Fun facts. . in austraila if a girl goes tn the bathroom and cranes back with a see mingle random fact then you intime exaclty what time at the month it is YOU
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in austraila if a girl goes tn the bathroom and cranes back
with a see mingle random fact then you intime exaclty what
time at the month it is
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User avatar #20 - ridiculiculous (07/11/2013) [-]
They should do the same thing with condoms.

So out of nowhere while it's getting all hot and sweaty you can say, "Did you know that the Earth's core is hotter than the surface of the Sun?"
#22 to #20 - Rascal (07/11/2013) [-]
The world needs this. Now.
User avatar #28 to #20 - rainbowtacos (07/12/2013) [-]
"Always wrap your willy,
Did you know a young female horse is a filly?"
User avatar #30 to #28 - rainbowtacos (07/12/2013) [-]
"Cover your dick,
And using the smoke you can relight a candle wick"
#40 to #30 - thebeatlesfan (07/12/2013) [-]
"Protect your penis. The second planet is Venus."
User avatar #49 to #40 - rainbowtacos (07/12/2013) [-]
"Don't go bare,
Use a box, stick and some string to improvise a simple snare."
#8 - justafangirl (07/11/2013) [-]
Playtex tampons have peptalks on the wrappers.
#16 to #8 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#19 to #16 - justafangirl (07/11/2013) [-]
Every tampon i ever read will be a slight disappointment now.
Every tampon i ever read will be a slight disappointment now.
#17 - dogwars (07/11/2013) [-]
The king of hearts is the only one without a mustache to symbolize the naivety of love by making him appear young.
#25 to #17 - chubbies (07/12/2013) [-]
Yeah but his sword goes through his head....
#27 - LassieIsCool (07/12/2013) [-]
#001 – The first VCR was made in 1956 and was the size of a piano.
#002 – The size of your foot is approximately the size of your forearm.
#004 – Elephants and short-tailed shrews get only two hours of sleep each day.
#007 – In one day, the human brain generates more electrical impulses than all the telephones in the world put together.
#009 – Barbie is 25cm tall.
#010 – Graffiti is the Italian word for “scratched drawings”.
#011 – Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance.
#013 – As much as 50 litres of maple sap is used to make a single litre of maple syrup
#019 – 90-95% of all sensory perceptions are accounted for by sight.
#023 – Placing a piece of charcoal, chalk or several mothballs in a toolbox prevents tools from rusting.
#024 – The average speed of an avalanche is 35km an hour.
#025 – Most newborns cry without tears until they are three to six weeks old.
#029 – An igloo is so well insulated that you can sit inside without a coat when the outside temperature is as low as -30 degrees.
#030 – Plain vanilla is the favourite flavor of any icecream, making up 29% of all sales.
#033 – The blue whale weighs 50tonnes at birth and as much as 150 tonnes fully grown.
#034 – A violin contains about 70 individual pieces of wood.
#036 – Rice is the main food consumed for half the people worldwide.
#053 – There are more plastic flamingos in America than real ones.
#054 – In Pacific Grove, California, it is a misdemeanour to kill a butterfly.
#061 – On average, women say 7000 words per day. Men manage just over 2000.
#062 – It takes approximately seven years for a lobster to grow to be about half a kilogram.
#064 – Acorns are poisonous to humans. If eaten they will cause kidney damage.
#065 – Honey is the only food that does not spoil.
Just some of the facts on them.
User avatar #29 to #27 - aharris (07/12/2013) [-]
I tried the foot/forearm one, turns out it's true
User avatar #36 to #29 - darkangeloffire ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
Son of a protestant whore, you're right.
#34 to #29 - ordog (07/12/2013) [-]
Not at all. Or maybe I have a small foot.
#38 to #34 - neverposting (07/12/2013) [-]
Or a freakishly long forearm.
#56 to #29 - darthblam (07/12/2013) [-]
My forearm is almost 4 inches longer that my foot...

But I've got ******* fat hairy hobbit feet.
User avatar #39 to #27 - dragontamers (07/12/2013) [-]
That must be one hell of a flow, are you sure you aren't a hemophiliac?
#1 - GeneralLeeInsane ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #47 - ButtonFly ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
Why doesn't this exist everywhere?
Learning a random fact would offer up such a nice distraction.
"Oh God, I want to rip my uterus out but did you know that mud wrestling and greased pole climbing were both sports in the 1904 Olympics?"
User avatar #31 - vissova (07/12/2013) [-]
Is it just me, or does everyone on Tumblr begin their sentence with a lower case letter only when their spelling everything in capitals.
Like: "oH MY GOD" for example.
Is that just a thing they do? Because it's really ******* stupid.
User avatar #37 to #31 - SuperSixONE (07/12/2013) [-]
I notice that every time. Its so weird because sometimes its like "oh mY GOD"
User avatar #46 to #31 - butterisgood (07/12/2013) [-]
They do it because they don't think before they post.
#41 to #31 - Scenekid (07/12/2013) [-]
Tavros Nitram, that's how he talks
Tavros Nitram, that's how he talks
User avatar #57 to #41 - puig (07/12/2013) [-]
i have never understood the hatred of homestuck here on funnyjunk
User avatar #62 to #57 - pokimone (08/07/2013) [-]
Its not so much homestuck itself, its the majority of the fans. Many of them don't represent themselves well and are... well... for lack of a better term, some of the most rude, arrogant, immature people I have ever met. No offense to you personally, I don't know you, so I can't judge you my friend, but I liked homestuck once upon a time. But then I started talking to other people in the fandom, and just... It sickened me that I was associated with them. I avoid that webcomic like the plague now because I don't want to become what they are.
User avatar #32 to #31 - sepheroth (07/12/2013) [-]
They put on caps lock, but still press shift to capitalize the first letter.
User avatar #50 to #31 - meganinja ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
I think it's because on Tumblr, everybody has Caps Lock on, but they've been trained to start out every sentence with a shift, so they end up lowercasing it like the tards they are.
User avatar #23 - bopeepwoody (07/11/2013) [-]
Why don'tewe have this is in America?
User avatar #9 - redstonealchemist (07/11/2013) [-]
I must be a tampon!
#45 - habasparkz (07/12/2013) [-]
Dear Australia,
Dear Australia,
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User avatar #35 to #2 - Grom (07/12/2013) [-]
why is this guy getting thumbed down? he stated it in the form of a question.
#42 to #35 - Rascal (07/12/2013) [-]
American ignorance... the worst kind of ignorance. If you don't know something, ****** google it, don't post it on fj.

User avatar #33 to #2 - walkerjam (07/12/2013) [-]
You don't really deserve all those red thumbs, since you added the question mark. I gave you a green thumb, mate.
#3 to #2 - anonymousiemoo (07/11/2013) [-]
Foetus is correct - English spelling.

American English is Fetus.
#4 to #3 - ipostfunny ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
You're both wrong it's Fajitas
#24 to #4 - kez (07/11/2013) [-]
I was out with a few friends once

One of my friends says "You can come back to mine and have Vegetas"

Me and my friends all looked at each other and we knew what to do next.

We all played it cool and said "Yeah, I could do with some Vegetas" and pretended thats what they were called.

My friend to this day still calls them Vegetas. That was about 4-5 years ago. We still play along to it.
User avatar #48 to #24 - bkceallaigh (07/12/2013) [-]
At school our cafeteria lady called them, "Fah-gye-tah"'s.
#12 to #3 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
This is one of the few times I think the American spelling is better. This and using Z's instead of S's in a lot of words.
#14 to #12 - Rascal (07/11/2013) [-]
So realize instead of realise, or...?
#15 to #14 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
yeah. I just feel like Z is really unappreciated and the English are trying to oppress it.
#13 to #12 - anonymousiemoo (07/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, the o doesn't really fit in well.
User avatar #58 to #3 - errdayimfjing (07/12/2013) [-]
what's up with all the hate? he just asked a simple question. whether fetus was the right spelling or not.
#60 to #58 - anonymousiemoo (07/12/2013) [-]
He put a question mark so I answered.... I wasn't hating
User avatar #61 to #60 - errdayimfjing (07/13/2013) [-]
Ohh sorry, I didn't mean from you, I just meant from anyone in general . Every other comment I've seen has been getting red thumbs in the double digits. Must be the summerfags.
User avatar #55 to #3 - ravarshi (07/12/2013) [-]
and before someone asks, Australia is technically English (as it's governed by the queen iirc) so Foetus is the correct spelling
User avatar #51 to #3 - qwarthos (07/12/2013) [-]
How would it be pronounced the English way?
User avatar #52 to #51 - alexthebest (07/12/2013) [-]
It's the same pronunciation.
User avatar #53 to #52 - qwarthos (07/12/2013) [-]
just a cooler spelling then, as usual I suppose
User avatar #54 to #53 - alexthebest (07/12/2013) [-]
Just like diarrhoea. Although either one can force their way out at unexpected times, I suppose.
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User avatar #7 to #5 - minsheme (07/11/2013) [-]
I doubt most people got the reference
User avatar #59 - vanoreo (07/12/2013) [-]
they spelt fetus rong
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User avatar #18 to #10 - slootyslooot (07/11/2013) [-]
A fetus. Which means it's still in the womb.
User avatar #21 to #18 - szymonf (07/11/2013) [-]
I didn't see "fetus"
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