It was just calf day. . Constantly st: -endings_ t: it “f f ' i' -i' be taller than high i.. t. Tti friend. >the poor guy >has girlfriend asdasdasdasd
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#1 - John Cena (07/07/2013) [-]
shes wearing heals, so its ok.
User avatar #124 to #1 - Siphus (07/08/2013) [-]
>this is what manlets actually believe
User avatar #43 to #1 - racheecat (07/08/2013) [-]
*Heels...
User avatar #62 to #43 - ohgodwaitimatheist (07/08/2013) [-]
Unless she is some kind of crazy curing maid.
#109 to #62 - John Cena (07/08/2013) [-]
They're probably going to play Dungeons and Dragons or something and she's the heeler
#105 to #1 - granadablashlack (07/08/2013) [-]
heals Heals, HEALS wut
User avatar #71 to #1 - TheMagicBong (07/08/2013) [-]
I'm wearing DPS
#77 - teleamachus (07/08/2013) [-]
He's got a girl and nice clothes, and lonely neckbeards still manage to make fun of him. Internet!   
   
I don't know what most of my gifs are.
He's got a girl and nice clothes, and lonely neckbeards still manage to make fun of him. Internet!

I don't know what most of my gifs are.
User avatar #82 to #77 - thirdjess ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
I really don't understand this gif and I never have. Why are they throwing waffles. Why.
#83 to #82 - teleamachus (07/08/2013) [-]
Pretty sure there's a whole set I don't have, and they're just 			*******		 with everyone. Here's another one I have.
Pretty sure there's a whole set I don't have, and they're just ******* with everyone. Here's another one I have.
#141 to #83 - elynichujy (07/08/2013) [-]
My pic came from that. I've got an assassin's creed one as well.
My pic came from that. I've got an assassin's creed one as well.
User avatar #145 to #141 - teleamachus (07/08/2013) [-]
Did you make them both? I want to see the other.
#146 to #145 - elynichujy (07/08/2013) [-]
I never made them, I just stumbled upon them and simplified saying "the picture I am using."
I never made them, I just stumbled upon them and simplified saying "the picture I am using."
User avatar #84 to #83 - thirdjess ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Man I would so do this if I could get away with wearing a morph suit. ******* bras, sticking out and **** .
#125 to #84 - sanguinesolitude (07/08/2013) [-]
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you could not wear a bra and just bandaid your nipples... thats generally how girls do it.
User avatar #130 to #125 - thirdjess ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
That's very true.
User avatar #136 to #84 - pulluspardus (07/08/2013) [-]
isn't that what push up bras are for?
User avatar #137 to #136 - thirdjess ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Not my tits, the bra itself. The straps, underwire, that sort of thing.
#86 to #84 - teleamachus (07/08/2013) [-]
ᶰᵒᵇᵒᵈʸ ˡᶤᵏᵉˢ ᵇʳᵃˢ
ᶰᵒᵇᵒᵈʸ ˡᶤᵏᵉˢ ᵇʳᵃˢ
User avatar #89 to #86 - thirdjess ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Why society, why?! Though I like knowing that on a chilly day, I won't poke someones eye out with my nipples 'cause there's a barrier. Hahaha!
#91 to #89 - teleamachus (07/08/2013) [-]
So is it weird then that I tell people when my nipples get hard? Because that's always a fun time, but strangers make distance when they hear. Evry tiem.   
   
Remember kids, strangers are strangers because they don't embrace your pointy nipples like a true friend should.
So is it weird then that I tell people when my nipples get hard? Because that's always a fun time, but strangers make distance when they hear. Evry tiem.

Remember kids, strangers are strangers because they don't embrace your pointy nipples like a true friend should.
User avatar #94 to #91 - thirdjess ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
..lil bit. If you were one of my closer guy friends I'd probably just put my hand on the general nipple area while trying to make it as awkward as physically possible. All obsessive girlfriend wide eyed and what not.
#95 to #94 - teleamachus (07/08/2013) [-]
I had a friend in school who would tell me when his got hard, which is what made me start myself, but we stopped being friends when one day he told his girlfriend and I went to pinch (as it was obligatory) and accidentally got his girl instead... Cool guy. Miss him. I am out of hockey gifs.
I had a friend in school who would tell me when his got hard, which is what made me start myself, but we stopped being friends when one day he told his girlfriend and I went to pinch (as it was obligatory) and accidentally got his girl instead... Cool guy. Miss him. I am out of hockey gifs.
User avatar #97 to #95 - thirdjess ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Hahaha her nipple? Holy **** , man!
#98 to #97 - teleamachus (07/08/2013) [-]
dun laf n e moar is nawt funneh
dun laf n e moar is nawt funneh
#151 to #98 - upyoursnumbnuts (07/08/2013) [-]
I must poop now.
User avatar #99 to #98 - thirdjess ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
I just love the thought of it. You went to pinch your friends nipple, somehow veered completely off course and pinched his girlfriends nipple and he was just like "Right, now that you've pinched my girlfriends nipple, I can no longer know you."
#101 to #99 - teleamachus (07/08/2013) [-]
That's essentially how it was. We didn't get into a fight at all. He looked at me, looked at her, and stood up. She looked at me, looked at him, and stood up. They walked out together and I haven't spoken to either since. I've seen him and waved, but he just gave me that look and ignored me and my beautifully written love letters.
That's essentially how it was. We didn't get into a fight at all. He looked at me, looked at her, and stood up. She looked at me, looked at him, and stood up. They walked out together and I haven't spoken to either since. I've seen him and waved, but he just gave me that look and ignored me and my beautifully written love letters.
#147 to #101 - elynichujy (07/08/2013) [-]
Enlarge this.
User avatar #102 to #101 - thirdjess ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Hahahaha
#127 to #102 - sanguinesolitude (07/08/2013) [-]
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gif of the incident
#31 - weenieandthebutt (07/08/2013) [-]
>the poor guy
>has girlfriend

User avatar #49 to #31 - manicekman (07/08/2013) [-]
Exactly. No GF happy master race.
#202 to #49 - havockwzy (07/08/2013) [-]
you... i like your attitude
#73 - wtfbro (07/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 - dudeimlikeadude (07/08/2013) [-]
Then he leans forward a bit looses his balance and falls onto the tracks only to be crushed to death. High heels kill.
#16 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
#20 to #16 - couriersix (07/08/2013) [-]
I didn't say short, I said fun sized.
I didn't say short, I said fun sized.
#27 to #20 - shishiko **User deleted account** (07/08/2013) [-]
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#252 to #27 - couriersix (07/09/2013) [-]
What ya gonna do pipsqueak, clap me to death?
What ya gonna do pipsqueak, clap me to death?
#253 to #252 - shishiko **User deleted account** (07/09/2013) [-]
WHO YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK?!
WHO YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK?!
User avatar #214 - dumbandyoung (07/08/2013) [-]
I bet he dies a little inside every time she decided to wear her heels
#68 - cartoonbacon (07/08/2013) [-]
Had to do something like that when I was on a date, it feels awful.
User avatar #118 to #68 - xtwinblade (07/08/2013) [-]
did you really have to do it? could you just, not be embarrased over your height and show confidence?
#138 to #118 - cartoonbacon (07/08/2013) [-]
Don't know why I didn't think of that at the time but to late now.
#5 - Sinless (07/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #104 to #5 - laspussy (07/08/2013) [-]
so that's what slenderman looks like without the suit...
User avatar #114 to #5 - xtwinblade (07/08/2013) [-]
that looks more like 7 foot instead of 6'4
User avatar #199 to #5 - icecreamonnips (07/08/2013) [-]
6'6 masterrace
#212 to #5 - John Cena (07/08/2013) [-]
i really wanna see this guy wear a slenderman costume
User avatar #24 to #5 - danigoro (07/08/2013) [-]
for those who wants to know it, he calls himself ''Peter el anguila'' (Peter the eel) El Estilo De Peter La Anguila "El Pichy Films" ORIGINAL [HD] 720p
#53 to #24 - dalgaard (07/08/2013) [-]
Please tell me this is meant as a joke
Please tell me this is meant as a joke
User avatar #70 to #53 - danigoro (07/08/2013) [-]
why should it be?
#81 to #70 - dalgaard (07/08/2013) [-]
really?
#87 to #81 - danigoro (07/08/2013) [-]
well I guess...
#126 to #87 - dalgaard (07/08/2013) [-]
uhm.. Never mind then
#148 to #126 - danigoro (07/08/2013) [-]
well, it's suppose to be a joke
but I don't know, I guess is it
User avatar #156 to #148 - unoriginalaccount (07/08/2013) [-]
Is it weird that I know he was in a dance show recently?
User avatar #162 to #156 - danigoro (07/08/2013) [-]
I never heard about it
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User avatar #188 to #24 - nsfwbrowserv (07/08/2013) [-]
That's the greatest thing I've ever seen
User avatar #116 to #5 - pedrophile (07/08/2013) [-]
El Estilo De Peter La Anguila "El Pichy Films" ORIGINAL [HD] 720p
Thank me later
#12 to #5 - xmegustax (07/08/2013) [-]
looks a bit like Phelps to me
#113 to #5 - John Cena (07/08/2013) [-]
if that floppy dick in the gif is "masterrace" i dont ******* wanna be 6'4"
User avatar #192 to #113 - deathstare (07/08/2013) [-]
The fact that you could even SEE the tiny penis in the gif is proof of your homosexuality.
#155 to #5 - unoriginalaccount (07/08/2013) [-]
Manlet pride.   
All jokes aside I'm around 5'8
Manlet pride.
All jokes aside I'm around 5'8
User avatar #173 to #155 - Zaxplab (07/08/2013) [-]
Oh man! He went down like a colossus.
#14 to #5 - John Cena (07/08/2013) [-]
If slenderman was human...
#92 to #5 - maxdjung (07/08/2013) [-]
before hitting the beach
#25 to #5 - ahmedali (07/08/2013) [-]
its all about that 7' 7"
#52 to #5 - kez (07/08/2013) [-]
Thats the **** kind of tall person.

Rather be 6ft and only a bit above average than 6'4'' lanky as hell and look like a worm.
#15 to #5 - John Cena (07/08/2013) [-]
pisses me off so much, my half brother is 6'4" but i'm not taller than 6'1" even though i reached that hight when i was in grade 7. I know Im not short but I didn't end up as tall as i thought i would which makes me feel short as ****
User avatar #196 to #5 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/08/2013) [-]
i'm 6'3 but i weigh 270 it evens out nicely




who the **** am I kidding here i'm ugly as ****
User avatar #35 to #5 - namnori (07/08/2013) [-]
I'd rather be average height and fairly muscular than have noodle arms
User avatar #110 to #5 - whatsgoodyo (07/08/2013) [-]
Jelly? Considering I can actually sit comfortably in vehicles and planes, I'd say no. Leg room ftw
#254 to #5 - John Cena (07/09/2013) [-]
What the **** is with that upperbody... Jesus..
#13 to #5 - rmoran (07/08/2013) [-]
Christ he's shinny as 			****		   
and those arms
Christ he's shinny as ****
and those arms
User avatar #115 to #13 - xtwinblade (07/08/2013) [-]
Almost every tall guy is skinny as **** , i dont know why. They have the chance to be a ******* building to others if they atleast ate a little, and perhaps lifted
User avatar #178 to #115 - sheepysquirrel (07/08/2013) [-]
I know my height isn't "tall" these days, but when I was young 6'5 was rare even though all 16 year olds seem to be that tall.

POINT IS! I am 6'2 and not lanky. I am described as "cocky" cause I have a body that would be huge if I decided to work out.
User avatar #194 to #178 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
you're ******* tall bro, 6'2 is taller than 85%of the world's population
User avatar #251 to #194 - sheepysquirrel (07/09/2013) [-]
Yeah well on the internet everyone claims to be 6'4.
Plus now a days I see 15 year olds who I have to look up to.
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User avatar #9 to #5 - dudeimlikeadude (07/08/2013) [-]
he looks ******* creepy as dick
User avatar #21 to #9 - killboy (07/08/2013) [-]
Dick is creepy as pussy.
#26 - cinematicbrix (07/08/2013) [-]
She has high heals though
She has high heals though
User avatar #215 to #176 - cinematicbrix (07/08/2013) [-]
I was trying to be smart because of everyone else commenting the same thing
#167 - Enternal (07/08/2013) [-]
Does height still matter?
User avatar #191 to #167 - atkissonbr (07/08/2013) [-]
no, but length does
#159 - cooltrainergill (07/08/2013) [-]
mfw I'm about to turn 16 and am only 5'1
mfw I'm about to turn 16 and am only 5'1
User avatar #163 to #159 - zraven (07/08/2013) [-]
Dude, a lotta girls dig short guys, too.
User avatar #174 to #163 - crazylance (07/08/2013) [-]
What about tall guys eh?
User avatar #223 to #174 - zraven (07/08/2013) [-]
They've always dug tall guys, and you know it.
#38 - ipostfunny (07/08/2013) [-]
Yeah I have to do this with my girlfriend too
She's a really cool girlfriend though
So I guess I don't mind, you know?


Oh god I wish i had a girlfriend
User avatar #28 - YaMum (07/08/2013) [-]
4'9 Master race, reporting in.
#237 to #28 - John Cena (07/08/2013) [-]
6'6 ultra master race, reporting in.
User avatar #157 to #28 - niggayoucantread (07/08/2013) [-]
6'3 super Master race, reporting in.
User avatar #44 to #28 - darksideofthebeast (07/08/2013) [-]
6'2 master race
It's alright
I like the ones who are easy to handle...
#122 to #28 - John Cena (07/08/2013) [-]
5'1'' master race.
User avatar #200 to #28 - icecreamonnips (07/08/2013) [-]
they make people like you?
User avatar #229 to #28 - PixieLOL (07/08/2013) [-]
me too! tiny but mighty..
User avatar #204 to #28 - popkornking (07/08/2013) [-]
You're a girl though so it's almost kind of acceptable
#34 to #28 - John Cena (07/08/2013) [-]
Technically short enough t be classified a dwarf. Gratz on being a dwarf!
#30 to #28 - snakefire (07/08/2013) [-]
Thats adorable.
User avatar #39 to #30 - YaMum (07/08/2013) [-]
I am a chihuahua in a world of Dobermans.
User avatar #60 to #30 - yunablade (07/08/2013) [-]
That's cock measure not height.
User avatar #203 to #60 - popkornking (07/08/2013) [-]
YaMum is a girl
#37 to #28 - mutzaki (07/08/2013) [-]
I wanna pick you up and give you a loving home.
#181 - ToothHurty ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Bitch shouldn't be wearing high heels..
#29 - snakefire (07/08/2013) [-]
I have problems standing on my heels for too long so I just started walking like that.
I have problems standing on my heels for too long so I just started walking like that.
User avatar #56 to #29 - onefuckingskurut (07/08/2013) [-]
Wait... what?
User avatar #211 to #56 - snakefire (07/08/2013) [-]
I walk on the balls of my feet because my heels hurt.
User avatar #241 to #211 - onefuckingskurut (07/08/2013) [-]
I see... Do you know why does it hurt you?
User avatar #242 to #241 - snakefire (07/08/2013) [-]
Im not sure.
User avatar #243 to #242 - onefuckingskurut (07/08/2013) [-]
Maybe you could visit doctor for that...
User avatar #244 to #243 - snakefire (07/08/2013) [-]
Tfw america
Tfw no free healthcare
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User avatar #245 to #244 - onefuckingskurut (07/09/2013) [-]
Oh... Thats unfortunate I guess. You are cool guy. Take care of yourself!
User avatar #246 to #245 - snakefire (07/09/2013) [-]
Hey thanks man. you too.
#169 - John Cena (07/08/2013) [-]
girl talk about how long a dick is, but. what if it was, for example, 4 or 5 feet long, but, its only 1cm in width?
User avatar #171 to #169 - MurphyUK (07/08/2013) [-]
You can fold it to make it bigger.
#224 to #171 - infedel (07/08/2013) [-]
ok, allow me to fold my boner
#168 - John Cena (07/08/2013) [-]
does length still matter?
#158 - John Cena (07/08/2013) [-]
Being a 5'11 girl and constantly missing out on dates with hot guys because their faces drop when I stand up. Drat.
#206 to #158 - jeffwamwam (07/08/2013) [-]
I like tall girls
#131 - ichbinzweijahrealt (07/08/2013) [-]
I'm 1,75m
User avatar #152 to #131 - foelkera ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
1,80 for me
#170 to #131 - mreggsalad (07/08/2013) [-]
1,77
And I;m still growing
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