Backup Plan. Source: Tumblr. r ti I k in tth grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like "do you wanna kiss" and i was like e
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Backup Plan

 
Backup Plan. Source: Tumblr. r ti I k in tth grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like "do you wanna kiss" and i was like e

Source: Tumblr

r ti I k
in tth grade i went to the see a
movie with a boy and in the
middle of it he was like "do you
wanna kiss" and i was like
excuse me" and he pulled a
bag of hershey' s kisses out of
his coat
DC) ) U REALIZE WHAT A GOOD
BACKUP PLAN THAT IS
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Submitted: 07/11/2013
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#4 - virusmad (07/12/2013) [-]
holly hell it's perfect!!
#62 to #4 - kez (07/12/2013) [-]
It pretty bad.

You're better off doing this, warning its super risky super high reward, and you gotta be ballsey and confident or it wont work and you look like a creep.

Go to girl, say:

- Are you single?
- Do you find me attractive?
- What would be your excuse for not kissing me right now?
- Go for the kiss. You would be supprised how ******* often girls will go for it.

You just gotta make sure you look and sound confident and if they reject you just walk away, say bye, have a nice day etc and walk away from the person you will never see again.
#66 to #62 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
Or, just use it on holiday.
User avatar #68 to #66 - fukkendragonite (07/12/2013) [-]
anon is too good at reading my thoughts.
User avatar #120 to #62 - Vynce (07/12/2013) [-]
-"No I'm not single."
-"No, I don't find you attractive."
-"I'm dating someone and you're ugly."

Then I go in for the kiss and I get stabbed in the eye. Something seems wrong with this system.
#156 to #120 - kez (07/13/2013) [-]
You're a moron.

And i'm guessing ugly.
User avatar #159 to #156 - Vynce (07/14/2013) [-]
What makes me a moron?

Also I called myself ugly in my own comment so it's pretty dumb if you think that's gonna be news to anyone, Captain Obvious.
#161 to #159 - kez (07/14/2013) [-]
Stop being so pathetic and unconfident, girls dont give a **** about genetic looks.

Also, you're a moron for thinking it is always complete to the end regardless of what replies you get.

Get some confidence, its really annoying knowing someone will just drift through life being and doing nothing cos they are too scared to. Work on your confidence.

What you wrote just made you sound so pathetic and worthless. You're probably not, so dont give that impression to others. You're probably a good guy whos atleast kinda interesting. **** looks or w/e. Dont settle with being a ghost.
User avatar #162 to #161 - Vynce (07/15/2013) [-]
I've got plenty of confidence, and in case it's yet to become clear my response was just a joke. I don't feel like I'm a moron for making a joke. I do feel like you're being a bit drastic with what you're saying to me, though.

Where do you get pathetic and unconfident from? Nothing I said even hints towards that. You can admit you don't have looks without being self conscious about them, I wasn't dealt that hand but it doesn't mean I don't have others.
#163 to #162 - kez (07/15/2013) [-]
Exactly.

And read your reply, it was "I would get immediately rejected, then attacked and I'm ugly btw"

There isnt much else you could say in such a short comment that sounds any more unconfident and beta.

Appologies if I miss interpreted it. But it did scream lack of confidence.
User avatar #164 to #163 - Vynce (07/15/2013) [-]
That's because it's a joke about being turned down and stabbed in the eye. Of course it was unconfident and beta. That was kinda the point of it. Just try not to jump in people's faces over such stupid **** , I'm not the one who thumbed you down. I thought it was funny until you started talking to me.
#12 - adobo (07/12/2013) [-]
We found a loop into the Matrix
#9 - snaresinger (07/12/2013) [-]
Everyone on the internet realizes what a good backup plan this is. Oh god, am I really that much older than the average FJ user? ****** sake I'm only 19.
#125 to #9 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
Age doesn't really matter to You need to login to view this link long as I get on with them.Judging someone by how young they are is just ******* stupid to me
#19 to #9 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
its my 18th year on the planet, and yet im still a virgin.
#32 to #19 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
shut up faggot, who cares.
we are asking about age, not about how much you get laid
User avatar #40 to #9 - jacksipian (07/12/2013) [-]
im 17
#15 to #9 - spectralkestrel (07/12/2013) [-]
also 19 here
User avatar #21 to #9 - smokingman (07/12/2013) [-]
Almost 20 myself.
User avatar #85 to #9 - jajathezombie (07/12/2013) [-]
Welcome to summer on the internet.
User avatar #102 to #9 - funkyspot (07/12/2013) [-]
18 and a half brah, 720 blaz it
User avatar #49 to #9 - psykobear (07/12/2013) [-]
@1 this upcoming January
User avatar #53 to #9 - thesinful (07/12/2013) [-]
24. Does that make me a geezer?
User avatar #91 to #53 - threadz (07/12/2013) [-]
You're not an internet geezer until you stop being able to recognize ever meme and every repost
#150 to #91 - thesinful (07/12/2013) [-]
So I've been a geezer for years.
User avatar #60 to #53 - peelzes (07/12/2013) [-]
lol youre nnot the only one. im 25
#61 to #60 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
But you type like a 12 year old. Interdasting.
#52 to #9 - cazabrow (07/12/2013) [-]
i'm 18 so i too have reached puberty.    
   
it feels good.
i'm 18 so i too have reached puberty.

it feels good.
#14 to #9 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
Look, I'm 16, but I'm not a user so I don't count.
#50 to #9 - kingsombra (07/12/2013) [-]
I'm 18
I'm 18
#37 to #9 - karnageliqueur (07/12/2013) [-]
Turned 20 today.

...

Well, I'm waiting?
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#95 to #81 - karnageliqueur (07/12/2013) [-]
Awww

Thanks, buddy.
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#158 to #95 - shampu **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#160 to #158 - karnageliqueur (07/14/2013) [-]
You're God damn right it is
#46 to #9 - skiskate (07/12/2013) [-]
I think the average user on funnyjunk is 16 or 17


im 16 btw
#51 to #46 - kietzu (07/12/2013) [-]
The average of FJ users is 18.32
#75 to #51 - arnistle (07/12/2013) [-]
mfw Texas is listed as it's own country
User avatar #92 to #75 - threadz (07/12/2013) [-]
IT might as well be considering how different it is from the rest of the US
#80 to #75 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
it is, you negro
#113 to #51 - imnotkickthecat (07/12/2013) [-]
That nationality demographic.
That nationality demographic.
#87 to #46 - elpinguinloco (07/12/2013) [-]
Im about to turn 22. I'm still as immature as the rest of you, though.
User avatar #137 to #46 - jooby (07/12/2013) [-]
Wow, didn't realize summer was here.
#151 to #137 - skiskate (07/12/2013) [-]
What is that supposed to mean?
User avatar #152 to #151 - jooby (07/12/2013) [-]
You'll find out soon.
User avatar #122 to #9 - Rollerofdouble (07/12/2013) [-]
Don't worry dude, I'm 19 and I've been here for 8 years. Awful hard to get away.
User avatar #107 to #9 - checkandmate (07/12/2013) [-]
21 here. There are people older than you too.
#47 to #9 - jmillenium (07/12/2013) [-]
I'll be 19 in August and even I was a little impressed.
#83 to #9 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
I'm 18
User avatar #45 to #9 - haunterbrony (07/12/2013) [-]
I'm 17... so still pretty young, I guess.
User avatar #94 to #45 - threadz (07/12/2013) [-]
I think of it like this: about a 5th of your life is gone (assuming you die of old age rather than a car crash or rabies or whatever)
#145 to #94 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
I'm gearing up for my QUARTER LIFE CRISIS. I'm 23, but I might be lucky to make it to 92 based on my family history.
#78 to #9 - adolfwascorrect (07/12/2013) [-]
Im 34..
Im 34..
#22 - spectralbanshee (07/12/2013) [-]
mfw I wanna try this too but we don't have this candy in my country
#105 to #22 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
where do you live?
User avatar #23 to #22 - zzzanzitron (07/12/2013) [-]
tfw this
#41 to #22 - jacksipian (07/12/2013) [-]
mfw someone doesnt have hersheys, what country are you in?
#72 to #41 - spectralbanshee (07/12/2013) [-]
A country half of North - America probably hasn't heard of. It's very small, and its capital city is known better than the country itself. One of our most famous statues represents a small boy pissing in front of you. In a stereotypical way we're well known for our french fries, waffles and beer. Ladies and gentlemen, let me present to you: teeny tiny Belgium
#74 to #72 - jacksipian (07/12/2013) [-]
i know them for waffles and Doctor Evil
User avatar #76 to #74 - spectralbanshee (07/12/2013) [-]
Lol! I totally forgot about dr. Evil was linked to Belgium. srsly need to rewatch those movies
User avatar #84 to #76 - jacksipian (07/12/2013) [-]
do it, theyre really funny, i didnt like goldmember as much though, that just seemed like a forced end to the movies, but still overall theyre really good
#143 to #72 - riposter (07/12/2013) [-]
Grand Strategy Games player Master Race
#106 to #72 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
It's funny, Belgium is smaller than the region of Tennessee I live in. Suck on that Belgiumites!
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#98 to #72 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
I've heard of it.
However, I have no idea where it is, and, up to now, had never known how it was shaped.
And by the way, is it just me or does it look a lot like South Carolina?
User avatar #101 to #98 - spectralbanshee (07/12/2013) [-]
It does indeed! Although it's a bit smaller... Not by much though
#82 to #72 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
why do i hear things about belgian chocolate?
User avatar #153 to #82 - spectralbanshee (07/12/2013) [-]
Because the darn best chocolate I've tasted so far.
User avatar #39 - gespony (07/12/2013) [-]
I can't buy Hershey's Kisses at my country, feels bad man.

I can, however, buy Kinder Surprises.
That way i can go like "Hey, i got a Surprise in my pants just for you"
#42 to #39 - rdobet (07/12/2013) [-]
It'll most likely melt since you cant keep it as far away from your body as you can with a coat
User avatar #64 to #39 - payseht ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
I have three eggs in my pants, and one of them's for you
#43 to #39 - awildniglet (07/12/2013) [-]
>yfw the Kinder Surprise makes her happier than the real one in your pants   
Sorry just making a joke, I really like Kinder eggs
>yfw the Kinder Surprise makes her happier than the real one in your pants
Sorry just making a joke, I really like Kinder eggs
User avatar #69 to #39 - snaresinger (07/12/2013) [-]
Kinder Surprises just reminded me of Wonder Balls, and I cried because they don't sell them anymore, and now I'll never get to say "wanna lick my balls?"
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#97 - wartroll (07/12/2013) [-]
Genius
Genius
User avatar #27 - Calculon (07/12/2013) [-]
DO YOU REALIZE HOW OLD THIS IS
User avatar #59 to #27 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (07/12/2013) [-]
oh no heres come sergent all caps we must stop him this in an order from commander no punctuations !
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#29 to #27 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
DO YOU EVEN CAPSLOC?
User avatar #31 to #29 - Calculon (07/12/2013) [-]
I was copying the post.

C'mon anon.
#48 to #31 - walkerjam (07/12/2013) [-]
And, you know, caps lock still is cruise control for cool.
User avatar #35 to #29 - andywazowski (07/12/2013) [-]
DO YOU EVEN SPELL WORDS?
User avatar #65 to #27 - payseht ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
#88 to #65 - threadz (07/12/2013) [-]
AND WHY DIDN'T ANYONE GIVE ME SOMETHING TO YELL ABOUT???!?!
User avatar #56 to #27 - pwoneill (07/12/2013) [-]
I want your account more than anything
#55 - Jaernel (07/12/2013) [-]
This is "The BEST Back Up Plan EVER"
This is "The BEST Back Up Plan EVER"
User avatar #34 - victoryismine (07/12/2013) [-]
UNTIL, she says yes, and then he goes to kiss her and she rejects him and says "I thought you meant a Hershey's Kiss" with a horrified and disgusted look on her face.
User avatar #119 to #34 - deathstare (07/12/2013) [-]
Who just makes that assumption though?
#63 - A Pickle (07/12/2013) [-]
Sometimes being a daily FJ user sucks, since this site has tens of thousands of viewers, there are always at least few hundred or even thousand that "haven't seen a repost". That's why whenever someone says REPOST he gets thumbed down.
User avatar #79 to #63 - sanguinesolitude (07/12/2013) [-]
i know that feel
User avatar #149 to #63 - kabuthefox (07/12/2013) [-]
only time i say anything is when a post hits front page more than once a week, that "stupid guy who drinks his beer at some sports game gif"hit front page like 6 times in one month
User avatar #86 to #63 - threadz (07/12/2013) [-]
they could just not bitch about it
User avatar #123 to #86 - guiguito (07/12/2013) [-]
it gets tiresome after you've seen it at least 13 times
or when the front page is mostly reposts
#118 - ganjabob (07/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #109 - trolololer (07/12/2013) [-]
I actually did this one time (obviously cuz this is a repost), and when the girl saw the candy, she started laughing and blushing, it was priceless.
#5 - boredomavenger (07/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#58 - mistafishy (07/12/2013) [-]
"The see a movie..."
"The see a movie..."
#6 - makhan (07/12/2013) [-]
Perfection.
Perfection.
User avatar #16 - Haruhi (07/12/2013) [-]
Except if you ask to kiss her that's usually a huge turn off. Just ******* go for it.
#25 to #16 - chibinobi (07/12/2013) [-]
This.
Just the fact that you're asking for a kiss will always make you pull out your hershey kisses
#148 to #25 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
Female advice: Look like you're about to kiss her, but give her the option of accepting or declining via body language. No one likes to be unexpectedly kissed by someone they're not into.
#155 to #148 - chibinobi (07/13/2013) [-]
exactly what i meant
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