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Ever get the urge to just play Risk? But then you realize you have no friends that you can call and just say "hey want to play risk?"

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Which is the first
Meant
rhesus
tha rth :
Well **** you too.
tor these that ale net get this bulbasaur is the first en the mew is
the genetically ancester to all pokemon. anyoen first pokemon ereader
and there tor stated the whole thing and Eil' Cel. made the universe so it is
the first in that it was tor ever thing else. there tor there is no right answer
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Submitted: 07/12/2013
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#3 - blobbanned (07/12/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Did Mew create Arceus who created the universe which contains Mew?
Did Mew create Arceus who created the universe which contains Mew?
#28 - outerfiend (07/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
There can be only one.
#30 - ohgodwaitimatheist (07/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Well...
#98 - Antwnhs (07/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
magikarp is the first pokemon ,vote magikarp for president
User avatar #4 - xtnega (07/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
My interpretation:
Mew and Arceus were there in the beginning, two sides of the same coin: Mew, the ancestor of all pokemon, representative of change, or chaos. Whilst Arceus, creator if the physical universe, is representative of stasis, or order.
Arceus created the planets, mountains, seas and what-have-you, whilst Mew breathed life into the universe and created animals and pokemon.
#23 to #8 - swarthywaffles ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
And then you proceed to use the Masterball you saved to catch the creator of all existence.
#9 - zedacedia (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh my god guys... HE WAS NUMBER 1! THEY WOULDN'T GIVE HIM THE NUMBER 1 IF HE WASN'T NUMBER 1!
#37 - cantfindausername ONLINE (07/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**** yeah, Pokemon.
User avatar #60 - Nullifier (07/13/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I'd have put pikachu instead of mew...
#68 to #63 - cannibeasty (07/13/2013) [-]
he's the first in my heart.
User avatar #6 - superpower (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh, well... I was thinking " **** you" because I chose squirtle.
User avatar #1 - tenaciousjon (07/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Woah woah woah what the **** is that second guy saying?
User avatar #2 to #1 - dragonstew (07/12/2013) [-]
No matter which answer you pick, you'll be right. Each one of them is the "first" Pokémon in some sense.
#73 - retwistfate (07/13/2013) [+] (8 replies)
am severely sorry if someone already posted this, so....how the duck is mew the ancestor of all pokemon if he was created by arceus but is also his ancestor .... it would be a paradox because arceus would have to create mew, his ancestor, to exist
User avatar #76 to #73 - fireprincess (07/13/2013) [-]
I'm guessing arceus is a God. He created the universe and in it mew. My theory is that he just takes the form of a pokemon because it's the easiest form for everyone to accept.
#16 - anonymous (07/13/2013) [-]
I know how you feel OP, none of my friends will play risk with me either
User avatar #90 - ADeadlYLepricoN (07/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
bulbasaur is the first in the pokedex which wouldn't exist without pokemon being created, so rhydon came before but he was created and mew is the ancestor of all discovered pokemon so mew came before rhydon but couldn't have been there before the universe


Arceus is a badass
#95 to #90 - anonymous (07/13/2013) [-]
THANKS FOR REWORDING THE ******* CONTENT!
User avatar #84 - raquelian (07/13/2013) [-]
so the answer is Bidoof right?
#72 - themissionary ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Reading that was painful.
#99 - cthumoo (07/13/2013) [-]
for THOSE that DON'T get it...
#78 - fireprincess (07/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I hope English is not his first language. If it is, then he is an idiot.
#12 - niggastolemyname (07/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This ***** with my head
User avatar #15 to #12 - kwanzalord (07/13/2013) [-]
the english level on this post makes my head hurt
#32 - zorororonoa (07/13/2013) [-]
MFW there is all this pokemon lore and backstory and history going on in the content and comments and all I do is play the games for fun.
MFW there is all this pokemon lore and backstory and history going on in the content and comments and all I do is play the games for fun.
User avatar #31 - kingmonkeydoo (07/13/2013) [-]
Bulbasaur because he's the first name on the list
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