It burns when I pee. . My girlfriend warned me that if I get her one more stupid gift then she would burn in so I got her a candle. I expected the worse thanks to the title
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It burns when I pee

My girlfriend
warned me that if
I get her one
more stupid gift
then she would
burn in
so I got her a
candle
...
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#7 - optimussum (07/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I expected the worse thanks to the title
#10 - ultiomos (07/11/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I'd have gotten her a jew
#23 - weirddark ONLINE (07/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#33 - derein (07/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING YOUR WOMAN WITH RESPECT!
#2 - anonymous (07/11/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I somehow doubt this particular OP has a girlfriend.
#4 to #2 - weenieandthebutt (07/11/2013) [-]
I was laughing but then I also remembered that I don't have a girlfriend also.
I was laughing but then I also remembered that I don't have a girlfriend also.
User avatar #14 - sigmundisdabest (07/11/2013) [-]
if she has to be such a bitch about your presents, why not give her a stick of dynamite?
User avatar #5 - thejokermf (07/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Title: it burns when I pee.

Does that mean that the candle burns when you pee?! I want a magic candle like that!
#66 - cornsmooch (07/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #54 - noodlechief (07/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
at least she gets gifts ungrateful cunt
#69 - buddhadom (07/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #63 - divinecreator (07/12/2013) [-]
if he gave her an american flag that would be hilarious not in an "anti america" kinda way but in a your" girlfriends going to jail" kinda way
#49 - megustaurmother (07/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
But what if she likes the candle so she doesn't burn it.


Then you just wasted money on that candle.
#77 - shagtastic (07/12/2013) [+] (10 replies)
**shagtastic rolled a random image posted in comment #691380 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** what I'd give her.
#88 to #87 - lookathecomment (07/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #51 - PgFalcon (07/12/2013) [-]
I would've gotten her a wooden cross.
User avatar #3 - dedaluminus (07/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Thank GOD you didn't get her your dick in a box.
#78 - ultracougar (07/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#32 - scizthereaper (07/11/2013) [-]
mfw I finally understand what the title meant after seeing the content
mfw I finally understand what the title meant after seeing the content
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