Tyrone. . Anti Joke Tyrone FUN FACT: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.. What happens if jew with a boner runs against a wall? He breaks his nose...
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#2 - Cyraxx (07/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
What happens if jew with a boner runs against a wall?

He breaks his nose...
#4 - ttotheroll (07/09/2013) [+] (11 replies)
> Two fish are in a tank..
- It's an average sized tank, designed to hold aquatic animals.
> If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money.
> Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
A: Because he was hit by a bus.
> How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A: You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.
> If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.
> What's funny about two gays driving off a cliff?
A: Nothing, those two were my friends.
> What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree?
A: A fridge.
> What's red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
> What did the homeless man get for christmas?
A: Nothing.
> A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
> What do an eagle and a mole have in common?
A: They can both fly. Apart from the mole.
> What's green and has wheels?
A: Grass, I lied about the wheels.
> What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
#16 - betars (07/10/2013) [+] (16 replies)
And those who didn't drown would probably die from the intense heat.
#19 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (07/10/2013) [-]
#18 - benevolentpsycho (07/10/2013) [-]
Tyrone's bunk mate
#42 - snaresinger (07/10/2013) [-]
I have had this for a very long time and am very glad to be finally using it.
#37 - lyokomaster (07/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I read it as elevator first. I was so ******* confused
#5 - Ken M (07/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm fairly sure that if you can stand on water you won't drown.
#15 to #5 - barrier (07/10/2013) [-]
>implying he ever said they would stand on the water
#44 - hammarhead (07/10/2013) [-]
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
#40 - bobkiller (07/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I'm so proud of you.... lightbulb...
I'm so proud of you.... lightbulb...
User avatar #3 - aahrg (07/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
true fact:

if the entire population of china were to walk past you in a line 7 wide, it would never end because more people would be born than people that walked past you
#54 - iridium ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
The average person is about 1/4 of a meter from posterior to anterior. The world is only 40,000 kilometers (40,000,000 meters) wide. That means you can only fit ~160,000,000 from end to end around the equator, and there are 7 billion. I think if you add any more you'd have a bridge of human beings. It might even suspend itself, though that is more conjecture.

There would also probably be a lot of awkward situations.
User avatar #46 - thedarkestrogue (07/10/2013) [-]
How do you make a little girl cry?
You kill her family with a fireaxe.
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