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#90 - datsheriff (07/08/2013) [-]
I'm so sorry.
User avatar #208 to #90 - bowlerpipe (07/09/2013) [-]
don't be, we all have a little nazi inside us :=) 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
#258 to #3 - frets (07/14/2013) [-]
That note spells out "eyMM"
I-I... don't understand...
User avatar #259 to #258 - yiffcario ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Actually it says Ass
User avatar #260 to #259 - frets (07/25/2013) [-]
oh ok
#170 to #3 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
My want for the Jane the dragoness sleeve from bad dragon just skyrocketed.
User avatar #133 to #3 - twi (07/08/2013) [-]
that's a sexy dragon
User avatar #28 to #3 - dragonfucker (07/08/2013) [-]
I like where this is going.
#36 to #4 - sagedivinity (07/08/2013) [-]
Thus was the birth of Crossbreed Priscilla.
#87 to #36 - anon (07/08/2013) [-]
Fluffy tail!!
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User avatar #144 to #142 - createdjustnow (07/08/2013) [-]
people do enjoy ponies
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#91 - thecharliesheen (07/08/2013) [-]
I'm happy Shadowmere was difficult to kill. I had some directional controlling issues.
User avatar #252 to #91 - maltionthefurry (07/09/2013) [-]
Mmkay. Well, I'mma go do that. Have a nice day.
User avatar #253 to #252 - thecharliesheen (07/09/2013) [-]
And you as well.
User avatar #220 to #91 - maltionthefurry (07/09/2013) [-]
My first time 'round playing Skyrim, I killed Shadowmere in a matter of minutes. I was just running up a mountani on Shadowmere, then I hit an invisible wall so I turn around and start running, I was going a bit too fast so he just essentially jumped off and after a few hundred foot drop, he died. I am a terrible owner.
#221 to #220 - thecharliesheen (07/09/2013) [-]
I did that more times than should really be acceptable. Every time I resurrected him, he just glared at me with his glowering, blood red eyes, and his look said "Why? Why do you keep doing this?"
User avatar #222 to #221 - maltionthefurry (07/09/2013) [-]
Hahaha I can imagine that. Right now I'm playing it on my 360 since recently I got the Dragonborn DLC (I'm regretting it, I want the Dawnguard DLC for the Dragonbone weapons T.T) and I decided to fast travel back to Riverwood to store the dragonbones I've been keeping all game. the 100th dragon to attack Riverwood is now dead, I absorbed his soul, but his skeleton is just laying on his back, wings spread, and eyes piercing my soul. I almost feel bad.
User avatar #225 to #222 - thecharliesheen (07/09/2013) [-]
You want to feel really, really bad while laughing really, really hard? Find those kids that live in Riverwood, and then shoot a fireball at the Dragon skeleton, and that skeleton will go ******* FLYING at them.
User avatar #227 to #225 - maltionthefurry (07/09/2013) [-]
Oh I know, I've done that multiple times. The first time I did it was at one of the dragon peaks/mountains. I flung him off the side, his head collided with a tree, and he continued to fly along as he spun at a stupidly fast rate. Also while I was going through Blackreach (That stupid crimson nirnroot place) I had to fight a Dwarven Centurion. Just before I killed him, He spun his hammer at me horizontally, then I hit him with my sword, killed him, and then he just spun around until he fell over and hit the ground.
User avatar #228 to #227 - thecharliesheen (07/09/2013) [-]
You ever gone troll bowling? It's the best sport Skyrim has to offer.
User avatar #230 to #228 - maltionthefurry (07/09/2013) [-]
Never heard of it. What is that?
User avatar #233 to #230 - thecharliesheen (07/09/2013) [-]
You know that troll that chases you up High Hrothgar? Have him chase you to the very top of the mountain, as high as he can get. Then, position him just right so he's facing off the highest ledge. Then Fus him off, and see how long it takes him to land, and see how far from the mountain he is. It's pretty great.
If you have a computer, you can also go cheesewheel bowling.
User avatar #234 to #233 - maltionthefurry (07/09/2013) [-]
Heh, I might do that if he respawns. But that troll wasn't even a challenge for me. i did alot of side quests so my main combat skills were up. Well, main for me. I'm doing a female orc warrior. She usually only uses two handed weapons, just rushes in and kills everything but as I progressed through I'm making her occasionally go stealthy in dungeons to easily eliminate Draugr and such. To make it extra fun, I'm playing on master difficulty (Legendary just raises their health to high rather than actually increasing the difficulty beyond master) and just to show the world how attractive female orcs can be, I never put a helmet on her. c:
User avatar #236 to #234 - thecharliesheen (07/09/2013) [-]
Some of the Orc ladies aren't half bad, like the one in the camp where you do the mission for Malacath. I think her name was "Shel" or 'Shele' or something like that. She was actually really pretty.
User avatar #237 to #236 - maltionthefurry (07/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, though I dont like how the PC mods do NOTHING for orc female faces. Its just everything but them. I guess it'd be hard to work with the tusks and such. I mean it is really difficult to make an attractive female orc on your own.
User avatar #239 to #237 - thecharliesheen (07/09/2013) [-]
It's the same with the Khajiits. I tried making a pretty Khajiit one time, and needless to say it didn't really work well. The eyes are cool, but that's about as far as the mods can go. I ended up just making a guy that looked like a white tiger and I named him Butterfly Princess.
User avatar #241 to #239 - maltionthefurry (07/09/2013) [-]
Nice. I gave my orc a rather oriental hairstyle, the bun in the back with two chopsticks going through. I found it the most appropriate. Well, not really but whatever. I just got 100 smithing and I didn't even save a perk point for dragonbone smithing... Sigh
User avatar #242 to #241 - thecharliesheen (07/09/2013) [-]
I used that one when I made my orc as well. It was my favorite out of all the hairstyles. I never really liked the Dragonbone armor, I always used Daedric instead. I think just because I liked the look better. I think once you get high enough level, you can actually find the armor hanging around.
User avatar #243 to #242 - maltionthefurry (07/09/2013) [-]
Well I'm only 38 right now. So I'm just finding some steel plate or something like that. i'm doing the dragonborn DLC right now so everyone has the rederon guard armor.
User avatar #245 to #243 - thecharliesheen (07/09/2013) [-]
I never even liked the armor in the Dragonborn DLC except the ones I found in caves and holes, so I just kept the armor I already had. But when you level up, be sure to save a perk if you really want the Dragonbone armor.
User avatar #246 to #245 - maltionthefurry (07/09/2013) [-]
Yeah I planned on it. I'm thinking about shifting her over to a mage due to the abundance of magicka potions I have, but I'd probably quickly run out of those and have to buy more. (Also theres a Conjure werebear power in Dragonborn, holy **** )
User avatar #248 to #246 - thecharliesheen (07/09/2013) [-]
If you're looking to level, picking up another skill is a quick way to do it, plus magic is really useful. Especially the Ice Storm spell, Kicks multiple asses at once. Conjure were-bear, and conjure Dremora Lord, which I use constantly.
User avatar #249 to #248 - maltionthefurry (07/09/2013) [-]
Ah, well I have Ice cloak so I may just get enough magicka to pop that, then just sprint into enemies like a badass.
User avatar #251 to #249 - thecharliesheen (07/09/2013) [-]
There's some pretty sweet spells you can do, but they require a lot of Magicka. Look around when you go to the Court Mages and such, you could be pleasantly surprised.
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#9 - zackygates **User deleted account** (07/08/2013) [-]
Take this
User avatar #108 to #9 - optimussum (07/08/2013) [-]
High five?
#138 to #9 - blastblood (07/08/2013) [-]
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#20 to #9 - anon (07/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #25 - strangemoo (07/08/2013) [-]
It's funny, whenever a dragon shows up and I get off Shadowmere, He practically kills the Dragon for me.
User avatar #57 to #25 - blobbanned (07/08/2013) [-]
I ditched Shadowmere for Avark.
Worst decision ever.
User avatar #59 to #57 - strangemoo (07/08/2013) [-]
Avark? I'm guessing it's a DLC horse?
#61 to #59 - blobbanned (07/08/2013) [-]
Whoops, spelt it wrong, its Arvak.
And, yeah its for Dawnguard. He looks boss and you can summon him whenever, but his health sucks.
User avatar #139 to #61 - themightykamina (07/08/2013) [-]
nevermind i found him
User avatar #115 to #61 - themightykamina (07/08/2013) [-]
Where do I get the spell book and his skull I could never find it and I'm still in the soul cairn looking
User avatar #63 to #61 - strangemoo (07/08/2013) [-]
Holy **** I need the DLC now. I've only got Hearthfire and Dragonborn.
User avatar #65 to #63 - blobbanned (07/08/2013) [-]
Go to the vampire side, thats how you get him.
#73 to #65 - Dadhhg ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
You can get him for either quest line,

Dawn Guard quest line is objectively better because you can still get all the vampire stuff after their quests are complete, but cannot get their stuff if you side with the vampires
User avatar #116 to #73 - heartlessrobot (07/08/2013) [-]
WRONG you can't get the Rings of Blood Magic if your join the Dawnguard. One adds 20 melee damage and 100 health, the other adds 100 magicka and 100% faster magicka regeneration.
#125 to #116 - Dadhhg ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Ok so two rings,
I personally prefer my dwarven enhanced crossbow of awesomeness,
User avatar #127 to #125 - heartlessrobot (07/08/2013) [-]
I'm only gonna do Dawnguard for an archery character I'm making. I'm thinking Nord, Heavy Armor, Archery, and Warhammers. Of course, the obligatory Smithing and Enchanting.
User avatar #76 to #73 - blobbanned (07/08/2013) [-]
Oh really? thats neat.
User avatar #67 to #65 - strangemoo (07/08/2013) [-]
Aww Damn. Gonna have to get rid of my Werewolf form.
#74 to #67 - Dadhhg ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
You can get it back whenever your done
User avatar #68 to #67 - blobbanned (07/08/2013) [-]
Trust me, its worth it.
You get a spell on Vampire Form that can telekinesis people.
User avatar #69 to #68 - strangemoo (07/08/2013) [-]
One other thing, Won't everyone come after me for being a Vamp?
User avatar #70 to #69 - blobbanned (07/08/2013) [-]
Not anymore.
Actually people will shun you for being a werewolf.
#202 to #25 - sirgawain ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
Shadowmere is actually a she.
At least, according to Lucien.
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#5 - hudis (07/08/2013) [-]
All my horses ever do on Skyrim is get me in trouble.   
So I tend to lose my temper.
All my horses ever do on Skyrim is get me in trouble.

So I tend to lose my temper.
User avatar #95 to #5 - danniegurl (07/08/2013) [-]
I never understood why he did that. It wasn't really his own horse's fault.
Then again, he doesn't seem to be the logical type.
User avatar #100 to #95 - hudis (07/08/2013) [-]
He's a completely bonkers psychopath, and he's not very intelligent. In other words:

Ser Gregor angry. Ser Gregor smash horse.
User avatar #102 to #100 - danniegurl (07/08/2013) [-]
Indeed. Hence my third sentence.
#163 to #95 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
in the book the horse does mess him up because the tournament is during mating season and his horse is thrown off by its attraction to the knight of flower's horse. Even without that, he'd blame the horse regardless.
User avatar #188 to #163 - danniegurl (07/09/2013) [-]
I know, the other horse was in heat. Horses (obviously) have animal instinct, and he basically just HAD to go after her. It was really the other guy's fault, knowing his own horse was in heat.
That's what I meant.
User avatar #37 to #5 - sovngarde (07/08/2013) [-]
Oh Sir Gregor, you so silly
#193 - spanishninja (07/09/2013) [-]
**spanishninja rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Watching the baby **
my new mount
User avatar #194 to #193 - spanishninja (07/09/2013) [-]
im ****** ...
User avatar #175 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (07/09/2013) [-]
too bad when you ride a dragon it just flies in circles and cant actually fly from place to place
User avatar #77 - lolshadowjewtwo (07/08/2013) [-]
I can never leave my horses anywhere in the wild. :c I get too sad thinking about them all alone. I get on them and fast travel to the nearest city and put them in a stable.
#94 - thesinful (07/08/2013) [-]
< True ultimate mount
#232 - girlfromlastnight **User deleted account** (07/09/2013) [-]
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#224 to #192 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
I would have never noticed that
#110 - rumbata (07/08/2013) [-]
**rumbata rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at 4chan VS FemAnon ** my ride
User avatar #143 to #110 - createdjustnow (07/08/2013) [-]
I really hope you are a girl
User avatar #153 to #143 - wielderofwatches (07/08/2013) [-]
The glorious RDJ attracts both sexes
User avatar #107 - Whetstone (07/08/2013) [-]
Shadowmere used to always be at the locations I fast traveled to (Well only outside the big cities). And Eventually Shadowmere stopped showing up. It's been almost a year. Shadowmere is dead...
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