Mock The Week. . 100 POUNDS ll ADAY . Is it how much I would pay somebody to dress up as lion and go to mod and hide in a outlooked?. But ... lion is kill. Mock The Week 100 POUNDS ll ADAY Is it how much I would pay somebody to dress up as lion and go mod hide in a outlooked? But is kill
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#1 - anon
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(07/06/2013) [-]
How much the average American gains in wait?
#39 to #1 - mcderper
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(07/07/2013) [-]
did you mean weight? Or are Yanks gaining a waiting period on firearms?
#28 to #1 - anon
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Damn, so they must be really patient..
#6 to #1 - iridium
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Oh come on. I thought we established already that we're not a very patient group of people.
#18 to #1 - superafromanxd
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(07/07/2013) [-]
yes , I have a steady retirement plan that increases while i wait to retire, how'd u know?
#2 to #1 - ilovehitler
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(07/06/2013) [-]
"gains in wait"
#9 to #2 - krasnogvardiech
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(07/07/2013) [-]
The Homo sapiens americana genus's metabolism is absurdly fast. They may intake all the food they like, and they must constantly exercise to burn up the fat they accumulate. There are some outliers to this rule, but as a general state the americana genus is in actuality a very busy worker indeed. Most do not manage to get to a quickly-movable state, and as such it is not uncommon for them to look for intellectual solutions to problems. An example is this picture, which is the alternative to walking over and beating the crap out of the offender.
#19 to #9 - anon
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Stop saying americana genus.

Homo sapien in italic is the genus followed by the species name. Homo is the genus, sapien is the species, you uneducated ****.
#25 to #19 - krasnogvardiech
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(07/07/2013) [-]
I know this. My joke was deliberately doing that and making the above **** up as literal.
#8 to #2 - rakaka
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(07/07/2013) [-]
I pictured someone slowly gaining energy or something while very nefariously hiding in a corner
#10 - welfarekid
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#13 to #10 - welfarekid
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(07/07/2013) [-]
My god..
#42 to #10 - Loppytaffy
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(07/07/2013) [-]
But which one?
English? Scotish? Welsh?

Let's assume English; Liverpool, London, Manchester, Yorkshire, Nottinghamshire, Cornwall?

Also Mock the Week is a British show. And Russel Howard is British.
#45 to #42 - mads
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(07/07/2013) [-]
southern british, around kent, but the richer area of kent.
#46 to #42 - Loppytaffy
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(07/07/2013) [-]
So you mean southern England?
#40 to #10 - nekomegz
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(07/07/2013) [-]
I also read this in a british accent!

Most likely because I am british.

And weirdly enough, it feels like the capcha is making fun of me
#16 to #10 - theavatarspupil
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(07/07/2013) [-]
*100 pounds
*pay
Obviously British
#24 to #16 - rynkar
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(07/07/2013) [-]
... how is 'pay' British? Everyone says pay when it is the correct tense.
#12 to #10 - lolfire
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Because it is British.
#32 to #12 - heyheyenglish
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(07/07/2013) [-]
English* sorry
#35 to #32 - anon
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(07/07/2013) [-]
What the ****.
#36 to #35 - heyheyenglish
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(07/07/2013) [-]
there are three countries within Britain, russell howard is english, just thought i'd let ya know
#38 to #36 - fistpump
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(07/07/2013) [-]
But it's still within politically correct boundaries to refer to it as British...
#41 to #38 - heyheyenglish
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(07/07/2013) [-]
indeed, still rustles my jimmies
#17 - seveer
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(07/07/2013) [-]
But ... lion is kill.
But ... lion is kill.
#20 to #17 - skarrer
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(07/07/2013) [-]
he is die?
#21 to #20 - stegovii
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(07/07/2013) [-]
#22 to #21 - skarrer
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(07/07/2013) [-]
no
#48 to #22 - fuckingtrolls
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(07/07/2013) [-]
#51 to #21 - skyissky
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(07/07/2013) [-]
#57 - nortledrones
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(07/07/2013) [-]
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Dude I have no idea what this show is about but my mom just brought me dominoes and she forgot the cinnamon sticks. I'm quite upset.
#43 - anon
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Russell Howard is a cunt and mock the week is the worst show ever
#44 to #43 - mads
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(07/07/2013) [-]
You have obviously never seen it
#47 to #43 - jordoguy
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(07/07/2013) [-]
When there is shows such as Paris Hilton's British best friend nothing else can be the worst show
#23 - articulate
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(07/07/2013) [-]
When I was little I was at a warehouse store and they had a big doghouse out so I cralled inside and came out on all fours barking at a lady and scared her good. It was fun.
#58 - flusteredmoose
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(07/07/2013) [-]
I'd do that sort of thing for free.
#54 - anon
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Minus the lion costume, this actually happened to me a few weeks ago lol
#34 - anon
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(07/07/2013) [-]
And then he comes out of the cupboard and goes impale, hex, finger of death.
#5 - mcsloth
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(07/07/2013) [-]
damn that would be a fun job
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