Teacher got it wrong. . In the third grade, our teacher, said, "Quit staring nut the window, because when yam grew up, He will pay yen he sit there and just lea
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Teacher got it wrong

In the third grade, our teacher,
said, "Quit staring nut the window,
because when yam grew up, He
will pay yen he sit there and
just leak out the winder"..
Guess I showed her KRE .n.
Jain the fun people at trims/ ,
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#1 - flixoe (07/08/2013) [-]
I don't think you've considered this though.
User avatar #37 to #1 - arstya (07/09/2013) [-]
I thought you were a ****** , if that counts.

I'm just kidding, you're a beautiful monkey.
#54 to #53 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
*********** BITCH ASS ***** I'LL SHOVE A HTC GALAXY NEXUS UP YOUR VAGINAL ANUS FAGGOT FITE ME BITCH. I'M GONNA CUM IN YOUR MOM'S PUSSY AND DRINK IT OUT OF HER WHILE FISTING HER ANUS. I'LL **** HER EYES AFTERWARDS UNTIL I REACH HER GREY MATTER. I'LL CUM INSIDE HER BRAIN AND EAT HER TITS FOR DINNER BITCH
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User avatar #57 to #56 - welfarekid (07/09/2013) [-]
Be either and I saw a tranny ******* a decapitated horse head.
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#58 to #57 - sircollinshaw **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#61 to #58 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
> ******* your sis in a gangbang

That's hot

Though everything I wrote up there is truly erotic to me. ******* a friend's mom and cumming inside her, in every single orifice, is erotic and sexually thrilling, imho. Oh and yes, shoving a phone in her ass while it's vibrating is awesome too.
User avatar #59 to #58 - welfarekid (07/09/2013) [-]
I didn't do it willingly, I was forced :'(
It was kind of like rape. eye rape
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User avatar #64 to #63 - welfarekid (07/09/2013) [-]
NSA sircollinshaw rape marijuana cocaine drugs edward snowden nukes nuclear al quaeda
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#97 to #67 - lordtwothreeseven (07/09/2013) [-]
this whole thread
#72 to #63 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
DOUBLESEX
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#95 to #54 - maharaja has deleted their comment [-]
#98 to #95 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
I hate indians, you faggot.
Stop breeding your ugly ass people
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#112 to #107 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
It's funny because no one really likes you.
#19 - golbot (07/09/2013) [-]
These pilots took their teachers advice too seriously.
#20 to #19 - funnygiggles (07/09/2013) [-]
LOL
#31 to #20 - logickid (07/09/2013) [-]
LOL   
   
XD
LOL

XD
User avatar #42 to #31 - outerfiend (07/09/2013) [-]
do people not get you are making fun of him?
#128 to #31 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
The "XD" makes this have 27 more thumbs than the simple "LOL"

>Funnyjunk logic
#126 to #20 - funnygiggles (07/10/2013) [-]
holy **** , so much hate
#36 to #19 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
too soon, ****** ... Too soon.
#22 - crazyolitis (07/09/2013) [-]
If you didn't look out of the window, you could have flown a spaceship.
If you didn't look out of the window, you could have flown a spaceship.
#52 to #22 - linkheros (07/09/2013) [-]
i love the gifs with that cat in it so much
#30 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (07/09/2013) [-]
<--- teacher's face when she finds out
<--- teacher's face when she finds out
User avatar #29 - irhaddy (07/09/2013) [-]
They don't just look out of windows, they push buttons and manage the controls. Looks like he proved his parents wrong too.
#32 to #29 - itsbendingtime (07/09/2013) [-]
>turn on engines
>accelerate
>pull back joystick to take off
>turn on autopilot
>stare out window for remainder of journey
User avatar #44 to #32 - jacksipian (07/09/2013) [-]
you forgot about landing
User avatar #121 to #44 - irhaddy (07/10/2013) [-]
A lot of planes can land with autopilot now. Even some older planes have new technology fitted to them.
User avatar #122 to #121 - jacksipian (07/10/2013) [-]
really? i always thought that was one of the things autopilot couldnt doo
User avatar #123 to #122 - irhaddy (07/10/2013) [-]
It's still pretty new, I'm not sure if it's a fully automated landing, I think they still have to apply reverse thrust and stuff but everything now is virtually automated.
User avatar #124 to #123 - jacksipian (07/10/2013) [-]
interesting... i never knew that before, thank you for educating me
#6 - NigJames (07/09/2013) [-]
because knowing how to fly a plane, and looking out a window are the exact same thing.
because knowing how to fly a plane, and looking out a window are the exact same thing.
User avatar #119 to #6 - zenagirl (07/09/2013) [-]
Actually all pilots do is participate in Landing and Takeoff, not flying to the actual destination in anyway unless they have to avoid restricted airspace for some unexpected reason.
#21 to #6 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
He's the one who flies the plane. I'd say he has a better idea of what it's like than you do.
******* .
#69 to #21 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
" ******* "
#27 to #21 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
umad?
#40 to #6 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
Modern planes practically fly themselves, you pass the classes and you practically get paid to sit there and hey! Look out the windo.
User avatar #7 to #6 - articulate (07/09/2013) [-]
Pilots really don't do much. It's mostly automatic.

I am talking about commercial airlines.
#11 to #7 - icameforthepron (07/09/2013) [-]
as someone who knows commercial airline pilots. This is wholly FALSE
as someone who knows commercial airline pilots. This is wholly FALSE
#17 to #11 - zinton (07/09/2013) [-]
As some one who has commercial airline captains as parents I can say that what takes up most of their time is all the paper work and little 'flying' is actually involved. And by flying I mean take off and landing although some airports have auto landing systems now like SFO.
User avatar #18 to #17 - icameforthepron (07/09/2013) [-]
My father is also a pilot (not something I like to admit off the bat) and yes paperwork for actually doing the flying is the major part of the job.

However adjusting flight controls during the flight is part of the job as well.

I've been in the sim watching my dad take a Requal before. Pilots have to make sure stuff sticks to the flight plan. We're not even discussing tricky flight either cause there are some bad airports to fly to that take some skilled pilots.
User avatar #55 to #17 - andiminius (07/09/2013) [-]
Pilot reporting in, here. **** you. You have know idea how much studying and practicing we go through to be qualified for what we do. I officially recruit you to do what I do for a day. I'd like to see how many people you kill.
User avatar #88 to #55 - RisenLichen (07/09/2013) [-]
What I think he means is you don't actually steer the plane but the automated system does the actual flying. I would assume the pilot would still have to make sure everything is regulated, but like I said, I think he meant the auto pilot does the actual flying and the pilot does everything else.
User avatar #80 to #55 - daentraya (07/09/2013) [-]
I understand how much qualification and skill is needed. It is the pilots who take over whenever something is not going as usual, and in case of any emergency, the one who saves all their asses. But flying commercial airplanes is safe, so it's probably standard procedure most of the time
#68 to #55 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
Training? You mean flight simulator?
User avatar #70 to #68 - andiminius (07/09/2013) [-]
No, you **** head. Day 1 you get strapped into the left seat with an instructor in the right. Real plane, real danger. Real skill.
#109 to #70 - findtheninja (07/09/2013) [-]
there is a place at my airport where they do that. did it for my 16th birthday. i did takeoff and the only thing i didn't do was the floor pedals, which we didn't use that often.  i was a Cessna, no real 747 or anything, but the concept is the same. its easier than driving a car.   
   
.gif largely unrelated
there is a place at my airport where they do that. did it for my 16th birthday. i did takeoff and the only thing i didn't do was the floor pedals, which we didn't use that often. i was a Cessna, no real 747 or anything, but the concept is the same. its easier than driving a car.

.gif largely unrelated
User avatar #125 to #109 - andiminius (07/10/2013) [-]
Takeoff is one of the easiest phases of flight. Now, what's the proper procedure for approach, landing, recovery from a stall/spin and can you cross-reference all flight instruments at a glance? What radio frequency are you on, how do you refer to them, what is your request and what is the proper terminology? Will you be able to comply with their commands? Are you being assigned a different runway then you planned for? Is it long enough? You'll have to compute a new landing distance based on the new relative surface wind conditions to find out. What level should you fly pattern at or what is the proper approach plate to use? What are your approach speeds and do you have enough fuel to comply with a hold? Anybody can control a plane in cruise flight. It doesn't take a genius to know how to roll left and right, that forward is down and back is up. Any video gamer knows that. But how do you apply that knowledge to perform necessary maneuvers and land the aircraft? That's 3% of what we do in the air.
#127 to #125 - findtheninja (07/10/2013) [-]
the dials were self explanatory, the whole communication with the tower was easy because all we needed to do was request takeoff and landing and know what  to call the plane (November Julia foxtrot) and he offered to let me land but said if i ducked up i paid for the plane, which i cant afford. either way, you missed my point. you said day one real danger, blah blah blah, and i did that.    
   
you want another gif? sure you want another gif....
the dials were self explanatory, the whole communication with the tower was easy because all we needed to do was request takeoff and landing and know what to call the plane (November Julia foxtrot) and he offered to let me land but said if i ducked up i paid for the plane, which i cant afford. either way, you missed my point. you said day one real danger, blah blah blah, and i did that.

you want another gif? sure you want another gif....
User avatar #12 to #11 - articulate (07/09/2013) [-]
Hey, think you can give me a lift sometime?
User avatar #13 to #12 - icameforthepron (07/09/2013) [-]
I said I know some, not that I am one.
User avatar #14 to #13 - articulate (07/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, so?
User avatar #9 to #7 - NigJames (07/09/2013) [-]
so what you are saying is that if something malfunctions they don't do much? And the plane will land/fly itself to safety? huh.
User avatar #10 to #9 - articulate (07/09/2013) [-]
I'm saying there's little they could do in that situation. Sure, a random person can't just fly a plane, but it's not like it's rocket science.
#33 to #6 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
It is if you plan to not land. Like many "pilots" these days.
#66 to #33 - blakhawk (07/09/2013) [-]
Auto pilots like Otto do a lot more than just fly.
#76 to #66 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
Yes. He inflates.
#102 - meuk (07/09/2013) [-]
gawl i showed my teacher good
User avatar #3 - missrainbowdash (07/09/2013) [-]
funsubstance dot cawm sounds like a place to buy cocaine online.
#25 - Happiness (07/09/2013) [-]
Why don't estate agents look out the window in the morning? Because then there'd be nothing to do in the afternoon
#62 - epowers (07/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#51 - philliyoMLB (07/09/2013) [-]
And look what you did asshole.
#60 to #51 - blakhawk (07/09/2013) [-]
Thanks Obama
#104 - seemerollin (07/09/2013) [-]
And heres the $1000 dollars to prove it.
#45 - bille (07/09/2013) [-]
Well, you are not just looking out the window. You are doing all kinds of awesome pilot stuff as well
#50 to #45 - amuro (07/09/2013) [-]
Screwing waitresses and been an active part of the HM club, for example
User avatar #73 to #50 - JesuschristofAZ (07/09/2013) [-]
Flying used to be so much classier in the 60's, even with all the alcoholic pilots ******* the brains out of stewardesses mid-flight.

User avatar #35 - pintorocket (07/09/2013) [-]
I expected you to work at the drive-thru of a McDonald's.
#23 - optimussum (07/09/2013) [-]
Windows are a key part of life
Windows are a key part of life
User avatar #49 - viscerys (07/09/2013) [-]
No one will pay you for staring a teacher, writing things down either.
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