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User avatar #5 - bitchplzzz (07/09/2013) [+] (12 replies)
1."I wish you'd stop ******* contradicting me, you ******* twat"
2."I wish the next wish willl go exactly as I want it with no negative sides"
3."I want happiness"

**** you, monkeys paw-ass *****
#3 - improbable ONLINE (07/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #15 - gammajk (07/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Actually, if he had just wished for all the gold but hidden away, and then sold it off slowly, the prices wouldn't collapse because nobody would know about the large supply.
#16 - nachtowl (07/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I don't know much about economics past the basics, and this is probably completely wrong, but if HE gets all the gold, how come the price of gold collapses? If everyone had the gold that would be understandable because since everyone would have it it'd be really common, but since the genie gives it to him alone...how does that **** up the supply/demand? I've probably gone full retard here so excuse my stupidity if you will.
#42 - infinitereaper (07/09/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I've never understood peoples choice in wishes, I mean, in my mind the only choice is to wish to-becometheultimategodrullingoverALLthingseoverALLiofthseinsectswecallhuman!! ,tobecometheallpowerfulMLORDOFDARKNESS-

I mean world peace.
#53 - mogred (07/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
1. I wish for all my wishes to be interpreted by me
2. I wish there were no rules on wishes
3. I wish for 3 more wishes
have fun recreating the world in your own image
#69 - snaresinger (07/09/2013) [-]
Great job reposting an SMBC comic that was literally two days old without giving credit.   
   
Dickhead. Zach Wiener is a god among men and deserves some respect.
Great job reposting an SMBC comic that was literally two days old without giving credit.

Dickhead. Zach Wiener is a god among men and deserves some respect.
#11 - outerfiend (07/09/2013) [+] (8 replies)
1. "i wish i was super smart"   
2. "i wish to win a lottery card"   
3 "i wish you had taste buds in your green asshole"
1. "i wish i was super smart"
2. "i wish to win a lottery card"
3 "i wish you had taste buds in your green asshole"
#1 - teranin ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
#51 - fordun (07/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
1. I wish i was born in 1922 and it is currently 1940.
2.I wish i could only die from natural causes. For example. I can't be shot to death. Run over.
3.I wish i could not be disabled and feel pain above a punch.

I would serve in World War 2, raise kids in the 50s, them be teenagers in the 60s, And retire in the late 80s. And then hopefully die just as everything goes to **** .
User avatar #88 - thewiseass (07/10/2013) [-]
Easy: I wish that the wishes I, [insert full name, place of birth, and date of birth here here], were granted in the most positive aspect possibly imaginable by me, [insert full name, place of birth, and date of birth here].
#39 - heartlessrobot (07/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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WISHES
Omnipotence
Omnitience
A Pecan Pie
User avatar #74 - TheFixer (07/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
its funny because the price of gold dropped pretty recently. not by much like 3% or something
#68 - abachonk (07/09/2013) [-]
1.- I wish for a free lawyer who knows how to deal with genies.
2.- Ask for whatever both wishes to the lawyer
#7 - augustusxxiv (07/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
If I had a genie with three wishes, I wouldn't wish for material values, that only 			*****		 			****		 up.   
   
I'd wish for SUPERPOWERS   
   
1. Ability to turn into anything and anyone   
2. Telekinesis    
3. Super Speed   
   
This is of course under the assumption that I can't wish for more wishes.
If I had a genie with three wishes, I wouldn't wish for material values, that only ***** **** up.

I'd wish for SUPERPOWERS

1. Ability to turn into anything and anyone
2. Telekinesis
3. Super Speed

This is of course under the assumption that I can't wish for more wishes.
#17 to #8 - delivering (07/09/2013) [-]
Or, you could wish for more wish-fulfilling genies.
User avatar #2 - ninjaspartan (07/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think the lightbulb is trying to ask us if we're mad.
User avatar #65 - internetbridgetrol (07/09/2013) [-]
>I wish to break any rule that has ever or will ever exist without any sort of consequence.
>I wish for all my wishes to have a good end result and actual progression
>I wish for the ability to grant my own wishes
User avatar #64 - kaycie (07/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ability to fly at will.
that's all i need
User avatar #63 - Dap (07/09/2013) [-]
Can't wish for more wishes? Wish for more gene lamps.
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