Zombie proof. .. ... because zombies slash car tires? Zombie proof because zombies slash car tires?
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#2 - darthblam
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(07/11/2013) [-]
... because zombies slash car tires?
#3 to #2 - Trollipops
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(07/11/2013) [-]
apparently...
#31 to #2 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
if an army of zombies follow you you dont wanna get a flat tire
#140 to #2 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
If you're on the road running from zombies, a flat tire will obviously mean death seeing as how you'll have to abandon the car or get out to change the tire.
#319 to #2 - falconxmard
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(07/12/2013) [-]
In Organ Trail they do
#184 to #2 - theflamingfire
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Do a barrel roll!
Do a barrel roll!
#7 to #2 - lordlolland ONLINE
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(07/11/2013) [-]
If you are going to be running over Zombies, then sooner or later a broken bone or a skull fragment could hit your tire and puncture it.
That would of course be impossible with these tires, thereby making them zombie proof.
#15 to #7 - minsheme
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(07/11/2013) [-]
But.. Tons of stuff does this. Why zombies?
#34 to #15 - invadingaliens
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Normal item on funnyjunk : ~20 thumbs
Normal item on funnyjunk + ZOMBIES : ~300 thumbs
#35 to #34 - minsheme
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(07/11/2013) [-]
It still makes no sense They could have said this about anything that punctures tires and they chose something which is no way relevant. And I can't imagine zombies would give you a flat tire.
#36 to #35 - invadingaliens
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Anything zombie related gets more thumbs, that's why.
#124 to #35 - lordlolland ONLINE
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(07/11/2013) [-]
You don't get the whole Zombies=thumbs thing, do you?

Well neither do I, but I know how to capitalize on it.
#8 to #7 - symmiie ONLINE
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Thank you for your logic sir. Thumbs up.
#327 to #7 - walrused
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(07/12/2013) [-]
I want to argue this, but I can't find a way to. You win this time.
#198 to #7 - lolollo
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Well...except that you shouldn't even be concerned about your car tires because you shouldn't be in a car in the first place, in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
#293 to #198 - ryuryu
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(07/12/2013) [-]
Why not? Faster travel, get from one supply source to another. Carry more guns n ****. Noise? Aight, shoot the bastards. I fit's L4D zombies, everybody is ******. Given
#318 to #293 - lolollo
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(Read this second)
Or...
Or...
Or......

You use a bike. They're quiet, faster and potentially more effortless than walking. They weave between abandoned cars, and are light enough to be carried over impassible obstacles. They're incredibly more reliable, and insanely easier to fix compared to a motor vehicle. They pack much much less, but survival is a matter of resource efficiency either way. Even if you are trying for cross country, such a matter is very possible given people do it every day, and shouldn't even be a problem for someone willing to shoot a city sized population of zombies. The best thing? You're not going to even have to worry about zombie proofing the tires...
#334 to #318 - ryuryu
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(07/12/2013) [-]
OR

Zombie proof bike tires.

For the other stuff, not really the zombies. You run into a zombie you're probably dead. Zombie proof tires for the broken **** that WILL be all over the place.
#336 to #334 - lolollo
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(07/13/2013) [-]
The point still stands that zombie proof car tires are a pointless idea.
#337 to #336 - ryuryu
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(07/13/2013) [-]
And I respect your opinion but I disagree with it is my point.
#338 to #337 - lolollo
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Survival isn't a matter of opinion. For example, when starting a fire, you don't go with a method because you "disagree with the other methods", you do it because it's the best course of action. As for a bicycle being a better course of action for a zombie apocalypse than a car...well...that's also not just an opinion. It's a fact. Using a car is the easiest way to get yourself stranded somewhere, and then eaten by the zombies you attract with the noise.

And that's not just "my" opinion.
#317 to #293 - lolollo
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OK I'll play this...

Cars are big...and loud...and run on gas, which would become a quickly dwindling resource after the collapse of society (and let's hope you learn how to operate those pumps right quick, and have a backup plan for when the electricity cuts you out of the gas stations systems!) They get caught in traffic, like when you're attempting to flee the city along with everyone else when the panic hits. So you don't flee, except people will still try to leave, leaving roadways congested, and navigation a colossal chore. If you're lucky, you won't be stranded to only a certain part of the city by the congested roads. If you're really lucky, you'll fund a way out completely, except where will you go? Every other city is going to have its own congestion to navigate through. Ok...so you make sure it's a military grade Hum-V. They do great off road...except they, to, are loud...really loud...louder than normal cars...and run on diesel, which is even more limiting than traditional gas...as in some stations won't even offer it. And speaking of "loud", ******* will be attracted for MILES. Will you have enough bullets for YOUR ENTIRE CITY...IN A GUN WHICH WILL JUST GET WORSE WITH EACH SHOT? I would hope so. I mean, even if you live in a rural area, which would at least give you options with traffic congestion, most rural areas still have upwards of thousands of people living there. Or will you bludgeon them to death...thousands of people...while they simultaneously try to bite your arm off...when the food that would give you energy is also a limiting resource. So you have several stressors here: You'll need to hunt for food, navigate your surroundings, kill literal hoards of zombies, and track down fuel for your vehicle. Two of those stressors were brought on purely by the fact that you'd be driving a car, and one is made 1000x more complicated by it.
#213 to #7 - anon
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(07/12/2013) [-]
You know nothing of the human infrastructure. You play your video games and think you could "survive". You are a joke. Some little schwein. Ich könnte Ihnen ein oder zwei Dinge über den menschlichen Körper. Wiedersehen Sie pathetisch Fleisch Behälter Blutbeutel
#222 to #213 - potet
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Hitler on the other hand did a great job in surviving.
Hitler on the other hand did a great job in surviving.
#172 to #7 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
stick your dick in it
#13 to #7 - ruebezahl
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(07/11/2013) [-]
If you run over them with a tank, then yes, there might be broken bones or skull fragments poking out of their bodies. But a tank rarely has a flat tire.
#29 to #13 - shumdek
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(07/11/2013) [-]
.... That's not a tank.
#10 - hlcptr
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Then what's in the empty bits?
#40 to #10 - anon
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Compression areas. The difference between this and a air filled wheel is that the structure is what is compressed, not air.
#320 to #10 - anon
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there's a youtube video of this. basically the holes is part of the design allowing it to compress slightly
#43 to #10 - jakeattack
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Nothing, the support frame is made so that it is partially compressible, and the spaces allow the walls to come together, thus squashing like a normal tire which does this so the ride is smoother
#101 to #10 - SaucyBoy
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Honey
#110 to #10 - greenstrongworld
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(07/11/2013) [-]
You can put your dick in it.
#113 to #10 - nightdge
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Bacon
#288 to #10 - artyx **User deleted account**
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#42 to #10 - killboy
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Your sex life,yay.
Sorry.
#21 to #10 - squiresparkle
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(07/11/2013) [-]
They're filled with the crushed dreams of young girls


Which are invisible.
#25 to #21 - lordlolland ONLINE
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(07/11/2013) [-]
I was going to say its filled with a nagging feeling that everything in the universe is pointless, but your answer is good too.
#315 to #21 - potatonized
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(07/12/2013) [-]
"crushed dreams of young girls"

crushed justin beiber? what is this beautiful melody I'm hearing?
#27 - emppilaf
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Who cares if it's zombie proof....You would never have to air these babies up!!!
#129 to #27 - ssjkirby
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(07/11/2013) [-]
I don't know a lot about cars but I'm guessing these would cause a lot of a long term problems with the car. Normal wheels help soften the blow from bumbs and potholes in roads.

Think of what it would feel like to run over a speed bumb with those wheels.
#280 to #129 - emppilaf
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(07/12/2013) [-]
Don't care I'm lazy....
#39 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
they're made to be bullet, knife and ,for the most part, explosion proof..

not everything is made for zombies..
#141 to #39 - psykobear
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Anon is right.
This could be used for so many better uses than preparing for a zombie situation.
#41 to #39 - sanguinesolitude
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(07/11/2013) [-]
bullet knife and explosion proof is pretty much zombie proof.
#60 to #41 - kafudamapla
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Because zombies use guns, knives and explosives? Perhaps this should be worded differently.. Apocalypse proof?
#63 to #60 - sanguinesolitude
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(07/11/2013) [-]
zombies dont use any of those things, so if it can defeat knives and explosions it can defeat teeth and fingernails.
#45 - Beladorx
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Zombie proof? Never knew zombies had a thing for slashing regular tires.
#56 to #45 - bribrian
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(07/11/2013) [-]
jokes been already made, 13ish hours ago
#64 to #56 - Beladorx
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I don't read many comments, just said what came to mind.
#50 - tiltaz
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Zombie apocalypse?
What will you do with your zombie - proof tires when the daleks invade?
#53 to #50 - superduperpuper
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(07/11/2013) [-]
******* ignore whatever the timelord who knows nearly everything about the Daleks said and throw it anywhere but the eyepiece of the Daleks, see it getting destroyed, lay down on the floor cry like a bitch, get shot, die to death.
#67 to #50 - therealdoctor ONLINE
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#70 to #67 - vladstronsy
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#69 to #50 - thecakeisaliereal ONLINE
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Something related:
Honestly, at this point you people just won't be able to cope if civilization ends any other way, will you? If the ******* Daleks invade or the entire world gets covered in carnivorous jam, you'll have to make papier-mâché zombie facsimiles just to get through the day. Except let's face it, however you might imagine zombie apocalypse as giving you a new lease on life, we all know most of you would start talking suicide pacts if the Internet went down for more than a week.

Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
#52 to #50 - postie
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Go upstairs.
#276 to #52 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
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I remember when Daleks couldn't even leave their city because they ran on static electricity, similar to bumper cars. Those were the days.
#277 to #276 - postie
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And now they can do pretty much what ever they want.
#278 to #277 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
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I'm only 1/2 way through the 4th doctor so all of this new stuff seems ridiculous to me, but maybe it will make more sense when I get there. Should be done by the next season premiere.
#223 to #52 - nyeeeh
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(07/12/2013) [-]
They float up
do you ******* watch Doctor Who?
#227 to #223 - postie
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#224 to #223 - postie
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They float up now.


They never used to have to ability to fly/hover.
#257 to #224 - robotvoice
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(07/12/2013) [-]
they fly.
they flew when they invaded earth.
#258 to #257 - postie
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(07/12/2013) [-]
I prefer the non flight capable Daleks that would level a building to get to someone.
#260 to #258 - robotvoice
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(07/12/2013) [-]
that does seem more canon to a dalek's thought process.
#261 to #260 - postie
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(07/12/2013) [-]
It was canon, until they were given the ability to hover, then eventually fly.
#203 to #52 - artyomthebadass
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(07/12/2013) [-]
You fool! You have doomed us all!
#204 to #203 - postie
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What if the stairs don't have enough headroom for them to be able to hover?
#208 to #204 - artyomthebadass
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The Doctor cannot completely destroy these things. Do you really think that headspace worries them! They always find a way.
#214 to #208 - postie
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(07/12/2013) [-]
By destroy do you mean get rid of the race, or destroy a single unit?
#216 to #214 - artyomthebadass
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I meant more so they don't come back as a formidable enemy. Whether or not that means every last one is dead is questionable. Although back to my original statement, I was just trying to say that it is highly unlikely that there is a safe place to be when it come to the Daleks
#217 to #216 - postie
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I don't really consider them an enemy any more seeing as they have no idea who The Doctor is now.

Anyway, real Daleks don't climb stairs, they level the building.
No where is safe when the Daleks are about.
#221 to #217 - artyomthebadass
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(07/12/2013) [-]
Glorious Dalek master race!
#199 to #52 - GamerMandrew
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They can hover up stairs.
#200 to #199 - postie
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(07/11/2013) [-]
I had forgotten about that.
#54 to #52 - superduperpuper
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I don't think this would help.
#55 to #54 - postie
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I'll take the tyres upstairs with me, then the Daleks can't get them.
#57 to #55 - superduperpuper
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They would just fly up to you. You should build a laser out of the tyres. Lasers would help + laseres are ******* awesome.
#58 to #57 - postie
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Oh. I forgot that Daleks can fly now.
I'll go into a room with very small door frame so that they can't get through. Then I would make a laser out of the tyres, and fire it through the door frame.
#59 to #58 - superduperpuper
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This is a plan. Have some cat as reward.
This is a plan. Have some cat as reward.
#180 - skiskate
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Why the **** aren't all car tires made like that?
#332 to #180 - tonytrj
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Overall the reason is the lack of performance at higher speeds (usually 50 mph and over) which in turn causes overheating and a very unpleasant loud sound
#185 to #180 - legodude
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Cost, comfort, grip ( I doubt they do we at higher speeds) also tire companies could not sell you new ones!
#186 to #185 - skiskate
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(07/11/2013) [-]
I don't even care, i still want them
#188 to #186 - legodude
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(07/11/2013) [-]
as do I my friend.
#309 to #186 - spartusee
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(07/12/2013) [-]
They are called tweels.
#86 - pocketstooheavy
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Regular tires are zombie-proof...
#89 to #86 - markowuzhere
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(07/11/2013) [-]
hurrr zombies aren't real durrr




faggot
#151 to #89 - Corak
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Comment Picture
#102 to #89 - gearhead
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shaddup
#103 to #102 - markowuzhere
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plz shatp, youre hurtin my feelings
#104 to #103 - gearhead
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+1 for pic and for slaying me with laughter....good jahb
#105 to #104 - markowuzhere
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'twas my pleasure
'twas my pleasure
#106 to #105 - gearhead
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*my rape hand
#107 to #106 - markowuzhere
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Comment Picture
#108 to #107 - gearhead
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*in the butt
#109 to #108 - markowuzhere
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k, now it's time to stop
#111 to #109 - gearhead
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"ive seen things man.....things...."
#94 to #86 - schneidend
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Zombie apocalypse, lots of debris and corpses are going to get crunched up under your tires. Lots of opportunities for a flat.
#95 to #94 - pocketstooheavy
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Ok, so it is debris proof. Not zombie proof.
#98 to #95 - ddylann
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(07/11/2013) [-]
debris caused by zombies
#97 to #86 - schneidend
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Corpses. Probably going to have to hit some of those zombies to get away, their shattered bones pressing up against your tires.
#4 - dabronydude
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(07/11/2013) [-]
does this mean that you never have to inflate them?
that would be handy in a zombie world, you would never have to change the tire.
#5 to #4 - Shramin
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Tires wear out so it wouldn't last forever.
#6 to #5 - dabronydude
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(07/11/2013) [-]
it would last longer than air tires though, no punctures sound like a blessing.
#171 - euphoniumhero
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Not sure tires would be your main concern in a door-less vehicle...
#173 to #171 - exarzero
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Tires are cool though.