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I did not make this content, it was made by by bud, highclassbean, and I'm just uploading it for him so all my subscribers will see it. Please go to his profile and tell him how awesome his is and subscribe for more! Here is his own description:

Im a super excited to start doing this, I hope with these up coming posts more people will get to know and love warhammer 40k as I and many others do. for all other huge 40k fans please feel free to message me or leave me a comment at (highc...more »

I did not make this content, it was made by by bud, highclassbean, and I'm just uploading it for him so all my subscribers will see it. Please go to his profile and tell him how awesome his is and subscribe for more! Here is his own description:

Im a super excited to start doing this, I hope with these up coming posts more people will get to know and love warhammer 40k as I and many others do. for all other huge 40k fans please feel free to message me or leave me a comment at (highclassbean) about anything really important i may have overlooked, anything I messed up, or things you would like to see in the future posts.
for the people wanting to get into the lore more but are unwilling to wait for my next post, all this information and way more can be found at
warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Warhammer_40k_Wiki
or
wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Main_Page#.Ud8l1Pnql9A

for anyone interested in 40k themed artwork or 40k humor and various internet spawned 40k things here is a dropbox link to all of my collection. enjoy
www.dropbox.com/sh/9eff6vawoxu2omz/PH0eUl-fmK

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#102 - cheno (07/13/2013) [-]
You really need to work on your spelling...
#98 - anonymous (07/13/2013) [-]
If you don't make one whole post about Death Korps of Krieg at one point or another, I'll slap a bitch... specifically you, because you'll be a bitch!

Why do I care? I wrote this: funnyjunk<dot>com/channel/warhammer40k/WAAAGH/LcomGYp/27#27

(bit of a gamble, hopefully I shaved enough of the URL off for it to work.)
User avatar #91 - nurucio (07/13/2013) [-]
Is there another version of this I can read? I was really interested in it but my god, the red text on grey background killed my eyes....
#109 to #91 - highclassbean (07/16/2013) [-]
here you go I changed all the text to white, sorry about that i have no idea what i was thinking with the ******* red text on grey backround. sorry about taking so long to getting back to ya just never really checked all the comments
#88 - whitebishop (07/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #82 - zasito (07/13/2013) [-]
I love reading this kind of stuff, which is pretty interesting to me even if I didn't play any 40k. BUT please, consider being more careful with your grammar, it's way more important than the |@#!"ยท%! space on the post, even more if we are trying to read this hugh thing. Anyways thank's for this! We want more!
#80 - sephirothpwnz (07/13/2013) [-]
The Cadians are always Ready My lord.

My Armor Is Contempt
My Shield Is Disgust
My Sword Is Hatred
In The Emperor's Name Let None Survive
#81 to #80 - sephirothpwnz (07/13/2013) [-]
More warhammer stuffs
User avatar #78 - dedaluminus (07/12/2013) [-]
Remember, even if you don't like Warhammer, it's responsible for the creation of Starcraft, and Starcraft is awesome. Starcraft was actually a fully finished Warhammer game, but negotiations broke down between the owners of Warhammer 40K and Blizzard Entertainment. Rather than scrap a fully finished game, they changed the story, redubbed all the audio, and cut out the orks (because they already had a strategy game about orcs.). Terrans remained Terrans, but more rednecky, Tyranids became the Zerg, and the Eldar became the Protoss. And it went on to become the best-selling strategy game and the 15th best selling game of all time.
#77 - krasnogvardiech (07/12/2013) [-]
And here's the TLDR version.
User avatar #105 to #77 - hotschurl (07/13/2013) [-]
this is ******* gold if you get all or most of the references
User avatar #74 - zarcos (07/12/2013) [-]
It's Konrad Curze ******** ....learn to spell.
#73 - TRINDADE (07/12/2013) [-]
enlarge it
#72 - derpwolf ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
Chaos wins every time.

Except for the times the Tyranids win.
User avatar #71 - iamchicken (07/12/2013) [-]
Does any body think that there will be a conclusion to the 40k universe/war?
#76 to #71 - delivering (07/12/2013) [-]
Yes.
Tyranids eat the whole galaxy and everyone in it.
The end.
User avatar #87 to #76 - iamchicken (07/13/2013) [-]
that wasn't a very good story at all.jpg
User avatar #99 to #87 - krasnogvardiech (07/13/2013) [-]
What were you expecting of the GRIM, DARK future?
User avatar #101 to #99 - iamchicken (07/13/2013) [-]
Rainbows and nukes.
#68 - anonymous (07/12/2013) [-]
DIS CONTENT NOW BELONG TO DA ORKZ!!!
User avatar #75 to #68 - dyoxide (07/12/2013) [-]
Not nuff Dakka!!
#69 to #68 - jusmumbo (07/12/2013) [-]
ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ !!!
#67 - aviators (07/12/2013) [-]
As a man who has never played this game   
   
I dislike their armor, it's too bulky.   
   
But the rest was really entertaining.
As a man who has never played this game

I dislike their armor, it's too bulky.

But the rest was really entertaining.
#112 to #67 - theoddanon (08/15/2013) [-]
I was just like you, but then I found the Death Korps of Krieg.
#89 to #67 - fargone (07/13/2013) [-]
The armor is huge because the guy inside it is also huge. The Emperor wanted to make it clear as day that these guys were not to be ****** with, so he made them as huge as possible. Hell, that's pretty much how the entire Imperium of Man works. Bigger is better.
#94 to #89 - aviators (07/13/2013) [-]
Ahh, that makes sense.    
   
So the Emperor was kind of like this   
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Ahh, that makes sense.

So the Emperor was kind of like this
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#95 to #94 - krasnogvardiech (07/13/2013) [-]
Actually, he was more like this.
User avatar #96 to #95 - aviators (07/13/2013) [-]
oh wow, that man liked his gold.
#97 to #96 - krasnogvardiech (07/13/2013) [-]
Death is no excuse to stop bein' pimp.
#104 to #97 - Carthusia (07/13/2013) [-]
Damn straight
#106 to #104 - krasnogvardiech (07/14/2013) [-]
Just so you know, he averaged at standing at approximately 22 feet tall. In 40k there's a thing most commonly referred to as the Warp. The laws of Reality do not apply there, and souls and emotions and crap take place there. Kind of like 4chan, but in alternate dimensions.
Certain living beings have stronger souls and thus a deeper connection with the Warp because genetics work like that.
Emps is made of around half a million people all committing suicide at once. He's inarguably the greatest psyker in the galaxy, putting to shame even the ******* space elves that ********** a god of ejaculating to death into existence.
That light you see around his head is reality itself backing off and saying "Watch out guys, we've got a badass here."
Conquering the galaxy is one thing. He did it while not once ceasing to be this epic.

Ave Imperator.
#66 - sanguinesolitude (07/12/2013) [-]
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eldar ftw
User avatar #62 - theninedivines ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
the red font that background makes my eyes dizzy.
User avatar #61 - galgawine ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
Oh and I might as well say that LotR Facts Part 7 is up now
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4680168/LotR+Facts+Part+7/
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