DING. . Girls Night tout The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I promised my husband that I weild be home by midnight. Well, the hours drunk Fart funny
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DING

Girls Night tout
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."
I promised my husband that I weild be home by midnight. Well, the
hours passed and the margaritas went dawn way ton easy.
Around 3 a. m., a bit leaded, I headed far home. Just as' I get in
the door, the clock in the hall started to "ding", and Hinged"
three times. Quickly realizing my husband weild probably wake up, I
Hinged" another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming
up with such a quick: -witted solution, in order escape a possible conflict with him.
EVEN when tatally smashed, three dings plus nine dings
totals 12 dings = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I
him " Midnight." He didn' t seem pissed off at all.
whim! Got Away with that ene!
Then he said, "We need a new "ding" clock."
when I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night em clock
Hinged’ three times, then said, 'Oh. **** ,' Hinged" four mere
times, cleared it' s threat, Hinged" anither three times, giggled, ''dinged" twice mere,
and then tripped Over the coffee table and faded."
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Submitted: 09/10/2009
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#2 - boomfive (09/10/2009) [-]
LOL....damn you coffee table...
#7 - anonymous (09/13/2009) [-]
wow i thought that was pretty funny. i laughed pretty hard lol
User avatar #6 - BloodyCadet (09/12/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Fail, Can you find the Grammar Problem in this? Hint: Look at where she told him the time she had gotten home.
User avatar #8 to #6 - notlikeothersheep (09/14/2009) [-]
get over it.
#5 - anonymous (09/11/2009) [-]
LOL!!!
#4 - anonymous (09/11/2009) [-]
"Oh **** " "Trips over coffee table and farts" Damn. LOL!
#3 - anonymous (09/10/2009) [-]
"tripped over the table and farted"
#1 - anonymous (09/10/2009) [-]
This makes me happy. xD
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