Sir Berington. . I (19/ 25/ 1 I (Sun) 5 Neil 6426614 96 KB, 634x456, sir bearington, jpg) I a bear character in DELI] 3. 5 M laughs bear a regge. put every poin Sir Berington I (19/ 25/ 1 (Sun) 5 Neil 6426614 96 KB 634x456 sir bearington jpg) a bear character in DELI] 3 M laughs regge put every poin
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Sir Berington

I (19/ 25/ 1 I (Sun) 5 Neil 6426614
96 KB, 634x456, sir bearington, jpg)
I a bear character in DELI] 3. 5
M laughs
bear a regge. put every point I can into disguise
class as a spine get mere disguise
M says I can' t speak english
out bluff
growling and gesturing. I can fake speaking a language I dent speak English]
ruse momento hire a butler NPC
him magical item to let him speak bear
An excellent suggestion, Mister Bearington. We really should ask the group to investigate the Black Marsh
n:: ourse ofthe game. be knighted as Sir Bearington
holds a dinner in my honor.
as guest becomes the first man to ever make a perception check that can beat my disguise
out loud
HEY, THAT GUY' S NOT A GUY, HE' S JUST A BEAR!"
Milan is escorted out ofthe castle while the guards apologise indignity
We' re so sorry, Sir Bearington, very sorry fer this man' s behavior"
RAAR" *shrug*
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#3 - ThatGuyHyro **User deleted account**
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#7 to #3 - anon
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Do you have more 4chan DnD stories?
#16 to #7 - organiclead
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Care for more?
#17 to #16 - anon
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That was fantastic, more if you got em!
#18 to #17 - organiclead
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And more you shall have.
#19 to #18 - organiclead
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#20 to #19 - organiclead
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#21 to #20 - organiclead
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#22 to #21 - organiclead
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#24 to #22 - organiclead
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And I'll stop before these lines take up too much space.
#85 to #24 - anon
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Thanks a lot. I'm another anon, by the way.
#53 to #24 - maxsexington
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Moarrrr
#72 to #53 - organiclead
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#73 to #72 - organiclead
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Comment Picture
#76 to #73 - organiclead
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Hum, last one looks like it didn't upload.
#88 to #76 - anon
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Reupload, then.
#83 to #73 - honkan
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(07/13/2013) [-]
This din't upload correctly becouse its a .gif. Try changing it to a .png or .jpg and it should work. MS Pain should do the trick.
#52 to #24 - creepycreeper
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(07/13/2013) [-]
No. You must go on.
#26 to #24 - Nihatclodra ONLINE
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(07/13/2013) [-]
I'm loving all of these!
#69 to #20 - jsprmp
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(07/13/2013) [-]
**** yeah! is that some Only War? or Dark Heresy?
#71 to #69 - organiclead
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(07/13/2013) [-]
I think it's Only War.
#30 - commontroll
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Commencing dump!
#31 to #30 - commontroll
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#32 to #31 - commontroll
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#33 to #32 - commontroll
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Part One
#34 to #33 - commontroll
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Part 2
#35 to #34 - commontroll
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(07/13/2013) [-]
(1 of 2)
#36 to #35 - commontroll
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#37 to #36 - commontroll
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#38 to #37 - commontroll
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#40 to #39 - commontroll
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#97 to #40 - repostforlife
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commontroll do you ANY more of these stories? I can't seem to find them on 4chan
#98 to #97 - commontroll
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(02/09/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, that's all I've gotten from random D&D comments on here.
#99 to #98 - repostforlife
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well crap
#41 to #40 - commontroll
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Ah, that's the last of them.
#56 to #39 - gevaudan
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(07/13/2013) [-]
That story sounds a lot like Retarded Animal Babies 5.
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#74 to #32 - lellone
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(07/13/2013) [-]
******* brilliant
******* brilliant
#87 to #32 - anon
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(07/13/2013) [-]
why did I imagine WoW'esque pandas for that
#57 to #32 - hideyowives
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#51 to #31 - spiderbrody
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man that was ******* great
#65 - kingchase
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(07/13/2013) [-]
You don't speak English in DnD, you speak common.
#67 to #65 - slayerdicthulhu
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Props to you^^
#4 - ningyoaijin ONLINE
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I wish I was patient enough to learn D&D. Seems like it could be an extremely creative game.
#29 to #4 - commontroll
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(07/13/2013) [-]
I'm starting up with my friend. It's actually not too bad.
#42 to #4 - pappathethird
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(07/13/2013) [-]
you learn it as you go along
#45 to #4 - FLCLol
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(07/13/2013) [-]
its not hard really
you just have to get used to the dice and the times you have to roll which die like an attack whether its critical or if you can hear or see something
other than that its relatively easy
oh and not to mention the "bonuses" you receive from certain things like dexterity and how it can increase your attack or defense etc
#55 to #4 - whiplasher
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(07/13/2013) [-]
DND can be summed up as Intereactive Storytelling.
#63 to #4 - anon
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(07/13/2013) [-]
yeah, I really regret that I don't have people around interested in fantasy and such. I SO wish I just had friends that I could play with everyday (or just friends for that matter >_>)
#79 to #4 - dyllygaf
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D&D isn't that hard to learn, it's quite simple really

Try looking at Anima: Beyond Fantasy, it's a tabletop RPG exactly like D&D but a lot more complicated and customizable
#89 to #4 - anon
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(07/13/2013) [-]
4th ed has it's high and low points but overall it's awesome. If you want a more simplified version play 3.5 or pathfinder
#91 to #89 - commontroll
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3.5 less complicated than 4? Wut. I've been told it's ridiculously simplified.
#6 to #4 - chituat
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Honestly I didn't want to play because I thought it was too complicated; it's not as hard as the rumors say.
#1 - thewisedane
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Very entertaining, but how did that character get enough Intelligence to do all that stuff?
Very entertaining, but how did that character get enough Intelligence to do all that stuff?
#2 to #1 - anon
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I too would like to know that
#5 to #1 - anon
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an awakened bear would have a high intelligence score, or a bear who found a tome and/or item that boosted intelligence would both be smart enough to pull it off
#47 to #1 - anon
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If they were trying to follow the book and all that, probably am Elven gift
#25 to #1 - organiclead
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He doesn't need intelligence, he needs charisma. And it really depends on how his DM handled the translation for bear as his race. he could have had him roll stats as a normal character and added on the bearish traits as his race's modification, or he could go the way my DM handles animal characters and uses the stats in the book to define the modification on your scores. So using my own DM's method, a bear would have a +4 STR, +1 DEX, +2 CON, -5 INT, +1 WIS and -2 CHA as well as a +3 level modifier.

Assuming he rolled an 18 and put that in CHA, that puts him at a 16 CHA to begin with. Assuming he's at least level 9 (most prestige classes require at least level 5), he’s got at least two points to spend on getting his CHA to 18 again.

If he has his disguise maxed out, has the skill focus feat and has a disguise kit at the very least, he's got a good +18 to his rolls minimum. This is on core rules only, not counting the fancy stuff.

Assuming most people serving him are level 1 commoners, with a +6 spot check at max, it's very doable.
#59 to #25 - thewisedane
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And that is why I use Marvel Universe or GURPS.
#64 - cyanidesandvich
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Time to post my DnD story right here.
i actually have 2, the rouge and the badass minotaur

i'll start with the minotaur

>playing in a campaign cooked up by our DM
>there are 5 of us playing, 4 of us (including myself) are newcomers
>have one guy who has more experience who was moving late so he's just sitting in a few sessions to start us off.
>non human/elves are hated in the known world
>playing a minotaur professor warden who studied in a far off land
>joined by some random characters, and moving guy was playing Nilbog, the goblin slave
>we had him tied up to lead us to a goblin bandit operation.
>me as the hulking minotaur tasked with leading the pack
>reach the entrance to the secret cave
>ambushed by wolves
>Nilbog get's loose
>he tries to run
>shout "oh no you dont ye' lil' goblin bastard" in a broad and gruff irish accent
>charge at him with my horns out stretched
>DM and group is in disbelief as i roll 20
>Nilbog is impaled on my horn along with a sizable chunk of rock, and we finish off the wolves

TBC
#66 to #64 - cyanidesandvich
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>we find the entrance to the cave and i have to duck as we enter as nilbog is flailing and shouting obscenities
>we get through some booby trapped corridors to a large well furnished room
>goblin with a golden sword and a human bandit esque person are atop a staircase behind a desk
>"what do you think you're doing here"
>bluff and say "what's it look like, bringing you back a spy"
Probably best i mention that we had a bounty to kill the leader of the gang.
>they dont belive me
>tell them i want to join the gang
>they say that i need to kill my party members first
>refuse and we jump into battle
>play it safe for pretty much the whole battle, my team is getting killed
>i begin setting fire to the curtains and book cases
>fire spreads and a support beam falls crushing one of the party members.
>it's just down to me (hardly scratched) and one of the players who played a giantess.
>she's got pretty much no health left.
>decide there's no point in dying needlessly
>charge at her, i don't even need my hammer, i impale her on my free horn next to the dead Nilbog
>she dies instantly
>tell the goblin and human gang leaders that i want to join their gang but fighting all 3 other party members would be the death of me.
>bluff rolled 19, given a cushy job in the goblin gang.
>our DM had a completely different story planned but instead he had to change it completely from a tale of corruption of the throne to some thing about being members of a criminal gang.
>i was lawful neutral the whole time
#77 to #66 - DoktorHax
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as a DM here, **** YOU. thats a horrible thing to do. still funny as **** though.
#78 to #77 - cyanidesandvich
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everyone else had died, i was stuck with either die and we start over, or live and give it all a big twist.
#8 - zaxzwim ONLINE
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(07/13/2013) [-]
what does it mean D&D 3.5
#9 to #8 - galtro
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3.5 is the edition of the ruleset. DnD is currently on 4th edition with the 5th soon to come out
#10 to #9 - zaxzwim ONLINE
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ahh so he is talking about the board game
#11 to #10 - galtro
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Correct term is tabletop game, board games are a different category
#13 to #11 - redwolv
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How would a person go about getting into D&D there some kinda way to find people to play with, like meetings?
#14 to #13 - Monsterofthedog
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Lots of ways, grab a group of friends buy the books from one of those nerdy stores and just have fun. Me and some friends meet at a mcdonalds once a week and do it. Lots of fun
#50 to #13 - dogwars
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(07/13/2013) [-]
roll20.net/
Try this website, also, think about getting into pathfinder. It's a game that gets regular expansions (new books) and is like a better version of 3.5.
#12 to #11 - zaxzwim ONLINE
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ok then
#61 - zerkerex
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Who remembers this?
#68 to #61 - anon
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Chichken boo, wha's the matter with you?
You wear a disguise to look like other guys
But you're not a man, you're a chicken boo
#15 - SovietXMudkip
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Me and two of my buddies are doing our first DnD game, with me as the DM. I really hope they pull shenanigans like this, it will be glorious.

So guys, any tips for a first time DM? I have the kingdom and the main story in my head, but that's about it.
#28 to #15 - harryboom
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always be ready to improvise and bend the rules, if you want to do crazy **** you need to play outside the box
#46 to #15 - FLCLol
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always go into detail
my sisters husband always went into excellent detail
it really got the imagination going and we got so immersed into the story
#92 to #60 - commontroll
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(07/13/2013) [-]
Hey look! It's my comment!

But yeah, just let it go however the players lead it. Don't be afraid to make things up as you go, because you'll have to, players are never fully predictable. You can throw some crazy twist whenever. Also, my friend told me about a DM who pulled him aside and said "You have a marking on your head that will not let you do anything if it doesn't allow it, and if you speak about it to anybody else, your character will die.

Little things like that are always fun.
#27 to #15 - Nihatclodra ONLINE
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1) If someone wants to make a roll for something crazy and/or unprecedented, let them do the roll. If it is a special type of roll that has no actual rules for it yet, create said rules yourself appropriately.
2) Be prepared to change the direction of your campaign at a whim, more often than not: something will happen to make things derail from the path.
3) If the players decide to do something else that is time-consuming before their actual objective, do not have the main objective wait for them. Have the world move without them: if you have to save someone, they WILL be killed if you take too long.
#43 - pappathethird
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gets me every time
gets me every time