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#14 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
girl
computer
all games
full kitchen
only 8 mil but worth it
User avatar #22 - AbortionRecylist ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
30 Points
Kitchen 6 (24)
Gym 5 (19)
Skylight 2 (17)
Library 4 (13)
Medical 2 (11)
Hygiene 3 (8)
Work Shop 2 (6)
Puppy 6 (0)
I think I can be okay with this. Plus they didn't mention no one not being able to go down their with you or visit? You just couldn't leave! So I'm sure my GF wouldn't mind staying down there with me for 10 years.

User avatar #23 to #22 - splinfinity (07/08/2013) [-]
... You clever bastard. It's true though, it doesn't even say that you're required to be there alone, only that you're forced to stay in the basement for 10 years. Anyone could come visit you in the best ************* basement ever.
User avatar #29 to #23 - AbortionRecylist ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Also! No one said that they couldn't bring you anything for your Birthday or Christmas! So there are my Game and Consoles! I'm pretty sure someone somewhere will have Wifi for me to use... So yea.
#17 - anon (07/08/2013) [-]
reduce payout to 0$
get 40 points
get 2 attractive girls(40-36)
get hd camera(4-3)
( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #2 - exclamation (07/07/2013) [-]
Get girl. Get HD camera. Make porn.
#33 to #2 - puffthemagicdragon (07/08/2013) [-]
you forgot the dog
User avatar #34 to #33 - exclamation (07/08/2013) [-]
just get out
User avatar #3 - twi (07/07/2013) [-]
internet
computer
food

all I need
User avatar #1 - anthonyd (07/07/2013) [-]
I only spent 24 points. I get 21 mill. Sweeeeet
User avatar #4 to #1 - hhhghhg (07/07/2013) [-]
where did the extra 5 come from, you should only get 16 million if you had 6 points left over
#11 to #4 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
Reduce payout to $5
User avatar #32 - EnergizierAnon (07/08/2013) [-]
Microwave 2
non alchoholic drinks 1
top of the line computer 4
video games 4
internet 14
hygiene products 2
pool table 1
train set 1

theres my 30 points.
User avatar #31 - colossusshadow (07/08/2013) [-]
Kitchen 6
TV - 7
Skylight - 2
All video games - 4
All consoles w/tv - 5
Fruit Juice - 2
Hygeine products - 3
Any kind of non-alcoholic drink - 1
#30 - Suckafied (07/08/2013) [-]
would you not die without sunroof?
#28 - anon (07/08/2013) [-]
Kitchen (if I do'n't have to do the dishes)
Tobacco
Drugs
Movies/TV shows with TV
Cash in the rest
User avatar #24 - theguywhoaskswhy (07/08/2013) [-]
Microwave (2)
Computer (4)
Internet (14)
Unlimited Tobacco Products (4)
(pretty much how i live now)
THEN + Skylight and Library
OR + 6 million at the end
User avatar #21 - mickeylover (07/08/2013) [-]
Library = 4
internet =18
computer =22
all non-alcoholic, non-juices drinks =23
full kitchen = 29
Take an extra $1 mil at the end.
#20 - anon (07/08/2013) [-]
Drinks
T.V
Library
Games
Consoles

11 mil extra
#19 - idontknowanynames (07/08/2013) [-]
Girl. Hygiene and Jacuzzi. Fast food
User avatar #18 - onoir (07/08/2013) [-]
Full Kitchen = 6
Internet = 20
Computer = 24
All games = 28
Soda = 29
Works for me
#16 - davidteninch (07/07/2013) [-]
Half the 10 million for 35 points as 5 mil is good enough.   
   
-Hot Girl 35-18=17   
-Fast Food 17-4=13   
-Movies 13-4=9   
-Console 9-5=4   
-Games 4-4=0   
   
This is really freaking hard.
Half the 10 million for 35 points as 5 mil is good enough.

-Hot Girl 35-18=17
-Fast Food 17-4=13
-Movies 13-4=9
-Console 9-5=4
-Games 4-4=0

This is really freaking hard.
User avatar #25 to #16 - theguywhoaskswhy (07/08/2013) [-]
How will you watch movies or play games.... Without a TV?
User avatar #26 to #25 - davidteninch (07/08/2013) [-]
TV comes with the consoles.
User avatar #35 to #26 - theguywhoaskswhy (07/08/2013) [-]
My apologies, you are quite correct sir
*tips metaphorical hat*
User avatar #15 - verifiedcorn (07/07/2013) [-]
Full kitchen -6 = 6
library -4=10
hygiene -3=13
medical + -3=16
Fruit Juice -2=18
workout -5=23
Sirius xm -2=25
workshop -2=27
skylight -2=29
music syst -4=33
pool table -1=34
Keep the extra point ill live happily as is
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User avatar #10 - themasonrocks (07/07/2013) [-]
Reduce payment to $0
-internet = 14 points
-Attractive male = 18 points
-Top of the line computer = 4 points
-Total = 36 points
-4 Points left over = $4 Mil.
User avatar #9 - tenthdoctorrocks (07/07/2013) [-]
Reduce payout to $5 million, get 35 points.
-Full Kitchen (6)
-Stunningly Attractive Male (18)
-Video Games (4)
-Desktop Computer (4)
-Fruit/Fruit juice (2)
1 point left, I get $6 million.
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