It burns when I pee. . My girlfriend warned me that if I get her one more stupid gift then she would burn in so I got her a candle. I expected the worse thanks to the title It burns when I pee My girlfriend warned me that if get her one more stupid gift then she would burn in so got a candle expected the worse thanks to title
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#7 - optimussum
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I expected the worse thanks to the title
#55 to #7 - bobkiller
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What are you lookin' at?!
#58 to #55 - optimussum
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ill fukin wreck u m8
#64 to #58 - bobkiller
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Can you beat my... ARMY?!
Can you beat my... ARMY?!
#99 to #64 - sedativechunk
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Yes.
#100 to #99 - bobkiller
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#10 - ultiomos
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I'd have gotten her a jew
#11 to #10 - lolimaretard
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thatas slaveyr and slavery is braking the law ^^ chear s mate
User avatar #16 to #11 - dickbewt
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Your name is damn true.
User avatar #31 to #16 - psykobear
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#39 to #10 - nortledrones
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*yawn*
#29 to #10 - walkingdisaster
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LOLOLOL he made an EPIC hitler joke xDDDDDDD
LOLOLOL he made an EPIC hitler joke xDDDDDDD
#26 to #10 - anon id: 618c0a06
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That wasn't funny
User avatar #34 to #10 - niggastolemyname
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Yes.
#23 - weirddark
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#56 to #23 - bobkiller
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#33 - derein
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NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING YOUR WOMAN WITH RESPECT!
#38 to #33 - demideus
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Thanks for the input mr torgue. Tina says hi btw
Thanks for the input mr torgue. Tina says hi btw
User avatar #59 to #33 - onomatopenis
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I don't have a picture for this but i haven't laughed that hard in such a long time thank you kind Borderlands 2 fan.
User avatar #96 to #33 - sebthebrony
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DID YOU KNOW ONE THIRD OF PANDORA ISN'T EXPLODING RIGHT NOW? THAT'S ******* ********
#2 - anon id: 22215895
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I somehow doubt this particular OP has a girlfriend.
#50 to #2 - chammalam
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#43 to #2 - anon id: 625d6a2e
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I Doubt anyone on Funnyjunk has a girlfriend.
#80 to #2 - rustlingthejimmys
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I doubt that phanact has a girlfriend in the first place, he spends most of this life on funnyjunk
User avatar #81 to #80 - phanact [OP]
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a what?
#82 to #81 - rustlingthejimmys
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How did you reply that fast
User avatar #83 to #82 - phanact [OP]
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I have no idea
User avatar #84 to #83 - rustlingthejimmys
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You probably have super ninja senses giving from DJ 4DM1N
User avatar #85 to #84 - phanact [OP]
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Yea probably
And multiple notification plugins
#4 to #2 - weenieandthebutt
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I was laughing but then I also remembered that I don't have a girlfriend also.
I was laughing but then I also remembered that I don't have a girlfriend also.
#13 to #4 - jajathezombie
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#98 to #13 - sedativechunk
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Could not be a more relevant time to use this pic
User avatar #14 - sigmundisdabest
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if she has to be such a bitch about your presents, why not give her a stick of dynamite?
#41 - nortledrones
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#30 - mossycabbages
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User avatar #5 - thejokermf
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Title: it burns when I pee.

Does that mean that the candle burns when you pee?! I want a magic candle like that!
#6 to #5 - jacobclabough
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I think he meant he would give her the D. Just sayin
#36 to #5 - theafroman
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That's actually not a bad idea.
User avatar #54 - noodlechief
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at least she gets gifts ungrateful cunt
#62 to #54 - tehtrollface
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