Date me ok. . Park: of Dating no hang I' m funny We near a plaza restaurant. I'm all those things...even the pizza one...
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Park: of Dating no
hang
I' m funny
We near a plaza restaurant
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Submitted: 07/08/2013
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User avatar #9 - xmonke (07/09/2013) [+] (39 replies)
I'm all those things...even the pizza one...
#19 to #18 - xmonke (07/09/2013) [-]
Forever and always.
#6 - jlpeters (07/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You had me at "Date me"
User avatar #7 - ichooseslowpoke (07/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Who pays for the pizza?
#22 to #7 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
The woman, of course. Because, you know, they're all strong, independent, and liberated.
#3 - wardd (07/08/2013) [-]
Good enough for me
User avatar #74 - xgeneration ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
Reason to date me.
1.please
2.1
3.2
4.3
5.4
#5 - starblood (07/08/2013) [-]
The lightbulb is classy as 						****
The lightbulb is classy as ****
#49 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (07/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
And I have a killer 'stache.
#1 - anonymous (07/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
To the "To the frontpage comments!"
#4 to #1 - mayormilkman (07/08/2013) [-]
BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO!
BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO!
#25 - lissblizz (07/09/2013) [+] (18 replies)
this is probably one of the most accurate posts i can relate to. **** me
#139 - imonaboatman (07/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Perks of dating me:   
- I think I'm goddamned hilarious   
- I have inconceivably gorgeous blue  eyes   
- I make my own sandwiches because I'm not a lazy douche   
- We can watch Supernatural together all day and eat pizza
Perks of dating me:
- I think I'm goddamned hilarious
- I have inconceivably gorgeous blue eyes
- I make my own sandwiches because I'm not a lazy douche
- We can watch Supernatural together all day and eat pizza
#68 - blizzeh (07/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I live near a supermarket, a pizza place, a burger joint and a baker. Where da women at?
#61 - xxbutthurtxx (07/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Don't be sad bro!   
One day you will be a pretty princess like me.
Don't be sad bro!
One day you will be a pretty princess like me.
User avatar #137 - payseht (07/09/2013) [-]
Perls of dating me:

1. You'll be the funny one in the relationship
2. You'll be the attractive one
3. You'll be the smart one
4. You'll be the more popular one, since I have exactly 0 friends
5. I'm an alcoholic and a smoker, so you'll be the healthier one
6. I'm desperate for affection so you can always come back if you feel lonely whatever you did to leave in the first place
7. I dropped out of two colleges, so you'll be the more successful one

jesus christ...
#66 - SergeantPWN (07/09/2013) [-]
I'm AT the pizza place! Why aren't I rolling in dough? Oh wait, I am.

Sorry.
#198 - thisisboring (07/09/2013) [-]
perks  of dating me:   
   
I won't tell your boyfriend/husband
perks of dating me:

I won't tell your boyfriend/husband
#118 - guamguy (07/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Perks:

1) Stealth: You are 20% harder to detect when sneaking
#114 - pimpinboobnugget (07/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Perks of dating me.
- I am a millionaire
- I have a great car
- I live in a manor
- I'm batman
User avatar #82 - bobodevetjedan (07/09/2013) [+] (10 replies)
pls respond
User avatar #168 - welfarekid (07/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Perks to dating me.
I have an extensive lego collection
I can cook very well.
Dat Grammar and articulate vocabulary.
I party.
I have a truck, with gas. (its and Avalanche Z71, year is non important, they all have the same body style amirite?)
I will do sex to you
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