Tyrone. . Anti Joke Tyrone FUN FACT: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.. What happens if jew with a boner runs against a wall? He breaks his nose...
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#2 - Cyraxx ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
What happens if jew with a boner runs against a wall?


He breaks his nose...
User avatar #6 to #2 - armoredfish (07/09/2013) [-]
Also works for Asians
#8 to #2 - motherduck (07/10/2013) [-]
Jewish nose erection.
Blood flows to the nose whenever the Jew sees Money or Children.The common Jew will then proceed to suck up Gold,Coins,Money,Children,Goats etc. through their nostrils. Scientists recently discovered that Jews sometimes shove black holes up their noses to increase the sucking power
User avatar #38 to #8 - stardustdragonlord ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
sounds like op
User avatar #60 to #38 - ichbinzweijahrealt (07/10/2013) [-]
*sounds like op's mouth
#16 - betars (07/10/2013) [-]
And those who didn't drown would probably die from the intense heat.
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User avatar #49 to #48 - newforomador (07/10/2013) [-]
I have no idea. I just love Kung Pow.
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User avatar #52 to #50 - newforomador (07/10/2013) [-]
Once again, I don't know. I saved the image because I love Kung Pow, then saw that these images were the same and decided to use it.
#33 to #31 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
My page becomes kill if I try to thumb you up
#4 - ttotheroll (07/09/2013) [-]
ANTI JOKES TIME
> Two fish are in a tank..
- It's an average sized tank, designed to hold aquatic animals.
> If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money.
> Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
A: Because he was hit by a bus.
> How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A: You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.
> If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.
> What's funny about two gays driving off a cliff?
A: Nothing, those two were my friends.
> What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree?
A: A fridge.
> What's red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
> What did the homeless man get for christmas?
A: Nothing.
> A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
> What do an eagle and a mole have in common?
A: They can both fly. Apart from the mole.
> What's green and has wheels?
A: Grass, I lied about the wheels.
> What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
User avatar #17 to #4 - witislimited (07/10/2013) [-]
What did one man say to the other before they both got in the car?
"Get in the car."
User avatar #20 to #4 - mcderper (07/10/2013) [-]
Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a gherkin.
User avatar #29 to #4 - arizonastar (07/10/2013) [-]
lost it at the fridge joke, and then again on the last one.

have a thumb
User avatar #45 to #4 - huszti (07/10/2013) [-]
two corpses were sitting on a wall. one fell down. both are dead.
#30 to #4 - heartlessrobot (07/10/2013) [-]
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What did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the Batmobile?
Robin get in the Batmobile.
What did Batman say to Robin before Robin got out of the Batmobile?
Robin put your pants back on.
User avatar #35 to #4 - wittypotato (07/10/2013) [-]
A horse walks into a bar.
The people, sensing the potential danger in the situation leave the establishment.
#36 to #35 - John Cena (07/10/2013) [-]
ALL MY ******* RAGE. A BAR IS AN INSTITUTION NOT A ******* ESTABLISHMENT!!
User avatar #39 to #36 - wittypotato (07/10/2013) [-]
I never ever thought I would have to tell someone to calm down over an anti joke.
User avatar #7 to #4 - mostlyshits ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
What did the homeless orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
User avatar #11 to #4 - kinda (07/10/2013) [-]
Most of those weren't anti-joke...
#13 to #4 - thebeatlesfan (07/10/2013) [-]
What's worse than dropping a scoop of ice cream?
A: Dropping two scoops of ice cream.
What's worse than dropping two scoops of ice cream?
A: The holocaust
What's worse than the Holocaust?
A: Dropping three scoops of ice cream.
#19 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (07/10/2013) [-]
hfw
#18 - benevolentpsycho (07/10/2013) [-]
Tyrone's bunk mate
#42 - snaresinger (07/10/2013) [-]
I have had this for a very long time and am very glad to be finally using it.
#37 - lyokomaster (07/10/2013) [-]
I read it as elevator first. I was so ******* confused
#51 to #37 - John Cena (07/10/2013) [-]
Get over yourself you cockgobbling "If not repost" faggott!
#61 to #51 - lyokomaster (07/11/2013) [-]
Lol silly anon thinks he's people.
#40 - bobkiller (07/10/2013) [-]
I'm so proud of you.... lightbulb...
I'm so proud of you.... lightbulb...
User avatar #47 to #40 - thedarkestrogue (07/10/2013) [-]
why does that girl look so familiar.
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User avatar #56 to #53 - thedarkestrogue (07/10/2013) [-]
Der. Of course I have. Gasai Yuno for life. I juat forgot the purple haired girl's name.
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#57 to #56 - bobkiller (07/10/2013) [-]
Uryuu Minene (9th)
Uryuu Minene (9th)
User avatar #59 to #57 - thedarkestrogue (07/10/2013) [-]
oh yeah. Now i remember her. I guess i didn't remember her because shes always changing costume. friggin explosive happy psycho.
User avatar #3 - aahrg (07/09/2013) [-]
true fact:

if the entire population of china were to walk past you in a line 7 wide, it would never end because more people would be born than people that walked past you
User avatar #9 to #3 - icecreamonnips (07/10/2013) [-]
7? 7 what?
User avatar #10 to #9 - aahrg (07/10/2013) [-]
7 people
#14 to #3 - creepyunclebob (07/10/2013) [-]
Yeah it would, they'd all be too busy walking past you in a line to reproduce.
#44 - hammarhead (07/10/2013) [-]
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.


How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
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#54 - iridium (07/10/2013) [-]
The average person is about 1/4 of a meter from posterior to anterior. The world is only 40,000 kilometers (40,000,000 meters) wide. That means you can only fit ~160,000,000 from end to end around the equator, and there are 7 billion. I think if you add any more you'd have a bridge of human beings. It might even suspend itself, though that is more conjecture.

There would also probably be a lot of awkward situations.
User avatar #46 - thedarkestrogue (07/10/2013) [-]
How do you make a little girl cry?
You kill her family with a fireaxe.
#5 - John Cena (07/09/2013) [-]
I'm fairly sure that if you can stand on water you won't drown.
#15 to #5 - barrier (07/10/2013) [-]
>implying he ever said they would stand on the water
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