Sorry. Sorry.. Someone likes Futurama
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#4 - thatguyyoumightno ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
Someone likes Futurama
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User avatar #20 to #6 - AbsentMinded (07/11/2013) [-]
Oh god. YES.
User avatar #24 to #6 - kebabs (07/11/2013) [-]
YOU DO NOT KNOW OUR POWER BRETHREN, GIVE UP THE RESISTANCE AND YOU WILL WE SPARED ELSE YOU WILL HAVE TO SUFFER OUR WRATH!!!
#32 - alekksandar (07/11/2013) [-]
YOU

are worst turk.
#8 - salsawin (07/11/2013) [-]
USA citizen here. I fricking love kebabs, but they are next to impossible to find in the states.
User avatar #10 to #8 - thedarkdefender (07/11/2013) [-]
Come to london!
#33 to #10 - salsawin (07/11/2013) [-]
You have no idea how much I would enjoy that. I haven't had a good Kebab since I lived in southern Spain.
#17 to #8 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
be glad that the people that make kebabs somehow avoided your place up to now.
User avatar #22 to #8 - kebabs (07/11/2013) [-]
Do not worry brethren, we are fighting are way through the stubborn countries, we will spread eveywhere, every corner of the world soon. Have patience dearie.
#1 - ktbmnf (07/10/2013) [-]
i work at a kebab shop. so many faces at night. drunks. stoners. the lot. lots of interesting stories..... thought i'd share

pic unrelated.
#13 to #1 - ptolomeus (07/11/2013) [-]
Go on then, tell us some stories! You can't just say that, and not tell us.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ktbmnf (07/11/2013) [-]
but does everyone want to hear my stories?
User avatar #15 to #14 - ptolomeus (07/11/2013) [-]
Sort of drunk stories? Sure.
User avatar #18 to #15 - ktbmnf (07/11/2013) [-]
ill try green texting this one time.

>1am, summer night, all the drunks
>pumping kebabs out like no tomorrow
>this one guy comes in, orders 5 kebabs, and he is a regular
>pissed as **** , cant even walk straight, or focus for more than 3 seconds
>we start putting 3 of the made kebabs on a bag for him
>he takes the bag and starts to leave
>"Sir! what about your other 2?"
>he looks at me like i suddenly appeared out of thin air
>"what?"
>".... you ordered 4 lamb, and 1 chicken kebabs. you only took 3 lamb, the other 2 are still coming"
>"i dont have the time. they are coming for me"

and just like that, he ran out the door, much to everyones amusment, considering the fact he could only go three feet before stumbling everywhere.

haven't seen him since. usually he would get a kebab for himself every week. but he hasn't shown up since then.
User avatar #21 to #18 - kebabs (07/11/2013) [-]
Kebabs for president!
User avatar #23 to #21 - ktbmnf (07/11/2013) [-]
holy **** . you clever devil. i love kebabs.
User avatar #25 to #23 - kebabs (07/11/2013) [-]
Of course you love it, kebabs is not a thing that you can't love.
User avatar #26 to #25 - ktbmnf (07/11/2013) [-]
yes. you are quite amazing.
#16 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
Uh yeah,
1. that towelhead who murdered a white girl in the UK and mixed the flesh into his kebabs
2. the grand meat scandal in europe, moldy kebabs were stored, sold and used
3. another towelhead in my city who wanked into his shops kebab sauce for like 3-4 years untill he was caught

"sorry, we re open" doesn't quite make it.
#9 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
DUTCH CONTENT ON FUNNYJUNK


SMELL WITH PRIDE
#11 to #9 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
smells like waffles
#2 - gunnyjoe (07/10/2013) [-]
Must..
Remove..
Kebab..
User avatar #3 to #2 - alfjnn (07/11/2013) [-]
Kebab is great, брате.

'Specially iksender.

Волим Иксендер
#5 - include (07/11/2013) [-]
inb4 Canadian Jokes.
#35 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
PLZ
User avatar #34 - vedgetable (07/11/2013) [-]
8/10 times i eat kebab its when im drunk
User avatar #31 - rplix (07/11/2013) [-]
Can someone tell me what a kebab is? I know I could just google it, but I want to know what it is from a person who has had one.
User avatar #36 to #31 - babbylicious (07/17/2013) [-]
A kabab is basically a skewer that has spiced meat and vegetables
User avatar #28 - funnyshirt (07/11/2013) [-]
Is this place in Canada?
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