Look Mommy!. Darn monkeys.. Fixed eg Cars crashes
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#26 - eldannio (07/12/2013) [-]
Fixed*
#42 to #36 - willindor (07/12/2013) [-]
I remember.
#2 - therichie (07/11/2013) [-]
kid's FW
#28 to #2 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
I hope you ******* die
#30 to #28 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
you must be new here
#31 to #28 - therichie (07/12/2013) [-]
back at ya, you anonymous pirck
User avatar #33 to #27 - neznanc **User deleted account** (07/12/2013) [-]
open this in multiple tabs
User avatar #3 - CMSTF (07/11/2013) [-]
What Did You Call Me?
User avatar #41 to #3 - dlman (07/12/2013) [-]
I'm sorry I didn't KICK YO ASS

I was sure that the last guy was going to say tarsier...
#24 to #3 - executive (07/12/2013) [-]
That dude at the end
That dude at the end
#17 to #3 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
A ****** with a british accent isn't threatening at all.
#7 to #3 - pendumonium (07/11/2013) [-]
That was so painful to watch. That guy at the end saved it for me.
#25 - kurd (07/12/2013) [-]
someone actually made this joke

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zaaw57V6Ho

#12 - optimussum (07/12/2013) [-]
**optimussum rolls 12**
User avatar #38 to #13 - ichbinzweijahrealt (07/12/2013) [-]
You surely expected no dubs. What would have been your reaction if you have got dubs
User avatar #46 to #38 - optimussum (07/12/2013) [-]
I wouldn't need a reaction.



I'd have dubs.
User avatar #47 to #46 - ichbinzweijahrealt (07/12/2013) [-]
Fair enough
User avatar #6 - redstonealchemist (07/11/2013) [-]
you ignorant child, it's a member of the great ape family.
APES ARE NOT MONKEYS, GODDAMNIT!
#10 to #6 - bval (07/12/2013) [-]
Apes descended from monkeys, so apes are still monkeys. Because humans are apes, and apes are monkeys, and you are a human, you are also a monkey.
User avatar #14 to #10 - Ruspanic (07/12/2013) [-]
Humans are neither apes nor monkeys. What kind of ******** reasoning is that?

Eventually we can all trace our ancestry back to single-celled organisms. Does that make us single-celled organisms?
#29 to #14 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
Humans are still Great Apes, though.
#50 to #14 - bval (07/13/2013) [-]
Modern cladistics attempts to trace evolutionary lineages and name them accordingly. Through divergence and speciation, evolution creates a branching tree pattern (ignoring horizontal transfer, which is really only important for bacteria). The general trend with nomenclature has been to avoid paraphyly and opt instead for monophyly. Members of a monophyletic branch all have shared derived characters, or "synapomorphies." For example, all members of Amniotes produce amniotic eggs, or structures derived from them.

The monophyletic clade "Hominoidea," also known as "apes," contains gibbons, orangutans, gorillas, chimpanzees, and humans, as well as all extinct descendants of the original.

It's simple, really. Humans are contained within the hominoidea clade, which is contained within the primate clade, which is contained within the mammal clade, which is contained within the vertebrate clade, which is contained within the eukaryote clade. It is accurate to call humans as apes, primates, mammals, vertebrates, and eukaryotes. Similarly, it is accurate to call Philadelphians as Pennsylvanians, Americans, and Earthlings.

Your slippery slope argument is not allowed in cladistics, because monophyly depends on shared derived traits, or synapomorphies. Unicellularity is just an ancestral trait, or "plesiomorphy." Using symplesiomorphic characters leads to paraphyly and is not indicative of relatedness. For example, Euglena is more closely related to humans than it is to E. coli, even though Euglena and E. coli are both unicellular.

It is not " ******** reasoning." It is just modern cladistics.
User avatar #51 to #50 - Ruspanic (07/13/2013) [-]
"Hominoidea" consists of humans AND apes, but humans are not apes by most accepted definitions. (Humans are primates, however.)
And humans are certainly not monkeys.
User avatar #43 - temporalguardian (07/12/2013) [-]
Look mommy! It's a monkey- In a monkey suit!
#22 - watergate (07/12/2013) [-]
LOOOK MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMY ITS A FURRY........................................................................... ................................................................................ ...................................
User avatar #35 to #22 - bigboypants (07/12/2013) [-]
Whats wrong with that?
#18 - schrodngrscat (07/12/2013) [-]
Seriously, man. Anyone who thinks a gorilla is a monkey deserves 25 to life.
Seriously, man. Anyone who thinks a gorilla is a monkey deserves 25 to life.
User avatar #37 to #18 - hatmanfirst (07/12/2013) [-]
in this gif it looks like the table actually lands back on its feet. I admire this mans skill at quickly and efficiently removing the junk off his desk while still retaining a level of style and finess.
#48 to #37 - schrodngrscat (07/12/2013) [-]
It does land back on its feet. It's pretty awesome
User avatar #49 to #48 - hatmanfirst (07/13/2013) [-]
it's pretty incredible.
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User avatar #11 - Omegashenron (07/12/2013) [-]
Wasnt this stolen from KSI? or did he steal it? Either way KSI's was funnier.
#1 - yunnie (07/11/2013) [-]
wut?
#5 to #1 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
Black people can't handle the truth
User avatar #23 - minsheme (07/12/2013) [-]
KSI on YouTube made this exact same joke a few weeks ago. I hate his channel, but he did make a video all about a joke that was practically identical to this.
User avatar #44 - lacklusterpelican (07/12/2013) [-]
That guy must've gone ape ****
User avatar #40 - BerryLicious (07/12/2013) [-]
For all you people saying some nut made a video witha joke similar to this... This picture has been floating around the internet for forever. And the Joke long before that. WHo gives a **** ? It's funny and shows how ****** the world is.
#34 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
You do realize that somebody already made this gag, right? Either that or you are just un-original.
User avatar #19 - arborday (07/12/2013) [-]
If I admit I said the n word 20 years ago will lose m y job as a cart pusher?
#20 to #19 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
you'd be deported. go to a country that supports free speech
#8 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
I'm actually worried about this. I just got a new job and I always tell people who are acting funny or annoying "Stop it, you monkey." I'm afraid of what's gonna happen if this slips out at work.
User avatar #4 - whenallelsefails (07/11/2013) [-]
Not related but every time I hear 'Look mummy' I hear "Look mummy, there's an aeroplane up in the sky" from Goodbye Blue Sky -Pink Floyd
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