snooki logic. . Just because you can' t dance, doesn' t mean you shouldn' t dance" Alcohol. How I dance.
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#1 - satnaam (07/11/2013) [-]
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WHAT?!
NOOoo
You have a great singing voice.

-Alcohol
#10 - include (07/12/2013) [-]
How I dance.
How I dance.
User avatar #38 to #10 - commandermunkee (07/12/2013) [-]
One thumb for Billy and Mandy. Also, you must get a ******* of mention notifications.
#41 to #38 - include (07/12/2013) [-]
100 + daily.
100 + daily.
#9 - include (07/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 - jasonmaki (07/12/2013) [-]
"Just because you shouldn't have children, doesn't mean you can't" that sounds more like snooki logic
#12 - dickticklerluv (07/12/2013) [-]
I get ceative with my dance moves
I get ceative with my dance moves
#13 - pharoahemonch (07/12/2013) [-]
this makes perfectly good sense so long as you're not being a totally literal, pedantic testicle-conker
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#16 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
Drinking is bad. It's a weakness. I hate the people who go to parties and can't have fun with their friends without alcohol. It's pathetic that they can't enjoy themselves at a ******* party with all their friends without needing to drink. Or the people who hide in a bottle from their problems. It's just a crutch. Man the **** up and deal with your problems. Life is hard, man up. You wont find any solutions to your problems at the bottom of a bottle, they're still there when you sober up. It's also horrible for you body basically like drinking poison.
User avatar #23 to #16 - sparkajh (07/12/2013) [-]
Alcohol gives me some time to live without experiencing anxiety at all times and needing medication. Go blow yourself anonfag
#34 to #23 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
Or... now hear me out... orrrr you could actually ******* DO SOMETHING about your problems? But no, that's too much work. You'd rather take the lazy easy way out.
User avatar #25 to #16 - heartlessrobot (07/12/2013) [-]
Nice copy-pasta.
#33 to #25 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
It being posted a lot doesn't make it any less true... i'm just trying to spread the word and hopefully help people.
#26 to #16 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious.
#32 to #26 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
I'm not trolling... i'm serious.
#29 to #16 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
dRUGS ARE BAD, MKAY?
#30 to #29 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
Yes they are.
#39 to #16 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
No one said they use it to deal with problems you mongoloid. Your liver is perfectly capable of processing one pint (around 700ml) of alcohol per hour. Drinking in moderation is safe and fun. Stop being an uptight dickwad.
#43 to #39 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
Even a small amount of alcohol does damage to the body.
User avatar #45 to #43 - heartlessrobot (07/13/2013) [-]
Oxygen damages your cells too. Should we stop breathing?
#46 to #45 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
And now you're being an unreasonable smartass. We should avoid as many harmful things as reasonably possible. We can easily avoid alcohol. Also it takes a lot less alcohol to damage the body than oxygen.
#27 to #16 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
Do you just have this permanently copy and pasted for every post concerning alcohol?
#31 to #27 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
Once people stop posting about alcohol i'll stop posting this comment.
User avatar #20 to #16 - dafogman (07/12/2013) [-]
We found the Mormon.
#36 to #20 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
I'm not a Mormon... i'm not very religious at all actually but I do believe in god. This has nothing to do with religion though, this is just common ******* sense. You don't poison your body...
#40 to #36 - dafogman (07/12/2013) [-]
Uh....ok.

#22 to #16 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
Men have always drank, your the one that needs to man up. I don't have a problem drinking and not trying to solve problems, I'm trying to get really ****** up and be stupid because I like not being a cynical judging asshole like you.
#35 to #22 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
So a bunch of stupid people drank it a long time ago before we knew of all the health risks. Not a good example. You shouldn't want to be stupid...and they deserve to be judged for being idiots.
User avatar #17 to #16 - iliketires (07/12/2013) [-]
Drinking isn't bad if you know what you're doing. My friends and I like to drink occasionally because it's fun, and not everyone who drinks is an alcoholic.
#18 to #17 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
It is bad. It always is bad. So damaging your body is fun? Obviously you're into self mutilation which is a warning sign of suicide, you should go get some help.
User avatar #42 to #18 - iliketires (07/12/2013) [-]
Are you an actual idiot? Yeah alcohol has bad things but if you drink in moderation it really won't do any long term damage to your body. Sure, me and my friends hang out and not drink and have plenty fun, but some of best times were sittin' around, having some drinks with no care in the world.
#44 to #42 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
Even a small amount of alcohol does damage to the body. IF you can have fun without needing to drink then there is no reason to drink.
User avatar #47 to #44 - iliketires (07/13/2013) [-]
Did you lose someone close to you to alcohol or something because you are irrationally against alcohol.
#48 to #47 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
I didn't lose anyone to alcohol. I just have common sense. It's very rational to hate alcohol, it's a poison.
User avatar #28 - timmity (07/12/2013) [-]
lightbulb, you glorius bastared
#19 - dafogman (07/12/2013) [-]
Reminded me of Elaine.
Reminded me of Elaine.
#8 - blackandgold (07/12/2013) [-]
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"Just because that pink Barbie bicycle doesn't fit you doesn't mean you shouldn't ride it all over the backyard."

"I totally wouldn't have drowned in the pool despite having 6 shots of jack and 4 beers"

"I'm totally not going to smoke this whole pack tonight"

"I'll do that in the morning"

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