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as a manta, we unanimously agree that we weed like a pretentious dickhead
when we try ta pretend ta be anything other than the tomtit we are.
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when yell talk about wet pants we don' t mean wet ******* underwear.
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****** , overpriced [aerial merchandise
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You are now ready to not make a huge tit
of yourself in England.
WE HEIOFE.
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#51 - kingbulbasaur (07/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Pretty sure this isn't the OP, but you guys sure have some nice 						*******					 architecture. That's the main reason I'd like to visit England.
Pretty sure this isn't the OP, but you guys sure have some nice ******* architecture. That's the main reason I'd like to visit England.
#62 to #51 - vladmir (07/10/2013) [-]
That all depends on where you go...
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#9 - cammacool has deleted their comment [+] (9 replies)
User avatar #10 to #9 - mouthwash (07/10/2013) [-]
For ****** sake, do you want everyone to hate us?
#100 - saintkarlos (07/10/2013) [+] (8 replies)
mfw im welsh... Englands just butt hurt because we have dragons
User avatar #116 to #100 - dzubelyudee ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
And much better-looking sheep.
User avatar #46 - ruebezahl (07/10/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Brits think they got it bad? I think it's nothing compared to anime&manga fans going to Japan and making complete fools of themselves.
User avatar #1 - barbwirepain (07/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
or, do all of these things and piss as many people off as possible
User avatar #6 to #1 - squiresparkle (07/09/2013) [-]
I'm fairly certain if you do that, someone will kill you, and the jury will sympathize with the killer.
#5 - lstimpact (07/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Got it in one!
#25 - Wazzy (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Just you try and stop me
Just you try and stop me
User avatar #192 - thinkwithportals ONLINE (07/10/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Tip for anyone English (or from anywhere in the UK for that matter) when visiting the US:

Come to the United States
Speak
Drown in pussy
User avatar #19 - mymiddleleg (07/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Step 6: Do not under any circumstances call anybody from Wales, Scotland or Ireland English
#200 - thegamegestapo (07/10/2013) [+] (8 replies)
When visiting Scotland

1. Upon arrival you will be granted the title of either "Big Man" or "Wee Man". Do not dispute this. God has been wrong more times than your average Weegie about this classification.
2. The deep fried mars bars are novelty items only.
3. When entering a bakery you will be given two options. Steak pie or Scotch Pie. You do not have the immune system to handle a Scotch pie
4. If you refer to us as English, call whisky "Scotch" or respond in any way to the phrase "Whit you lookin' at?" We reserve the right to flay you alive.
5. We don't care about your Scottish roots except to sell you overpriced tartan.
6. If you ask for your whisky to be mixed with coke then we get the machete out.
User avatar #34 - infinitereaper ONLINE (07/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>Implying I would ever visit England
User avatar #61 to #34 - IllpostThisShit (07/10/2013) [-]
You can keep your ********* tea.
User avatar #54 - AliceZ (07/10/2013) [+] (10 replies)
But I wanted to visit Wales....
User avatar #57 to #54 - huszti (07/10/2013) [-]
i thought it was rather clear that this post is about england.
User avatar #52 - maxillius (07/10/2013) [+] (8 replies)
son of a bitch

my trip to london is next month.

now i don't wanna go
#60 to #52 - IllpostThisShit (07/10/2013) [-]
You'll be fine, providing that you act like yourself and not an Englishman.

Only we have that privilege.
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#165 to #160 - Sneim (07/10/2013) [-]
>mfw none of that happened.
User avatar #181 - rza (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Tips for NYC:
Get the **** out.
User avatar #172 - cwarrider (07/10/2013) [+] (7 replies)
As an American, it pisses me off when people HERE try to be English. Seems particularly common among drama nerds. I just roll my eyes at the fake accents and mannerisms. I had a friend once who was this way with both England AND Japan, and would incessantly act like she was from one or the other. Finally one day I had enough, told her to grow up, and stopped talking to her for good. **** REALLY pisses me off, lol. Same goes for people coming to America. Just because you put on boots and a hat does NOT make you a ******* cowboy, and not all of us from the south sound like dyslexic, inbred *********** with a hard-on for bombing middle eastern countries lol
User avatar #49 - thebestpieever (07/10/2013) [-]
Also, for the love of crap, please walk on the left.
#143 - lilbobalot (07/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When my parents were a bit younger (in about the 80's) they were in the US visiting some friends who were astonished that people from England had technology like tape recorders. They thought that they were so much more advanced and that people from England lived like they do in Downton Abbey...
When my parents were a bit younger (in about the 80's) they were in the US visiting some friends who were astonished that people from England had technology like tape recorders. They thought that they were so much more advanced and that people from England lived like they do in Downton Abbey...
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