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#31 - sammydauer
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Number 4 is horrible, my grandpa looks nothing like that
#146 to #31 - youngnigga
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(07/11/2013) [-]
-Hey it's your Dad   
-That's not my Dad, that's a cell phone!!!
-Hey it's your Dad
-That's not my Dad, that's a cell phone!!!
#147 to #146 - spyisspy
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Do I look stupid? Man!
#1 - badjokesjimmmy
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Homer.

Seriously though that's friggin awesome
#30 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Yeah because this guy is totally doing something useful and furthering the human race... I ******* hate artists. I ******* hate art. And before all you assholes say some **** like " VIDEO GAMES ARE ART! MOVIES ARE ART! COMMERCIALS ARE ART!" Shut the **** up, i'm only talking about museum pieces. **** specifically made to hang up on a wall.
#101 to #30 - anon
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bitches about art and how it is useless. does nothing useful.
#164 to #101 - anon
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I'm in college and am a contributing member of society.
#123 to #30 - absolyst
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You know, I kinda see where you're coming from. I understand that art is utterly useless to some people, and I don't begrudge them for that. But let me ask you this: don't you think people need something more than just "a purpose" in life? Don't you think that they need to be more than just a tool to keep society running in shape?

I don't know about you, but if all I did in life was contribute to society and further the human race through my job (I'm studying to be a neurosurgeon), I'd probably go insane in a couple of years. I need something to occupy my spare time, something that's not work-related or necessarily contributes to society. For me, and many people, art is that thing. Music, certain paintings, books, all of these things are things I appreciate and use to break the monotony, because let's face it, if all you do is work work work, it gets kinda boring after a while. You gotta do some stuff for yourself once in a while, you know? Not just for society.

While I understand that this might not be your viewpoint - hell, you seem to have an extreme work ethic and I respect you for that - I think it's also important to understand that this is the viewpoint shared by a lot of people. In a way, artists do contribute to society in that they provide people with leisure time and entertainment, something that's necessary for most people to stay sane and in turn keep up their work rate. Hating them seems...I dunno, kinda pointless, to me. Though I guess there are those narcissistic assholes who pretend their mediocre work is deserving of pedestals, but those kinds of people exist in every walk of life. We just have to learn to ignore or deal with them. Well, that's just my 2 cents - or more like a dollar, given the amount I wrote.
#155 to #123 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
No I honestly don't. People serve their purpose then die. If you contribute nothing to a society then get the **** out of that society. Find a hobby that will benefit you in some way. Collecting baseball cards, one day you can sell them. Looking at art doesn't benefit you. Your viewpoint is wrong.
#171 to #155 - absolyst
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I'm studying to be a neurosurgeon to help society, but at the same time I enjoy looking at art and listening music in my free time. And I'm actually working right now in a hospital for experience and as part of my education. Just because I enjoy looking at art and listening music doesn't mean I can't contribute to society, and that goes for most people as well.
#177 to #171 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
You do contribute and in a very good way saving lives and helping people, the person who paints the pictures does not. I have a problem with them, not you.
#125 to #30 - rieskimo
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(07/11/2013) [-]
You know nothing about artists or art history.
Furthermore, you obviously don't know much about people as a whole.
#153 to #125 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
**** art history. In the modern world we do not need that kind of art.
#154 to #153 - rieskimo
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(07/11/2013) [-]
You have a very limited knowledge of the modern world as well.

You have no idea, just concede to that and go treat that nasty case of butthurt you have.
#157 to #154 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
I obviously have more knowledge then people who buy paintings of trees because obviously they never heard of a ******* camera. Much better image. Painting < a picture.
#160 to #157 - rieskimo
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(07/11/2013) [-]
No, you don't. And log in, stop being a pussy and posting as anon and then up-thumbing your own comments. That's textbook ***********.
#176 to #160 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
When I come across an argument on funnyjunk I thumb up the person who is right and thumb down the person who is wrong. It just so happens that i'm right in this case.
#179 to #176 - rieskimo
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Nope, you're a close-minded jackass who likes to stroke your own ego.
#197 to #179 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
I'm not going to have an open mind to stupid ideas.
#139 to #30 - SaucyBoy
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(07/11/2013) [-]
2/10
#148 to #139 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
... why are you giving me a grade? I'm being completely serious... i'm not trolling.
#161 to #148 - SaucyBoy
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(07/11/2013) [-]
1/10
#173 to #161 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Stop grading me like i'm some kind of troll... i'm trying to have real conversations below your immature posts so please just stop.
#192 to #173 - SaucyBoy
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(07/11/2013) [-]
-2/10
#180 to #30 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Games are art. Music is art. Anything there to entertain is art. Anything requiring skill is also called an Art. **** you.
#195 to #180 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Holy **** it's like you can't even ******* read... I even said i'm not talking about video games or ****, i'm only talking about art specifically made for a museum you stupid ****. Learn to read before commenting please.
#183 to #30 - usaisnotamerica
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Oh, an anon raging, this so unusual...
#83 to #30 - larknok
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Normally I'm not a C.S. Lewis fan, but this is one of his better quotes:

“Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival.” - C.S. Lewis (Irish/British Novelist)

Bertrand Russell, the second most famous philosopher of the 20th century also commented on the topic of artists. He stated that while the artist is just as likely to add true human value and experience to life as the Scientist, it is easy for the artists work to be seen as simple or stupid or meaningless, whereas with the Scientist, it is nigh impossible to see something like atomic deconstruction as stupid or meaningless. Ultimately then, where both individuals might pursue their job with equal vigor, one will be shunned by society and the other put on a pedestal.

#88 to #83 - anon
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Art doesn't give value to survival... art is ******* stupid, especially modern art. Oh great you painted a picture of a tree. Well guess what? I can TAKE a picture of a tree with a ******* camera. Art is outdated face it. If I a tree on my wall I will take a picture of one. Holy **** did he really compare scientists to artists? He's a ******* idiot if he did... scientists actually do something useful, artists do not. The artist deserves to be shunned and the scientists deserves to be praised.
#106 to #88 - Haentar
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(07/11/2013) [-]
....You know, photography is also a form of art.
#165 to #106 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Not art photography I mean just normal regular anyone can do picture taking. I know there are assholes who try to make pictures art but whatever.
#105 to #88 - larknok
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Such a strawman.

Art is everywhere my friend. Art is anything you see that reveals some small part of the beauty of the humanity and the world to you. Art has many forms. It may be Picasso's Guernica which depicts a civilian town obliterated by Nazi Bombers during the Spanish Civil War: You need to login to view this link

The gentle smile of the Mona Lisa might just convince you that happiness is found in the small things in life, not just the big goals: You need to login to view this link

In a more modern twist of things, here is the intro to the new Civilization V: Brave New World Intro, which I consider to be art: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-C1Q_hjCXo

Obviously I'm not even breaking the surface. Art comes in many forms and in many ways. It is foolish to disregard all of that because you don't like one or two pieces a so-called modern artist tries to put on a pedestal.
#167 to #105 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
I disregard it because it is stupid and useless. You stare at a picture for 5 seconds then what? Nothing.
#114 to #30 - thesinful
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Videogames, music, movies, etc. are all art on the exact same level as museum pieces. They all exist solely for the enjoyment of others. It doesn't matter if you're reading Macbeth, watching Scooby-Doo, listening to Sabaton, or looking at Van Gogh paintings. It's all forms of entertainment. A person's choice of entertainment is irrelevant and we should be thankful to others for creating works of art we can enjoy. Their products may do nothing for our bodies but they do much for our hearts, our minds, and our souls.

tl:dr You're an uncultured twat.
#159 to #114 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
No they are not. You listen to music, you play video games, you watch movies, you just ******* stare at a stupid painting.
#131 to #30 - hotsaws
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(07/11/2013) [-]
>"Doesn't further the human race"
>Art was one of the first methods of communication in human history.

How is being a police officer furthering society?
#151 to #131 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
I've explained how it helps below. But in the modern day we do not need that kind of art anymore.
#166 to #151 - hotsaws
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(07/11/2013) [-]
So somebody who can create an image with the quality of a picture from nothing more than imagination are unproductive and obsolete.
#174 to #166 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Yes exactly. It takes how many hours to paint that picture compared to the 2 seconds it takes to get a camera and take a picture?
#178 to #174 - hotsaws
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Y'know photography is art too, right? Art hung in galleries? That is photoshopped to death to look like art, right?
#196 to #178 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
I do not like the pictures made to hang up in a museum. Take a picture for a memory.
#203 to #196 - hotsaws
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(07/12/2013) [-]
Dude, I don't even care anymore. You're stupid babbling is your own to listen to now.
#111 to #30 - coshocker
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(07/11/2013) [-]
I hope you get shot by a ******.

This is fantastic artwork. People would kill just to have art skills like him!
#162 to #111 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
How good the art is is irrelevant, this kind of art as a whole is pointless.
#201 to #162 - coshocker
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May I remind you that artist are the reason why we have such great cartoons, great games, great movies, hell man, even great porn!

Skyrim would be ****, Iron Man would have a ****** armor, if it weren't for artist, we wouldn't even have such a great time looking at things.
#204 to #201 - anon
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(07/12/2013) [-]
Holy ******* **** it's like you can't read... I am not ******* talking about that kind of art. The only art I am talking about is the ones that are made for museums, That's it.
#138 to #30 - animedudej
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(07/11/2013) [-]
go eat a box jellyfish...
#150 to #138 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Why would I do that? I don't want to eat jellyfish... is that some new "deep" art thing that I just don't get? All of those things are so ******* stupid...
#152 to #150 - animedudej
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(07/11/2013) [-]
eating a dick is too little of a insult for the ******** that you spouted
#156 to #152 - anon
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Why are you trying to insult me though? Because you don't like what I have to say?
#202 to #156 - animedudej
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(07/12/2013) [-]
why am i even taking **** from an anon... have a good day, sir!!
#51 to #30 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account**
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#70 to #30 - poncakeforlife
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Why do you think people go to museums? Some people enjoy looking at art and get a sense of happiness from looking at it. The guy pretty much is doing something for the human race since his art makes some members of society happy. Sure, it's not that much of a contribution to society. But when you think about it neither is being a cop, since there is so much corruption going on these days.
#96 to #70 - anon
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Because that's what "high society" people do and they want to be accepted. It's what they associate being upper class with so they conform. People go to SCIENCE museums more than stupid art museums. The police officer does a lot more and is more useful to society. He protects the innocents while the artist gives people reasons to feel superior over others and be stuck up. "No man you just don't GET IT! It's too deep for you mannnn!"
#190 to #96 - poncakeforlife
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"Because that's what "high society" people do and they want to be accepted." people do"

Some people do, but not all. Believe it or not there are many people who go to museums because they enjoy seeing the work some people put into their sculptures/paintings. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean everyone dislikes it.

"No man you just don't GET IT! It's too deep for you mannnn!"

Again, not all artists are like this. Sure, police officers may contribute more to society than artists do, but have you ever considered that some people actually enjoy looking at painting or sculptures and not doing it for the sake of feeling superior? Have you ever considered that not all artists are people who draw dots on blank pieces of paper and call it "deep"?
#198 to #190 - anon
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(07/12/2013) [-]
They enjoy seeing people waste their time? Art is stupid and over rated. People just like to feel cultured so they pretend to like it most of the time.
#102 to #30 - hellsjester
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(07/11/2013) [-]
talks about how art doesn't further the human race.
is on funny junk bitching about it.
#55 to #30 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
youre so stupid on so many leves on so many levels (yes, i repeated that on purpose)
youre a disgrace to all anons
#94 to #55 - anon
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Because that's what "high society" people do and they want to be accepted. It's what they associate being upper class with so they conform. People go to SCIENCE museums more than stupid art museums. The police officer does a lot more and is more useful to society. He protects the innocents while the artist gives people reasons to feel superior over others and be stuck up. "No man you just don't GET IT! It's too deep for you mannnn!"
#95 to #94 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Ignore this. Responded to wrong person, my bad.
#91 to #55 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Explain how i'm being stupid please.
#184 to #30 - usaisnotamerica
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Get out.
#194 to #184 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
I will not get out. I wish the artists would get out actually.
#79 to #30 - ffx
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#89 to #79 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
I'm not trolling, i'm being completely serious.
#32 to #30 - fukitidk
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(07/11/2013) [-]
And what the **** are you doing to furthering the human race?
#133 to #32 - greenstrongworld
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(07/11/2013) [-]
IMO, that's not a good counterargument.

**** me right?
#39 to #32 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Getting a real job and helping keep society safe? I'm on my way to becoming a police officer actually if you really want to know. Taking a test this fall.
#61 to #39 - tbagbandit
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(07/11/2013) [-]
And this raging piece of ****, is gonna be a cop?
And this raging piece of ****, is gonna be a cop?
#119 to #61 - thesinful
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(07/11/2013) [-]
I'm taking that pic. In exchange, have this.
I'm taking that pic. In exchange, have this.
#193 to #119 - tbagbandit
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Thank you

Have a Hitmonchan punching a laptop
#99 to #61 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Yes I am. And those street artists who love to loiter on public property? They'll be asked to keep it moving. **** their way of life.
#185 to #99 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
No, **** You. I have a lot of respect for police officers and their sacrifices but damn dude you're awful
#40 to #39 - itrooztrooperdown
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Safe from what? Safe from itself? Are you sure you are just not jelly that there are some people that earn money for doing virtually nothing? Are you sure you wouldn't exchange your life for the life of an artists? Are you 100% sure?
#54 to #40 - anon
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Yes i'm 100% sure. Like I said I ******* hate art, I would be miserable if that was my profession. Modern art is even worse... and that's the problem with artists, they do almost nothing and still have the nerve to think they're better than everyone else. They're cocky narcissistic assholes.
#90 to #54 - yourcomputer
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(07/11/2013) [-]
i happen to know a artist and he is very caring and humble unlike you asshole...
#112 to #54 - balloketchup
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Steve Jobs pursued the touch-screen easy to navigate styles of Apple products after sitting in on an aesthetics class; specifically the professor was teaching on artistic handwriting styles, a seemingly meaningless class. And value is subjective. Art might be meaningless to you (cause you're a whiny cunt), but I can only imagine how much skill is required to paint any of the ones in the content. Also I doubt you'll pass the psych test, being an over-opinionated narcissistic douche.
#116 to #112 - coolcalx
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"Also I doubt you'll pass the psych test, being an over-opinionated narcissistic douche."

I thought that was a requirement?

huehuehue
#172 to #112 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
But he made phones, nothing to do with the actual art of it. He did something useful with it. And I'll pass the psych test don't worry, i'm a pretty good actor. I wont show my true feelings, I know what they want to see and I will show them that. All with a happy smile, they wont know any better.
#110 to #54 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
I'd prefer to have a cop who goes home and paints over an asshole. Don't be a cop. Please? Go be a janitor or something.
Sincerely,
The Human Race.
#66 to #54 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
i am sure they are better then you fag
#188 to #39 - demha
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>cop

>real job

pick one
#199 to #188 - anon
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(07/12/2013) [-]
Oh I get it. You're still going through that immature edgy anti authority phase. Don't worry that'll pass. You'll grow out of it.
#208 to #199 - lolollo
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Buddy, if you're talking about "furthering the human race", then you've dug yourself into a hole. Human race is at a stage where "furthering" it involves doing **** on a global scale. You'd need to cure a disease, or help make life possible on mars if you want an accurate description of "furthered humanity." Being a cop is no more "furthering humanity" that that guy painting pictures because the best you're going to be able to do is make your single city slightly more safe than it would be if you weren't there, and that's only IF you do it right. If you turn out to be a douche, then you'll actually SET IT BACK. If that guy ***** up his art...well so ******* what? It's canvas. The argument doesn't boil down to whose job will "further humanity" more...because the answer is "neither." It's a matter of "I think my job is more important than yours!" which is an incredibly egotistical way of looking at anything......especially if you're going to be a public defender, hopefully intent on proving those "angsty teenagers" wrong when they say all cops are dicks.

-someone currently in training to be an MP

pic somehow related
#211 to #208 - anon
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(07/12/2013) [-]
I will keep my home town safe and that is all I need. Keeping the public safe is a lot more important than painting stupid useless pictures so people can stare at for 5 seconds then feel like they're "cultured". My job is way more important than an artist's.
#212 to #211 - lolollo
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That's what I mean. Whether it's true or not, asserting it is nothing short of douchy, which is an issue when your future vocation is with the public, and involves a stereotype of "all cops are douches."
#200 to #182 - anon
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(07/12/2013) [-]
Every incident has 2 sides. You rarely ever see or hear the police officers side. 2 semesters ago my intro to criminal justice professor showed us a video of this guy in a car chase, gets out, walks away from the cops, then is shot in the back. Looks like he wasn't doing anything. That is the video the news used. THEN she showed us another angle of the same ****. Turns out the guys left side was facing camera 1 while his right side was facing camera 2. In the 2nd video you see the guy had a gun in his hand and was raising it towards an officer. Never judge these things too quickly.
#175 to #32 - froller
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(07/11/2013) [-]
killing himself
#3 - fireprincess
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What happens when I try to draw.
#145 to #3 - Rollerofdouble
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(07/11/2013) [-]
This perfectly sums up how I feel about "Doing" art. Then there's my mum and sister who are almost irritatingly brilliant artists.
#7 to #3 - travismackie
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Wow, that was quick. You got lucky, some people have to wait years to use a reaction pictures... you were able to do it in less than 30 minutes... you deserve an award.
#8 to #7 - fireprincess
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Haha I know. It worked out perfectly.
#43 to #8 - anon
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**** no.That was from the other ******* mother ******* post. www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4676798/beautifully+draw/[greenish-gray]BYE ************* BITCHCUNT[greenish-gray]
#205 to #43 - fireprincess
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That's the point. I saved the pic then was able to use it a few posts later. You're a moron.
#46 to #7 - anon
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Yeah,he's [url deleted] came from stanekb
#45 to #7 - anon
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Don't give him an award,bro.He took it from this: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4676798beautifully+draw/
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#47 - chhwalker
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Just goes to show that no matter who you are, and no matter what you do, somewhere there's an asian, doing better than you.
#92 to #47 - anon
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I understand. I always thought I was somewhat good at art and math in our class...but then there was an asian kid. Topper in every subject; from sports to studies to extra-curriculars.
#11 - anon
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He's a talented replicator but true depth really lies in expression and we haven't been shown that. Wonderful art still.
#14 to #11 - metalmind
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(07/11/2013) [-]
No, modern "art" that is too abstract is not art for me.
#41 to #11 - beardman
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Found the hipster!
#12 to #11 - fuckyouiamcat
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I feel like he was able to put more emotion in the self portraits and the picture of his grandfather, probably because he knew himself and his grandpa. The other pictures seem more distant to the artist and it's reflected in his work.

...did that make any sense at all? I should be sleeping right now.
#13 to #12 - sketchE
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(07/11/2013) [-]
it does. i kind of disagree with the anon however because you see a lot of "art" out there with tons of "expression" and its ****
#80 - impaledsandwich
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Holy cuntballs those are good.
Holy cuntballs those are good.
#9 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
THIS GUY SHOULD MAKE PORN
#181 to #9 - willtheweary ONLINE
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(07/11/2013) [-]
good luck drawing a detailed vagina knowing his profession, hes never seen one before
#115 to #9 - ryuuk ONLINE
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so detailed you can actually see how disappointed their parents are.
#87 - dbjorgo
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Now THIS is art. Not that ******** "the green represents childhood trauma and the elephant dung represents our oppression of the whales."
#168 to #87 - waterbottlemanboy
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(07/11/2013) [-]
I agree, modern art is stupid, I see and understand the appeal, not the popularity. It gives real art a bad name.