Dreams. Dreams are like chickens, they swim like a plate of cookies and burn like a used oven... everybody dream.... ugh
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User avatar #114 - dehfurk (07/14/2013) [-]
Oh, I'm fully aware that you can orgasm in your dreams.
Fully
AWARE
#131 to #114 - Rascal (07/14/2013) [-]
I've never had one in my dream, always try to get close but can never finish.
User avatar #141 to #114 - itsdasp ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing like waking up to a mess under the sheets, right?
User avatar #100 - holycrapitsadam (07/14/2013) [-]
"you can have four to seven dreams in one night"


But not 1 to 3 dreams thats just CRAZY!
User avatar #82 - perfonator (07/13/2013) [-]
A friend of mine told me he had a dream where he met an old lady at the bus stop. the lady flashed her tits and she had dicks as nipples.

just wanted to share.
User avatar #28 - kevinipples (07/13/2013) [-]
what is a precognitive dream?
User avatar #175 to #28 - danster (07/14/2013) [-]
Ever watched Minority Report? The things that saw the future were called precogs.
#176 to #28 - Rascal (07/14/2013) [-]
Looking into the future maybe. Also you're name is glorious.
User avatar #132 to #28 - dfgthree (07/14/2013) [-]
Have you ever had a dream about something and it came true? That is a precognitive dream. It's happened to me quite often, in fact nearly every time I have a dream that my ex girlfriend is hanging out with me, my ex girlfriend will get a hold of me that day and want to hang out. It's pretty neat. Also couldn't get past a boss in Hercules when I was a kid and learned how to beat it in my dream.
#31 to #28 - quantumloli (07/13/2013) [-]
I believe it's a dream where you "see into the future".
#72 to #28 - choelzler (07/13/2013) [-]
Precognition, also called future sight and second sight is a type of extrasensory perception that would involve the acquisition or effect of future information that cannot be deduced from presently available and normally acquired sense-based information!



source; Wikipedia
User avatar #30 to #28 - paronix (07/13/2013) [-]
I knew someone was going to ask that question

please please understand the joke
User avatar #152 to #30 - paronix (07/14/2013) [-]
I had no idea people would find it this funny o.o

I love all of you
User avatar #13 - phantomprincess (07/13/2013) [-]
everybody dream.... ugh
#109 - ugottricked (07/14/2013) [-]
i once had a dream i **** my pants and it felt so real i got scared and i had to feel my pants to see if i actually **** them or if it was just a dream
#147 to #109 - Rascal (07/14/2013) [-]
...so, did you **** them or not?
#182 to #147 - ugottricked (07/14/2013) [-]
turns out i didnt but i was feeling my butt for a good 30 seconds half asleep and i was sleeping in the living room so people saw
User avatar #155 to #109 - animationhac ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
Ive had a dream were I pee'd.... I pee'd in real life.
#94 - Rascal (07/13/2013) [-]
I like how there was a grammatical error in the second word of the post
#92 - runswithspoon (07/13/2013) [-]
last one is definitily true
last one is definitily true
User avatar #104 - popcornisland (07/14/2013) [-]
I think most people know the last one.
User avatar #106 to #104 - holyshihtzu (07/14/2013) [-]
Never had a wet dream in my life
User avatar #119 to #106 - vissova (07/14/2013) [-]
Everytime I have a wet dream and am about to get down and dirty, something happens. Like, I'll be about to lay down on a bed with a woman and then all of a sudden I'm in a plane dressed as a banana.
#129 to #119 - Rascal (07/14/2013) [-]
Same here except i wake up when i start getting hard.
#108 to #106 - snakefire (07/14/2013) [-]
I have...
User avatar #107 to #106 - duudegladiator (07/14/2013) [-]
Go on a large ass fap off for like a week, then go cold turkey, in the next day to 2 days, Wet Dream Ho!!!!
#111 to #107 - holyshihtzu (07/14/2013) [-]
Glad I have the know-how now.
Glad I have the know-how now.
User avatar #116 to #106 - wisdombranch (07/14/2013) [-]
not surprising; how often do you masturbate/have sex?
User avatar #117 - vissova (07/14/2013) [-]
I would imagine that blind people have really strange and creative dreams. Seeing as how they have no idea what the real world looks like. Or what anything looks like, for that matter.
User avatar #38 - skiskate (07/13/2013) [-]
Everybody dream? The first ******* line? Really?
#177 - bden (07/14/2013) [-]
(8) is not true. Your brain actually compiles random faces using profiles of known faces.
#163 - kaycie (07/14/2013) [-]
i never really have nightmares.
at least none that i actually get scared in..
I had a dream once that i was being raped and the guy's dick turned into one of those cake mixers and then i woke up.
I've had a few where my mom dies too, or im being chased by a killer(that one was really elaborate), or where my teeth fal out
But I've never been afraid of my dreams or afraid to go to sleep
+2
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User avatar #169 to #157 - aliethecakeis (07/14/2013) [-]
It'll take a while, but as soon as you wake up write down everything you remember from your dream. Then your brain will start to remember dreams on its own. After this, you'll start to notice recurring dreams and realize when you are dreaming. As soon as you realize you are dreaming, you wake up. Also, there are other tricks you can use as well. For example, look at your hands frequently when awake and your brain will look at your hands while in a dream. However, hands look really weird in a dream so you will realize you are dreaming. Also, try looking at clocks, looking away, and then back again. During a dream, the mind doesn't keep times the same on clocks, and you will notice a difference. Also, text will be scrambled and there will be no real coherent sentences in a book during your dream. That's all I've got for you, but maybe someone else will help you too.
#185 to #169 - erase (07/21/2013) [-]
You can also try to force the hands on the clock backwards, or look at a digital clock.
User avatar #52 - TrickyTehDj (07/13/2013) [-]
i had a dream there was an old lady playing heavy metal on an electric guitar and woke up and the tv was on the music channel
#49 - Rascal (07/13/2013) [-]
I onced dreamed that a ghost man with 20 small eyes on half his face and one regular eye was out to kill me, I have never seen that face
#53 to #49 - Rascal (07/13/2013) [-]
Then that must be a precognitive dream
#32 - thermdiz (07/13/2013) [-]
if a person is deaf from birth.. what language do they think in?
#36 to #32 - urumasi (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh. My. God...
Oh. My. God...
User avatar #40 to #32 - ieatscenekids (07/13/2013) [-]
Wouldn't it be the language they read in?
#41 to #40 - thermdiz (07/13/2013) [-]
i dont know i dont think in letters
#43 to #32 - Rascal (07/13/2013) [-]
tjilaz is right. To form meaningful thought without language is impossible thus those born deaf resort to symbolism. Things are given meaning through physical representation thus they think in sign language or whatever equivalent they are taught. This usually has to be done early on in their life or it can seriously stunt their development.
User avatar #62 to #32 - askafj (07/13/2013) [-]
I guess they would think in the language they write in.

Why wouldn't you be able to 'hear' your own mind? Nothing to do with your hearing.
#39 to #32 - tjilaz (07/13/2013) [-]
sign language
User avatar #22 - tabarzins (07/13/2013) [-]
precog dreams sounds like pure chance
#54 - lolfire (07/13/2013) [-]
These are pretty much sourceless ******** .

1. Forgetting a dream is equivalent to not having one. If you can't remember it, it didn't happen. This applies because it's not a real, physical action. It's imagination.

2. You can have much more than 1-??? dreams in a night. Your memory and sleeping patterns is what decides the number.

3. These timings and percentages are just made up. The strength of your memory / if you write your dreams down regular is what determines you ability to remember it.

4. Of course they do. Imagination is concerned with far more senses than just sight.

5. That's because they already know what is going to happen in their sub-conscious. They just put it together in the dream.

6. Impossible to verify, the majority of my dreams consist of platonic females...

7. True, but you can wake up during this and not be able to move. That's what sleep paralysis is.

8. Wrong. We see faces made up of different parts of the faces we already know. We create characters by using bits from people we have seen. You don't even need to know them, they could be complete strangers that you walked past in town 3 weeks ago. So we can see faces we don't know.

9. Yep, that one's true.
#101 to #54 - Rascal (07/14/2013) [-]
Dj Satomi - Wonderland.

Sorry, I just thought I'd post what those lyrics on the picture are from

Forgive me.
User avatar #105 to #101 - lolfire (07/14/2013) [-]
....Dj Splash - Sound of my dream.
Well, that was the version I was listening to when I was typing that...

Dj Splash - Sound Of My Dream
#126 to #54 - Rascal (07/14/2013) [-]
it's as much sourceless ******** as the **** , you wrote
#151 to #54 - Rascal (07/14/2013) [-]
You're completely wrong about not remembering a dream is the same as not having one. Every time you go into REM you dream. Your claim is like saying that since you can't remember being drunk some night all the experiences never happened while you were blacked out.
#179 to #54 - Rascal (07/14/2013) [-]
1. I can see what you're trying to say but that logic is flawed. ie: you can't remember yourself being born; does that mean you never were? No. It is a fact that all mammals dream.
2. There is a thing called a sleep cycle. Try looking it up as it consists of REM sleep and Stage 1-4. Of course the amount of dreams depend on how long you sleep though.
8. The last part is kind of messed up. Just because they're a stranger doesn't mean you don't know the face subconsciously.
User avatar #71 to #54 - malhaloc (07/13/2013) [-]
1. You can forget things that you've done. I've said things and forgotten about them only to have people remind me later. I've forgotten about papers I've stuffed into my book bag for school and when I cleaned it out at the end of the year they were there. Forgetting doesn't erase something that happened in the past.

2. It said CAN not you DO. If someone has the sleep patterns and the brain activity it can happen. I've had 2 dreams in a single night (that I could remember) but forgot anything about them except the transition was seamless.

3. I think he was going with the average of any research he found.

4. Yup

5. So humans are psychic on a subconscious level?

6. Again I think he's using averages here.

7. Its true. I've had dead arm in the morning from that.

8. I agree with you on that one.

9. I wouldn't know okay.jpg
#76 to #71 - lolfire (07/13/2013) [-]
1. >It's not a real, physical action. You seemed to have missed that sentence.    
   
2. Can followed by a 1-4 number implies that 4 is the limit. It's not.    
   
3. That statement should have been preceded by "On average,"   
   
5. Yep. Well, not entirely psychic. But your subconscious literally picks up EVERYTHING. It just doesn't transfer to the conscious mind. These people sub-consciously knew that the thing was going to happen, they just weren't aware of it.    
   
6. Again, "on average" should be stated.    
   
7. I once thought I had damaged my spine when I woke up and couldn't move. But a dead arm is not sleep paralysis. It's a cut blood flow. You've slept on your arm or cut the flow of an artery. Too long like that and you would lose your arm. It's not sleep paralysis.
1. >It's not a real, physical action. You seemed to have missed that sentence.

2. Can followed by a 1-4 number implies that 4 is the limit. It's not.

3. That statement should have been preceded by "On average,"

5. Yep. Well, not entirely psychic. But your subconscious literally picks up EVERYTHING. It just doesn't transfer to the conscious mind. These people sub-consciously knew that the thing was going to happen, they just weren't aware of it.

6. Again, "on average" should be stated.

7. I once thought I had damaged my spine when I woke up and couldn't move. But a dead arm is not sleep paralysis. It's a cut blood flow. You've slept on your arm or cut the flow of an artery. Too long like that and you would lose your arm. It's not sleep paralysis.
#134 to #76 - Rascal (07/14/2013) [-]
not remember your dream doesnt mean it didnt happen. what if you remember a dream a few days later? this may happen when you experience something in real life similar to what you dreamed of. according to your assumtion this would mean, your dream didnt exist, but suddenly a few days later it became real.
User avatar #83 to #76 - malhaloc (07/13/2013) [-]
Ah ok I didn't see that second part to the first one. But at the same time just because there's no proof that it happened doesn't mean that it didn't. It just has no effect on anything what so ever.
#66 to #54 - theyellowfj (07/13/2013) [-]
Good sir, may I inquire as to the source of your information on dreams? I am by no means denying that what you say is true but as neither you nor the OP provide any source, one of you is lying.
#69 to #66 - lolfire (07/13/2013) [-]
Hmm, well experience, years of lucid dreaming, and researching dreams....

Here's a few links;

www.youtube.com/user/ReeceJones87
You need to login to view this link - this one is a great base point.
www.dreammoods.com/dreaminformation/dreamresearch.html
www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/171188/dream/38755/Physiological-dream-research
www.stanford.edu/~dement/dreams.html

I developed a keen interest in sleep and dreaming about 10 years ago. Been hobby-researching all this time.
User avatar #70 to #69 - theyellowfj (07/13/2013) [-]
You have my thanks, and my thumb.
User avatar #118 to #54 - theodordronen (07/14/2013) [-]
Thank you regarding number #7. This happens to me often and it is ******* scary as hell. I've had a hard time explaining it to people but now i know what it is!
#78 to #54 - Rascal (07/13/2013) [-]
I'm just gonna argue against your counter to number 1. That's some bullcrap philosophy you have there. I forgot I killed a man, so I might as well not have done it. I forgot I paid my bills, so clearly my bills aren't paid.

how things appear to you, and how things are, are two totally different things. Let us remember, the world doesn't revolve around you.
User avatar #79 to #78 - lolfire (07/13/2013) [-]
Why is everybody missing the "It's not a real, physical action" part of #1....
User avatar #89 to #78 - Loopholes (07/13/2013) [-]
We're getting into the realm of philosophy here and you'd be a fool to argue it.
#55 - himynamesmax (07/13/2013) [-]
"We only see faces that we already know in our dreams"

This fact always come up and I call ******** . Our brain can create anything and everything in our dreams, but it can't come up with a simple human face? Something that we see everyday.

Sure some of them might be people we know, but I find it hard to believe that some guy in my dream is that guy that walked past me 2 months ago.
User avatar #75 to #55 - guywithafork (07/13/2013) [-]
Read Comment 74 Please/
User avatar #61 to #55 - askafj (07/13/2013) [-]
Well your brain must create the faces from something. If you'd never seen a face, then how would your brain know how a face looked like?
User avatar #67 to #61 - malhaloc (07/13/2013) [-]
The same way blind people can dream having no idea what anything looks like. Assuming they were blind from birth.
User avatar #87 to #67 - askafj (07/13/2013) [-]
Where does it say that they are dreaming about faces?
User avatar #88 to #87 - malhaloc (07/13/2013) [-]
Not just faces, but anything. If we can't make up faces how can lifelong blind people dream about anything but darkness?
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