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Submitted: 07/07/2013
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#1 - sandez (07/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#38 - weenieandthebutt (07/08/2013) [+] (33 replies)
Ermmm us men still need to decide in picking out nice suitable shirts for the occasion. Although it doesn't take me as long, I still need to wash and straighten my hair with the heating iron. We also worry about other things such as things to talk about or trying to sell ourselves as interesting or show that we have a direction in life (since women would never wanna go with a deadbeat loser).

Besides that, evolution and natural selection dictates that women are sexually more valuable than men in the dating game due to the number of sex cells in each gender and the amount of offspring that can be produced. Women have got by far the superior advantage where it's us men who need to impress. That's why women have the luxury of being able to afford to be 'picky' whereby they unconsciously perform **** tests in order to narrow down their options. Even ugly women still have men who want to chase her or **** her as long as she's willing to put out. It's an entirely different dice game for men unfortunately.
#44 - koobzacc (07/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#5 - fluffydaunicorn (07/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
jack off before you go. Problem solved
#3 - miscarriage (07/08/2013) [-]
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#13 - grimmreaperz (07/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What I'm always afraid is gonna happen when I get boners on dates
What I'm always afraid is gonna happen when I get boners on dates
User avatar #31 - viscerys (07/08/2013) [-]
I, too use hula-hoops when I'm nervous.
#55 - heysupman (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**heysupman rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Last Requests ** I see someone is still 12 years old hmm?
#84 - fortunehunter (07/08/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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#47 - maskedguy (07/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Cyanide and happiness? You know what this means!!!!
#49 - ScaredWhiteBoy (07/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I would actually try to get my date to notice my boner. It's a compliment really. Just my little guy saying that he finds her attractive by doing the only thing he knows how to do. It's really endearing.
#46 - chiefrunnyjeans (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**chiefrunnyjeans rolled a random image posted in comment #5123600 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** what I have to worry about
#6 - Womens Study Major (07/08/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>Be me
>Just broke up with girlfriend who gets really frisky when drunk
>Go out with a bunch of friend including cute 8/10 girl
>Get super drunk, so does she
>Time to leave, say I'll walk her home (her house wasn't far away)
>Start walking, she's starting to become touchy
>ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jeeeez,
>mfw trying to hide boner
User avatar #9 to #8 - markisawesome (07/08/2013) [-]
That was the perfect opportunity. Next time something like that happens, try it, and if you get rejected, just say you were drunk.
#120 - Enternal ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Cmon phanact, i have had this in my reaction folder for over a year, step up your reposts
User avatar #56 - reican ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
the worst thing to happen on a date is if you accidentally start talking about something completely boring.
#25 - lifeiscool **User deleted account** (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Honestly, the clothing and makeup isn't that important. Okay, to be fair, makeup does make a difference, but your clothing doesn't matter that much...
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