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j' iit.. The Truth of Pokerus
It has always been hinted that
Pokemon arrived from outer space or
are some sort of aliens. There is no
proof to this claim. Enter Pokerus.
Pokerus is a disease ("Virus")
that infects only Pokemon and can
be transmitted to other Pokemon via
the parent body, It' s all f and games
in increasing the infected Pokemon' s
growth rate (Effort Values), but this is
where the truth lies.
Some of the anygame info on
Pokerus are: Convected) Pokemon are
said to grow exceptionally well" and
Little is known about the
except that they' re microscopic life."
Even Professor Elm can' t explain this.
In "Catnapped", Professor
Namby explained to Professor Oak
that the Pokerus is an important
component Team Rocket' s secret
project that aims to infect Pokemon
with Pokerus to evolve them at a
faster rate (Red Margikarp).
The implications of these are
unsettling- The is an alien
Pathogen that breached the Earth at
sonne point in history', possibly' a
million years before the Generation I
storyline, the timeline of :
There have been several
references to animals in
Pokemon. So, this Pokerus possibly
infected some of the earliest living
creatures on Earth, sending them on a
long trajectory of violent mutation.
Perhaps only Arceus, the
Creation Trio and the Lake Guardians
are 'actual' Pokemon. Or maybe just
Arceus. The others are viral mutations
of normal animals, with Mew being
the first 'animal' to be infected.
This also shows v/ :..' most
Pokemon are based on
animals or worse, humans, The
Pokerus must have 'died off f some
time after the initial infection, but the
damage’ had been done.
There are still a few real world
animals in the Pokemon universe:
Fishes, Flies, Dogs &Elephants
Gastly, -“s Pokedex entry) These are
the generations of uninfected animals.
1/ , the 'infected' ones,
Pokemon. keep on mutating.
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#1 - jmillenium (07/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
How does pokerus mutate a ******* chandelier?
#2 to #1 - articulate (07/07/2013) [-]
Has science gone too far?
#9 - masterjogi has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #11 to #9 - oriolopocholo (07/07/2013) [-]
you illiterate ***** . 65536 is the number of combinations achievable with 16 bits, also called a short integer and used widely in computing. stfu.
#47 - fannypack (07/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I got pokerus on my Zapdos in my fire red when i was a kid, being naive at the time, i thought it was something bad and I released my Zapdos. mfw my friend told me what pokerus was a week after i released my Zapdos
#8 - pikininja (07/07/2013) [-]
So Team Rocket basically made a steroid bio weapon?
#24 - karmakoala (07/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#42 - swiftcashew (07/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Or it's just a video game and people read way too much into this stuff. This **** reminds me of my English teacher.

Sometimes the curtains really are just blue.
User avatar #5 - qpcugh (07/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Contracted it fairly early in my most recent Diamond run. I read online that the chances of doing so are less than that of finding a shiny. I was surprised seeing as its my second time getting it and I've yet to see a shiny.
#55 - cactusphalus (07/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Been playing Pokémon for 12 years and no shiny nor pokerus so far. Sometimes I feel like Gamfreak is just keeping me out of the bandwagon just for ***** and giggles.

<- their face when I play
User avatar #43 - PhilipFry (07/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Imagine catching a shiny Pokerus infected Bidoof.
#33 - lolgno (07/08/2013) [+] (8 replies)
hell with this post and some other comments mention inanimate pokemon like Chandelure and Magnemite, i might have something to add.

Pokerus might've evolved to infect other things like inanimate objects, like rocks, trees, and hell ice cream. which is why we see these garbedours and vallinux roaming around newer regions, soon enough we'll be seeing vehicles like cars and trucks turn in pokemon as well, wouldnt that be just a blast?
User avatar #54 to #36 - tenfatcats (07/08/2013) [-]
"what are going to do, stab me?" - every time i encounter it
#17 - envinite (07/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Is it possible a shiny pokemon with pokerus exist?
Is it possible a shiny pokemon with pokerus exist?
#56 - oodlesandoodles (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#49 - YllekNayr (07/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #14 - discardedslinky (07/07/2013) [-]
I recently just contracted Pokerus in my Pokemon Black. It scared the **** out of me because I thought it might be some creepy pasta hack **** because I had never heard of it before.
#68 - GoldenLotus (07/08/2013) [-]
My ice cream got mutated
User avatar #13 - hhanako (07/07/2013) [-]
but how would pokemon like magnemite come about? could it infect inanimate objects?

the rock type pokemon could have started out as one of those animals that disguise themselves as rocks and ****
#58 - isausernameiswear (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
In pokemon white I had a Zekrom contract pokerus, I was able to spread it to many of my    pokemon. You can technically give it to any pokemon you want, I have a shiny level 100 magikarp that has it.
In pokemon white I had a Zekrom contract pokerus, I was able to spread it to many of my pokemon. You can technically give it to any pokemon you want, I have a shiny level 100 magikarp that has it.
User avatar #69 - strifethethird (07/08/2013) [-]
back when i use to play Silver all my party pokemon had it, i didn't even know it was rare until i read it online years later.
#62 - anonymous (07/08/2013) [-]
The guy who made pokemon said in an interview that it takes place on a world that isn't Earth and isn't even in the same dimension. So take that Jell-O and eat it.
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