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#34 to #16 - nimithecat (07/07/2013) [-]
Yes I'm a brony, and yes I would bring a ******* horse into my living room,
but
#1: My wife won't god damned let me.
#2: I don't wanna clean up horse ****
#3: If it starts walking around it's gonna clumsily knock all over my **** off the tables.
#4: My carpet's gonna have hoof marks all over it and it'll take days to restore.

Congratulations on reading this, have some sushi ponies.
Even the haters might like this, since you know... eating them kills them(except in Eren's case, he just turns into giants'n **** )
#15 - penisflower (07/07/2013) [-]
Jeremy, for ***** sake, would you ******* please be quiet already? I am goddamn trying to watch Desperate Housewives here.
User avatar #29 to #15 - analleakage (07/07/2013) [-]
More like Desperate Horsewifes
User avatar #11 - outerfiend (07/07/2013) [-]
and the mess that is made when butt-stallion here ***** on the floor.
#21 to #11 - asftrooper (07/07/2013) [-]
You probably shat bricks when you found out Gearbox actually turned Butt Stallion into a MLP character.
User avatar #36 to #21 - outerfiend (07/07/2013) [-]
I WAS NOT AT THAT PART YET GODDAMMIT
#38 to #36 - asftrooper (07/08/2013) [-]
Sorry
User avatar #39 to #38 - outerfiend (07/08/2013) [-]
ah doesn't matter
User avatar #1 - dirgeofasimo (07/06/2013) [-]
Don't horses die if they're on the ground too long?
#2 to #1 - mraye (07/06/2013) [-]
No... otherwise they'd never be able to sleep.
User avatar #8 to #2 - quantumlegend (07/07/2013) [-]
Horses lock their legs and sleep standing.
User avatar #3 to #2 - dirgeofasimo (07/06/2013) [-]
Well they would sleep kneeling, not sleep sideways, which is what I'm saying they'd die from. I'm I thinking of another animal or am I just confused?
#4 to #3 - mraye (07/06/2013) [-]
Some shark species need to constantly swim so that they don't drown, could that be it?
User avatar #5 to #4 - dirgeofasimo (07/06/2013) [-]
Maybe yeah.
User avatar #7 to #5 - yeahvinyl (07/07/2013) [-]
Horses sleep standing or sometimes laying in a kneeling type position, yes, and they can die if laying down too long because their organs collapse on each other.
#32 to #1 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
yes, they can only lie on the ground for 30 minutes because their organs twist around each other
User avatar #20 to #1 - archiferd (07/07/2013) [-]
They nap on the ground but if they're lying down for say a week or weeks they can crush their bones and organs
User avatar #10 to #1 - myrtille (07/07/2013) [-]
Yes, but horses like taking naps or lying on the ground for a little while. Perfectly normal.
#14 - PedoBearsAcomin (07/07/2013) [-]
The **** you looking at
#17 - comanderspy (07/07/2013) [-]
dat plot
#24 - asftrooper (07/07/2013) [-]
Helloooooooooooooo BUTT STALLION!
Helloooooooooooooo BUTT STALLION!
#6 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
clop clop
#35 - jchipper (07/07/2013) [-]
WOW why is she cheating on her man?
User avatar #12 - wargeneralwest (07/07/2013) [-]
wow. that's kinda lame....


******* horse jokes
#33 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
is it just me who thought of karl pilkington and the house with a horse in it?
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#25 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
it has no horse shoes.....
User avatar #19 - mankey ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
No Sarah Jessica Parker jokes yet? Or have they been done and now it's just.....beating a dead horse?
User avatar #13 - rhiaanor (07/07/2013) [-]
What the **** are you doing with that kid sp00n
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