Zombie proof. . Get addicted ta. ... because zombies slash car tires?


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User avatar #27 - emppilaf (07/11/2013) [-]
Who cares if it's zombie proof....You would never have to air these babies up!!!
User avatar #129 to #27 - ssjkirby (07/11/2013) [-]
I don't know a lot about cars but I'm guessing these would cause a lot of a long term problems with the car. Normal wheels help soften the blow from bumbs and potholes in roads.

Think of what it would feel like to run over a speed bumb with those wheels.
User avatar #280 to #129 - emppilaf (07/12/2013) [-]
Don't care I'm lazy....
User avatar #10 - hlcptr (07/11/2013) [-]
Then what's in the empty bits?
#320 to #10 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
there's a youtube video of this. basically the holes is part of the design allowing it to compress slightly
#43 to #10 - jakeattack (07/11/2013) [-]
Nothing, the support frame is made so that it is partially compressible, and the spaces allow the walls to come together, thus squashing like a normal tire which does this so the ride is smoother
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#40 to #10 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
Compression areas. The difference between this and a air filled wheel is that the structure is what is compressed, not air.
User avatar #101 to #10 - SaucyBoy (07/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #110 to #10 - greenstrongworld (07/11/2013) [-]
You can put your dick in it.
User avatar #113 to #10 - nightdge (07/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #42 to #10 - killboy ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
Your sex life,yay.
User avatar #21 to #10 - squiresparkle (07/11/2013) [-]
They're filled with the crushed dreams of young girls

Which are invisible.
User avatar #25 to #21 - lordlolland ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
I was going to say its filled with a nagging feeling that everything in the universe is pointless, but your answer is good too.
#315 to #21 - potatonized (07/12/2013) [-]
"crushed dreams of young girls"

crushed justin beiber? what is this beautiful melody I'm hearing?
User avatar #2 - darthblam ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
... because zombies slash car tires?
User avatar #319 to #2 - falconxmard (07/12/2013) [-]
In Organ Trail they do
User avatar #3 to #2 - Trollipops (07/11/2013) [-]
#140 to #2 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
If you're on the road running from zombies, a flat tire will obviously mean death seeing as how you'll have to abandon the car or get out to change the tire.
#184 to #2 - theflamingfire (07/11/2013) [-]
Do a barrel roll!
Do a barrel roll!
#31 to #2 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
if an army of zombies follow you you dont wanna get a flat tire
User avatar #7 to #2 - lordlolland ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
If you are going to be running over Zombies, then sooner or later a broken bone or a skull fragment could hit your tire and puncture it.
That would of course be impossible with these tires, thereby making them zombie proof.
User avatar #15 to #7 - minsheme (07/11/2013) [-]
But.. Tons of stuff does this. Why zombies?
#34 to #15 - invadingaliens (07/11/2013) [-]
Normal item on funnyjunk : ~20 thumbs
Normal item on funnyjunk + ZOMBIES : ~300 thumbs
User avatar #35 to #34 - minsheme (07/11/2013) [-]
It still makes no sense They could have said this about anything that punctures tires and they chose something which is no way relevant. And I can't imagine zombies would give you a flat tire.
#36 to #35 - invadingaliens (07/11/2013) [-]
Anything zombie related gets more thumbs, that's why.
User avatar #124 to #35 - lordlolland ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
You don't get the whole Zombies=thumbs thing, do you?

Well neither do I, but I know how to capitalize on it.
User avatar #8 to #7 - symmiie (07/11/2013) [-]
Thank you for your logic sir. Thumbs up.
User avatar #327 to #7 - walrused (07/12/2013) [-]
I want to argue this, but I can't find a way to. You win this time.
User avatar #198 to #7 - lolollo ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
Well...except that you shouldn't even be concerned about your car tires because you shouldn't be in a car in the first place, in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
#293 to #198 - ryuryu (07/12/2013) [-]
Why not? Faster travel, get from one supply source to another. Carry more guns n **** . Noise? Aight, shoot the bastards. I fit's L4D zombies, everybody is ****** . Given
User avatar #318 to #293 - lolollo ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]

(Read this second)

You use a bike. They're quiet, faster and potentially more effortless than walking. They weave between abandoned cars, and are light enough to be carried over impassible obstacles. They're incredibly more reliable, and insanely easier to fix compared to a motor vehicle. They pack much much less, but survival is a matter of resource efficiency either way. Even if you are trying for cross country, such a matter is very possible given people do it every day, and shouldn't even be a problem for someone willing to shoot a city sized population of zombies. The best thing? You're not going to even have to worry about zombie proofing the tires...
#334 to #318 - ryuryu (07/12/2013) [-]

Zombie proof bike tires.

For the other stuff, not really the zombies. You run into a zombie you're probably dead. Zombie proof tires for the broken **** that WILL be all over the place.
User avatar #336 to #334 - lolollo ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
The point still stands that zombie proof car tires are a pointless idea.
#337 to #336 - ryuryu (07/13/2013) [-]
And I respect your opinion but I disagree with it is my point.
#338 to #337 - lolollo ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Survival isn't a matter of opinion. For example, when starting a fire, you don't go with a method because you "disagree with the other methods", you do it because it's the best course of action. As for a bicycle being a better course of action for a zombie apocalypse than a car...well...that's also not just an opinion. It's a fact. Using a car is the easiest way to get yourself stranded somewhere, and then eaten by the zombies you attract with the noise.

And that's not just "my" opinion.
User avatar #317 to #293 - lolollo ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
OK I'll play this...

Cars are big...and loud...and run on gas, which would become a quickly dwindling resource after the collapse of society (and let's hope you learn how to operate those pumps right quick, and have a backup plan for when the electricity cuts you out of the gas stations systems!) They get caught in traffic, like when you're attempting to flee the city along with everyone else when the panic hits. So you don't flee, except people will still try to leave, leaving roadways congested, and navigation a colossal chore. If you're lucky, you won't be stranded to only a certain part of the city by the congested roads. If you're really lucky, you'll fund a way out completely, except where will you go? Every other city is going to have its own congestion to navigate through. Ok...so you make sure it's a military grade Hum-V. They do great off road...except they, to, are loud...really loud...louder than normal cars...and run on diesel, which is even more limiting than traditional gas...as in some stations won't even offer it. And speaking of "loud", ******* will be attracted for MILES. Will you have enough bullets for YOUR ENTIRE CITY...IN A GUN WHICH WILL JUST GET WORSE WITH EACH SHOT? I would hope so. I mean, even if you live in a rural area, which would at least give you options with traffic congestion, most rural areas still have upwards of thousands of people living there. Or will you bludgeon them to death...thousands of people...while they simultaneously try to bite your arm off...when the food that would give you energy is also a limiting resource. So you have several stressors here: You'll need to hunt for food, navigate your surroundings, kill literal hoards of zombies, and track down fuel for your vehicle. Two of those stressors were brought on purely by the fact that you'd be driving a car, and one is made 1000x more complicated by it.
#172 to #7 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
stick your dick in it
#213 to #7 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
You know nothing of the human infrastructure. You play your video games and think you could "survive". You are a joke. Some little schwein. Ich könnte Ihnen ein oder zwei Dinge über den menschlichen Körper. Wiedersehen Sie pathetisch Fleisch Behälter Blutbeutel
#222 to #213 - potet (07/12/2013) [-]
Hitler on the other hand did a great job in surviving.
Hitler on the other hand did a great job in surviving.
User avatar #13 to #7 - ruebezahl (07/11/2013) [-]
If you run over them with a tank, then yes, there might be broken bones or skull fragments poking out of their bodies. But a tank rarely has a flat tire.
User avatar #29 to #13 - shumdek ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
.... That's not a tank.
#61 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
there is never gonna be a zombie apocalypse
#333 to #61 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
How the **** do you know?
User avatar #99 to #61 - sonofposeidon (07/11/2013) [-]
A comment that will live in infamy...
User avatar #119 to #61 - Tvfreek (07/11/2013) [-]
Dont crush my dreams.
User avatar #174 - exarzero (07/11/2013) [-]
What zombie is going to attack tires?
User avatar #197 to #174 - masterspectre ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
They won't attack the tires it when you run them over it might cause problems.
User avatar #282 to #197 - exarzero (07/12/2013) [-]
These tires are bad for running over much sadly. Cannot handle much speed either.
#179 to #174 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
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Zombie heads.
User avatar #284 to #179 - exarzero (07/12/2013) [-]
That exlains it!
#180 - skiskate (07/11/2013) [-]
Why the **** aren't all car tires made like that?
#332 to #180 - tonytrj (07/12/2013) [-]
Overall the reason is the lack of performance at higher speeds (usually 50 mph and over) which in turn causes overheating and a very unpleasant loud sound
User avatar #185 to #180 - legodude (07/11/2013) [-]
Cost, comfort, grip ( I doubt they do we at higher speeds) also tire companies could not sell you new ones!
#186 to #185 - skiskate (07/11/2013) [-]
I don't even care, i still want them
User avatar #188 to #186 - legodude (07/11/2013) [-]
as do I my friend.
User avatar #309 to #186 - spartusee (07/12/2013) [-]
They are called tweels.
User avatar #86 - pocketstooheavy (07/11/2013) [-]
Regular tires are zombie-proof...
User avatar #89 to #86 - markowuzhere (07/11/2013) [-]
hurrr zombies aren't real durrr

#151 to #89 - Corak (07/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #102 to #89 - gearhead (07/11/2013) [-]
#103 to #102 - markowuzhere (07/11/2013) [-]
plz shatp, youre hurtin my feelings
User avatar #104 to #103 - gearhead (07/11/2013) [-]
+1 for pic and for slaying me with laughter....good jahb
#105 to #104 - markowuzhere (07/11/2013) [-]
'twas my pleasure
'twas my pleasure
User avatar #106 to #105 - gearhead (07/11/2013) [-]
*my rape hand
User avatar #108 to #107 - gearhead (07/11/2013) [-]
*in the butt
#109 to #108 - markowuzhere (07/11/2013) [-]
k, now it's time to stop
User avatar #111 to #109 - gearhead (07/11/2013) [-]
"ive seen things man.....things...."
User avatar #94 to #86 - schneidend (07/11/2013) [-]
Zombie apocalypse, lots of debris and corpses are going to get crunched up under your tires. Lots of opportunities for a flat.
User avatar #95 to #94 - pocketstooheavy (07/11/2013) [-]
Ok, so it is debris proof. Not zombie proof.
#98 to #95 - ddylann (07/11/2013) [-]
debris caused by zombies
User avatar #97 to #86 - schneidend (07/11/2013) [-]
Corpses. Probably going to have to hit some of those zombies to get away, their shattered bones pressing up against your tires.
#45 - Beladorx (07/11/2013) [-]
Zombie proof? Never knew zombies had a thing for slashing regular tires.
#56 to #45 - bribrian (07/11/2013) [-]
jokes been already made, 13ish hours ago
#64 to #56 - Beladorx (07/11/2013) [-]
I don't read many comments, just said what came to mind.
#298 - naruchu (07/12/2013) [-]
So zombies eat tires now?    
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So zombies eat tires now?
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#285 - masterchiefawesome (07/12/2013) [-]
yes... because it's VERY well known that tires are the natural prey of zombies...
#171 - euphoniumhero (07/11/2013) [-]
Not sure tires would be your main concern in a door-less vehicle...
User avatar #173 to #171 - exarzero (07/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Tires are cool though.
User avatar #289 - mrgoodlove (07/12/2013) [-]
Can somebody tell me why they're zombie proof?
User avatar #291 to #289 - zorororonoa (07/12/2013) [-]
My best guess is because the zombies can't pop the tires or something but that still doesn't make it much zombie proof
User avatar #310 to #291 - mrgoodlove (07/12/2013) [-]
Okay well I thought I was stupid or something.
User avatar #267 - jacklane (07/12/2013) [-]
Zombies flatten tires???
User avatar #116 - dambusta (07/11/2013) [-]
because first thing zombies do by instinct is slash all the tires they can
#114 - wehavecandy (07/11/2013) [-]
Those would be perfect for a zombie proof car.
Those would be perfect for a zombie proof car.
#130 to #114 - fuckedbyapony (07/11/2013) [-]
**** watch out, a zombie!
*Does barrel roll*
#84 - coshocker (07/11/2013) [-]
Ladies and gentlemen...   
The biggest lego wheel known to man.
Ladies and gentlemen...

The biggest lego wheel known to man.
User avatar #292 - formerlyaceseleven **User deleted account** (07/12/2013) [-]
that is a neverflat tire prototype that has been around since 2006. it was developed for army HMMWV's (hum-v's) so that terrorists couldnt flatten their tires in an ambush.

Source: was in the army and tested these in 2010
#283 - lewhisperingeye (07/12/2013) [-]
Bridgestone has actually been developing the non-pneumatic tire (no innertube.) It's made up of a thick rubber outer tire wrapped around a web of plastic and rubber spokes that support the weight of the car and also prevent the need of repeated air fill ups and prevents the worry of punctures. They are still in the prototype stages and are apparently working on the ride quality of the tires.
User avatar #122 - smittywrbmnjnsn (07/11/2013) [-]
What the **** are you talking about "zombie proof"?
When in any situation would a zombie harm your tires?
#117 - dawdawdwa ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
Yes. Because we all know that during the zombie apocalypse all tanks will get instant flats...
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