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Totally Real Facts

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#27 - ohhaitharyou (07/12/2013) [-]
Oh dear god I laughed uncontrollably.
User avatar #1 - PrincessTwilight (07/12/2013) [-]
Honestly I believe these more than most "facts" I read online.
#54 to #1 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
More than most what? MORE THAN MOST WHAT???
#2 to #1 - adirtysmuggler (07/12/2013) [-]
You should, because they're all true.
#11 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
I should stop setting babies on fire, it's ruining the smoking statistics.
#59 - TheWeigand (07/13/2013) [-]
Every "fact" involving swallowing spiders made me laugh like a ************
#67 - propanex (07/13/2013) [-]
That's why I dont **** my cutting boards.
#34 - sanguinesolitude (07/12/2013) [-]
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at some point this will be useful
#41 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (07/12/2013) [-]
Oh lord my sides
#36 - Kibaxyru (07/12/2013) [-]
This post, I like it
This post, I like it
User avatar #6 - potatophucker (07/12/2013) [-]
This is going to ram through the front page faster than a Dr. Who post with tits and lightning.
User avatar #66 - smittywrbmnjnsn (07/13/2013) [-]
Guise...
I dunt think these ar true guise.
serosly guise
User avatar #64 - PacManZilla (07/13/2013) [-]
I didn't even make it halfway down the page before I almost fell out of my chair laughing.
#78 - theincorrigibleone (07/13/2013) [-]
This is why I use my dog's asshole instead of a cutting board.
<hfw
enlarge it... i dare you
#79 to #78 - fournum (07/13/2013) [-]
Challenge accepted, only 4 spiders swallowed in the time of wait!
#80 to #79 - theincorrigibleone (07/13/2013) [-]
Hehehehehehehehe! You got le spider trolled! I now do my silly doggy dance!
XDDDDDDDDD
*swallows 7 spiders while typing/dancing*
User avatar #3 - choochooitsben (07/12/2013) [-]
I really think the hotel remote one could be true.
semen
semen
semen
#33 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
Im going to dry and crush some dollar bills.
User avatar #90 - mrawesomepotato (07/13/2013) [-]
A recent study by the Oxford School of Smart Guys was conducted and proved that males from the ages of 1-54 can easily snap their fingers without swallowing spiders. Males with the ages of 55 and up have trouble.
#89 - jackknapp (07/13/2013) [-]
I dunno why, but I have a sneaking suspicion that this might not actually be true...
I dunno why, but I have a sneaking suspicion that this might not actually be true...
User avatar #82 - yojo (07/13/2013) [-]
It's been 4 minutes.
I'm still ******* laughing.
Thank you so much for this, sincerely.
User avatar #95 to #82 - walrused (07/13/2013) [-]
You're welcome
User avatar #74 - reformedmikey (07/13/2013) [-]
I realized it was fake after the men thinking about sex every 7 seconds and swallowing spiders during the other 6.
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