Eco-friendly Bro. .. Now I want an movie about this massive war underwater where these spiders are roaming around as submarines. Fighting against an army of crabs... soggypancakes
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#6 - announcement
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Now I want an movie about this massive war underwater where these spiders are roaming around as submarines. Fighting against an army of crabs...
Now I want an movie about this massive war underwater where these spiders are roaming around as submarines. Fighting against an army of crabs...
#9 to #6 - threadz
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(07/10/2013) [-]
YES THIS!!
#177 to #6 - kassdesu
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#204 to #6 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
I think that this is what we should've named "trollkrabbe" (Translates to troll Crab in English.) instead of the Lithodes maja crabs. These seriously look like the trolls of crabs.
#60 to #6 - TheTurnbull
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(07/11/2013) [-]
You're pretty easily influenced into wild things, aren't you?
#120 to #6 - BubsyB
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Now I want an movie
Now I want an movie
#59 to #6 - mrcollings
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(07/11/2013) [-]
and then a Mantis Shrimp comes in and goes all Rambo and ***** with everyone.........
#160 to #59 - announcement
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Sorry, but I already cast somebody as Rambo.
Sorry, but I already cast somebody as Rambo.
#202 to #160 - xxmarkusxx
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(07/11/2013) [-]
metal slug ftw!
#194 to #160 - bothemastaofall
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Looks like Howls Moving Crabstle
#191 to #59 - animepsycchosecond
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(07/11/2013) [-]
****** shrimp is death
****** shrimp is destruction
#33 to #6 - gadorian
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(07/10/2013) [-]
more like
more like
#29 to #6 - BuzzyBoy
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(07/10/2013) [-]
the little crab is like
#25 - robodick
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Trying to imagine this spider biting someone and creating some sort of water spiderman...he'd be unstoppable
Trying to imagine this spider biting someone and creating some sort of water spiderman...he'd be unstoppable
#142 to #25 - jacobclabough
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#176 to #142 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Get out
#35 to #25 - elburcho
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(07/10/2013) [-]
like a useful aquaman
#146 to #35 - counterannon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Araquaman
#66 to #35 - vanius **User deleted account**
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#62 to #35 - xXMAQXx
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(07/11/2013) [-]
so basically anyone thats not aquaman
#43 to #35 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Aquaman can fly, is invincible, has super-human strength, can summon a tidal wave from anywhere to anywhere, and can control any aquatic animal telepathically. In a match-up against Spiderman, I'm fairly certain he would win.
#136 to #43 - doubledisme
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(07/11/2013) [-]
of course he'll win against spider man
What kind of super hero's weakness is a gaint shoe?
#63 to #43 - shiphotel
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(07/11/2013) [-]
that would be cool if he actually did most of those thing. he cannot fly on his own, he cannot stay on land for long before dehydrating, he is immune to gunfire but not invincible, he has no control over water that i know of maybe your thinking of mermaid man? and good luck using fish in the middle of the city. get some vicious goldfish to kill him.
#64 to #63 - cshp
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Actually they changed Aquaman's backstory so that he lived on land before he discovered his Atlantian heritage, which removes his dehydration weakness. He actually can control water and in an alternate universe where all of the superheros were evil, he summoned a tidal wave that swallowed all of Europe and killed everyone. His mind control powers are not limited to aquatic life and can be used on humans.   
   
TL;DR Aquaman is a badass
Actually they changed Aquaman's backstory so that he lived on land before he discovered his Atlantian heritage, which removes his dehydration weakness. He actually can control water and in an alternate universe where all of the superheros were evil, he summoned a tidal wave that swallowed all of Europe and killed everyone. His mind control powers are not limited to aquatic life and can be used on humans.

TL;DR Aquaman is a badass
#127 to #64 - madeforquackin
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(07/11/2013) [-]
*Sigh*. Retcons.
#15 - wardd
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(07/10/2013) [-]
our cleaning lady has arachnofobia   
I already told her spiders got bigger when they're vacuumed, so no she's afraid of vacuuming.   
If i her show her this she'll be afraid of water aswell   
I'm going to hell aren't I
our cleaning lady has arachnofobia
I already told her spiders got bigger when they're vacuumed, so no she's afraid of vacuuming.
If i her show her this she'll be afraid of water aswell
I'm going to hell aren't I
#117 to #15 - hybridxproject
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#23 to #15 - wardd
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(07/10/2013) [-]
ohw wow i messed up bad
ohw wow i messed up bad
#31 to #15 - palewolf
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(07/10/2013) [-]
She's not a very good cleaner then, is she?
#30 - thatoldguy
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(07/10/2013) [-]
If we could harness the power of those spider we could build cities underwater.   
   
inb4 ayn rand and magic sea slugs
If we could harness the power of those spider we could build cities underwater.

inb4 ayn rand and magic sea slugs
#34 to #30 - intrepidy
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Somewhere, beyond the sea...somewhere waiting for me.
#36 to #34 - ranzoray
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(07/10/2013) [-]
My lover stands on golden saaaands
#40 to #36 - redfacekid
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(07/11/2013) [-]
And watches the ships, go saaaailin....
#95 to #40 - mettallica
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Would you kindly continue on...
#110 to #95 - malhaloc
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Oh bingle bangle bongle I refuse to go!....
#32 - anon
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(07/10/2013) [-]
they actually do surface for air, what the **** kind of bubble extracts oxygen from the water
#44 to #32 - jessewright
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(07/11/2013) [-]
also said that it doesnt have to that doesnt mean it never does
#38 to #32 - Zen
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(07/11/2013) [-]
that one
#148 - Antwnhs
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(07/11/2013) [-]
This is a sloth






It doesn't do ****.
#159 to #148 - brettyht
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(07/11/2013) [-]
This is the Awesome Fun Turtle.


It doesn't do **** twice as good as a Sloth
#190 to #148 - nighthawxx
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(07/11/2013) [-]
they are still dangerous underwater   
I mean look at it
they are still dangerous underwater
I mean look at it
#149 to #148 - snakefire
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(07/11/2013) [-]
sometimes they mistake their arms for a tree limb and grab on thus falling to their death.
#154 to #148 - hoffmanmanman
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(07/11/2013) [-]
im almost positive that sloths rape everything in there path of destruction
#152 to #148 - fucklestick
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#158 to #148 - barteleiff
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Yes, it kill bitches
Yes, it kill bitches
#55 - IAMLUBER
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(07/11/2013) [-]
WAIT WAIT WAIT.... there's a possibility that we could USE THIS AND MAKE SUITS TO LIVE UNDER WATER.. AND WE'RE STILL NOT? ugh... stupid nature.. Or stupid me. whichever. it's bedtime. I'm done. goodnight.
#2 - kriterion ONLINE
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Now we just need flying spiders so there will be no place to hide.
#10 to #2 - mookiez
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Then, we also need giant space spiders. They don't need oxygen, they can survive the vacuum of space because it's a ******* space spider. There will be no where to hide then.
#48 to #10 - anotherrandombrony
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(07/11/2013) [-]
NOPE, NOPE, NOPE! DREAMS PLAGUED BY GALACTIC SPIDERS.
#205 to #2 - anon
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(07/11/2013) [-]
We've already got jumping spiders and tbh, they don't need to fly, just look at this video... Raining Spiders in Southern Brazil?
#21 to #2 - kasperoster
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Look Up! The Billion-Bug Highway You Can't See This.
#27 to #21 - lavitts
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Yesterday my buddy asked me what superpower I wanted. I told him "Flight". I better call him up and change that.
#57 - madbomber
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(07/11/2013) [-]
only one place a safe haven, space.
#141 to #57 - edzero
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(07/11/2013) [-]
No, the only safe place is the core of the earth...

Oh wait, we would probably have to pass through 46744857 spider caves...

MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
#58 to #57 - raquelian
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(07/11/2013) [-]
did you see Apollo 18?
#67 to #58 - zzzanzitron
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(07/11/2013) [-]
it's moon, not space
#73 to #67 - mercyburris
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(07/11/2013) [-]
the moon is in space
#84 to #73 - vatra
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(07/11/2013) [-]
By that logic the earth is also in space.
#91 to #84 - mercyburris
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(07/11/2013) [-]
thats because it is
#92 to #91 - vatra
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Exactly, so "space" isn't a viable escape solution.
#94 to #92 - mercyburris
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(07/11/2013) [-]
it can be the moon doesn't have atmosphere and an environment on its also very comparability small
also space is pretty big
#96 to #94 - vatra
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Well yeah, I meant like saying space, you're already in it, you'd have to travel pretty extensively (I consider outside earth's atmosphere extensive) for it to be viable, and even then more than likely there is a spider or two on the spaceship.
#97 to #96 - mercyburris
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#99 to #97 - vatra
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#74 to #73 - zzzanzitron
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(07/11/2013) [-]
moon might be in space, but moon isn't space
#100 to #74 - mercyburris
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(07/11/2013) [-]
the rock is inside the volcano but it is not the volcano
therefore it is safe to be on
#101 to #100 - zzzanzitron
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(07/11/2013) [-]
well, it's safe if you don't drop yourself in a volcano crater or lava
#102 to #101 - mercyburris
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(07/11/2013) [-]
then the moon is safe if it is on earth
#103 to #102 - zzzanzitron
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(07/11/2013) [-]
not if the moon struck earth with high velocity
#104 to #103 - mercyburris
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(07/11/2013) [-]
so then the rock inside the volcano is also dangerous at high velocity
#107 to #104 - zzzanzitron
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(07/11/2013) [-]
yes
#50 - maguitox ONLINE
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Not even the ocean is safe from them?!
Not even the ocean is safe from them?!