Coming Soon to a Dinner Table Near You. .. 2spooky
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#3 - confusticated (07/06/2013) [-]
#11 - cutiepyro (07/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - I Am Monkey (07/07/2013) [-]
I want to make a movie like Paranormal Activity and advertise it as an intense horror movie. Except nothing ever happens. It's just 90 minutes of a family going about their day done "found footage" style with suspense building over the house creaking and the wind blowing doors open. It would just be a test to see how long the audience would sit for before they realize nothing is happening. If they make it to the end, the credits just say "congratulations, you're stupid".
#7 to #6 - John Cena (07/07/2013) [-]
Unless it reaches "Rebecca Black's Friday" status, then it would never sell. By that i mean the only reason people watched Friday was because their friends told them how bad it was. That movie will be terrible and no one will watch it. Critics will rate it horrifically. I don't exactly understand how you plan to get an audience past premiere night.

tl;dr it won't happen no one will purposely pay to watch a terrible movie. Massive media and communication will screw you over.
User avatar #8 to #7 - kobegriffeysanders (07/07/2013) [-]
You must be great at parties.
#9 to #8 - John Cena (07/07/2013) [-]
>implying i go to parties
#12 to #6 - elgrind (07/07/2013) [-]
You just describe Paranormal Activity.
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#13 - John Cena (07/07/2013) [-]
fukin fake, they sit on one side wtf faget
User avatar #10 - rainbowrush ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
Why does no one sit at the other side of the table?
User avatar #5 - demandsgayversion (07/06/2013) [-]
Sat at a dinner table with family in the first time in a long time last night. We talked about placenta, my brother in law almost puked.
User avatar #20 - chiktikkavaspaus (07/07/2013) [-]
This has been a film presentation by the NSA.
User avatar #18 - teoferrazzi (07/07/2013) [-]
promoted with the least realistic stock picture ever..
User avatar #17 - doganator (07/07/2013) [-]
Thats not normal, the dad isnt even beating his wife or locking his daughter in a cage like mine. Man last time i checked you cant eat at the table until you turn 18 and buy your own
#16 - monsterderp (07/07/2013) [-]
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#4 - SILENCEnight (07/06/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at Coral Blue #5 ** ... I would watch that
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at Coral Blue #5 ** ... I would watch that
User avatar #2 - onefuckingskurut (07/06/2013) [-]
I want to see this one soo badly. For real!
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