The Bible. . LOL JUST KIDDING. It's Revelation, not Revelations. I got that wrong in an academic competition and cost our team the match... This is my vendetta. Bible
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User avatar #1 - cdm (07/10/2013) [-]
It's Revelation, not Revelations.

I got that wrong in an academic competition and cost our team the match... This is my vendetta.
#13 to #1 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
I think the sadder thing is that there was an academic competition based on religion
#46 to #13 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
It's even sadder that people discount the importance of religions through our history and current day
#94 to #1 - diegotan (07/10/2013) [-]
I really liked Assassin's Creed: Revelations though.
User avatar #3 to #1 - cutiepyro (07/10/2013) [-]
revelations 2012
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User avatar #128 to #79 - cutiepyro (07/10/2013) [-]
it's like someone took left 4 dead and made the graphics and AI worse
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User avatar #5 to #1 - kabuthefox (07/10/2013) [-]
they really counted that "s" against you? geez
User avatar #82 to #5 - eyeballfrog (07/10/2013) [-]
It's a book title. The academic competitions I've been to nearly always require titles of works to be exactly correct.
#23 to #1 - mrhadrick ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
MFW your comment
MFW your comment
#2 to #1 - SuperSixONE (07/10/2013) [-]
You poor, poor soul...
#4 - infinitereaper (07/10/2013) [-]
Well you can't accuse it of not having an exciting twist at the end.
Well you can't accuse it of not having an exciting twist at the end.
User avatar #75 to #21 - trogdorrules (07/10/2013) [-]
Dammit you beat me to it!
User avatar #11 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/10/2013) [-]
Because it's the Final Battle between Lucifer and God.

Have you read it?
User avatar #91 to #11 - dlman (07/10/2013) [-]
*Between Lucifer and the Archangel Michael
User avatar #92 to #91 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/10/2013) [-]
Ah crap, I confused it with the Armaggedon battle.
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User avatar #14 to #11 - entarasu (07/10/2013) [-]
how can lucifer win vs the one that created angels and the universe
User avatar #15 to #14 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/10/2013) [-]
He doesn't.

Read it, it's pretty brutal and entertaining.
User avatar #16 to #15 - entarasu (07/10/2013) [-]
I like Song of Solomon its my favourite
User avatar #33 to #16 - beerterror (07/10/2013) [-]
Song of Salomon is one hell of a get-laid poem
User avatar #17 to #16 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/10/2013) [-]
Psalms?
User avatar #18 to #17 - entarasu (07/10/2013) [-]
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here you go it is kind of erotic
User avatar #31 to #15 - iamchicken (07/10/2013) [-]
Isn't there a part where the archangel Micheal (whichever way its spelled) ***** up the Beast?
User avatar #28 to #14 - thegamegestapo (07/10/2013) [-]
He lasts like twelve minutes then gets dropped in a lake of magma for all eternity.
User avatar #101 to #28 - comentator (07/10/2013) [-]
He actually gets dropped for 1000 years if I remember correctly.
User avatar #133 to #101 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/11/2013) [-]
Point being he gets wrecked.
User avatar #38 to #11 - Faz (07/10/2013) [-]
******* spoilers dude.
#100 - tailsx ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
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#96 - tmdarby (07/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #52 - zorororonoa (07/10/2013) [-]
Damn, those are badass depictions of God and Jesus
User avatar #88 to #52 - thelordofbutthurt (07/10/2013) [-]
Yeah I thought so too O.O
User avatar #20 - oceanfrank (07/10/2013) [-]
technically all the repented and saved people get lifted into heaven before revelation and all the sinners stay and either die or live long enough to go through a purgatory like sequence (Ok the last part was made up but I feel like it'd be cool if it was something like that).
User avatar #25 - unoriginalaccount (07/10/2013) [-]
I like the idea of Old Testament God.
He's just so ******* bad ass and metal.
"BOW DOWN OR DIE, **** YOU FAGGOT!!!!!"
#39 to #25 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
well, he IS the faggot, a biblic one
User avatar #26 to #25 - thegamegestapo (07/10/2013) [-]
I agree to an extent. You could relate to God in his hardcore early years. When he settled down and had his first kid he turned into a bit of a hippy.
User avatar #27 to #26 - unoriginalaccount (07/10/2013) [-]
Just like in real life.
Hardcore biker overlord becomes world's strictest and responsible dad.
User avatar #32 to #26 - beerterror (07/10/2013) [-]
Read Jung's commentary on the Book of Job.
User avatar #29 to #25 - tormain (07/10/2013) [-]
That's why I like the old pantheons. Greek, Roman, Norse, Egyptian... Those were the **** .
User avatar #30 to #29 - unoriginalaccount (07/10/2013) [-]
************* Zues was a player/rapist
User avatar #10 - ireallylikepotatoe (07/10/2013) [-]
I'm guessing the sins we committed in the old testament had been forgiven. Not the ones we commit during the new testament.
#19 to #10 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
You're wrong.
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User avatar #121 to #44 - mikegarrova (07/10/2013) [-]
Also, the man in the picture is Caracalla, not Marcus Aurelius.
User avatar #60 to #44 - thebritishguy (07/10/2013) [-]
oh penis vaginas, oh well, it's a lovely quote
#130 to #60 - YllekNayr ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
Indeed. Just crop it so the attribution is gone.
#7 - darthtorn (07/10/2013) [-]
Is that Zeus? From a very very very very very obscure comic? I know on the right is Jesus. I think those images came from a comic, where Jesus kicked the Olympian's collective asses.
User avatar #40 to #37 - kievaughnb (07/10/2013) [-]
WHOA WHOA WHOA

Miley Cyrus?
User avatar #41 to #40 - kievaughnb (07/10/2013) [-]
Well I guess I can work with that, I can somewhat shamefully say I'd **** her brains out
User avatar #55 to #41 - bigdthebeast (07/10/2013) [-]
but sasha grey is there
#99 to #37 - censius (07/10/2013) [-]
Sasha Grey will be like "Who do I have to 			****		 to get to Heaven?"   
Then again, she might prefer the company in Hell
Sasha Grey will be like "Who do I have to **** to get to Heaven?"
Then again, she might prefer the company in Hell
User avatar #112 to #37 - suiker (07/10/2013) [-]
Hugh Laurie, John Cleese, Eddie Izzard, Stephen Fry

Can I book now?
#120 to #37 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
Sasha Grey? Hell yeah!
#134 to #37 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
love the pic mate, and the name.
#45 to #37 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
why is Albert Einstein on that list...he was christian...
User avatar #51 to #45 - youngfearless (07/10/2013) [-]
he was a jew, thats why he fled from germany
User avatar #54 to #51 - vos (07/10/2013) [-]
He called himself agnostic, apparently. Wikipedia is your friend.
#68 to #54 - thebritishguy (07/10/2013) [-]
It seems he was a deist from the quotes I've seen and in the God delusion
User avatar #81 to #68 - christmouth (07/10/2013) [-]
If he believes in Spinoza's god, then he's a pantheist, where he believes that the universe is divine, thus he does not believe in a personal god, like the one in the bible.
#110 to #81 - thebritishguy (07/10/2013) [-]
indeed, this is obvious
User avatar #56 to #54 - youngfearless (07/10/2013) [-]
but he was from jewish descent, and was still on the list
User avatar #69 to #56 - thebritishguy (07/10/2013) [-]
he doesn't worship or even believe in God, would he still get into heaven?
User avatar #71 to #69 - thebritishguy (07/10/2013) [-]
*believe in a personal God
User avatar #87 to #37 - fyaq (07/10/2013) [-]
dont forget hitler
User avatar #63 to #37 - majortomcomics (07/10/2013) [-]
Miley Cyrus? Good company? Really?
User avatar #90 to #63 - Johnnychristian (07/10/2013) [-]
I'd imagine, despite the burnt and ripped apart flesh, Miley Cyrus will be in the top 10,000 rapes in hell p:
User avatar #65 to #63 - thebritishguy (07/10/2013) [-]
Think about it, you have to have someone to make fun of and play pranks on
User avatar #66 to #65 - majortomcomics (07/10/2013) [-]
Now I'm thinking about it differently. Thanks.
#42 to #37 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
"good company" lolk
User avatar #43 to #37 - goodguygary (07/10/2013) [-]
imagine Morgan Freeman narrating you getting tortured in the pits of hell.
worth it
#57 to #37 - csa (07/10/2013) [-]
Sasha Grey....
User avatar #74 to #37 - caesarslegion (07/10/2013) [-]
I'll be burned alive on a daily basis, buried in human feces, cut open and eaten alive, tortured beyond comprehension and never be able to die, feeling every prick of pain from the torture, but hell....

At least Ricky Gervais will be right next to me to make a stupid joke.
User avatar #76 to #74 - thebritishguy (07/10/2013) [-]
that's just Catholic mumbo jumbo, in the bible it says a lake of fire, it isn't even scientifically possible anyway Is Hell Possible
User avatar #78 to #76 - caesarslegion (07/10/2013) [-]
>talking about hell
>it isn't scientifically possible


You are just the worst kind of person/
User avatar #95 to #76 - majortomcomics (07/10/2013) [-]
I actually read a lengthy report on why it would be possible, and at what temperature it would have to burn. I forgot what it was, but it was ******* hot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - sirnigga (07/10/2013) [-]
i actually yelled that at bible camp fun time
#73 to #64 - caesarslegion (07/10/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm sure you didn't just sit quietly and suppress the memory of getting felt up by your camp counselor.
Yeah I'm sure you didn't just sit quietly and suppress the memory of getting felt up by your camp counselor.
User avatar #77 to #73 - sirnigga (07/10/2013) [-]
he was like 17 the camp gave him a nickname though his nickname was roofio my cousin and i just called him roofie after seeing the hangover one night the other cabins were haveing a night game involving water baloons and his girlfreind who was a counsuler texted him saying shewas wet funniest night ever scince she didnt get it
#12 - ipostfunny (07/10/2013) [-]
Most epic Jesus I've ever seen
User avatar #80 - xXZeroOutXx (07/10/2013) [-]
I'm angry because religion.
User avatar #8 - robertolee ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
I would definitely play that game
User avatar #49 - arnoldnorris (07/10/2013) [-]
Revelations was written by a crazy guy in a cave...
User avatar #47 - darksideofthebeast (07/10/2013) [-]
I'd rather believe that the dmt that releases in my brain when I die just makes me trip for an eternity.
User avatar #62 to #47 - corso (07/10/2013) [-]
...Wouldn't it just be the last moments of your life?
User avatar #118 to #62 - darksideofthebeast (07/10/2013) [-]
If you have a soul DMT supposedly releases it
So it could be your soul getting released?
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