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User avatar #5 - bitchplzzz (07/09/2013) [-]
1."I wish you'd stop ******* contradicting me, you ******* twat"
2."I wish the next wish willl go exactly as I want it with no negative sides"
3."I want happiness"

**** you, monkeys paw-ass *****
User avatar #14 to #5 - huszti (07/09/2013) [-]
"k, you'll get five minutes of happiness"

your move.
User avatar #25 to #14 - RandomAnonGuy (07/09/2013) [-]
2, "Exactly as I want with no negative sides"
"Exactly as I want with no negative sides"
Exactly as I want
User avatar #26 to #25 - huszti (07/09/2013) [-]
he didn't specify how long. he just said "happiness". not "eternal happiness" or "being happy for one year" or whatever.

also he should be grateful that he got five minutes rather than seconds.
User avatar #29 to #26 - RandomAnonGuy (07/09/2013) [-]
I don't think you understand, allow me to reiterate.
Not what the genie wants
Not some random ******* interpretation of his wording.
Exactly. What. He. Wanted.
User avatar #30 to #29 - huszti (07/09/2013) [-]
how's the genie (who obviously has to fulfill the wish) supposed to know what exactly that guy wants without him specifying?
User avatar #31 to #30 - RandomAnonGuy (07/09/2013) [-]
We're talking about entities that can grant wishes of any magnitude, I think we're pretty much ditching normal world rules.
User avatar #32 to #31 - huszti (07/09/2013) [-]
what if the fulfilling of wishes (& hiding in a stupid lamp) are his only abilities?
User avatar #34 to #32 - RandomAnonGuy (07/09/2013) [-]
He's already granted wish 2. Therefore any wish later granted will magically align to what he wanted. Because that's what he wished for.
User avatar #38 to #35 - RandomAnonGuy (07/09/2013) [-]
Damn right I did. Never question me.
User avatar #46 to #38 - bitchplzzz (07/09/2013) [-]
Actually damn, you're right. I should've thought of that...
#79 to #5 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
You didn't say "I wish."
You lose.
User avatar #15 - gammajk (07/09/2013) [-]
Actually, if he had just wished for all the gold but hidden away, and then sold it off slowly, the prices wouldn't collapse because nobody would know about the large supply.
User avatar #75 to #15 - mildmanneredlucas (07/10/2013) [-]
Ten billion tons of gold would be pretty ******* tough to hide.
User avatar #85 to #75 - twi (07/10/2013) [-]
magic, bitch
User avatar #86 to #15 - ofmiceandmen (07/10/2013) [-]
Found the guy that knows what he's talking about.
#60 to #15 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
that, pretty much what they do with diamond
#16 - nachtowl (07/09/2013) [-]
I don't know much about economics past the basics, and this is probably completely wrong, but if HE gets all the gold, how come the price of gold collapses? If everyone had the gold that would be understandable because since everyone would have it it'd be really common, but since the genie gives it to him alone...how does that **** up the supply/demand? I've probably gone full retard here so excuse my stupidity if you will.
User avatar #20 to #16 - lewhisperingeye (07/09/2013) [-]
It's not that he has all of the worlds gold, he asked for 10 billion tons of gold, so now there is 10 billion tons of gold plus whatever we had before that, increasing the supply, which would therefore decrease the demand, decreasing the price until its worthless.

I think
User avatar #24 to #20 - Zeigh ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
That's implying that he sells it all at once.
Just because he has the gold doesn't mean he has to sell it all and there by putting it all on the market.
Look at the diamond market for instance, the greatest reason why diamonds are so overpriced is because large companies withhold their supply to maintain high prices.
#27 to #24 - feragon (07/09/2013) [-]
I was about to compliment your argument with the diamond case, and then I saw you had it, so instead of complimenting your point with further data, I will compliment it full stop.
#59 to #16 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
Because he collapses the market by making gold so common, yet some other people own it. If he owned it all, that's be fine, but he made it SO rare to others, it was too expensive to make a profit for them, therefore creating a crash of profit. He made it so expensive to make a profit, be basically cannot sell it, and therefore owns nothing. Posting as anon because I am bored, my account is thefurryslut so no newfags come along and claim this comment.
#72 to #16 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
this is assuming the gold materialized not that it was transferred to him by taking it from every one else. this is what happened in the middle ages when Spain got all the silver from south america. there was too much silver and it was worth less than before when it was a scarce commodity ******
#42 - infinitereaper (07/09/2013) [-]
I've never understood peoples choice in wishes, I mean, in my mind the only choice is to wish to-becometheultimategodrullingoverALLthingseoverALLiofthseinsectswecallhuman!! ,tobecometheallpowerfulMLORDOFDARKNESS-

I mean world peace.
User avatar #52 to #42 - nexsus ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #57 to #52 - infinitereaper (07/09/2013) [-]
Yeah it's from Another
User avatar #56 to #52 - OptimaTentacle (07/09/2013) [-]
I think it's from Another, a psychological horror anime.
User avatar #78 to #52 - maguitox (07/10/2013) [-]
Chuunibyou Demo Koi ga ****** actually
User avatar #84 to #42 - chiselbit ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
I wish I knew what that pic was from. Nice comment by the way
User avatar #87 to #84 - infinitereaper (07/10/2013) [-]
Another eh... 7.9 out of 10
User avatar #89 to #87 - chiselbit ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
Thanks. I'll have to see about it.
#73 to #42 - fattycattyman (07/10/2013) [-]
My wish would be to become DARKFLAMEMASTAAAH
User avatar #4 to #3 - whatley (07/09/2013) [-]
#69 - snaresinger (07/09/2013) [-]
Great job reposting an SMBC comic that was literally two days old without giving credit.   
Dickhead. Zach Wiener is a god among men and deserves some respect.
Great job reposting an SMBC comic that was literally two days old without giving credit.

Dickhead. Zach Wiener is a god among men and deserves some respect.
#53 - mogred (07/09/2013) [-]
1. I wish for all my wishes to be interpreted by me
2. I wish there were no rules on wishes
3. I wish for 3 more wishes
have fun recreating the world in your own image
#82 to #53 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
He can still twist the first one and **** up the rest.
Technically you did interpret your wish, the genie can interpret it another way still. Specify, mother ****** .
#51 - fordun (07/09/2013) [-]
1. I wish i was born in 1922 and it is currently 1940.
2.I wish i could only die from natural causes. For example. I can't be shot to death. Run over.
3.I wish i could not be disabled and feel pain above a punch.

I would serve in World War 2, raise kids in the 50s, them be teenagers in the 60s, And retire in the late 80s. And then hopefully die just as everything goes to **** .
#80 to #51 - noschool ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
wouldn't the first and third one be counted as two wishes a piece? because in the first one you are wishing for both your birth year and wishing for the current year to change, and for the 3rd one you are wishing for the ability to not feel pain and for the inability to be crippled.
#92 to #80 - fordun (07/10/2013) [-]
I assumed no rules other then the obligatory "No wishing for more wishes".
#98 to #92 - noschool ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
ya, but combining wishes is kinda cheating, i mean if you do it that way you could just say "I wish i was born in 1922, that it is currently 1940, i could only die from natural causes, and i could not be disabled [or] feel pain above a punch" as one big wish and still have two left over.
#111 to #98 - fordun (07/10/2013) [-]
You must be fun at parties.
#11 - outerfiend (07/09/2013) [-]
1. "i wish i was super smart"   
2. "i wish to win a lottery card"   
3 "i wish you had taste buds in your green asshole"
1. "i wish i was super smart"
2. "i wish to win a lottery card"
3 "i wish you had taste buds in your green asshole"
User avatar #19 to #11 - aahrg (07/09/2013) [-]
i don't know about you, but there are tons of free play prizes on the lottery cards where i live, he'd just give you one of those
User avatar #21 to #11 - fierceark ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
1. Congrats, your the smartest person in the world when it comes to snails!
2. Here's a $5 dollar winner.
3. 2 taste buds aren't so bad
User avatar #22 to #21 - outerfiend (07/09/2013) [-]
Ya i should have put more thought in it than i did.
User avatar #12 to #11 - yugzer (07/09/2013) [-]
1. Super smart in comparison to the average American Dimwit, Thusly, not much more than bright.
2. Hands you a lottery card that you've won, the card itself is not a winner, however.
3. Done
#13 to #12 - outerfiend (07/09/2013) [-]
"Super smart in comparison to the average American Dimwit, Thusly, not much more than bright. "
wow is someone a little asshole.
User avatar #90 to #13 - namnori (07/10/2013) [-]
I agree with you, but there are quite a lot of retards.. Like those stereotypical texans that **** their sisters, shoot non christians, blacks and queers, and eat dead squirrels.
#112 to #90 - outerfiend (07/10/2013) [-]
**outerfiend rolled a random image posted in comment #5017608 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** that's called the deep south, we never go to the deep south.
User avatar #18 to #12 - Blargosnarf (07/09/2013) [-]
Well, arguably the Genie has no asshole, so no dice on the third.
User avatar #88 - thewiseass (07/10/2013) [-]
Easy: I wish that the wishes I, [insert full name, place of birth, and date of birth here here], were granted in the most positive aspect possibly imaginable by me, [insert full name, place of birth, and date of birth here].
#39 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
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A Pecan Pie
User avatar #40 to #39 - andovaredoras (07/09/2013) [-]
what is omnitience? google didnt give a clear answer.
User avatar #41 to #40 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
All knowing.
User avatar #43 to #41 - andovaredoras (07/09/2013) [-]
#45 to #39 - dabeats (07/09/2013) [-]
Thumbs for you... Big Deadpool fan
User avatar #74 - TheFixer (07/10/2013) [-]
its funny because the price of gold dropped pretty recently. not by much like 3% or something
#76 to #74 - addictedtomusic (07/10/2013) [-]
3% is a lot for price of gold to drop.
3% is a lot for price of gold to drop.
User avatar #77 to #76 - TheFixer (07/10/2013) [-]
yes i understand this but it could have been worse is what im getting at.
#68 - abachonk (07/09/2013) [-]
1.- I wish for a free lawyer who knows how to deal with genies.
2.- Ask for whatever both wishes to the lawyer
User avatar #2 - ninjaspartan (07/09/2013) [-]
I think the lightbulb is trying to ask us if we're mad.
#6 to #2 - hodhandr (07/09/2013) [-]
It stopped itself before it sunk so deep.
User avatar #54 - Cambro (07/09/2013) [-]
False. The issue is not capitalism, its that the world (US in particular) has ****** capitalists because of their lack of morals.
In capitalism, you must capitalize on opportunities to make more money and more capital. If you have more capital you have more opportunities for even more capital. A man with $200,000 can invest a lot more than the man with $20,000. This means that with a limited supply of currency and other items involved with capital, those with the most capital keep gaining more until there is a shortage everywhere else in society of it. This is what Occupy was talking about with the 1%. The wealthy have begun to obtain all the capital because they have all the capital means to obtain more capital.
How do you fix this? You don't sit on money. Currency (capital or potential capital) should never become idle. The money you are not using should be invested into something that will use the money immediately or be donated to charities. And here is another very important thing: Wealth should not be passed from family member to family member. Do not give your estate to your children, because that capital has then been taken out of the market. Pour all the money back into the market in places you want to see succeed or feel is important. Preferably, these places should help the poor and low middle class. Carnegie, for example, poured his estate into libraries, schools, and hospitals.
The greed of some has really ****** capitalism up for American's. The mortgage crisis was caused by banks passing money to each other. Bailing out banks and cooporations has further ****** things up farther. Those failed businesses did not have their estate reenter the economy and the government/economy absorbed their losses. Capitalism has not failed, our government and banking system has broken the rules and watched the inevitable failure while still clutching their money bags.
#61 to #54 - dwarfman (07/09/2013) [-]
Actually it explained economics rather well, it was using it to explain how dumb certain wishes are. Nice attempted soapbox though.
#104 - yomommabinshoppin (07/10/2013) [-]
I wish that my wishes come out exactly like I want them to
I wish for infinite wishes
I wish to control space
I wish to control time
I wish I could shapeshift parts of me to anything/on command (abilities included)
I wish that I would be capable of shapeshifting me all at once on command
I wish that I can absorb all of the knowledge of the internet without mental problems
I wish I can recall anything stored in my brain at will.

I can now know mostly everything, be anybody, and be anywhere. And most of all, I won't hate me.
User avatar #108 to #104 - AnomynousUser ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
You could turn into a girl for a few days and see what it's like to masturbate as a girl.
#109 to #108 - yomommabinshoppin (07/10/2013) [-]
valid point.
User avatar #103 - RequieminMortis (07/10/2013) [-]
I can't really list my first two wishes, because knowing what I do about genies I try and close every potential loophole; it'd take too long to list them. My third wish, however, would be to possess another genie's lamp, since as far as I know it isn't technically wishing for more wishes.
#105 to #103 - ivelization (07/10/2013) [-]
wish for the genies memory of the last four hours to be wiped so he doesnt remember you made the wishes
User avatar #107 to #105 - RequieminMortis (07/10/2013) [-]
Pretty sure the magic that binds genies would prevent that from working. It'd be easier just to wish for another lamp just to be safe.
#102 - creepyunclebob (07/10/2013) [-]
I wish to live the happiest and most fulfilling life I can live.

I don't need the other two wishes.
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