Mock The Week. . 100 POUNDS ll ADAY . Is it how much I would pay somebody to dress up as lion and go to mod and hide in a outlooked?. But ... lion is kill.
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#17 - seveer (07/07/2013) [-]
But ... lion is kill.
But ... lion is kill.
User avatar #20 to #17 - skarrer (07/07/2013) [-]
he is die?
User avatar #22 to #21 - skarrer (07/07/2013) [-]
no
#57 - nortledrones (07/07/2013) [-]
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Dude I have no idea what this show is about but my mom just brought me dominoes and she forgot the cinnamon sticks. I'm quite upset.
User avatar #23 - articulate ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
When I was little I was at a warehouse store and they had a big doghouse out so I cralled inside and came out on all fours barking at a lady and scared her good. It was fun.
#15 - spycrab (07/07/2013) [-]
kinda looks like Ellen
User avatar #11 - couriersix (07/07/2013) [-]
forget the money I'd do for free just to **** with people.
#43 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
Russell Howard is a cunt and mock the week is the worst show ever
User avatar #44 to #43 - mads (07/07/2013) [-]
You have obviously never seen it
User avatar #47 to #43 - jordoguy (07/07/2013) [-]
When there is shows such as Paris Hilton's British best friend nothing else can be the worst show
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User avatar #13 to #10 - welfarekid (07/07/2013) [-]
My god..
User avatar #42 to #10 - Loppytaffy (07/07/2013) [-]
But which one?
English? Scotish? Welsh?

Let's assume English; Liverpool, London, Manchester, Yorkshire, Nottinghamshire, Cornwall?

Also Mock the Week is a British show. And Russel Howard is British.
User avatar #46 to #42 - Loppytaffy (07/07/2013) [-]
So you mean southern England?
User avatar #45 to #42 - mads (07/07/2013) [-]
southern british, around kent, but the richer area of kent.
#40 to #10 - nekomegz (07/07/2013) [-]
I also read this in a british accent!

Most likely because I am british.

And weirdly enough, it feels like the capcha is making fun of me
#16 to #10 - theavatarspupil (07/07/2013) [-]
*100 pounds
*pay
Obviously British
User avatar #24 to #16 - rynkar (07/07/2013) [-]
... how is 'pay' British? Everyone says pay when it is the correct tense.
User avatar #12 to #10 - lolfire (07/07/2013) [-]
Because it is British.
#32 to #12 - heyheyenglish (07/07/2013) [-]
English* sorry
#35 to #32 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
What the **** .
#36 to #35 - heyheyenglish (07/07/2013) [-]
there are three countries within Britain, russell howard is english, just thought i'd let ya know
User avatar #38 to #36 - fistpump (07/07/2013) [-]
But it's still within politically correct boundaries to refer to it as British...
#41 to #38 - heyheyenglish (07/07/2013) [-]
indeed, still rustles my jimmies
#1 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
How much the average American gains in wait?
User avatar #39 to #1 - mcderper (07/07/2013) [-]
did you mean weight? Or are Yanks gaining a waiting period on firearms?
#28 to #1 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
Damn, so they must be really patient..
#6 to #1 - iridium (07/07/2013) [-]
Oh come on. I thought we established already that we're not a very patient group of people.
User avatar #18 to #1 - superafromanxd (07/07/2013) [-]
yes , I have a steady retirement plan that increases while i wait to retire, how'd u know?
User avatar #2 to #1 - ilovehitler (07/06/2013) [-]
"gains in wait"
User avatar #8 to #2 - rakaka (07/07/2013) [-]
I pictured someone slowly gaining energy or something while very nefariously hiding in a corner
#9 to #2 - krasnogvardiech (07/07/2013) [-]
The Homo sapiens americana genus's metabolism is absurdly fast. They may intake all the food they like, and they must constantly exercise to burn up the fat they accumulate. There are some outliers to this rule, but as a general state the americana genus is in actuality a very busy worker indeed. Most do not manage to get to a quickly-movable state, and as such it is not uncommon for them to look for intellectual solutions to problems. An example is this picture, which is the alternative to walking over and beating the crap out of the offender.
#19 to #9 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
Stop saying americana genus.

Homo sapien in italic is the genus followed by the species name. Homo is the genus, sapien is the species, you uneducated **** .
User avatar #25 to #19 - krasnogvardiech (07/07/2013) [-]
I know this. My joke was deliberately doing that and making the above **** up as literal.
User avatar #58 - flusteredmoose (07/07/2013) [-]
I'd do that sort of thing for free.
#54 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
Minus the lion costume, this actually happened to me a few weeks ago lol
User avatar #53 - wreckingcuteness (07/07/2013) [-]
It 's a diet to loose 100 pounds a day:
1 cup of water everyday.
#34 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
And then he comes out of the cupboard and goes impale, hex, finger of death.
User avatar #33 - swedishviking (07/07/2013) [-]
**swedishviking rolled a random comment #139 posted by anonymous at Genius Nation ** :
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User avatar #5 - mcsloth (07/07/2013) [-]
damn that would be a fun job
User avatar #3 - itsallinthefunny (07/06/2013) [-]
I had to read it twice...
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