PokeRUS. not OC obviously, cred to DYK gaming... How does pokerus mutate a chandelier? holla at my tags
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#1 - jmillenium
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(07/07/2013) [-]
How does pokerus mutate a ******* chandelier?
#7 to #1 - untamedlazyeye
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Very carefully.
#44 to #7 - ordog
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Are you South American by any chance? Just curious.
#84 to #44 - untamedlazyeye
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Nope, Michigan born and raised.
#27 to #1 - satnaam
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(07/08/2013) [-]
**satnaam rolls 928**

Because the virus has spred to many aspects of the gene pool thus making it constantly vulnerable to the equinox factors among the various types of metals, only certain metals have been infected with the virus which, as we can see, have genetically and drastically altered their states.
#2 to #1 - articulate
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Has science gone too far?
#16 to #2 - jbthegiant
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Wat?
Wat?
#9 - masterjogi
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#10 to #9 - anon
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(07/07/2013) [-]
They use 65536 because that number is the maximum number allowable when the original pokemon games were calculating odds. The master ball has a 1:65536 chance of failure. The programmers likely just slapped the 3 over the 1 when making the calculation, and it is therefor inside the actual programming for the games.
#53 to #9 - rollinquads
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(07/08/2013) [-]
65536 is not divisible by 3....
#80 to #53 - masterjogi
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#11 to #9 - oriolopocholo
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(07/07/2013) [-]
you illiterate *****. 65536 is the number of combinations achievable with 16 bits, also called a short integer and used widely in computing. stfu.
#25 to #11 - dyllygaf
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(07/08/2013) [-]
2^16
It's also the maximum number of rows in excel

That number showed up quite often in my Super Nintendo games and I always wondered why until I looked it up haha
#12 to #11 - masterjogi
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#47 - fannypack
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(07/08/2013) [-]
I got pokerus on my Zapdos in my fire red when i was a kid, being naive at the time, i thought it was something bad and I released my Zapdos. mfw my friend told me what pokerus was a week after i released my Zapdos
#48 to #47 - YllekNayr ONLINE
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(07/08/2013) [-]
YOU RELEASED A ZAPDOS?!?
#51 to #48 - fannypack
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(07/08/2013) [-]
I DIDN'T KNOW
#8 - pikininja
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(07/07/2013) [-]
So Team Rocket basically made a steroid bio weapon?
#24 - karmakoala
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Relevant
#71 to #24 - theuglypanda
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Woah that was awesome
#32 to #24 - bhlizzm
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Thanks for the read sir.
#42 - swiftcashew
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Or it's just a video game and people read way too much into this stuff. This **** reminds me of my English teacher.

Sometimes the curtains really are just blue.
#63 to #42 - strangemoo ONLINE
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Meh, The only time I don't enjoy it is when it's those 'coma theories'.
#64 to #63 - coma
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#65 to #64 - strangemoo ONLINE
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(07/08/2013) [-]
I wish for a.... SANDWICH!
#66 to #65 - coma
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(07/08/2013) [-]
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#52 to #42 - ThatsMyFaceWhen
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(07/08/2013) [-]
But the whole idea of English class is to learn how to read and write better, how to think, how to analyze. If you just read a book and don't overthink it, most of the class won't learn **** but how to Sparknote something so you can pass a quiz.
#59 to #42 - ambiguous **User deleted account**
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(07/08/2013) [-]
It's still fun to think about things though.
#5 - qpcugh
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Contracted it fairly early in my most recent Diamond run. I read online that the chances of doing so are less than that of finding a shiny. I was surprised seeing as its my second time getting it and I've yet to see a shiny.
#78 to #5 - battledude
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(07/08/2013) [-]
pokerus is completely random, however you can force a shiny in some games
#6 to #5 - gildemoono
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(07/07/2013) [-]
The probability is one third that of encountering a shiny pokemon, however the dice is rolled for contracting pokerus after every battle, trained or wild. Meaning in a party of 6 you have twice the chance of having one of them contracting pokerus after any battle than said encounter being shiny.

So technically pokerus is rarer, but you're making that gamble far more often than the shiny gamble.
#55 - cactusphalus
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Been playing Pokémon for 12 years and no shiny nor pokerus so far. Sometimes I feel like Gamfreak is just keeping me out of the bandwagon just for ***** and giggles.

<- their face when I play
#86 to #55 - runelh
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(08/02/2013) [-]
I've never heard or seen anything of that PokeRUS before now...
#88 to #55 - smartyben **User deleted account**
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(12/14/2013) [-]
ive never seen pokerus but the first time i saw a shine it was a blue psyduck and i was halfminded trying to get somewhere so i just ran away befor realising it was a shiny
#43 - PhilipFry
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Imagine catching a shiny Pokerus infected Bidoof.
#60 to #43 - isausernameiswear
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(07/08/2013) [-]
You can spread it just by having the infected pokemon in your party. Also you don't catch the pokemon that has it, battling a wild pokemon gives it to a pokemon in your party. I spread it to all of my pokemon of interest in Pokemon White
#45 to #43 - OOOnelsonOOO ONLINE
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Bidoof MUST **** EVERY POKEMON. SPREAD THE PokeRUS/AIDS.
#33 - lolgno
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(07/08/2013) [-]
hell with this post and some other comments mention inanimate pokemon like Chandelure and Magnemite, i might have something to add.

Pokerus might've evolved to infect other things like inanimate objects, like rocks, trees, and hell ice cream. which is why we see these garbedours and vallinux roaming around newer regions, soon enough we'll be seeing vehicles like cars and trucks turn in pokemon as well, wouldnt that be just a blast?
#34 to #33 - mooneh
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Don't forget the new sword Pokemon!
#35 to #34 - lolgno
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(07/08/2013) [-]
a new one's been announced? i just got back from a road trip.
#36 to #35 - mooneh
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#54 to #36 - tenfatcats
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(07/08/2013) [-]
"what are going to do, stab me?" - every time i encounter it
#50 to #36 - YllekNayr ONLINE
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(07/08/2013) [-]
WHAT.........the ****......
#81 to #50 - battledude
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(07/08/2013) [-]
atleast they have an actual story to this one
#38 to #36 - Crusader
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(07/08/2013) [-]
It naturally learns the HM Cut
#37 to #36 - lolgno
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(07/08/2013) [-]
oh boy, i wonder what its main move is... I GOT IT!

POUND.