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Generic Tumblr Post. Ever get the urge to just play Risk? But then you realize you have no friends that you can call and just say "hey want to play risk?&q

Ever get the urge to just play Risk? But then you realize you have no friends that you can call and just say "hey want to play risk?"

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Which is the first
Meant
rhesus
tha rth :
Well **** you too.
tor these that ale net get this bulbasaur is the first en the mew is
the genetically ancester to all pokemon. anyoen first pokemon ereader
and there tor stated the whole thing and Eil' Cel. made the universe so it is
the first in that it was tor ever thing else. there tor there is no right answer
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#28 - outerfiend ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
There can be only one.
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#3 - blobbanned (07/12/2013) [-]
Did Mew create Arceus who created the universe which contains Mew?
Did Mew create Arceus who created the universe which contains Mew?
User avatar #13 to #3 - daisuke (07/13/2013) [-]
who the **** is Arceus and why does everyone here seem to know everything about pokemon history? and in what universe did Arceus live to create the pokemon universe? is pokemon string theory? and if Mew is ancestor to all pokemon how did he give birth when he was alone? how are actually new pokemon created?

pokemon creators must have been high
User avatar #17 to #13 - ulquiorratheespada (07/13/2013) [-]
Arceus is like the god of the pokemon world, so I suppose it's debatable to say he was the "first".
User avatar #11 to #3 - zerosonaku ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
I...What?
User avatar #18 to #3 - zoidz (07/13/2013) [-]
If you go by the theory that Mew was the first because of the mutation from the comet, then Arceus probably was the one that sent a 'cure/stabilizer' to all of the mutation.
Tho since Arceus created the universe that would mean that it's a original mutation host or that it was the one that gave the mutation and causing Mew to become the 1st known discovered stable mutant.

So in likely hood, Arceus caused the **** to go down and Mew was the first to be discovered on Terra...like how if we discover something here first then find its origin somewhere else...

No idea if I'm getting anywhere just my 2 cents.
#27 to #18 - John Cena (07/13/2013) [-]
There is the other theory that Mew is the creator of the Arceus egg. Mew could be an extraterrestrial psychic being which materializes later in the world which Arceus creates.

A thing that supports Mew creating Arceus is the fact that Mew has the DNA of all pokemon, which in turn can mean its the reason it can use Transform (as one of two, and Ditto is a high chance of being Man-made).

Anyhow thats my guess, not saying other theories are wrong.
User avatar #29 to #27 - zoidz (07/13/2013) [-]
Could also get to the theory of another universe where Mew created Arceus in another universe then Arceus created everything else. Like Celebi being able to go back in time and stuff, since Mew would be the 'first' that means that it could have basically all powers (don't remember if Mew can mimic other moves).
****** getting good.
User avatar #61 to #29 - noket (07/13/2013) [-]
i guess that soon enough there will be some wars about all of this..

i mean.. real wars.. because i guess that internet wars have already started..
#57 to #3 - John Cena (07/13/2013) [-]
Arcues created Mew since he pretty much is God.
#89 to #3 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (07/13/2013) [-]
Some people believe God created evolution... so Arceus made mew in his image (a pokemon) and had it create the rest of the species over time through evolution.
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#62 to #3 - imcadence (07/13/2013) [-]
Me when reading all these theory's
Me when reading all these theory's
#64 to #3 - thegofuckyourself (07/13/2013) [-]
My theory:
Mew is theory of evolution
Arceus is Creationism

....and suddenly the Pokemon universe gets a lot more controversial
#98 - Antwnhs (07/13/2013) [-]
magikarp is the first pokemon ,vote magikarp for president
User avatar #100 to #30 - sightlysuperset (07/13/2013) [-]
Mew's a whore
User avatar #69 to #30 - RabbidRabbits (07/13/2013) [-]
Everything except Zekrom, Reshiram and Kyurem looks good. I would think that they would have been created by Arceus and not Mew. Not to mention that Kyurem should be connected to the unnamed Ying Yang dragon, as Kyurem is the empty shell of said dragon after it split into Zekrom and Reshiram.
#37 - cantfindausername (07/13/2013) [-]
**** yeah, Pokemon.
User avatar #97 to #38 - haunterbrony (07/13/2013) [-]
It still bothers me that they never released the original dragon.
User avatar #6 - superpower (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh, well... I was thinking " **** you" because I chose squirtle.
#9 - zedacedia (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh my god guys... HE WAS NUMBER 1! THEY WOULDN'T GIVE HIM THE NUMBER 1 IF HE WASN'T NUMBER 1!
#16 - John Cena (07/13/2013) [-]
I know how you feel OP, none of my friends will play risk with me either
User avatar #84 - raquelian (07/13/2013) [-]
so the answer is Bidoof right?
#72 - themissionary ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Reading that was painful.
User avatar #4 - xtnega ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
My interpretation:
Mew and Arceus were there in the beginning, two sides of the same coin: Mew, the ancestor of all pokemon, representative of change, or chaos. Whilst Arceus, creator if the physical universe, is representative of stasis, or order.
Arceus created the planets, mountains, seas and what-have-you, whilst Mew breathed life into the universe and created animals and pokemon.
User avatar #8 to #4 - dunkleosteus ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
If you consider that the derivatives of Arceus, palkia and dialga control time and space, then arceus didn't create the planets and what have you, it created existence. It created whatever time and space exist in. That's ******* insane.
#23 to #8 - swarthywaffles (07/13/2013) [-]
And then you proceed to use the Masterball you saved to catch the creator of all existence.
#114 to #23 - burtgasm (07/13/2013) [-]
roll
roll
User avatar #118 to #114 - garyletroll (07/13/2013) [-]
holy **** quads
#99 - cthumoo (07/13/2013) [-]
for THOSE that DON'T get it...
#78 - fireprincess (07/13/2013) [-]
I hope English is not his first language. If it is, then he is an idiot.
#101 to #78 - John Cena (07/13/2013) [-]
His spelling is perfect, the only thing wrong is a few capitals and some commas.
User avatar #110 to #101 - kolsinder (07/13/2013) [-]
Because one's proficiency in a language is solely determined by their spelling capabilities. Consider these gems:

- "the genetically ancestor"
- "rhydon first pokemon"
- "there for"

Sorry for being fastidious, but I have got to give this user justice.
User avatar #121 to #101 - fireprincess (07/13/2013) [-]
I wasn't referring to his spelling.
#109 - kolsinder (07/13/2013) [-]
"There for"
"There for"
#32 - zorororonoa (07/13/2013) [-]
MFW there is all this pokemon lore and backstory and history going on in the content and comments and all I do is play the games for fun.
MFW there is all this pokemon lore and backstory and history going on in the content and comments and all I do is play the games for fun.
#73 - retwistfate (07/13/2013) [-]
am severely sorry if someone already posted this, so....how the duck is mew the ancestor of all pokemon if he was created by arceus but is also his ancestor .... it would be a paradox because arceus would have to create mew, his ancestor, to exist
User avatar #75 to #73 - nyangiraffe ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Bam, and now a blackhole is forming somewhere because you said it. Thanks a lot
#77 to #75 - retwistfate (07/13/2013) [-]
**** I'm sorry.....I didn't know what I was thinking ......I'll go kill myself to regain my honor
#116 to #73 - rykonen (07/13/2013) [-]
this was posted several times already
#83 to #73 - MoooP ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
You just assume legendaries are seen as gods, and it is the ancestor to all pokemon that can breed and pass on genes etc.
#85 to #83 - retwistfate (07/13/2013) [-]
The diagram even shows it, the closed circuit in the middle shows the paradox
User avatar #87 to #85 - MoooP ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
No it flows from arceus to mew to non-legendaries, mew is only the ancestor to non-legendaries, all legendaries were created directly by arceus and are not descended from mew, which is why they can't breed.
#88 to #87 - retwistfate (07/13/2013) [-]
Your right I read it backwards lol sorry for the trouble
User avatar #76 to #73 - fireprincess (07/13/2013) [-]
I'm guessing arceus is a God. He created the universe and in it mew. My theory is that he just takes the form of a pokemon because it's the easiest form for everyone to accept.
#123 - chaosnazo (07/16/2013) [-]
Uploading my charts
#125 to #124 - John Cena (07/16/2013) [-]
I bet you thumbed down everyone, cunt.
User avatar #113 - fightforfate (07/13/2013) [-]
rhydon first pokemon created?
#115 to #113 - rykonen (07/13/2013) [-]
"Rhydon holds the distinction of being the first Pokémon ever created."

bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Rhydon_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29
#71 - rattara (07/13/2013) [-]
**rattara rolled a random image posted in comment #133927 at Shin Anime Social Board ** I feel like Arceus came along and ruined everything I thought I knew
#59 - jinapayne (07/13/2013) [-]
I remember back in 2010 or 2011 when I first came here, instead of Ponies, Doctor Who, or Avatar, it was Pokemon that was the big trend and I knew quite a bit of it from the users
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