Late For Work. A joke an old friend of mine told me.. Mother of Sir, what' s so important that causes you to drive so fast? Well, Officer. I' m late for work, I
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Late For Work

A joke an old friend of mine told me.

Mother of
Sir, what' s so important that
causes you to drive so fast?
Well, Officer. I' m
late for work, I have
a very important
jab at the asshole
stretching factory
What the hall does one do at an
asshole stretching factory?
Okay, what happens is this: We get a
shipment of assholes and we stretch
them. We put one finger in until it fits
nicely, then we go to 2 fingers. We keep
going until we can get a whole fist in.
Then we have a device that stretches it to
my to 6 feet.
What the hell? What do you do with
a 6 foot asshole?
Most people throw them in a police
car behind a
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Submitted: 07/08/2013
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User avatar #6 - tabarzins (07/08/2013) [+] (18 replies)
I don't see why people hate hidden cops so much.
User avatar #10 to #6 - rawrbowwow (07/08/2013) [-]
No one likes a camper.
#5 - MrFantasmo (07/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#1 - sandez (07/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #26 - Sockopolis (07/09/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Let me get this straight

When the policeman does his job, which ranges from taking down gang members or just the average drunk redneck with a shotgun, to pulling your self-entitled ass over for speeding, he is a ****** person and you hate him.
But when he doesnt do his job, he is a ****** person and you hate him.
The general population is a dick.

#2 - radiohazard (07/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#24 - dickticklerluv ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
Police have feelings too
#39 - AnAnon (07/09/2013) [-]
#45 - Dap (07/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#49 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
And then he got arrested.
#47 - stigman **User deleted account** (07/09/2013) [-]
#52 - tynerd (07/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**tynerd rolled a random image posted in comment #5016024 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** This image is my new profile pic if it's hitler related
#56 to #52 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
I think it's pretty Hitler related.
#81 - cazabrow ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
oh **** it's the pigs...
User avatar #51 - aeric (07/09/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Another one is:

Woman gets pulled over by a cop in Oregon.

Cop: Whats the hurry?
Woman: Sorry, i'm late for the Oregon police ball.
Cop: I didn't know the Oregon police had balls-

With a defeated look on his face he walks back to his car and drives away.
#30 - wehavecandy (07/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#3 - radiohazard (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #46 - Katzie (07/09/2013) [-]
I'm trying to figure out why this is thumbed up. It's a guy just being a douchebag with a really overdone and old joke.
Must be dickbutt
#13 - thatscrewedupkid (07/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
get with the times
#32 to #25 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
lick doorknobs
User avatar #40 - breadmolester (07/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
im just throwing this out there, in Canada, if cops hide behind something they get in huge amounts of **** . they have to be visible to the traffic. if not its entrapment.
User avatar #34 - oceanfrank (07/09/2013) [-]
Lol. Love how the cop plays along. Try this on an actual cop he'll just say some **** like, "save it, i dont got time to hear what kind of job you got."
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