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#1 - snowshark (07/11/2013) [-]
*Whatever runs slower than they do.
#20 to #1 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
Whatever has been dead for some time*
User avatar #11 to #1 - tonkkax (07/12/2013) [-]
even... even animals?
#15 to #11 - iridium (07/12/2013) [-]
especially animals.
especially animals.
User avatar #16 to #15 - tonkkax (07/12/2013) [-]
even... even babies?
User avatar #22 to #16 - commissarcrunch (07/12/2013) [-]
didn't you hear him, especially animals
User avatar #51 to #22 - tonkkax (07/12/2013) [-]
even... even ourselves?
User avatar #118 to #51 - ninjaspartan (07/12/2013) [-]

No , that's too easy.
#21 to #16 - jmillenium (07/12/2013) [-]
Especially babies
#147 to #16 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
Where's a fat bastard picture when you need him?
User avatar #14 to #11 - sonicg (07/12/2013) [-]
Especially animals.
User avatar #17 to #14 - iridium (07/12/2013) [-]
Damn, you beat me to it.
User avatar #18 to #17 - sonicg (07/12/2013) [-]
By a mere 20 seconds it seems.
User avatar #4 - sinonyx (07/12/2013) [-]
*what ever was born with a vagina
#138 to #4 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
Whatever currently has a vagina.
#34 to #4 - Kyuss (07/12/2013) [-]
Not to Seth Rogen it doesn't.
User avatar #5 to #4 - captfuckhead (07/12/2013) [-]
*whatever has a pulse
User avatar #10 to #5 - cameronrecht (07/12/2013) [-]
*whatever had a pulse*
User avatar #6 to #5 - ruebezahl (07/12/2013) [-]
You're setting the bar very high there.
#7 to #6 - fordun (07/12/2013) [-]
*Whatever has a hole. And if it doesn't make one.
User avatar #163 to #8 - zombielovez (07/12/2013) [-]
#59 - jaigurudevaom (07/12/2013) [-]
But neckbearded sweaty guys who think they deserve a 10/10 for being 'nice'
#143 to #59 - Dairycow (07/12/2013) [-]
You have calmed my rustling with your words of truth and wisdome
#161 to #59 - popkornking (07/12/2013) [-]
Autism thread activate!
#162 to #161 - popkornking (07/12/2013) [-]
Cause, you know, you mentioned neckbeards...I just wanted an excuse to post these
#120 to #59 - mathafaka (07/12/2013) [-]
they will die alone

no reason to be upset
#49 - schokoplaetzchen (07/12/2013) [-]
Couldn't we just stop caring about a persons weight? I mean, **** whatever you want, but don't pick on someone who hasn't a body you wouldn't want to **** .
User avatar #53 to #49 - hitlersoneballsack (07/12/2013) [-]
thats all well and good but exceptions need to be made
#57 to #53 - schokoplaetzchen (07/12/2013) [-]
Why? Why should there be exceptions? I mean, you don't have to like someone for being fat, you can be against his lifestyle, but if he/she wants to weigh this much, why the **** not.
I just can't stand it when they complain about it like "OH MY GOD WHY CAN'T I LOSE WEIGHT" and on the same evening they eat like ten hamburgers. That can be more then annoying.
User avatar #60 to #57 - hitlersoneballsack (07/12/2013) [-]
I understand what you mean, but if they completely have gone overboard to the point where they need a scooter to walk and never get up or see the sun. but if he/she is got some weight to them or are not high on the attractive scale it is more than fine
TLDR: If you dont have any care for yourself and neglect yourself, others will do the same to you
#63 to #60 - schokoplaetzchen (07/12/2013) [-]
Well, I guess those people don't really care about anything anymore. They normally have a very low self esteem, no friends, a family they barely like. If I would be at that point I would probably give up on myself too.
User avatar #65 to #63 - weenieandthebutt (07/12/2013) [-]
I have sympathy towards fat people who have really low self-esteem but I can't stand those who strut around acting like they're the biggest **** and anyone who doesn't deem them attractive is clearly a shallow asshole.
#67 to #65 - schokoplaetzchen (07/12/2013) [-]
Me too, but not everybody who's fat is such an asshole.
User avatar #70 to #67 - weenieandthebutt (07/12/2013) [-]
I'm just saying that just as how the socially awkward beta guy isn't entitled to sexual attraction, fat women aren't entitled to it either.
#74 to #70 - schokoplaetzchen (07/12/2013) [-]
Nobody said anything like that o.O

I actually like thick men.
User avatar #80 to #74 - weenieandthebutt (07/12/2013) [-]
Well everyone seems to be flipping their **** on the whole A&F controversy and how the fat rights movement (most ironic name) are imposing their ******** "big is beautiful" doctrine on others. Men are different. Women go mainly for personality traits (confidence, social value etc) whereas men go mainly for looks.
#83 to #80 - schokoplaetzchen (07/12/2013) [-]
Dude. Again for you:

I do not support any doctrines. Just take my comment as what it is.

And not all fat people try to put doctrines on others.
User avatar #90 to #83 - weenieandthebutt (07/12/2013) [-]
I'm not attacking you or disagreeing with you or anything. I'm just voicing my general opinions on the whole fat perception and the ideals of beauty etc. I've had people who've put me in awkward situations where they've tried to set me up with the fatties and this **** really pisses me off.
#93 to #90 - schokoplaetzchen (07/12/2013) [-]
Well, I just don't see the point of making a big deal out of it. I mean, anyone has his own idea of beauty. You can't force someone to like skinny or thick people.
User avatar #64 to #63 - hitlersoneballsack (07/12/2013) [-]
you but if you give up so much you become jabba the hut and live off others hard work and tax payers money what is the point of them even living if thats what they descend to
#66 to #64 - schokoplaetzchen (07/12/2013) [-]
There is no point in going on in live, and that's exactly what their problem is! They don't have anything to care about anymore, and that's why they eat so much.
User avatar #68 to #66 - hitlersoneballsack (07/12/2013) [-]
but they are only hurting themselves, nothing good can come from gaining so much weight, no matter your excuse
#72 to #68 - schokoplaetzchen (07/12/2013) [-]
Yes, they are hurting themselves because they don't see a point in not doing it. It's like someone who cuts himself.
User avatar #73 to #72 - hitlersoneballsack (07/12/2013) [-]
if your life is that bad, that horrible whats the point of even living
#76 to #73 - schokoplaetzchen (07/12/2013) [-]
Nothing, that's the point! That's why they give up on themselves and don't care if they are attractive to anyone.
#78 to #76 - schokoplaetzchen (07/12/2013) [-]
They actually should go in some kind of therapy.
User avatar #79 to #76 - hitlersoneballsack (07/12/2013) [-]
that should be inspiration to improve, not worsen yourself
#81 to #79 - schokoplaetzchen (07/12/2013) [-]
It isn't, because they are mostly very depressive without even knowing it. They don't have a motivation for anything. It's a devils circle.
User avatar #86 to #81 - hitlersoneballsack (07/12/2013) [-]
I have gone through that stuff, it is very obvious but as lonely and saddening as it was, I knew I would get out of it and now I have improved from it
#88 to #86 - schokoplaetzchen (07/12/2013) [-]
I have gone trough that stuff too, but not all people posess the strength to go on by themselves.

What I want to say is that there are reasons they grew this fat. And as long as you haven't had their lives you maybe shouldn't judge. Sure there are fat idiots who even brag about how much they weigh, but aren't there skinny people who are idiots, too?

There is no reason to be rude on someone as long as he wasn't rude on you first.
User avatar #95 to #88 - hitlersoneballsack (07/12/2013) [-]
and I do not judge others for how they treat themselves, I just wish they can improve themselves in the future
#99 to #95 - schokoplaetzchen (07/12/2013) [-]
I wish that, too. And I know that it won't get better if they eat more, but in the end they have to seek for help by themselves.
User avatar #101 to #99 - hitlersoneballsack (07/12/2013) [-]
even if they try to get help, it may be to late
#102 to #101 - schokoplaetzchen (07/12/2013) [-]
That's another problem, too.

You see, the whole thing is not as easy as some people think. Just saying "OMG YO SO FAT GO LOSE WEIGHT!" won't help anybody, and that's why I'm against picking on fat people.
#175 to #142 - schokoplaetzchen (07/13/2013) [-]
I like purple. It's my favourite color.
User avatar #92 to #88 - hitlersoneballsack (07/12/2013) [-]
no matter how hard it seems, talking to a friend or family is the best option. even though when I told an ex friend he spread it as I had suicidal tendencies, and since I was getting bullied pretty roughly at the time it was used against me. but I still have no regrets to getting it off my chest no matter the consequences
#94 to #92 - schokoplaetzchen (07/12/2013) [-]
Well, some people don't have anyone to talk about this.
User avatar #98 to #94 - hitlersoneballsack (07/12/2013) [-]
there is always someone willing to talk to, whether its the internet, family, friends or help lines, therapists and others who have gone through the same there is always some way of talking
User avatar #62 to #60 - hitlersoneballsack (07/12/2013) [-]
scooter to get around*
#140 to #49 - captaincapital (07/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #61 to #49 - weenieandthebutt (07/12/2013) [-]
People can be comfortable with however the **** they look but I'm (nor anyone else) should be obliged to find that **** attractive. It's funny how people can play the "kindness doesn't entitle you to sexual attraction, the world doesn't owe you card" to the socially awkward, unconfident betas but when it comes to not regarding fat women as attractive, everyone flips their **** , especially at the A&F controversy. Society doesn't owe it to all those ******* fatties to deem them as beautiful and attractive.
#69 to #61 - schokoplaetzchen (07/12/2013) [-]
Nobody demanded that o.o

In every social group there are idiots, but not every fat girl acts like that.
User avatar #75 to #69 - weenieandthebutt (07/12/2013) [-]
Then why are people flipping their **** about the whole A&F controversy? I admit the CEO's a bit extreme but fat women have no rights to demand sexual attraction. Just as how the socially awkward betas are told to grow a pair, someone should tell these god damn fatties to lose some god damn weight!
#77 to #75 - schokoplaetzchen (07/12/2013) [-]
Did you see me flipping my **** ? I'm just expressing my opinion, I'm not speeking for the fat community.
#31 - weenieandthebutt (07/12/2013) [-]
Fat women in a nutshell:

"Bodyshaming is wrong! Just look at those ugly cunt of a shallow bastard Abercrombie & Fitch CEO who only wants to sell his size 10 and lower clothing to anorexic women".
#148 to #31 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
im actually glad they did that for the weight thing, but there's a difference between fat and ugly tho. But maybe if all clothing stores did this, america would get thinner or possibly a socially acceptable nude civilization, who knows But i hate when women think we hate them cause they're fat for the sake of sexual attraction. Like yes it's the biggest turn off, but its also unhealthy and no one wants a partner who is gonna die before 60 and make you broke off of groceries
#119 to #31 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
Where do these pictures actually come from?
User avatar #122 to #119 - solidderking (07/12/2013) [-]
from the internet
#184 to #31 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
fat women complain about being discriminated against for their size- by discriminating against skinny women for their size...???...ugh...makes no sense
#29 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
*Whoever is nice to be around/a decent person?
Oh, who am I kidding...
#39 - pulluspardus (07/12/2013) [-]
But I am dog
#131 to #39 - Javapenguin (07/12/2013) [-]
It's the same in college
#159 - BlahDude (07/12/2013) [-]
I am most attracted to women who are neither too fat, nor too thin, for both are indicators of poor health
#149 - iloverapingmen (07/12/2013) [-]
*whatever with a heartbeat and a hole in it.
User avatar #154 to #149 - ichbinzweijahrealt (07/12/2013) [-]
Heartbeat is not strictly mandatory
User avatar #9 - tekoronia (07/12/2013) [-]
I'm glad men have different preferences and that some prefers super skinny girls. I'm naturally skinny with bones poking out everywhere, and there is not much I can do about it.
#134 to #9 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
thats complete ******** . want me to cite you NIH studies on metabolism differentiation among the human population to show there is little to insignificant variation between subsets?

you're skinny because you don't ******* eat. calories in < calories out
User avatar #152 to #134 - shannonrw (07/12/2013) [-]
That's so untrue. I'm naturally very skinny and I eat more than a full grown man. You can eat a lot and still be skinny. Some people are just like that naturally. Don't be so bitter.
User avatar #45 to #9 - teasquid (07/12/2013) [-]
Same here, don't feel bad about it, I feel like bigger girls are even meaner when it comes to body shaming, because they think they're top **** . I have nothing against bigger people, but when they act like douches for no reason.
User avatar #52 to #9 - sanguinesolitude (07/12/2013) [-]
i prefer skinny girls
User avatar #58 to #9 - weenieandthebutt (07/12/2013) [-]
I don't find skinny girls (the one's with bones poking out) all that desirable but I'd rather do a bag of bones than a pile of sweaty flab.
User avatar #89 to #9 - hotsaws (07/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #100 - laelaps (07/12/2013) [-]
I hate these posts that say, you wouldn't want a steak that's all bone. I also wouldn't want a steak that's all fat.
#151 - sloot (07/12/2013) [-]
I like to think of it like this.. Strictly talking about your body, I feel you deserve a mate that is equally as in shape as you are. For instance I workout out every day and am currently dating a very athletic/skinny girl. Not only is it fair (As in you are getting with a girl that puts a similar amount of effort into working out as you do) also you will share more interests with each other (like being able to workout together and eat healthy meals). People who complain about only being able to date "fatties" should only blame themselves. Being an attractive and physically in shape man only gets you in the door. From there if your personality sucks then you won't hold an attractive girl very long at all. Some people think attractive women are conceited... I personally think they just know the kind of guy they deserve... Now you can either hate attractive women or you can make a change to better yourself and quit being lazy.. the choice is yours.
User avatar #157 to #151 - KYAAAAAAA (07/12/2013) [-]
Well said.
#121 - kwanzalord (07/12/2013) [-]
Real men don't go for whales
#71 - stallwallwriter (07/12/2013) [-]
It's weird how the first reply rebuffs the idea that men are like dogs, while the "what they can get" again makes them sound like animals. Clearly, there are things guys do and don't want; if they were actually that desperate the hills would be alive with the sound of rapery 24/7.
If you have ten minutes and are willing to read, I'd recommend this article. It's ostensibly about male sexuality but winds up dealing with both genders.
User avatar #96 to #71 - heysupman (07/12/2013) [-]
Great article, thanks for sharing!
#116 to #71 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
I do have to say, this was a very insightful and well-written argument on human sexuality, and thank you for sharing this with me. It helped open some insight for me into our society, and gave me something to ponder over. I'm glad that you showed this, and I hope you have a good day, sir.
#145 - popesoybean (07/12/2013) [-]
I like to think of it as men like curves.
Not one long indistinguishable lump of fat known as a curve.
User avatar #23 - hypers (07/12/2013) [-]
Could you imagine if rape was just a thing, like, every guy ever rapes. Women would have their own colony of bitches and **** .
User avatar #24 to #23 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
well considering feminists believe that because betwen 1-2% of all men will commit sexual assult in their lives at some point, all men are rapists. such insanity is not to hard to imagine.
User avatar #44 to #24 - sanguinesolitude (07/12/2013) [-]
1-2% seems really really low.
User avatar #82 to #44 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
yes but that precentage changes if you look at specific countries instead of all men on the planet. like africa has a much higher precentage for men and women beause it is a **** hole.
User avatar #84 to #82 - sanguinesolitude (07/12/2013) [-]
I was more meaning since statistically between 1/3 and 1/4 of all women in the united states at some point get sexually assaulted that it seems like more than 1% of men are responsible for that.
User avatar #91 to #84 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
1 in 4 is a false statistic that can only be created if you include a man touching a woman without consent any touching of any kind even breathing on a woman, and if you use the same critera for women they sexually assult basically as much as men. but I know how feminists like to have their double standards in their self published statistics.
User avatar #97 to #91 - sanguinesolitude (07/12/2013) [-]
it seems a pretty common statistic, the CDC (center for disease control) estimates 1 in 6 women have been raped (actual rape) and 1 in 33 men, sexual assault beyond a mere boob grab brings it up closer to the 1 in 4 rate. I know you dont "feel" like this is the case, but the people who study such things assure us that it is. If you assume the entire CDC is run by feminists i guess you could be right.
User avatar #104 to #97 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
I asume nothing but I do know that the CDC is in the pocket of big feminisim they all want government bacon and demonising men is the way they have chosen to do it, so threatining they make men seem the more money the government will dish out . they claim men are inhearently violent monsters and then of course feminism has no comment on the fact that the most abusive and violent relationships statistically are lesbian ones . because according to feminisim lesbians should be te least violent because it's two women and violence is a male attribute not female.
User avatar #106 to #104 - sanguinesolitude (07/12/2013) [-]
you seem strongly opinionated on the subject, but i havent seen anything in the research I have done to suggest there is much merit to your claims. most feminists i've spoken to do not feel men are inherently violent, though they do acknowledge that violence against women is a major concern, which I as a man agree with. Sexual assault is very very high in the US against both sexes.
User avatar #109 to #106 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
it depends on what branch of feminisim they follow I agree on many thigs with equalist feminisim but none of the them would concied that we should campagin aganist all violence not just violence agaist women because women commit 49.8% of the violence in society nor would they agree that we should have more support for battered or raped men. therfore I could not stand with them.
User avatar #110 to #109 - sanguinesolitude (07/12/2013) [-]
that seems a very strange group of radical feminists, most academic feminists i have met are pretty solidly for ending all inequalities in both directions.
User avatar #111 to #110 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
hmm only a couple of feminists I have met even acknologed men face and issuse at all usually when I try to add a male perspective to Issues thy just yell patirachy privilge stuff tell I am quiet.
User avatar #112 to #111 - sanguinesolitude (07/12/2013) [-]
well the idea of men being violent and women being sensitive IS patriarchy.
#173 to #112 - patriarchy (07/13/2013) [-]
you called?
User avatar #113 to #112 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
yes it is but feminists in the late 70's took full advantage of this and magnified it to strenghten their female victim dynamic .
User avatar #25 to #24 - hypers (07/12/2013) [-]
Looks like we know the name of the colony of bitches.
User avatar #26 to #25 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
Femtropolis ? Cuntstaninopel ? Womania ?
#35 to #26 - manwithmanynames (07/12/2013) [-]
I probably laughed harder than I should've, genius names btw.
I probably laughed harder than I should've, genius names btw.
User avatar #55 to #26 - stallwallwriter (07/12/2013) [-]
While I find this entire conversation pretty disturbing, I have to say, cuntstantinople has kind of a ring to it.
User avatar #40 to #26 - potatot ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
I think it would be Womynia.
User avatar #27 to #26 - hypers (07/12/2013) [-]
I didnt think id have to paint it out but i meant Feminists.
User avatar #28 to #27 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
#126 - ttubkcid (07/12/2013) [-]
But I like Bones
#103 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
It amazes me how genuinely ANGRY men get about overweight women. Are you guys scared that all the women are going to get that big or something? I had a friend of mine who told me he wouldn't be friends with me if I got fat. We've been friends a couple years, and we have scads in common, lend each other gamez, movies, ect... you know a normal friendship. I was amazed that our friendship was so conditional after all I had done for him. He has a girlfriend already, why does my figure have anything to do with a simple friendship? You don't have to think fat is beautiful, but if you meet someone bigger with a compatible personality, what's so bad about being friends? Life isn't all about preaching your life morals to everyone it's about ******* GETTING ALONG and accepting that not everyone is going to be one specific thing.
#107 to #103 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
I have always felt that without a pre-existing condition, there is no excuse to get fat. If you get fat it means you are getting lazy. Exercise more and stop eating McDonalds. It isn't that hard. I will still be friends with you, but I will massively disapprove of such habits. Just as much as I would you being an alcoholic or regular smoker.
#115 to #107 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
It is FINE to prefer fit bodies, and it is FINE to keep yourself in shape, but not everybody has the same priorities as you and you shouldn't hound them because they aren't the same as you.You don't know what someone goes through just by looking at them. As you age your metabolism slows down. Pair that with giving birth, a full time job, general stress, and taking care of kids. As a woman gets older (men too! minus the preggo of course) your body and health don't take precedence anymore. Your children do. And if that extra 100 dollars a month to play with after all the bills are paid covers little billy's new clothes or a gym membership, a GOOD mother or father would get little billy some new duds. If the majority of people who complain about fat people were genuinely concerned about the health of another and not their own selfish need to not look at fat people, then maybe I'd see a reason for people to get worried. But it's not worry I usually see, it's genuine disgust.
#117 to #115 - rincewindsp (07/12/2013) [-]
You just said what I've been thinking for months after seen posts like this.
#136 to #115 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
people arent disgusted when middle aged people gain weight, they are disgusted by the overweight kids who grow into obese young adults and evenually really fat middle aged people.

As far as not bothering people because they dont have the same priorities, I am not sure if i completely agree. We live in a society and other peoples actions and behaviors affect ours. Obese people are a burden and they are unpleasant to look at, so if they can avoid it they probably should. Of course its their choice to do what they want, but they should expect the disgust that comes with it.
#144 to #136 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
I do respect your opinion and I know that SOME overweight people can be a burden on society with their medical bills and such but MOST of the fat people I know aren't in any huge danger heath wise. Everyone has a genetic glitch (like heart problems or kidney stones), fat people aren't exactly a special case. Not every overweight person is a TLC special. You don't know by just looking at someone how they got to be that weight. I knew a girl who had a strict vegan diet and she was quite active,thanks to that she didn't gain weight but she didn't really lose any either, and she was quite the little butterball. You don't just get fat by sitting on your ass, it's a combination of factors. I don't have any issue with two friends looking out for each others health, it's the random attacks on overweight strangers that gets to me. The "berate fat people until they shape up" method is really ineffective. Worry about yourself. Worry about your friends. Leave the anonymous fat people alone.
#155 to #144 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
Also another note to consider is that most of the people i have met that are overweight come from poor families. A lot of the time they get screwed with a bad set of genetics mixed with not enough money for a gym membership, and not enough money for healthy food (which unfourtunately costs more). If someone has the genetic structure for a slow metabolism, they need a trainer, money to burn, and a lot of guidance to become fit and "beautiful". Just taking a walk or a run everyday isn't going to show results for these people. Eventually you plateau. I have a friend who's been trying to lose his gut for 6 months. He's been running everyday, and all he wound up with was chicken legs. You can't tell by looking at someone how hard they work to stay healthy. Skinny doesn't mean healthy, it just happens to mean attractive in society. Just because you think it's ugly, doesn't mean you have a right to make someone feel terrible. You aren't helping them, you're serving yourself.
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