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Submitted: 07/09/2013
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#186 - ofmiceandmen (07/10/2013) [-]
My girlfriend can't have an ****** . She's never had one before. I'm no slouch when it comes to sex and I could give all my previous partners at least one ****** per time, not her though. Even though I know it's not me it still sucks.

At least she really likes what we do.
#201 to #186 - anonymous (07/16/2013) [-]
My gf never had an ****** from someone other than her own hand before me. You're doing it wrong.
#200 to #186 - anonymous (07/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #196 to #186 - thatguyontheright (07/13/2013) [-]
Find the ****** , should be easy enough to find.
User avatar #197 to #196 - ofmiceandmen (07/13/2013) [-]
I know where her ****** is. Like I said, I know what I'm doing when it comes to sex and I can get her close but it just never happens.
User avatar #198 to #197 - thatguyontheright (07/13/2013) [-]
Foreplay
User avatar #199 to #198 - ofmiceandmen (07/13/2013) [-]
We do lots of foreplay. Like 15 minutes to a half hour hour gradually getting more intense.

Trust me man. You can't give me any tips I don't already know and haven't already tried.
User avatar #179 - tehweave (07/10/2013) [-]
What's that? OP is a virgin?
#178 - kaycie (07/10/2013) [-]
Honestly, you have to be somewhat attracted to someone if you want to 						****					 them.   
It's human instinct, not being shallow.
Honestly, you have to be somewhat attracted to someone if you want to **** them.
It's human instinct, not being shallow.
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#180 to #178 - jjjjhggvf (07/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #177 - pikininja (07/10/2013) [-]
You're Probably Not Really a Nice Guy
#176 - ddoggdiggity (07/10/2013) [-]
hell yeah but dammit it takes some time to find the g spot
#167 - misumena (07/10/2013) [-]
Perhaps being the Last isn't such a bad thing after all
User avatar #165 - carnageboy (07/10/2013) [-]
NICE GUYS
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#155 - KingJessen (07/10/2013) [-]
The guy in the immage looks like Archer
#159 to #155 - darkangeloffire ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
****					 yeah, Archer
**** yeah, Archer
User avatar #154 - thesuperhanz (07/10/2013) [-]
**** the ******* that make these ****** things
#137 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
Says all of the virgins and guys claiming to be friendzoned...
#98 - technobanana (07/10/2013) [-]
I would if my girlfriend would let me do it to hurt more then once, she cums and that is it...
#131 to #98 - diffusion (07/10/2013) [-]
hurt?
hurt?
#134 to #131 - technobanana (07/10/2013) [-]
That gif just summed up my own face when I re read it.. **** her*
User avatar #125 to #98 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
Tell her to see a doctor then because that **** ain't normal.
#127 to #125 - technobanana (07/10/2013) [-]
Why isn't it? she is okay with her one mind boggling shaking ****** so she doen't need two, she has only been having sex and ********* and **** for like a year and a half so she still got allot to learn!
User avatar #183 to #127 - shazzshabam (07/10/2013) [-]
It sounds like she could have Endometriosis, depending on where she feels the pain.
#187 to #183 - technobanana (07/11/2013) [-]
Hit the nail on the head her mother grandmother and bloody aunt have all had it so she will too, but its her clit that hurts nothing else!
User avatar #189 to #187 - shazzshabam (07/11/2013) [-]
Then she needs surgery.
#190 to #189 - technobanana (07/11/2013) [-]
she is 17 you goon she doesn't need surgery yet don't go saying that **** ...
User avatar #192 to #190 - shazzshabam (07/11/2013) [-]
You said she had endometriosis? It's a condition where the cells of the uterus grow outside and around it, where they shouldn't be. During menstrual cycles and after sex, they become inflamed, causing extreme pain. It's nothing to do with her age. They make a small incision and remove the cells from the abdomen. If left, it can cause distortions and scarring causing more pain and possibly infertility. It's not genetic, nobody is born with it.

But since you said it's pain in her ******** , then it's unlikely to be that. I think the problem is you are focusing on the clit and nothing else. The clit has thousands more nerve endings than the head of a penis, so excess stimulation or stimulation given too early can irritate and cause pain, so easy up a tad. There are nerves over the whole area, only zero in on that button when she is completely ready.
#195 to #192 - technobanana (07/11/2013) [-]
I know what it is.....
User avatar #130 to #127 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
Because it doesn't matter how powerful the ****** is, it shouldn't hurt to have more than one, or hurt if you continue to have sex after she had one. I've been having multiple ******* since I was 8 years old and it really isn't supposed to hurt or be uncomfortable bro. It's got nothing to do with age or experience.
User avatar #181 to #130 - thejerseyjenn (07/10/2013) [-]
Actually it can hurt after having one because it's super sensitive after. Too much pleasure can be picked up as pain.
#191 to #181 - technobanana (07/11/2013) [-]
Yup it makes her shudder all over and its so hot but she makes me stop if she embraced it she would enjoy it more...
User avatar #193 to #191 - thejerseyjenn (07/11/2013) [-]
No she wouldn't. If she "embraced it" she would be in agony.
#133 to #130 - technobanana (07/10/2013) [-]
Well I only ever make her cum with my mouth or mah fingers on her clit because she doesn't know how to cum inside, she is 17 and she only started masturbating properly at age 16/17 she used to **** pillows on her clit so I imagine that has something to do with it.... she cums once and she says her clit hurts too much, I can **** her alright after tho!
#160 to #133 - salsawin ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
Most everyone gets really sensitive right after ****** . Cuddle for a bit (5-10 minutes would probably do, but everyone is different) and you should be good to go again.
#188 to #160 - technobanana (07/11/2013) [-]
We usually keep on ******* and i cum and she is fine and doesn't want another one lol
#95 - tmdarby (07/10/2013) [-]
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#85 - granadablashlack (07/10/2013) [-]
I think all of you are mixing up "nice guy" and "hideous virgin who's nice because they have to be". Know the difference!
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User avatar #132 to #85 - Shiny ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
The phrase "nice guys finish last" does, in fact, refer to genuinely nice people.
User avatar #112 to #85 - sabcy (07/10/2013) [-]
I actually follow a gentleman's code of conduct and go out of my way to be courteous to others
#136 to #112 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
You sound like one of my **** friends.He is pretty beta.Time to get thumbed down by offended betas
User avatar #150 to #136 - granadablashlack (07/10/2013) [-]
To be Alpha you need at least some muscles and size, but it mainly comes from standing up for yourself and making yourself heard and not letting people push you around. Alpha is in fact just being a real ******* man!
User avatar #164 to #150 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
yeah but then one needs to know the difference between being an alpha and being a dick
User avatar #168 to #164 - xzynth (07/10/2013) [-]
Dick =/= Alpha, but you can be Alpha and a Dick.
User avatar #171 to #168 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
yeah and how many relationships turn to **** with Alpha being a dick.....or the Alpha Dicks moving on to other girls and the first girl ends up with Beta Bro because he sticks around
User avatar #172 to #171 - xzynth (07/10/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #138 to #136 - sabcy (07/10/2013) [-]
actually, I'm pretty alpha. I'm just not interested in getting a girl at the moment.
User avatar #96 to #85 - tomowrath ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
pretty much what i was gonna say
User avatar #84 - JENNAY (07/10/2013) [-]
Sometimes it's flattering if they finish early >.> then they think you're pretty
#83 - baconslapped (07/10/2013) [-]
**baconslapped rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at Well, that was unexpected ** **** ya we do
#71 - barteleiff (07/10/2013) [-]
I like these comics
#69 - funnyfuuuuuu (07/10/2013) [-]
He looks like Sterling Archer...
He looks like Sterling Archer...
#135 to #69 - thepink (07/10/2013) [-]
I heard archer thread...
I heard archer thread...
#161 to #135 - darkangeloffire ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
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