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User avatar #1 - Mortuus (07/11/2013) [-]
Why don't we have more people like his father?
#3 to #1 - Rascal (07/11/2013) [-]
Cause sadly the world sucks
User avatar #21 to #1 - nidhugg (07/11/2013) [-]
Because their children doesn't reproduce.
#22 to #21 - Rascal (07/11/2013) [-]
adoption.
User avatar #23 to #22 - nidhugg (07/11/2013) [-]
It's still not the fathers genes
#24 to #23 - Rascal (07/11/2013) [-]
Touché
#16 - realvegzillar (07/11/2013) [-]
Dammit Lori!
#35 to #16 - deminemi (07/11/2013) [-]
I hate lori I just want to rip her 			*******		 skull out.
I hate lori I just want to rip her ******* skull out.
#43 to #35 - praisetalos (07/11/2013) [-]
Carl beat you to it. . . . Well, Carl's bullet that is.
#27 to #16 - AresX (07/11/2013) [-]
That pissed me off so 			*******		 much
That pissed me off so ******* much
User avatar #8 - caelinnis (07/11/2013) [-]
does carl come out in season 4 or something
User avatar #9 to #8 - lovestospoodge (07/11/2013) [-]
Well he sure as **** can't stay in
#32 to #9 - irokk (07/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #12 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
Give that father a medal. What a legend.
User avatar #34 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/11/2013) [-]
My friend was talking to his mom about his little sisters birthday. His mom was saying "Her favourite food is meatloaf, so I'll make that for her" and my friend responded "Speaking of eating meat, I like men".
User avatar #15 - darkangeloffire (07/11/2013) [-]
Honestly, if my son/daughter told me they were gay, I'd just say "Good for you". I don't care who they're with as long as their relationship is fulfilling to them.
User avatar #33 to #15 - sanguinesolitude (07/11/2013) [-]
if i were in a relatioship with your son or daughter i'd be fulfilling them every night
User avatar #48 to #33 - darkangeloffire (07/12/2013) [-]
Indeed you would.
User avatar #2 - CaptalnPlanet (07/11/2013) [-]
GOD DAMNIT LORI YOU WHORE
#36 - zapgod (07/11/2013) [-]
and then hes all like... but im the pitcher?
#14 - Rascal (07/11/2013) [-]
My dad knows I've had about 6 girlfriends by now, and I have had sex with 4 of them, and he still thinks that I'm gay for some reason... Nothing wrong with it just... come on dad :/
User avatar #29 to #14 - dragostarc (07/11/2013) [-]
Maybe because you've got tits.
User avatar #19 - unicornmangina (07/11/2013) [-]
my old babysitters the campest guy you will ever meet but he's amazing when he came out to his family he was incredibly nervous and he gathered everyone his family his friends and came out after stuttering a number of times their response? "we knew that already sean"
#41 to #19 - needmesomebacon (07/11/2013) [-]
MFW my name is Sean
MFW my name is Sean
User avatar #47 to #41 - unicornmangina (07/11/2013) [-]
sean and anon, YOU'RE FABULOUS!!
#45 to #19 - Rascal (07/11/2013) [-]
Pretty much same thing happened to me.

I came out and all my dad said was "Thought so."
#10 - Rascal (07/11/2013) [-]
When I told my parents they didn't believe me and my dad pointed to the blonde girl from the pussycat dolls on tv and said "Would she do it for ya now or what?" I laughed and then pointed to the really buff black guy that came up after her and said no but he would. They still didn't really believe me until I came home from a graduation night party with a huge love bite on my neck and when they asked what was her name, I just laughed and said " Oh dad" and walked out of the room. I LOVE COCKS DAMN IT!

#44 - dashgamer (07/11/2013) [-]
MFW my parents would disown me and refer to me as gay instead of Marine if I told them.
MFW my parents would disown me and refer to me as gay instead of Marine if I told them.
User avatar #7 - akumamika **User deleted account** (07/11/2013) [-]
Me: Mum I'm Bi se-
Mum: I know!
Me: ???
#4 - Rascal (07/11/2013) [-]
I. CAN. BEAT. THAT. I told my parents by inviting my boyfriend over while they were at a dinner with friends. Deciding to ``get it nasty´´ in the livingroom ( not the wisest ), and not hearing the door opening as my parents and their friends came back for a cup of coffe. Gave them a Heart attack and now they always yell out a warning before going in the house. Totally as planned.
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#25 to #4 - chromefile (07/11/2013) [-]
YOU. ARE. A. FAGGOT.
User avatar #30 to #4 - lordcaligula (07/11/2013) [-]
You know most sane people would just use their boyfriend to be at their side to tell them instead of using your boyfriend without telling him anything. That's my plan anyway.
#46 to #4 - fedexman (07/11/2013) [-]
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#20 to #4 - gastrofizzy (07/11/2013) [-]
You know. That is actually a little funny.
User avatar #28 to #20 - toosexyforyou (07/11/2013) [-]
shut the **** up, no it's not
#38 to #4 - ogvind (07/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #42 to #4 - phanact (07/11/2013) [-]
hi twi
User avatar #13 to #4 - Dairycow (07/11/2013) [-]
faggot your parents arent glad they had you
User avatar #18 to #4 - minsheme (07/11/2013) [-]
You should have just hung yourself and left a suicide note saying "I was a huge ******* faggot" and your parents would have shrugged off your death.
#5 to #4 - Rascal (07/11/2013) [-]
fag
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#11 to #4 - FattyMcDoogle (07/11/2013) [-]
You're the difference between a gay person and a faggot.
#6 to #4 - lyestcer (07/11/2013) [-]
That's just rude and disgusting.
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