It burns when I pee. . My girlfriend warned me that if I get her one more stupid gift then she would burn in so I got her a candle. I expected the worse thanks to the title
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#2 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
I somehow doubt this particular OP has a girlfriend.
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#80 to #2 - rustlingthejimmys (07/12/2013) [-]
I doubt that phanact has a girlfriend in the first place, he spends most of this life on funnyjunk
User avatar #81 to #80 - phanact (07/12/2013) [-]
a what?
#82 to #81 - rustlingthejimmys (07/12/2013) [-]
How did you reply that fast
User avatar #83 to #82 - phanact (07/12/2013) [-]
I have no idea
User avatar #84 to #83 - rustlingthejimmys (07/12/2013) [-]
You probably have super ninja senses giving from DJ 4DM1N
User avatar #85 to #84 - phanact (07/12/2013) [-]
Yea probably
And multiple notification plugins
#43 to #2 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
I Doubt anyone on Funnyjunk has a girlfriend.
#4 to #2 - weenieandthebutt (07/11/2013) [-]
I was laughing but then I also remembered that I don't have a girlfriend also.
I was laughing but then I also remembered that I don't have a girlfriend also.
#98 to #13 - sedativechunk (07/12/2013) [-]
Could not be a more relevant time to use this pic
#7 - optimussum (07/11/2013) [-]
I expected the worse thanks to the title
#55 to #7 - bobkiller (07/12/2013) [-]
What are you lookin' at?!
#58 to #55 - optimussum (07/12/2013) [-]
ill fukin wreck u m8
#64 to #58 - bobkiller (07/12/2013) [-]
Can you beat my... ARMY?!
Can you beat my... ARMY?!
#33 - derein (07/11/2013) [-]
NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING YOUR WOMAN WITH RESPECT!
User avatar #59 to #33 - onomatopenis (07/12/2013) [-]
I don't have a picture for this but i haven't laughed that hard in such a long time thank you kind Borderlands 2 fan.
User avatar #96 to #33 - sebthebrony (07/12/2013) [-]
DID YOU KNOW ONE THIRD OF PANDORA ISN'T EXPLODING RIGHT NOW? THAT'S ******* ********
#38 to #33 - demideus (07/11/2013) [-]
Thanks for the input mr torgue. Tina says hi btw
Thanks for the input mr torgue. Tina says hi btw
User avatar #14 - sigmundisdabest (07/11/2013) [-]
if she has to be such a bitch about your presents, why not give her a stick of dynamite?
#10 - ultiomos (07/11/2013) [-]
I'd have gotten her a jew
#11 to #10 - lolimaretard (07/11/2013) [-]
thatas slaveyr and slavery is braking the law ^^ chear s mate
User avatar #16 to #11 - dickbewt (07/11/2013) [-]
Your name is damn true.
#29 to #10 - walkingdisaster (07/11/2013) [-]
LOLOLOL he made an EPIC hitler joke xDDDDDDD
LOLOLOL he made an EPIC hitler joke xDDDDDDD
User avatar #34 to #10 - niggastolemyname (07/11/2013) [-]
Yes.
#26 to #10 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
That wasn't funny
User avatar #5 - thejokermf (07/11/2013) [-]
Title: it burns when I pee.

Does that mean that the candle burns when you pee?! I want a magic candle like that!
#6 to #5 - jacobclabough (07/11/2013) [-]
I think he meant he would give her the D. Just sayin
#36 to #5 - theafroman (07/11/2013) [-]
That's actually not a bad idea.
#66 - cornsmooch (07/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#72 to #66 - nasharoo (07/12/2013) [-]
Hitler thread go!
Hitler thread go!
User avatar #54 - noodlechief (07/12/2013) [-]
at least she gets gifts ungrateful cunt
#69 - buddhadom (07/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #73 to #69 - theawesomeguy (07/12/2013) [-]
YES
User avatar #63 - divinecreator (07/12/2013) [-]
if he gave her an american flag that would be hilarious not in an "anti america" kinda way but in a your" girlfriends going to jail" kinda way
User avatar #51 - PgFalcon ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
I would've gotten her a wooden cross.
#49 - megustaurmother (07/12/2013) [-]
But what if she likes the candle so she doesn't burn it.


Then you just wasted money on that candle.
#52 to #49 - demcomments ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #2786187 at Friendly **
It's a candle... it's gonna get lit eventually.
User avatar #53 to #49 - destroyerofcheese (07/12/2013) [-]
But it's a candle. Candles are meant to burn. If you really like a candle, make it a shining beacon.
User avatar #3 - dedaluminus (07/11/2013) [-]
Thank GOD you didn't get her your dick in a box.
#8 to #3 - jacobclabough (07/11/2013) [-]
Read the title. That's the joke.
User avatar #79 to #78 - shagtastic (07/12/2013) [-]
Hey, watch that language.
#74 - chiefrunnyjeans (07/12/2013) [-]
**chiefrunnyjeans rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at sweet god... literally ** what I'd give her
User avatar #75 to #74 - chiefrunnyjeans (07/12/2013) [-]
OH GOD WHAT THE ****
User avatar #67 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (07/12/2013) [-]
nice that you bought your hand a candle
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