My Best Thinking Time. and fapping time Other funniez: . HIE]! platinums In ma ' I Body Winning Fake Arguments. More like 'winning previous arguments' thinking in the Shower after masturbating
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#20 - demjimmies (07/09/2013) [-]
More like after you lost an argument.
User avatar #30 to #20 - daniboyi (07/09/2013) [-]
My red zone would be 'Be mad that my parents ended argument with threatening to punish me'
User avatar #5 - blademontane (07/09/2013) [-]
More like 'winning previous arguments'
User avatar #55 to #5 - douthit (07/09/2013) [-]
Yup. That's me.
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#18 - iwishigaveafuck **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #22 to #18 - zakaizer (07/09/2013) [-]
How the hell can you masturbate standing up?
User avatar #23 to #22 - bronybox (07/09/2013) [-]
How can you not?
User avatar #24 to #23 - zakaizer (07/09/2013) [-]
Standing up is just so... Uncomfortable, it just makes it impossible to concentarte on the task at hand
#63 to #24 - umppis (07/10/2013) [-]
oh jeesus... a masturbatory pun... have a thumb
User avatar #73 to #63 - zakaizer (07/10/2013) [-]
Wow, I didn't even reallly know I'd done that, good spot.
User avatar #49 to #22 - bighairyfart (07/09/2013) [-]
I used to do it, but I always just laid down. I don't fap in the shower anymore because it always take too long, makes my arm sore, & worst of all, gets caught in my pubes/leg hair, no matter how long I try to clean it out.
User avatar #50 to #49 - zakaizer (07/09/2013) [-]
Same here, it's just not worth the effort

Also, howdy again
User avatar #59 to #50 - joehue (07/10/2013) [-]
Shower time, best time, man.
Water and other bodily products lube you up, use one hand for jerking and the other for a mobile device filled to the brim with porn. The best part? You don't need to clean up! It all goes down the drain!

Well, sorta, sometimes it gets stuck on the floor every now and then.
#57 to #18 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
It takes me like an hour to get off while standing, so no.
#27 - bronybox (07/09/2013) [-]
We were all thinking it anyway.
#19 - sierramistfourteen (07/09/2013) [-]
and pissing yourself
and pissing yourself
#25 - gadgetzan (07/09/2013) [-]
Sometimes I have a imaginary argument with someone so bad that I start actually feeling annoyed or really angry toward that person. Then I realize that's ******* nuts and I scare myself some times
#38 to #25 - kaycie (07/09/2013) [-]
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#52 - redwindow (07/09/2013) [-]
tru story
User avatar #58 to #52 - TheFixer (07/10/2013) [-]
the green should be thinking about the big questions in life who are we? why are we here?
User avatar #66 to #58 - temporalguardian (07/10/2013) [-]
So what you're saying is that you sometimes wonder why we're here.
#43 - cuppycakechick (07/09/2013) [-]
I spend most of my shower sessions singing my little heart out
I spend most of my shower sessions singing my little heart out
User avatar #34 - darkangeloffire (07/09/2013) [-]
I do top ten lists.
#10 - jvcjvc (07/09/2013) [-]
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Strange prison you live in OP
#74 to #54 - jvcjvc (07/10/2013) [-]
I was so busy replying that i forgot to cut it shorter in paint
User avatar #75 to #74 - certifiedidiot (07/10/2013) [-]
I honestly don't mind, there are so few chances to use ''white space'' gifs and jpgs now a days and my favorite by far was always Kramer slowly driving along the highway with a bucket of black paint taking care of all the white lines.

so honestly, thank you.
#76 to #75 - jvcjvc (07/10/2013) [-]
Haha, you are welcome then.
#37 to #10 - mvtjets ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
#17 - Enternal ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
Anyone here ever had an argument in your head and lost it?

feels bad man....
#32 - holyjebus (07/09/2013) [-]
I showed this to my GF and she was all like


"wtf u mean by winning fake arguments? are you talking to yourself in there about stuff that isnt happening?"


now i feel like a psyco...
#11 - ubnub (07/09/2013) [-]
smeagul always loses
#31 to #11 - spasticpuppet (07/09/2013) [-]
"Smeagul"?
#3 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (07/09/2013) [-]
Hoping this guy is not on the other side of the curtains.
Hoping this guy is not on the other side of the curtains.
User avatar #13 to #3 - Kairyuka (07/09/2013) [-]
Source on that gif?
User avatar #44 - tarekmig (07/09/2013) [-]
I masturbate.
User avatar #26 - fallenstar (07/09/2013) [-]
i was expecting the green to be thinking about life
#60 - archiferd (07/10/2013) [-]
Actually I have conversations in my head with talkshow hosts.

Most of the time its Ellen.

I'm not insane.
User avatar #48 - mtflyer (07/09/2013) [-]
The green one should be "Masturbating"
User avatar #64 to #48 - mcswoof (07/10/2013) [-]
Dammit you beat me to it.
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#71 to #70 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up and go away.
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