Bed monsters. They're the best of friends!. Error, ENE?!. "Have a good But Mom there night's sleep are monsters sweetie! under my bed?" Bed monsters They're the best of friends! Error ENE?! "Have a good But Mom there night's sleep are sweetie! under my bed?"
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#10 - spermanentthreat
Reply +151
(07/12/2013) [-]
"Have a good But Mom there night's sleep are monsters sweetie! under my bed?"
#39 to #10 - graknab
Reply -5
(07/12/2013) [-]
dat mom do have a good butt
dat mom do have a good butt
#21 to #10 - anon
Reply 0
(07/12/2013) [-]
actually is says. have a good night's sleep, sweetie
but mom, there are monsters under my bed
#22 to #21 - spermanentthreat
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(07/12/2013) [-]
Jup, I know. Thanks Captain
#33 to #21 - dumbasshunter
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(07/12/2013) [-]
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#41 to #21 - carnageboy
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(07/12/2013) [-]
I dont know y but i found this funny   
i think it was intentional
I dont know y but i found this funny
i think it was intentional
#78 to #10 - chickennoodlez
Reply +1
(07/12/2013) [-]
Sweet jesus, thought i was the only one...
#30 to #10 - niggastolemyname
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#11 to #10 - kaboomz
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(07/12/2013) [-]
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#28 - rambearclaw
Reply +55
(07/12/2013) [-]
BART DO YOU WANT SOME BROWNIES BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?!
BART DO YOU WANT SOME BROWNIES BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?!
#31 to #28 - acidjunk
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(07/12/2013) [-]
#3 - olizandri
Reply +19
(07/12/2013) [-]
whenever i got scared from monsters, i just looked over my bed and said: "Hey guys, when my parents go to sleep, wanna play some videogames?"
#5 to #3 - elaxx
Reply -9
(07/12/2013) [-]
inb4 keyboard warrior does that
*no reply*

"LOL pheg u scared? fight me irl 1v1 im gonna wreck u m8 do u even lift?"

*loud roar from under the bed*

"What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo."
#42 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(07/12/2013) [-]
tl;dr
#44 to #42 - warzon
Reply +1
(07/12/2013) [-]
He died.
#6 to #3 - paronix ONLINE
Reply +4
(07/12/2013) [-]
That's actually pretty cute.
#7 to #3 - sweat
Reply +5
(07/12/2013) [-]
I just masturbated and looked them in the eye
#8 to #7 - konradkurze
Reply +5
(07/12/2013) [-]
.....because even monsters say "the **** dude" when you masturbate in front of them
#62 - IrishAssassin
Reply +17
(07/12/2013) [-]
I have a monster under my bed too
#63 to #62 - covered
Reply -1
(07/12/2013) [-]
Ha haaa.
#69 to #62 - holycrapimacupcake
Reply +1
(07/12/2013) [-]
How long you have this lying around?
#70 to #69 - IrishAssassin
Reply +2
(07/12/2013) [-]
I've had the idea for a while, but I took the picture from google when I saw this content. It was surprisingly easy to find
#71 to #70 - holycrapimacupcake
Reply +2
(07/12/2013) [-]
Good show. Have a thumb, be careful with it though, a green thumb needs lots of love and care.
#73 to #71 - IrishAssassin
Reply +2
(07/12/2013) [-]
I shall cherish it
#24 - crazyolitis
Reply +16
(07/12/2013) [-]
ust ask the monsters if they like video games. If it works, you've got a new buddy. If not... you're ******.
ust ask the monsters if they like video games. If it works, you've got a new buddy. If not... you're ******.
#66 to #24 - jooby
Reply 0
(07/12/2013) [-]
How long have you been waiting to use that?
#67 to #66 - crazyolitis
Reply 0
(07/12/2013) [-]
2 months.
#74 to #24 - fukkendragonite
Reply 0
(07/12/2013) [-]
comment #3 did exactly that. what a coincidence
#75 to #74 - crazyolitis
Reply 0
(07/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, I saw it. I just wanted to use that gif so badly!
#47 - kaycie
Reply +8
(07/12/2013) [-]
I love that they animate the gag reels
I love that they animate the gag reels
#48 to #47 - kaycie
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(07/12/2013) [-]
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#49 to #48 - kaycie
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(07/12/2013) [-]
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#56 to #49 - tingaring
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(07/12/2013) [-]
#51 - heartlessrobot
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(07/12/2013) [-]
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Anybody else remember that porn comic where the boogyman-thing comes out from under the girls bed and they have sex? I hoped that's how this one would end.
#72 to #51 - itsfuckingmanzo
Reply 0
(07/12/2013) [-]
then they held hands after
#12 - mokirak
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#15 to #12 - richardastley ONLINE
Reply -1
(07/12/2013) [-]
Can I haz 1?
#16 to #15 - richardastley ONLINE
Reply -1
(07/12/2013) [-]
omg i haz 1!
#50 to #12 - BigBallSack
Reply -1
(07/12/2013) [-]
That's cute.
#79 to #12 - shishabar
Reply -1
(07/12/2013) [-]
0/10 try again slut
#13 to #12 - heyguacamole
Reply 0
(07/12/2013) [-]
no wai
#14 to #12 - giveupnow
Reply 0
(07/12/2013) [-]
omg
#23 to #12 - fedegon
Reply 0
(07/12/2013) [-]
k
#27 to #12 - deddead ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/12/2013) [-]
mines bluer!
#37 to #27 - maffi
Reply -1
(07/12/2013) [-]
How do you get the bluest of names?
#45 to #37 - deddead ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/12/2013) [-]
I'm not ever at the darkest shade yet, but its a representative of how long you have had a funnyjunk account.
I think it gets to the bluest at bout 5 years or something (not 100% sure about the time frame)
#58 to #45 - alexthebest
Reply -1
(07/12/2013) [-]
When I grow up, I wanna be dark blue!
#18 to #12 - arandomanon ONLINE
Reply +9
(07/12/2013) [-]
k
#68 - standingbehindyou
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(07/12/2013) [-]
#17 - anon
Reply 0
(07/12/2013) [-]
Poor lightbulb, he have worked so hard that he just error's
#20 to #17 - spyisspy
Reply +8
(07/12/2013) [-]
I AM ERROR