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Like a Gentleman

 
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User avatar #16 - tehrox (07/13/2013) [-]
Holy **** for a second I thought he did all that **** on one crossing and I was picturing a man blindfolded on stilts pushing a wheelbarrow across the rope
User avatar #20 to #16 - lurifax (07/13/2013) [-]
Cooking an omelet
#28 to #16 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
in a sack.
User avatar #36 to #16 - jacksipian (07/13/2013) [-]
i thought the same thing, then i thought, how would do that on stilts in a sack with the manager on his back?
User avatar #124 to #16 - masterfluffydubs (07/14/2013) [-]
Don't forget - whilst in a sack. What the flipping **** batman.
User avatar #47 to #16 - mistafishy (07/13/2013) [-]
You forgot the cooking.
User avatar #74 to #16 - thenoodle ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
While cooking an omelette.
User avatar #31 to #16 - mattmuch (07/13/2013) [-]
I thought that as well. I thought it said "hair-raising vibrations" too.
User avatar #17 to #16 - Nightelfbane (07/13/2013) [-]
oh my god so did i

i didnt realize until i read your comment
User avatar #79 to #17 - fuckingtrolls (07/14/2013) [-]
more centaur porn pls
User avatar #80 to #79 - Nightelfbane (07/14/2013) [-]
how about you kill yourself
User avatar #82 to #80 - fuckingtrolls (07/14/2013) [-]
pls
User avatar #84 to #83 - fuckingtrolls (07/14/2013) [-]
y r u so mean
#85 to #84 - Nightelfbane (07/14/2013) [-]
because youre a faggot cunt who wont leave me alone
because youre a faggot cunt who wont leave me alone
User avatar #86 to #85 - fuckingtrolls (07/14/2013) [-]
pls
User avatar #87 to #86 - Nightelfbane (07/14/2013) [-]
koll yorsolf
User avatar #88 to #87 - monkeysniper (07/14/2013) [-]
ah the internet, full of kind loving people, carry on
User avatar #89 to #88 - Nightelfbane (07/14/2013) [-]
****** HES BEEN DOING THIS FOR MONTHS
User avatar #93 to #89 - monkeysniper (07/14/2013) [-]
If he pisses you off ignore him, he enjoys this ****
User avatar #91 to #89 - fuckingtrolls (07/14/2013) [-]
don't lie it's only been a day
pls
#125 to #91 - masterfluffydubs (07/14/2013) [-]
please die
please die
User avatar #127 to #126 - masterfluffydubs (07/14/2013) [-]
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
User avatar #128 to #127 - fuckingtrolls (07/14/2013) [-]
Do you even know what's going on or are you just trying to be included?
User avatar #130 to #128 - masterfluffydubs (07/14/2013) [-]
to be honest. I just wanna hug.
User avatar #131 to #130 - fuckingtrolls (07/14/2013) [-]
I can smell the autism.
You go on the brony board don't you?
User avatar #133 to #131 - masterfluffydubs (07/14/2013) [-]
haha **** no. I'm just drunk right now. Good point though...I need to change that ******* avatar...happened with one of those roll games.
User avatar #134 to #133 - fuckingtrolls (07/14/2013) [-]
"I'm just drunk right now"
Lol K.
#95 to #91 - Nightelfbane (07/14/2013) [-]
im going to go play CoC
im going to go play CoC
User avatar #103 to #95 - noseses (07/14/2013) [-]
make it a centaur's coc
User avatar #96 to #95 - fuckingtrolls (07/14/2013) [-]
Can I come too?
User avatar #90 to #87 - fuckingtrolls (07/14/2013) [-]
I need it
#21 to #16 - checkprofile (07/13/2013) [-]
i thought the same thing
i thought the same thing
User avatar #32 to #16 - TrickyTehDj ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
in a sack
#104 - miscarriage (07/14/2013) [-]
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>cooking an omelette on a tightrope.


Sounds like he had a balanced diet.
#105 to #104 - hopskotch (07/14/2013) [-]
That was one of the only puns on FJ I've seen that didn't suck.

Thumb for you.
User avatar #109 to #104 - funkyspot (07/14/2013) [-]
Shut up you whore
User avatar #129 to #104 - eatabagobabydick (07/14/2013) [-]
Outstanding
#140 to #104 - manwithmanynames (07/14/2013) [-]
A pun I actually laughed at, that is almost impossible for me. Well done good sir.
#112 to #104 - StinkyCheese ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#132 to #112 - QCGunslinger (07/14/2013) [-]
Jaime... My favorite character of all!
Jaime... My favorite character of all!
User avatar #154 to #132 - HypomanDan (07/14/2013) [-]
He starts of as a real dick, he only really improves half way through season 3
User avatar #1 - semilunarknight (07/13/2013) [-]
How the **** did he cook on a tight rope?
User avatar #48 to #1 - sweetdickwilly (07/13/2013) [-]
Bend over and I'll show you.
#49 to #1 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
Talk about a balanced breakfast...
#44 to #1 - squeejee (07/13/2013) [-]
<you do this
User avatar #4 to #1 - mandere (07/13/2013) [-]
Extend your pinky finger.
User avatar #9 to #1 - AquariusCyclone (07/13/2013) [-]
He used the gravity of his massive ballsack to attract cooking supplies and a bit of oil.
User avatar #15 to #1 - ryuuk (07/13/2013) [-]
you might say he had a well balanced diet.
User avatar #25 to #15 - theugandanhero (07/13/2013) [-]
HUEHUEAHUEHAHUEH
User avatar #2 to #1 - gearson (07/13/2013) [-]
Very carefully
#3 to #2 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
This guy.
#155 to #2 - hallowedfrogg (07/14/2013) [-]
Where in the 			****		 did all these thumbs come from?
Where in the **** did all these thumbs come from?
#78 to #2 - anansi (07/14/2013) [-]
I like you.
#153 to #2 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
There are more people who thumbed your comment then there are people in my school. So just imagine a good sized auditorium, full of people, all laughing at what you just said. Good on ya.
#10 - AquariusCyclone (07/13/2013) [-]
MFW Someone did better at crossing Niagra Falls than I did
User avatar #14 to #10 - derpwolf (07/13/2013) [-]
Your username is amazing.
User avatar #23 - ilovemyguns (07/13/2013) [-]
How did you cook omelets in 1859? He light a fire, pop out a pan, balance the fire, cook, eat? What?
#66 to #23 - milehighpride (07/13/2013) [-]
&quot;Balance the fire&quot; lololol
"Balance the fire" lololol
#67 to #66 - nasharoo (07/14/2013) [-]
this 			*******		 gif....
this ******* gif....
#68 to #67 - milehighpride (07/14/2013) [-]
Always a winner bro.
Always a winner bro.
#70 - ultracougar (07/14/2013) [-]
how the do you move across a tightrope in a god damn sack?
User avatar #120 to #70 - yuukoku (07/14/2013) [-]
I think the sack was on top of him and his feet were free.
User avatar #71 to #70 - temporalguardian ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
Like a boss Gentleman, thats how.
#11 - succubus ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Diabeetus take the best of us....
User avatar #12 to #11 - succubus ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
takes*



**** , my life.
#19 to #11 - spyisspy (07/13/2013) [-]
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#29 - Leopard (07/13/2013) [-]
And this piece of **** gets famous last year for crossing Niagara falls with a ******* harness...
#119 to #29 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
He wanted to do it without the harness, they (the governments) wouldn't allow him to do it without it.
User avatar #75 to #29 - alltimetens (07/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, because ANYONE could do it.

Part of being a daredevil is actually having the balls to do something. Come back and criticize him when you actually have the courage to do so. Otherwise, shut the **** up and play Minecraft.
User avatar #142 to #75 - Leopard (07/14/2013) [-]
With a harness... no balls needed.
User avatar #159 to #142 - alltimetens (07/14/2013) [-]
If no balls are needed for the stunt, then it should definitely be no problem for you, considering you have no balls in the first place.
User avatar #161 to #159 - Leopard (07/16/2013) [-]
I'm a woman?
User avatar #162 to #161 - alltimetens (07/16/2013) [-]
No... you're just a ball-less man.
User avatar #163 to #162 - Leopard (07/16/2013) [-]
I uhm think I know my gender better then you.
#108 to #29 - kingsombra (07/14/2013) [-]
"Piece of **** "

He's 10 times as talented as you will ever be.
User avatar #116 to #108 - tehlulzbringer (07/14/2013) [-]
proof?
User avatar #117 to #116 - Crusader (07/14/2013) [-]
The man featured in the picture is famous for his skill and balance
Leopards are often hunted and are nearing extinction
User avatar #118 to #117 - tehlulzbringer (07/14/2013) [-]
oh okay
User avatar #141 to #108 - Leopard (07/14/2013) [-]
Actually no. Rope walking while holding a huge ******* pole takes maybe a weeks worth of practice. Rope walking a large distance like this? Maybe 2 weeks.

Just because the rope is really high up doesn't make it any more difficult. A guy who can rope walk 2 feet above the ground is just as talented as a guy who can do it 100 ft off the ground.
User avatar #148 to #141 - theseventhalias (07/14/2013) [-]
"In 2008, Wallenda set Guinness World Records for longest and highest bicycle ride on a high-wire 250-foot-long (76 m) ride at 135 feet (41 m) above the ground in New Jersey. "

no balls, eh?
User avatar #147 to #141 - theseventhalias (07/14/2013) [-]
" The walk came after a two-year legal battle involving both sides of the Canada–United States border to gain approval. For the walk he was required to wear a safety harness for the first time in his life."

" first time in his life"

User avatar #146 to #141 - theseventhalias (07/14/2013) [-]
not true actually.

This is the falls, you have to keep in mind that the mist would cause to rope to be slippery, as well as the wind in the area.

It is much more difficult than just walking on a rope 2 feet above the ground.

also, fear. If you panic while you are up there, you are dead. Unlike 2 feet off the ground. You don't have to fear falling when that low, but when you are high enough that the all will kill you, it will add tension, and a higher chance of ******* up.
User avatar #45 to #29 - dumbandyoung (07/13/2013) [-]
Could you do it?
User avatar #144 to #45 - Leopard (07/14/2013) [-]
With a weeks practice, ya.
User avatar #97 to #29 - theseventhalias (07/14/2013) [-]
He didn't want to use a harness, the media forced him to. He would have done it without one if they would have let him.
User avatar #143 to #97 - Leopard (07/14/2013) [-]
No he wouldn't have. He's a 21st century pussy.
User avatar #145 to #143 - theseventhalias (07/14/2013) [-]
no, he wanted to do it without one, and I am pretty sure he has. But for live recording, he was forced to, or else they wouldn't have shown it on live TV.
#42 to #29 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
to be fair he's done it many times without one. The media just told him to use one when they were doing the live recording of it.
#24 - woofman (07/13/2013) [-]
Lost it at the omelette!
User avatar #8 - dewydonut (07/13/2013) [-]
Redeeming the French from their reputation of cowardice
#18 to #8 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
false reputation anyway
#43 - mrgoodlove (07/13/2013) [-]
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Sounds too badass to be true
#22 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
If he had only had one fewer omelet he could have been saved from diabetes...
User avatar #27 to #22 - DiabloStrawhat (07/13/2013) [-]
Eggs don't have any carbohydrates. It wouldn't affect him too greatly at all.

User avatar #51 to #27 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (07/13/2013) [-]
Diabetic here. Can confirm this statement.
User avatar #52 to #51 - DiabloStrawhat (07/13/2013) [-]
Me too. You Type One or Type Two?
User avatar #53 to #52 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (07/13/2013) [-]
Type 1, since I was 14.
User avatar #55 to #53 - DiabloStrawhat (07/13/2013) [-]
Same here, since age six. I always assumed being diagnosed at the teen years really ******* sucks, what was your experience like?
User avatar #56 to #55 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (07/13/2013) [-]
I'm kinda a skinny ****** anyway (6'0, around 150lbs) but I started losing weight. Had to pee all the time. Always thirsty. You know the drill. I went for a doctor's visit and my sugar showed up as 555, because that's how high their monitor went. Anyway, I got that handled. Have an insulin pump now.
User avatar #57 to #56 - DiabloStrawhat (07/13/2013) [-]
I've always been put off by the thought of an insulin pump. I still use the novopens.
User avatar #99 to #57 - drailen (07/14/2013) [-]
Fellow type 1 diabetic here. Diagnosed at age 5, got a pump at age 7. It made a great difference in management at the time (being a teenager I would forget to test/bolus whatnot) and I even wrestled all throughout high school (The pump never interfered). I personally would recommend looking into trying it out.
User avatar #158 to #99 - DiabloStrawhat (07/14/2013) [-]
Thanks, I appreciate your input.
User avatar #58 to #57 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (07/13/2013) [-]
I just did syringes for a year. 5 a day. I love the pump. I was afraid of it being in the way. But I'm a musician and I've toured (small band, mind you) the country a couple times, and it's never been in my way while I'm rocking out on stage.
User avatar #160 to #58 - DiabloStrawhat (07/14/2013) [-]
I see... I just might look into that then. Thanks, dude. I appreciate your input.
#5 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
He actually took a wheelbarrow with a stove in it on the tightrope and then cooked and omelette.
User avatar #64 to #5 - vix (07/13/2013) [-]
I wish I could omelette as well as him...
#38 - mrnappy ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #26 - sirfisticuffs (07/13/2013) [-]
And I'm just sitting here, doing nothing. meh
User avatar #77 - Katzie (07/14/2013) [-]
I swear to god I'm reading these comments about the things he's done and nobody seems to have read the part about the stilts.
******* tight-rope walking with stilts man what the **** .
#149 - maryjaneinmabrain (07/14/2013) [-]
He cooked on omelette on a crossing? in 1859?
User avatar #136 - ineedacigarette (07/14/2013) [-]
to many omlets I guess.
#107 - creepyunclebob (07/14/2013) [-]
Okay, so he walked on the tightrope carrying a torch, a pan, and some eggs and spices. Then he sat down on the rope, put the torch under the pan in front of him, cracked the eggs into the pan and added the spices with his teeth, and then flipped the egg with his dick when it was time. Then he slid the omelette right into his mouth.
#101 - snakefire (07/14/2013) [-]
If someone today did that, I would want someone to fly a remote control dildocopter at their face and knock them off to their death.

Imagine the headlines.
User avatar #152 to #101 - warrenzthehero (07/14/2013) [-]
"Waterfall Walker Killed By Flying Phallus"
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