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PokeRUS. not OC obviously, cred to DYK gaming.. F erratum gt Pa: -its can stunts . oblate. " an arms may be ., tall. Ml BE FIT n CENTER ian . ill THE IN “ -I IC

not OC obviously, cred to DYK gaming.

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j' iit.. The Truth of Pokerus
It has always been hinted that
Pokemon arrived from outer space or
are some sort of aliens. There is no
proof to this claim. Enter Pokerus.
Pokerus is a disease ("Virus")
that infects only Pokemon and can
be transmitted to other Pokemon via
the parent body, It' s all f and games
in increasing the infected Pokemon' s
growth rate (Effort Values), but this is
where the truth lies.
Some of the anygame info on
Pokerus are: Convected) Pokemon are
said to grow exceptionally well" and
Little is known about the
except that they' re microscopic life."
Even Professor Elm can' t explain this.
In "Catnapped", Professor
Namby explained to Professor Oak
that the Pokerus is an important
component Team Rocket' s secret
project that aims to infect Pokemon
with Pokerus to evolve them at a
faster rate (Red Margikarp).
The implications of these are
unsettling- The is an alien
Pathogen that breached the Earth at
sonne point in history', possibly' a
million years before the Generation I
storyline, the timeline of :
There have been several
references to animals in
Pokemon. So, this Pokerus possibly
infected some of the earliest living
creatures on Earth, sending them on a
long trajectory of violent mutation.
Perhaps only Arceus, the
Creation Trio and the Lake Guardians
are 'actual' Pokemon. Or maybe just
Arceus. The others are viral mutations
of normal animals, with Mew being
the first 'animal' to be infected.
This also shows v/ :..' most
Pokemon are based on
animals or worse, humans, The
Pokerus must have 'died off f some
time after the initial infection, but the
damage’ had been done.
There are still a few real world
animals in the Pokemon universe:
Fishes, Flies, Dogs &Elephants
Gastly, -“s Pokedex entry) These are
the generations of uninfected animals.
1/ , the 'infected' ones,
Pokemon. keep on mutating.
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#1 - jmillenium (07/07/2013) [-]
How does pokerus mutate a ******* chandelier?
User avatar #7 to #1 - untamedlazyeye (07/07/2013) [-]
Very carefully.
#44 to #7 - ordog (07/08/2013) [-]
Are you South American by any chance? Just curious.
User avatar #84 to #44 - untamedlazyeye (07/08/2013) [-]
Nope, Michigan born and raised.
#27 to #1 - satnaam (07/08/2013) [-]
**satnaam rolls 928**

Because the virus has spred to many aspects of the gene pool thus making it constantly vulnerable to the equinox factors among the various types of metals, only certain metals have been infected with the virus which, as we can see, have genetically and drastically altered their states.
#2 to #1 - articulate (07/07/2013) [-]
Has science gone too far?
#16 to #2 - jbthegiant (07/07/2013) [-]
#47 - fannypack (07/08/2013) [-]
I got pokerus on my Zapdos in my fire red when i was a kid, being naive at the time, i thought it was something bad and I released my Zapdos. mfw my friend told me what pokerus was a week after i released my Zapdos
User avatar #48 to #47 - YllekNayr (07/08/2013) [-]
#51 to #48 - fannypack (07/08/2013) [-]
#24 - karmakoala (07/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #71 to #24 - theuglypanda ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Woah that was awesome
User avatar #32 to #24 - bhlizzm (07/08/2013) [-]
Thanks for the read sir.
#8 - pikininja (07/07/2013) [-]
So Team Rocket basically made a steroid bio weapon?
User avatar #5 - qpcugh (07/07/2013) [-]
Contracted it fairly early in my most recent Diamond run. I read online that the chances of doing so are less than that of finding a shiny. I was surprised seeing as its my second time getting it and I've yet to see a shiny.
User avatar #78 to #5 - battledude (07/08/2013) [-]
pokerus is completely random, however you can force a shiny in some games
User avatar #6 to #5 - gildemoono (07/07/2013) [-]
The probability is one third that of encountering a shiny pokemon, however the dice is rolled for contracting pokerus after every battle, trained or wild. Meaning in a party of 6 you have twice the chance of having one of them contracting pokerus after any battle than said encounter being shiny.

So technically pokerus is rarer, but you're making that gamble far more often than the shiny gamble.
#55 - cactusphalus (07/08/2013) [-]
Been playing Pokémon for 12 years and no shiny nor pokerus so far. Sometimes I feel like Gamfreak is just keeping me out of the bandwagon just for ***** and giggles.

<- their face when I play
User avatar #86 to #55 - runelh (08/02/2013) [-]
I've never heard or seen anything of that PokeRUS before now...
User avatar #88 to #55 - smartyben **User deleted account** (12/14/2013) [-]
ive never seen pokerus but the first time i saw a shine it was a blue psyduck and i was halfminded trying to get somewhere so i just ran away befor realising it was a shiny
User avatar #43 - PhilipFry (07/08/2013) [-]
Imagine catching a shiny Pokerus infected Bidoof.
#60 to #43 - isausernameiswear (07/08/2013) [-]
You can spread it just by having the infected pokemon in your party. Also you don't catch the pokemon that has it, battling a wild pokemon gives it to a pokemon in your party. I spread it to all of my pokemon of interest in Pokemon White
User avatar #45 to #43 - OOOnelsonOOO (07/08/2013) [-]
#42 - swiftcashew (07/08/2013) [-]
Or it's just a video game and people read way too much into this stuff. This **** reminds me of my English teacher.

Sometimes the curtains really are just blue.
User avatar #63 to #42 - strangemoo (07/08/2013) [-]
Meh, The only time I don't enjoy it is when it's those 'coma theories'.
User avatar #65 to #64 - strangemoo (07/08/2013) [-]
I wish for a.... SANDWICH!
#66 to #65 - coma (07/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #52 to #42 - ThatsMyFaceWhen (07/08/2013) [-]
But the whole idea of English class is to learn how to read and write better, how to think, how to analyze. If you just read a book and don't overthink it, most of the class won't learn **** but how to Sparknote something so you can pass a quiz.
#59 to #42 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (07/08/2013) [-]
It's still fun to think about things though.
#56 - oodlesandoodles (07/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #73 to #56 - stringfingerable (07/08/2013) [-]
I have not seen that .gif in a very long time.
#49 - YllekNayr (07/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #76 to #49 - vissova (07/08/2013) [-]
What's that Pokemon's name?

Sorry for my stupid.
User avatar #77 to #76 - horehey (07/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #82 to #77 - vissova (07/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #83 to #82 - horehey (07/08/2013) [-]
no problem man
User avatar #14 - discardedslinky (07/07/2013) [-]
I recently just contracted Pokerus in my Pokemon Black. It scared the **** out of me because I thought it might be some creepy pasta hack **** because I had never heard of it before.
#33 - lolgno (07/08/2013) [-]
hell with this post and some other comments mention inanimate pokemon like Chandelure and Magnemite, i might have something to add.

Pokerus might've evolved to infect other things like inanimate objects, like rocks, trees, and hell ice cream. which is why we see these garbedours and vallinux roaming around newer regions, soon enough we'll be seeing vehicles like cars and trucks turn in pokemon as well, wouldnt that be just a blast?
User avatar #34 to #33 - mooneh (07/08/2013) [-]
Don't forget the new sword Pokemon!
User avatar #35 to #34 - lolgno (07/08/2013) [-]
a new one's been announced? i just got back from a road trip.
User avatar #54 to #36 - tenfatcats (07/08/2013) [-]
"what are going to do, stab me?" - every time i encounter it
User avatar #50 to #36 - YllekNayr (07/08/2013) [-]
WHAT.........the **** ......
User avatar #81 to #50 - battledude (07/08/2013) [-]
atleast they have an actual story to this one
User avatar #38 to #36 - Crusader (07/08/2013) [-]
It naturally learns the HM Cut
User avatar #37 to #36 - lolgno (07/08/2013) [-]
oh boy, i wonder what its main move is... I GOT IT!

#17 - envinite ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Is it possible a shiny pokemon with pokerus exist?
Is it possible a shiny pokemon with pokerus exist?
User avatar #18 to #17 - vigilum ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
It's just improbable.
User avatar #19 to #17 - unknownmercury (07/08/2013) [-]
It can, but the chances would be 1/8192 * 3/65,536, or about 1 in 1,610,612,736. I think.
User avatar #23 to #17 - PedobearLurks (07/08/2013) [-]
Just keep an infected pokemon in your group with a shiny. The virus will spread to the party. It wont spread if it's stored in the PC though.

Unless you mean a wild shiny with pokerus, then I don't know.

User avatar #29 to #17 - foelkera ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
My shiny Charizard caught it so I put all my other shinies in the party with it, I'm pretty sure they're all infected now.
#68 - GoldenLotus (07/08/2013) [-]
My ice cream got mutated
User avatar #13 - hhanako (07/07/2013) [-]
but how would pokemon like magnemite come about? could it infect inanimate objects?

the rock type pokemon could have started out as one of those animals that disguise themselves as rocks and ****
#4 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
#62 - anon (07/08/2013) [-]
The guy who made pokemon said in an interview that it takes place on a world that isn't Earth and isn't even in the same dimension. So take that Jell-O and eat it.
#58 - isausernameiswear (07/08/2013) [-]
In pokemon white I had a Zekrom contract pokerus, I was able to spread it to many of my    pokemon. You can technically give it to any pokemon you want, I have a shiny level 100 magikarp that has it.
In pokemon white I had a Zekrom contract pokerus, I was able to spread it to many of my pokemon. You can technically give it to any pokemon you want, I have a shiny level 100 magikarp that has it.
#87 to #58 - anon (11/04/2013) [-]
shut up faget!!!!!!!! ur so black faget!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111124124214214
User avatar #72 - thesemendemon (07/08/2013) [-]
That's some illuminati **** right there.
User avatar #15 - personz (07/07/2013) [-]
Wouldn't Deoxys, or whatever that thing is, also be an original pokemon? It did come from space as an alien.
User avatar #20 to #15 - dafiltafish (07/08/2013) [-]
As it would seem, the more exotic the life-form, the more alien it is. So, pokemon seemingly based on nothing more than an earthy body-plan might be considered either heavy mutants or pure-blood aliens.

Deoxys is a special case, It looks human in stature and extremities, but acts more animalistic. It is within reason to speculate that it is an alien, but due to its looks and behavior, calling it a mutated human is also within reason.
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