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England

so you re wailing
ENGLAND
A ( for he aln@ phile
Let' s Flat we Dames l: ' rhea by It " Hewe eta Wt ghee e stilt about
eal: lear' l' t itsall.
WEE? HAHH. WE Foul B MILES.
HES BE HEM HEHE.
ll you Ferne to England to get by en a bunch of stereotypes. outdated
slang. and a bordeline unhealthy obsession with Doctor Who. you are gluing to
get la. igneel at. your beck. of Cgl. ll' SE:. We are very Laking pelite after all
So drop the Fate: teeknee accent (franky. were embarassed for you) are
prepare to take your goddamn tea
Alg% lal"
Shut up Just shut the fuck up goddamn. Do net call anyone "late". Don' t
fucking gel in a pub and ask for a belly: Don' t men think about trying to pass
shit BBC accent as real when we talk ta strangers. And never, under
any circumstances, even think sheet saying "pip pi l
That' s net to say dent talk ta us at all of meme. We' re pretty kindly an the
whole, when we' re net commuting at at any kind of sporting event. Es just that,
as a manta, we unanimously agree that we weed like a pretentious dickhead
when we try ta pretend ta be anything other than the tomtit we are.
Sill] -Nill: HAVE [IN \
Do net yell "Allonsey" at strangers. Do net ask someone we just met if they
cried at Reichenbach. And really, really do net m raking through Colin
Morgan' s bins because that' s fucking creepy. By all means. grit visit St. Bards at
meet up with rent be buddies or whatever, but leave innocent strangers net of it
and due’: fucking disturb .
my three: its
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if the any merrier‘ -yea hasve ta ear patriots pollitical tutti social issues is ‘lint
ycss' where we and Merlin mares fixed" youre gaing re seem] like er. Intime-
STEP mun: went not STUPID
ike, for real? the think we dank know what ankles are? We' all been raised
an a steady diet iv shows, news, fbid, music, politics, and culture,
wheres your only exposure ta Britain is apparently whatever bland Tumble
tandem shit we’ skimmed from the tap of the Mcs drama barrel. Believe it
er not we use wards like "film" and "" interchangable, and we know that
when yell talk about wet pants we don' t mean wet fucking underwear.
Unless we do, in which cm we should probably shut the fuck up.
The only time you will see this is at football games and an
shitty, overpriced [aerial merchandise
AND DON' T BUY THAT. YOU MASSIVE
TOOL.
Ir) rax
You are now ready to not make a huge tit
of yourself in England.
WE HEIOFE.
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