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#1 - mrbare
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(07/13/2013) [-]
i feel like i'm the only that knows what a vegan is, because vegans can't eat anything produced by animals either
#19 to #1 - anon
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(07/13/2013) [-]
You are correct, but nothing near the point
#117 to #1 - anon
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(07/14/2013) [-]
I feel like you're a cunt
#118 to #1 - anon
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(07/14/2013) [-]
I feel like you're a cunt
#119 to #1 - anon
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(07/14/2013) [-]
I feel like you suck ass
#120 to #1 - anon
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(07/14/2013) [-]
I also feel like you're a cunt
#124 to #1 - anon
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(07/14/2013) [-]
cunt
#136 to #1 - anon
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(07/14/2013) [-]
re-read it

>laughing cow cheese huh?

>"I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

>you dont kill a cow
to make cheese
#171 to #1 - anon
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(07/14/2013) [-]
-194 thumbs for being right? ******* fj retards
#172 to #1 - anon
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(07/14/2013) [-]
he's right. not defending vegans, we literally can't consume ANYTHIGN TO DO WITH ANIMALS BECAUSE WE RESPECT THEM. You may not, and may molest cows for milk and cheese, but we refuse to. this guys right asshole retards
#79 to #1 - anthonyh
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(07/13/2013) [-]
I feel like you're the only one dumb enough not to understand what the point of this was.
#20 to #1 - Jloughrey
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Found the vegan.
#181 to #1 - mexx
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Vegans dont exist, u ******.
#26 to #1 - hillbillypowpow
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Not only is that not the point at all, but no one said anything contrary to that.
#2 to #1 - theblobble
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(07/13/2013) [-]
But that's got nothing to do with killing a cow to make cheese
#100 to #2 - mcquiston
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#70 to #2 - anon
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Its like you were both at 0 thumbs and then you decided to absorb 64 of his thumbs he didnt have.
*inb4 some dick throwing it off the scale.
#7 to #2 - anon
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(07/13/2013) [-]
vegetarians (ovo-lacto-) eat cheese and eggs and have no problem with eating things produced by animals, as long as it isn't the animal itself.
#121 to #7 - anon
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Or how about suck a dick
#15 to #7 - anon
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(07/13/2013) [-]
We're talking about Vegans dip ****, not vegetarians.
#8 to #7 - mollike
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(07/13/2013) [-]
some vegans consider eating eggs as eating chicken babys..
#18 to #8 - createdjustnow
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(07/13/2013) [-]
when in reality it's the period
#191 to #18 - rhiaanor ONLINE
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(07/14/2013) [-]
It isn't though, it's just an unfertilized egg,
#122 to #2 - rhetoricalfunny
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Vegans can't eat animal PRODUCTS
Products are anything that comes form animals. They are also against things like leather and suede.
Milk, Cheese, even some oils come from animals. Therefore they can't be eaten by vegans.

Vegetarians can't eat MEAT. Meat is dead animals. Nothing else. Some variations also restrict fish and lactose products, however that is to the discretion of the individual person.

That is the difference between vegetarian and vegan.
#174 to #122 - killerliquid
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Oi dumbass, vegans don't use anything that was from animals and that includes meat.
#175 to #174 - killerliquid
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Hmm, maybe it would be better for the other guy
#128 to #122 - anon
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Again, has nothing to do with killing a cow to make cheese.
#145 to #128 - rhetoricalfunny
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Original had nothing to do with having nothing to do with killing cows to make cheese.
#155 to #145 - MKZeke
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Alright, time to assess this bitch.
By original, I assume you meant the comment that this is all branching off of. The original commenter said they believed they were the only one who knew what a vegan was. The joke, however, was that the 'vegan' believed that a cow was killed to make cheese and somebody pointed out the foolishness of that statement. The joke was not assuming that vegans ate cheese. theblobble pointed this out to mrbare, and you assumed that theblobble did not know this. He does. He was pointing out the joke of the content.
I hope this has been educational for you.
Cheers.
#157 to #155 - rhetoricalfunny
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Here we have a ranting condescending ass.
Though his skills at stating the obvious are exceptional. He's still an ass.
#162 to #157 - MKZeke
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(07/14/2013) [-]
And here we have a bit of a thick-headed prick.
While he feels that he understood the point of a comment, which he did not as he went off to explain what a vegan was, he points out that the ranting condescending ass was stating the obvious, even though it was obviously not to him, solidifying his prick-y nature.
See? I can insult too.
#165 to #162 - rhetoricalfunny
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Oh did I hurt your one little feeling?
#166 to #165 - MKZeke
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(07/14/2013) [-]
'Fraid not, if that's what you were assuming. I just like the idea of an eye for an eye. Insult for an insult if you will. Though if you are wanting to hurt my 'one little feeling,' by all means please go ahead. I'd love to see what you come up with.
#167 to #166 - rhetoricalfunny
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Ooo a challenge. Ummm.

Your mom is fat
You suck
I hate your face
Your name is stupid.
Your mom is really fat

Um... The star wars prequels were better than the original.
#168 to #167 - MKZeke
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Alright, you get a thumb for creativity and making me laugh.   
Have a Cr1tikal gif for your troubles.
Alright, you get a thumb for creativity and making me laugh.
Have a Cr1tikal gif for your troubles.
#154 to #145 - lolollo
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(07/14/2013) [-]
The content is talking about how someone went on a rant about killing cows with cheese as the focal point...even though you don't kill cows to make cheese.

If you want to talk about killing cows...fine.
If you want to talk about using milk to make cheese...also fine.
To talk about both being related to each other, however...******* stupid.

The point that's made about "vegans" is because the popular thing to do when someone goes on a rant about killing animals is to say "I found the vegan." This is because it's a stereotype for vegans to interject their (stupid) choice in diet with the world, whether the world gives a **** or not. They're the ones at parties scoffing at the pigs in blankets. They're the ones annoying restaurant servers over "vegetable oil."

We're not making fun of vegans out of ignorance over the fact that they don't each cheese. We're making fun of vegans because the person in the content was acting like one.
#160 to #154 - rhetoricalfunny
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(07/14/2013) [-]
The original by extension was making a point about how vegan and vegetarian are used interchangeably.

Therefore I would imagine that the branching comments would be to the topic of the exachange of the words "vegan" and "vegetarian." The most thumbed comment instantly appears, so my first reply was made.


What I failed to take into account was that because it was a comment not explicitly stating "Vegetarians R stoopid hurr" that the topic would be instantly derailed to make him seem like a bigger idiot.

With that in mind, the thing to question is why does he get so many red thumbs, when other comments, less relevant to the comment skip by unnoticed?

The answer is that he didn't explicitly state a disdain for vegetarians, and thus FJ attacks like wild dogs.
#161 to #160 - lolollo
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Well, your mistake in that is thinking that there's any sort of intelligent design to be observed in the thumbing patterns of this website. The intelligent ones are the ones you find commenting...not thumbing.
#163 to #161 - rhetoricalfunny
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(07/14/2013) [-]
It is a mistake.

Thumbs can prove hypocrisy from content to comment. But there are certain things regarding certain topics that will always net red thumbs.

exceptions are made once in a blue moon regarding comments that make their case clear.

But for the most part.

Making a point that isn't directly and clearly opposed to a certain topic is going to get red thumbs.
#6 - gormless
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(07/13/2013) [-]
So uhh...a cow's average natural lifespan is 20 years, whereas a milking cow's average lifespan is 4 years. They get too weak and sick to continue producing milk so they are sent to a slaughterhouse.

So .... basically, milking is what killed them.
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#51 to #43 - imahugecunt
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(07/13/2013) [-]
-- However, the reason they wouldn't survive without us is because we have bred them that way. They wouldn't produce too much milk naturally.
#73 to #6 - nicolbolas
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Riiiiight, dairy cows are kept happy so that they produce more milk, there aren't hormones to get a cow to produce more, besides they are awful for meat.
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#169 to #6 - anon
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Soo, I'm talking about factory farmed cow's milk, which is what most of you find in your grocery stores, which invalidates most of your arguments. Bring on the red thumbs.
#196 to #6 - hydraetis
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(07/14/2013) [-]
That's ********.

They die when you don't milk them, or if they don't have any calves to feed from them. Quite painfully, in fact.
#12 to #6 - timmywankenobi
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(07/13/2013) [-]
thats bull my old neighbor was a milk famer dude and he said his cows average life span was about 18 years, and then he went on and on about what type of feed and gass makes milk tase best and how to make sure the milk doesn't turn green etc.
#13 to #12 - timmywankenobi
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(07/13/2013) [-]
grass not gass.
#17 to #6 - createdjustnow
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(07/13/2013) [-]
you have your information backwards. a cow that isn't milked when it has the capability to produce milk, has it's utter over weight, and can cause infection leading to a shorter life. you have it backwards
#9 to #6 - mollike
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(07/13/2013) [-]
If you don't over milk them then they live their regular lifespan.
#14 to #6 - neverunderstand
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(07/13/2013) [-]
So uhh...dairy cows aren't used for food. They enjoy being milked (like any lactating mammal), and typically die of old age or illness in 15-20 yrs.
So uhh...dairy cows aren't used for food. They enjoy being milked (like any lactating mammal), and typically die of old age or illness in 15-20 yrs.
#197 to #14 - cookiemonstrosity
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(07/14/2013) [-]
That's all true. But in a production setting, they are culled after they stop producing as much milk which is about 2 years old.

but I really don't care, I like my milk
#129 to #14 - anon
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(07/14/2013) [-]
you are in denial. When production/quality drops, they're sent to the slaughterhouse. They also constantly have to be made pregnant so that they keep producing milk.

I understand.

But please don't be ignorant, and before mentioning something, make sure it's true first.
#183 to #129 - adrianking
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Yes. That's some good advice.

You should take that into consideration.
#50 to #14 - anon
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Actually, to be able to lactate they have to be impregnated. Basically, the cows are being raped constantly to be able to produce milk/cheese.
#30 to #14 - lasmamoe
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(07/13/2013) [-]
"They enjoy being milked"

What a blissfully happy world you must live in.
Im not against the dairy industry, but in no way what so ever does a cow enjoy having extremely inflamed and infectious udders from constant milking.

They are also not very fond of being constanly impregnated, and repeatedly having their cattle taken away from them at birth.
#35 to #30 - sketchysketchist ONLINE
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Only some factories milk their cattle into exhaustion with the machines.
But on a normal farm, the cows enjoy it.
And even with the machines some cows enjoy it as well.
Don't you enjoy it when people play with your nipples?
#52 to #35 - bigscarygary
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(07/13/2013) [-]
My dad grew up milking cows on his family farm. You have to milk a cow every day, at the same time of day, or they get discomfort. If you don't milk a cow for too long, it can get really sick, and then eventually will stop giving milk until it has a calf again. The cows were always gentle, they would let my dad pet them while he milked, and he could tell they liked it. They even lined up all by themselves in the same order, and would wait their turns. He said it was one of the easiest farming jobs he had, because the animals did most of the work for him.

Human women say the same thing about nursing. To them, it's euphoric to have the milk come out once a baby latches on. Personally, I think it's evolution: an animal tends to enjoy acts that aid in the survival of their species.
#68 to #52 - sketchysketchist ONLINE
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(07/13/2013) [-]
That's a pretty neat story.
I never knew cows were that smart and organized.

I think this is one of those moments where finding the vegan goes well.
#178 to #52 - anon
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(07/14/2013) [-]
So take away from this story one thing: buy milk from the local farms if you can. They have happy cows.
#71 to #30 - neverunderstand
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Sure, some farms employ cruel practices, but not all of them. Certainly not enough to support your argument about 'inflamed and infectious udders'.

Also, like most mammals, a cow will produce milk as long as it is milked. Typically around 16 months (some women lactate for 10 years).

Having a baby every 1 1/2-2 years is not completely ridiculous. Especially when you consider that wild cattle mate 1-2 times per year.
#149 to #30 - anon
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Um, who cares, it's a ******* cow.
#82 to #30 - anthonyh
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(07/13/2013) [-]
You're so ******* stupid. If you have ever been within a hundred feet of a dairy farm you'd know what the **** you're talking about, which you don't.
#42 - makhan ONLINE
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(07/13/2013) [-]
You can't spell slaughter without laughter.
You can't spell slaughter without laughter.
#46 to #42 - postie
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#49 to #42 - navadae
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#139 to #42 - queefquizzler
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(07/14/2013) [-]
You can't say happiness without penis.
#112 to #42 - wienersack
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#40 - flutterdashrainbow
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#34 - sketchysketchist ONLINE
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(07/13/2013) [-]
**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #5050783 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
I just realized...That cow has horns...Lady cows don't have horns....and bulls don't produce milk....
And that's why he's laughing.
#61 to #34 - mrloki
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(07/13/2013) [-]
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at Pokemon Logic ** that's a bit of a generalization, having horns or not, also, weather males have horns while females doesn't is a characteristic of the breed, not of the sex.

In some breeds both sexes have horns, such as the Danish Red, White Park, and the famous Texas Longhorn. But in other breeds neither gender has horns like Angus, Polled Hereford, and Red Poll.
#65 to #61 - sketchysketchist ONLINE
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(07/13/2013) [-]
I always thought only the males had them.
Probably because the ones I've seen in pics only showed that reoccurring generalization.
I can't believe I learned something today.
#185 to #34 - usaisnotamerica
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Yeah that's what they teach you in elementary school.
#200 to #185 - sketchysketchist ONLINE
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Jesus christ, are that many people really that mad about me not know that any gender of cow can have horns?
#202 to #200 - andreewkun
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(07/28/2013) [-]
**andreewkun rolled a random image posted in comment #5288743 at Furries **Sadly, everyone in the internet hate opinions
#201 to #200 - usaisnotamerica
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, pretty much
#36 to #34 - lordaurion
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(07/13/2013) [-]
But that's wrong.
#38 to #34 - andreewkun
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Then I guess that calf is giving head' a four-penises-bull
#66 to #38 - sketchysketchist ONLINE
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(07/13/2013) [-]
I guess I forgot that there are more than one breed and they're not all the same.
Though aren't the cows we use for dairy like that?
Males have horns, females don't?
#22 - kinglybotman
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Is cow laughing because cocaine?
Is cow laughing because cocaine?
#33 to #22 - morbidbreath
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(07/13/2013) [-]
the bigger the hoop the bigger the ho
#39 to #22 - andreewkun
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(07/13/2013) [-]
It looks like Will Smith o_o
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#137 to #135 - tyroneisanigger
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(07/14/2013) [-]
I agree, though what about making you into a juicy delicious steak?
God I love steak so much. Medium rare or rare is the way to go.
#138 to #137 - iwishigaveafuck **User deleted account**
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#147 to #138 - akkere
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Unless they straight up make you well done, or worse, burnt.

Then they've defiled your grave.
#152 to #147 - hideyowives
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(07/14/2013) [-]
i like well done, if one right it kicks ass
#4 - pappathethird
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(07/13/2013) [-]
I have seen this a bunch of times now and I'm still convinced the first poster is making a joke
I have seen this a bunch of times now and I'm still convinced the first poster is making a joke
#11 to #4 - anon
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(07/13/2013) [-]
a joke? on the internet? dude are ******* stupid?
#127 - snakefire
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(07/14/2013) [-]
I knew this girl who decided to become vegan.

I said "I guess you're going to have to start eating more beans now, huh?"
"Ew, no I hate beans"

No protein for her then I guess.
#146 to #127 - xsolicitedsilkx
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(07/14/2013) [-]
She seems like the kind of girl that'd still get protein in her diet, through another method.
Alot of protein.
ALOT OF PROTEIN
Am I doing the dirty right?
#188 to #146 - anon
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(07/14/2013) [-]
you're doing it right.
#131 to #127 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account**
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Protein=Power   
   
Power=Terry Crews   
   
Terry Crews=God   
   
Protein is the way, the truth, and the life.
Protein=Power

Power=Terry Crews

Terry Crews=God

Protein is the way, the truth, and the life.
#132 to #131 - snakefire
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Solution? Eat old spice.
#133 to #132 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account**
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Are you mad, woman?! You'd explode from all the power.
Are you mad, woman?! You'd explode from all the power.
#187 to #133 - spyisspy
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#158 to #131 - zorororonoa
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(07/14/2013) [-]
God = Cheeseburger Eddie
#74 - twinnedorphan
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(07/13/2013) [-]
sooo... if nobody minds it or finds it annoying...
I would like to tell you a bit about a friend of mine.
well I met him in hight school. pretty cool guy, pretty chill, but one day I notice that I've never seen him eating meat before or anything, since we always used to eat lunch together so I asked him what was up with that and he said he was a vegan, but he really didn't give a **** if other people ate meat and that he could probably go to mcdonalds any day out of tentation, but the thing is that he wanted all the benefits of a different type of diet, but he also told me that it was pretty hard since when you rule out meat out of your diet you need to compesate all that you are missing as for nutrients for your body, next year he was skinny as ****, but also pretty fit and he told me he needed the help of a nutriologist to balance his diet.

So if any of you is thinking of becoming a vegan, please be carefull, it's pretty hard if you are doing it for real, consult a nutriologist and probably the most important thing, do it because you want a healthier life and body and not because you feel you can save the animals and therefore treat people that ate meat like monsters and feel superior.
#78 to #74 - beffen
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(07/13/2013) [-]
I heard vegan cum tastes like icing sugar because they only eat fruit and stuff. You wouldn't happen to know if that's true, would you?
#107 to #78 - kaycie
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(07/14/2013) [-]
I've heard pineapple makes it taste better maybe its just all fruit then..?
#199 to #107 - beffen
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(07/14/2013) [-]
I know red meats make it taste kinda sour, so maybe it's not fruit in particular just the lack of other food that would normally make the taste worse?
#86 to #78 - ediblepandas
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Not like sugar but it does taste better. I know because science.
#88 to #86 - beffen
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Fair enough. I only heard it from my ex who told me he had two gay friends and one was a vegan, so he heard it from the other.
#90 to #88 - ediblepandas
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(07/13/2013) [-]
I think I heard it from my sister who is a vegetarian, she showed me a site too but i forgot it :/
#91 to #90 - beffen
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(07/13/2013) [-]
I guess the only way we'll ever know is to go blow a vegan... :/
#92 to #91 - ediblepandas
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(07/13/2013) [-]
I suppose so
#89 to #88 - beffen
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(07/13/2013) [-]
I should point out these two gay friends were a couple. Not just some sort of one night they got frisky kind of thing.
#93 to #89 - ediblepandas
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(07/13/2013) [-]
that's what I assumed.
#85 to #78 - twinnedorphan
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(07/13/2013) [-]
I wouldn't know, but you catch my interest...


















care to experiment futher...?
#87 to #85 - beffen
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(07/13/2013) [-]
I'll get back to you on that.
I have a few vegan friends.