Simply put, 4chan. Saw this in one of my folders; it's old but still funny.. The Grand Game of Roulette Rollette l! Amidst guys here' s how the game works. So l 4Chan games feces
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Simply put, 4chan

Simply put, 4chan. Saw this in one of my folders; it's old but still funny.. The Grand Game of Roulette Rollette l! Amidst guys here' s how the game works. So l

Saw this in one of my folders; it's old but still funny.

The Grand Game of **** Roulette **** Rollette l!
Amidst guys here' s how the game works. So listen up.
First it starts with yen and 5 other people 5 -brave- people- -heroes even. Sit in a circle and everyone has a
few minutes to scarf down a TON of laxatives. I' m not talking about that passy "Helps with digestion" **** , I
mean the real, butthole blasting demolisher laxatives that, the ones that makes the nese of yen ******** sound like
sameone fireing an while riding a Harley with no muffler. The ones make yen feel like youre about to
**** your own bones out when the flow erupts. Those Eat a TON of those
Wait a few minutes, depending en how experienced the players are. Wait until yen can feel the pressure building
up to explosive proportions in your .
This is game start. Now, the object of this game is simple- It is to fart. Nothing more. Take turns in a counter clockwise rotation, each player farting
once Then en the second rotation each player farts twice- Then three times, etc. This may seem simple- But this game is very deceiving by nature At this
point the unconscious urge to blast out every ounce of **** in your body is high and powerful. Any could be the death- stroke
that sends a plume of horrible warm **** blasting down your pant leg. And ence the "Pandora' s butthole" is opened, my firends, there is no stopping the
flow.
Players are eliminated when they **** their pants, and MUST remain seated (Indian style) until the game is ever. The last survivor is granted the privilege
of a toilet, and is crowed the King, of **** Roulette
We Anonymous 08/ 20/ ) No. 265322745
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#22 - RequieminMortis (07/13/2013) [-]
Sooo, it's a very strange Japanese game show?
User avatar #48 to #22 - dogziller (07/13/2013) [-]
******* robot chicken Robot Chicken: Who Poop Last?
#25 - BlaiseGrimm (07/13/2013) [-]
mfw when im actually on the ******* while reading this
User avatar #38 to #25 - mercyburris (07/13/2013) [-]
were you the winner?
User avatar #42 to #38 - trolljunkusa (07/13/2013) [-]
he is winrar
User avatar #51 to #38 - BlaiseGrimm (07/13/2013) [-]
idk, my bunghole was on fire froim eating too much sriracha
#6 - professoraquard (07/12/2013) [-]
Holy crap. The object of the game is to NOT BE A PARTY POOPER!
#1 - iamtheblackgoat (07/12/2013) [-]
This game sounds pretty ******
#12 to #1 - itsuckedbeinganon (07/12/2013) [-]
I think it sounds punny
I think it sounds punny
#4 - twi (07/12/2013) [-]
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or you could just go to taco bell
#44 - blockednigga (07/13/2013) [-]
Who the **** farts that much? This is flawed as ****
#9 - rgmayhem (07/12/2013) [-]
Or you can play this.
Normal people do not read beyond the line.


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>You and a group of friends(Atleast 6 in total, and you all have to be friends) stand over a piece of toast.
>Seem pretty innocent.
>Next part of the game is to all start jacking off.
>The goal is to cum first.
>As each person starts to go make sure to get it all on the piece of toast.
>And who ever is the last one has to eat the cum soaked toast, either willingly, or by force.
User avatar #36 to #9 - swimmingprodigy (07/13/2013) [-]
I always heard this game is played with a cookie, and it's like a frat initiation thing
#40 to #9 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
This is a rip off of a Limp Bizket
toast?
how ******* lame are you?
User avatar #41 to #9 - homicidalherpes (07/13/2013) [-]
Here, we have "Soggy Muffin"
#37 to #9 - usernamecannotload (07/13/2013) [-]
Can female friends be part of this?
Can female friends be part of this?
User avatar #13 to #9 - hairysmellyanus (07/12/2013) [-]
It's supposed to be a waffle. Thats why the game is named soggy waffle. not soggy toast.
User avatar #24 to #13 - danimer ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
It's actually named "Limp Biscuit" I think
Thus explaining the bands name Limp Bizkit
#33 to #24 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
My friends and I called it Russian Toast. That was ~5 years ago.
User avatar #14 to #13 - rgmayhem (07/12/2013) [-]
Wut?
#15 to #14 - hairysmellyanus (07/12/2013) [-]
Dont explain the game if you're gonna do it wrong. It's not a piece of toast, it's a waffle. You probably havent even played it, pussy.
User avatar #16 to #15 - xedeid (07/12/2013) [-]
It's regional man. Around here the ********* who play use a biscuit
User avatar #17 to #16 - Daemon Lord (07/12/2013) [-]
Over here it's called ookie cookie. Obviously, we use cookies
User avatar #19 to #17 - sasorikingofrocks (07/12/2013) [-]
Alright so we got Waffle (Belgium) a Biscuit (England) and a Cookie (Munchkinland)
#35 to #19 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
US calls it Russian Toast.
#49 to #35 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
is in newjersey, only heard called limp biscuit
#26 to #19 - thtguyfromwork (07/13/2013) [-]
In the USA, we call it the Creamy Whopper!!!! (Just made that up)
#27 to #26 - thtguyfromwork (07/13/2013) [-]
'MURICA
User avatar #20 to #19 - gustaviaable (07/12/2013) [-]
And in Sweden people use a bun
#23 to #20 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
jerking off on a pair of buns seems more closer to home..... just me i guess
User avatar #28 to #23 - sasorikingofrocks (07/13/2013) [-]
but you don't jerk off on a pair of buns, you just jerk off onto a bun.... it's like getting one asscheek, not two... sorry to be a buzzkill.
#32 to #9 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
*Straight people do not read beyond the line.
User avatar #50 to #32 - rgmayhem (07/13/2013) [-]
Well, straight people do play it.
User avatar #10 - GodofTV (07/12/2013) [-]
Can't help but imagine 5 pastey white, morally laxed individuals sitting in a dingy studio apartment that they all share, sitting on the floow ******** their pants.
User avatar #18 to #10 - sanguinesolitude (07/12/2013) [-]
*morally laxative
#31 - lolollo (07/13/2013) [-]
That's ******* retarded. That plan will only get you to **** your pants with your friends while simultaneously ruining the carpet in your apartment. If that's what you want, then by all means go nuts, but that's all this "game" is about. It'd be much more worthwhile if you and your five friends did a rund of pills, 4 sugar pills and and a diarrhea pill.

You choose your medicine in any order you determine via your own means...and you wait.
#43 to #31 - jinapayne (07/13/2013) [-]
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Stop trying to be so dramatic Sherlock
User avatar #34 to #31 - swimmingprodigy (07/13/2013) [-]
jokes on you; i play this game in my local park. no ********** on MY carpets
#47 - warlockrichard (07/13/2013) [-]
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#46 - bazda (07/13/2013) [-]
There is no such thing as gas on high powered laxatives. Everything in your digestive system turns to liquid, and it is right there knocking on the door. Cracking open that door, nay, turning the doorknob, will end that game really quick.
#45 - ironsoul (07/13/2013) [-]
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#29 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
Protip: use magnesium citrate. Your ass will be a fire hydrant
User avatar #8 - ktbmnf (07/12/2013) [-]
friends?.... i win..?
#5 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
Someone needs to do this and post the results.
User avatar #21 to #5 - daragon (07/13/2013) [-]
Well, good luck I'll be expecting pic and/or video by the end of the week.
#3 - clojol (07/12/2013) [-]
**clojol rolled a random image posted in comment #101 at The Abandoned DayCare **
#2 - berentzen (07/12/2013) [-]
This is brilliant!
This is brilliant!
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