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ili I is I
we ' f. have any peepants of fatalities yet,
but w' '. that the death tell may be in
the hundreds of millions.
la ! , a population of
viii' ' ' t' Staht thousand Torn, so this
would be quite devastating.
Any word on hes: the survivors
in the town are doing Mitch?
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the tawn bf B' , Tom, but
that there' s lensing, raping
and yes, even acts of cannibalism.
My god, youve actually seen people
looting, raping and eating each other?
actually seen it Torn,
we' re just reporting it.
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User avatar #149 - ipwnyounine (07/07/2013) [-]
Damn. I've been busy all day and I finally log into FJ at 1:30 TO THIS.

This is new.
#147 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
you guys are all saying fox news... it's CNN that this is based off of, in regards to the Boston marathon bombing, CNN reported first as to what happened without knowing anything. Though i do agree fox news is ass you guys don't seem to know what you are talking about.
#146 - nyeeeh (07/07/2013) [-]
I've seen this five times already
DJ 4DM1N please bring back titles
#139 - capsarecool (07/07/2013) [-]
If anyone wants to check out this cool new thing
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It's quite interesting the power of the crowd
#140 to #139 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
It WAS cool you guys! My life will never be the same! Asians CAN read minds!
User avatar #128 - coolguyd (07/07/2013) [-]
Oh how I love South Park
#121 - toxictangerine (07/07/2013) [-]
Sounds like the news lately about Edward Snowden
Sounds like the news lately about Edward Snowden
User avatar #130 to #121 - wottafella (07/07/2013) [-]
Hell, that's what the news is about when it comes to most things.
#109 - crossedgex **User deleted account** (07/07/2013) [-]
wow its fox news
User avatar #113 to #109 - urfunnyman (07/07/2013) [-]
in a nut shell
#94 - bdowns (07/07/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #2819011 at Friendly **
#80 - nooneofinterest (07/07/2013) [-]
I read it in their voices
I read it in their voices
#77 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
this just ******* happened today with the crash landing at san fransisco international. the ******* news was saying 2 deaths for the whole day before those people magically were resuscitated.
#59 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
I read this as "No.. no we haven't just actually seen it Tom, we're reporting it."
#120 to #57 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
Even Republicans should be able to recognize how incredibly biased Fox News is.
#112 to #57 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
If anyone here is trying to defend Fox News, take note: [url deleted]
User avatar #117 to #112 - welfarekid (07/07/2013) [-]
Ill keep that in mind.
#115 to #112 - clevernameguy (07/07/2013) [-]
Nice URL ya got there.
#97 to #57 - sladex (07/07/2013) [-]
Works on the other political spectrum also
#129 to #97 - jakeattack (07/07/2013) [-]
while they are not completely unbiased, they dont make up ******* lies, therefore no
User avatar #131 to #129 - kikekicker (07/07/2013) [-]
Tell yourself whatever to sleep at night bro.
#132 to #131 - jakeattack (07/07/2013) [-]
tell me your side then.......or then nobody really gains anything
User avatar #137 to #132 - kikekicker (07/07/2013) [-]
You seriously think they never lie? You honestly believe the media never lies?
#138 to #137 - jakeattack (07/07/2013) [-]
well, no, but well still. okay now i think about it yeah they probably lie, but still, they are more trustworthy as a channel as a whole than fox.
#141 to #138 - iluvharrypotter ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvBQDHqdCck
One of MSNBC editted videos to spread their agenda. Mainstream America media is very biased, especially MSNBC. FOX had it moments during the Bush years, now MSNBC and HLC are having their moments of being unfactual, very biased, often lying and editting their segments.
I have to say ABC is the least biased and retarded than the biggest media news in the country.
#143 to #141 - iluvharrypotter ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
*HLN, not HLC
#98 to #97 - welfarekid (07/07/2013) [-]
lets just get this outta the way
#161 to #98 - davidavidson (07/07/2013) [-]
CNN IS A VERY UNBIASED SOURCE ON CURRENT EVENTS

BE SURE TO CATCH THE NIGHTLY TICKLE FIGHT BETWEEN ANDERSON COOPER AND WOLF BLITZER!!
#162 to #161 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
LEL/10

JIDF butt-sore incoming
User avatar #91 to #57 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (07/07/2013) [-]
why, because their republican?
User avatar #95 to #91 - welfarekid (07/07/2013) [-]
I live in south georgia, every governor, mayor, or elected official we have is republican.
User avatar #116 to #95 - urfunnyman (07/07/2013) [-]
well i'm peter of the peters thats my party
User avatar #103 to #95 - imonaboatman (07/07/2013) [-]
I live in Alabama; it's the exact same thing.



I have to keep my political opinions to myself most of the time.
#107 to #103 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
Places like Detroit are left in ruins and they have had a long line of democrat politicians. The sooner people stop treating politics like some sort of sports game the sooner we can focus on actual progress.
User avatar #108 to #107 - imonaboatman (07/07/2013) [-]
I agree completely. Just as places down here in the South have stayed the same for 70 years and made no progress for the same reason. I really think we should abolish the two-party system. It's ridiculous.
User avatar #118 to #108 - desiduratum (07/07/2013) [-]
Agreed. No two-partying anymore. From this day forth I will have my own party, the Potato party!
#119 to #118 - imonaboatman (07/07/2013) [-]
I know you're joking, but I'm serious. Both parties are deeply corrupted when it comes down to it, and neither truly look out for the greater interest of the people. Plus, their are millions of independents in America. It's become a football game, where most people don't even know the platforms of either party - they just vote for whoever their friends and family tell them to vote for. As more people become educated with the greater and easier access to knowledge we have in our modern world, a lot more independents will probably arise.
I know you're joking, but I'm serious. Both parties are deeply corrupted when it comes down to it, and neither truly look out for the greater interest of the people. Plus, their are millions of independents in America. It's become a football game, where most people don't even know the platforms of either party - they just vote for whoever their friends and family tell them to vote for. As more people become educated with the greater and easier access to knowledge we have in our modern world, a lot more independents will probably arise.
User avatar #122 to #119 - desiduratum (07/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was being serious too, except for the potato part. I don't like the two-party system either and have many libertarian views myself.
#154 to #122 - sunskrythewolfie (07/07/2013) [-]
Lol **** it. Im moving to canada before the US branches off into 2 separate countries

picture semi-related
#114 to #108 - clevernameguy (07/07/2013) [-]
In Mississippi, I'm an endangered species, which I hate, because I love pretty much everything else about the people here. Mostly
#85 to #57 - durkadurka (07/07/2013) [-]
If you think that it's just them, you need to re-evaluate your perspective.    
   
Just sayin.
If you think that it's just them, you need to re-evaluate your perspective.

Just sayin.
User avatar #86 to #85 - welfarekid (07/07/2013) [-]
I don't think it is only them, they are just about the worst though, and I only said shut the **** up because he is anon.
#150 to #86 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
The only thing that an account do for you is keeping your thumbs, why does it mater so much?
User avatar #151 to #150 - welfarekid (07/07/2013) [-]
It allows me to talk to friends, post more comments faster, and post content, I get more permissions with an account.
You are just a lurker
#89 to #86 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
Having an account doesn't make you any less anon on the internet. Especially when you have no trace of your identity on your profile. You're equally worthless with all the other anons.
User avatar #93 to #89 - welfarekid (07/07/2013) [-]
I actually do have traces of my identity attached to this account, and that doesn't matter, Im just anon-racist. Heh it's kind of a pun.
#81 to #57 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
You fail to realize that ALL media hubs do the exact same thing.
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#142 to #123 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
that's the point genius
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User avatar #83 to #81 - welfarekid (07/07/2013) [-]
You fail to realize that SHUT THE **** UP.
User avatar #68 to #57 - majortomcomics (07/07/2013) [-]
Your name is welfarekid. You're just as cancerous as Fox is.
#82 to #68 - skinless (07/07/2013) [-]
so does this mean im really skinless?????
User avatar #74 to #68 - welfarekid (07/07/2013) [-]
Yeah because you're really a cartoon artist, like I am really on welfare.
User avatar #124 to #74 - majortomcomics (07/07/2013) [-]
>Comics aren't cartoons
>I made that my name because I made a lot of comics featuring my take on Major Tom
>You're retarded
User avatar #110 to #74 - hitlersoneballsack (07/07/2013) [-]
and like im really the reincarnated left ballsack of Adolf Hitler, but seriously I am
User avatar #126 to #110 - majortomcomics (07/07/2013) [-]
I only have one ballsack
User avatar #127 to #126 - hitlersoneballsack (07/07/2013) [-]
am I talking to the other part of myself?
User avatar #134 to #133 - hitlersoneballsack (07/07/2013) [-]
hi hitler
User avatar #135 to #134 - majortomcomics (07/07/2013) [-]
I'm not hitler. Just the other part of his ballsack.
User avatar #136 to #135 - hitlersoneballsack (07/07/2013) [-]
jerry? JERRY ITS YOU! how you been buddy
User avatar #156 to #136 - majortomcomics (07/07/2013) [-]
Wait-NORMAN?
User avatar #157 to #156 - hitlersoneballsack (07/07/2013) [-]
you crazy ****** , haven't seen you since 1916, and sorry about the whole falling off thing but the Reich is pretty neat you know, come back up here bro!
#164 to #157 - anonymous (07/12/2013) [-]
Whatever the hell this conversation is it doesn't have enough thumbs
User avatar #165 to #164 - hitlersoneballsack (07/12/2013) [-]
probably cause it was days ago
User avatar #111 to #110 - welfarekid (07/07/2013) [-]
lol'd hard.
User avatar #73 to #68 - durkadurka (07/07/2013) [-]
I was just reading about the first spacewalk minutes ago and then I log on and see your profile pic.
User avatar #125 to #73 - majortomcomics (07/07/2013) [-]
It's an awesome picture.
User avatar #40 - temporaryafrican (07/07/2013) [-]
I saw Beaverton and got really excited that it was being mentioned, only to be crushed with disappointment when I found out it wasn't the Beaverton I was thinking of
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User avatar #62 to #61 - temporaryafrican (07/07/2013) [-]
Oregon
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User avatar #36 - footballmaniac (07/07/2013) [-]
What episode is this from?
#67 to #36 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
the one were Kenny dies
User avatar #39 to #36 - localcatbarber (07/07/2013) [-]
The one where Stan and Cartman breaks the dam.
User avatar #55 to #39 - missrainbowdash (07/07/2013) [-]
is that the one where there's like an ocean of piss?
User avatar #70 to #55 - thesupervillian (07/07/2013) [-]
Thats the waterpark episode. This one they were at a lake in a boat.
User avatar #43 to #39 - dyllygaf (07/07/2013) [-]
No, I broke the dam
User avatar #44 to #43 - localcatbarber (07/07/2013) [-]
No, seriously. Stan and Cartman actually broke the dam.
User avatar #45 to #44 - dyllygaf (07/07/2013) [-]
I understand now..

We all broke the dam
User avatar #47 to #45 - localcatbarber (07/07/2013) [-]
No! Stan and Cartman drove a boat into the dam!
User avatar #48 to #47 - dyllygaf (07/07/2013) [-]
........


I broke the dam
User avatar #49 to #48 - localcatbarber (07/07/2013) [-]
Stan and Cartman broke the ******* dam!
User avatar #58 to #49 - gibroner (07/07/2013) [-]
I broke the dam
User avatar #60 to #58 - KevinPutt (07/07/2013) [-]
I broke the dam.
#92 to #60 - blanketandpillow (07/07/2013) [-]
I broke the dam
User avatar #104 to #92 - tehnoblebean (07/07/2013) [-]
I am Spartacus.
#153 to #104 - amonomous (07/07/2013) [-]
You killed it.
User avatar #54 to #49 - footballmaniac (07/07/2013) [-]
"Look, I know you think he's your best friend, but Kyle is a Jew rat! He has his Jew ethics while he hoards his greedy Jew gold, and he will Jew you out if you tell him about this!"
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User avatar #51 to #49 - dyllygaf (07/07/2013) [-]
Oh boy, this could go on forever lol thanks for entertaining me and being a good sport
User avatar #41 to #39 - footballmaniac (07/07/2013) [-]
Thank you. A thumb for your troubles.
User avatar #42 to #41 - localcatbarber (07/07/2013) [-]
Wasn't really any trouble, but okay. You're welcome!
User avatar #50 to #42 - footballmaniac (07/07/2013) [-]
It's a figure of speech. lol
User avatar #53 to #50 - localcatbarber (07/07/2013) [-]
Oh well. Couldn't be bothered to google it. I suddenly remembered the name of the episode though, I think it's called Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow.
User avatar #56 to #53 - footballmaniac (07/07/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm watching it right now.

"Look, I know you think he's your best friend, but Kyle is a Jew rat! He has his Jew ethics while he hoards his greedy Jew gold, and he will Jew you out if you tell him about this!"

lolololololol
#32 - youngnigga (07/06/2013) [-]
-But Bill... These stories aren't true, that would be wrong.    
-						****					 IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!!
-But Bill... These stories aren't true, that would be wrong.
- **** IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!!
User avatar #23 - shacmaster (07/06/2013) [-]
Anyone have a link where I can watch south park online?
#158 to #23 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
http : // www . watchcartoononline . com /cartoon - list # S

This is a pretty cool site. It has all cartoons and even anime to watch!
#155 to #23 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
[url deleted]
#152 to #23 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
www . SouthParkStudios . com
User avatar #102 to #23 - welfarekid (07/07/2013) [-]
Does anyone not related to the NSA know where this fine gentleman can illegally pirate videos? #terrorist #snowden #nuclear missle
#76 to #23 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
www . southpark-zone.blogspot . com
#75 to #23 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
[url deleted]
User avatar #37 to #23 - pwoneill (07/07/2013) [-]
www.netflix.com
i am not very helpful
#35 to #23 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
[url deleted] park
User avatar #34 to #23 - footballmaniac (07/06/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

Completely free. Just make sure you have ad blocker.
User avatar #30 to #23 - imolestthequeen (07/06/2013) [-]
Google.
User avatar #29 to #27 - shacmaster (07/06/2013) [-]
UK, I can't view it . I'm crying right now.
User avatar #166 to #29 - rheago (09/05/2013) [-]
Adam, you suck
#167 to #166 - shacmaster (09/06/2013) [-]
Screw you thomas
Screw you thomas
#69 to #29 - andthenilold (07/07/2013) [-]
I'm swedish and I have to use southparkstudios.se. Maybe You need to login to view this link works?
#64 to #29 - cocainecowboy (07/07/2013) [-]
You poor soul...
User avatar #31 to #29 - dropdeadbiotch (07/06/2013) [-]
My god..... I feel so bad for you. Can you watch Comedy Central? Its on there quite alot.
User avatar #16 - mayormilkman (07/06/2013) [-]
It's not like the internet isn't immune from sensationalism, though.
User avatar #7 - samschowalter (07/06/2013) [-]
I live in Beaverton.....
#148 to #7 - kenzierex (07/07/2013) [-]
Me too!
Me too!
User avatar #100 to #7 - dillard1 (07/07/2013) [-]
I live in Aloha
#4 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
Sounds like Fox News
#6 to #4 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
why does fox news get so much hate. it is no more biased than the other american news stations.
User avatar #18 to #6 - matriculator (07/06/2013) [-]
Fox News shouldn't be classified as news. The anchors basically spew their opinions out and ask the viewers to swallow and regurgitate it. Are other News stations a bit biased? Yes, but they don't blatantly put it out there like Fox News. I've never seen an anchor from another News network cutting an interviewer just because he doesn't agree with the person's opinion, or he's losing, this happens more than often on Fox News. They also often distort the truth by editing things out to take people out of context.
User avatar #84 to #18 - durkadurka (07/07/2013) [-]
I've seen MSNBC cut off people like it's routine. Other stations will also stack 2+ guest of their approved opinion versus one dissenter. It was stations like CBS and ABC who edited tapes and photos to make George Zimmerman seem like a horrid racist. Other stations' hosts spew their views all of the time as well.

I don't buy that Fox News is so much more biased. I think you don't notice this thanks to a bit of your own bias. I'm not accusing you of anything; It's natural for people to skip over opinions they tend to agree with and notice opposing ones.

I'm certainly not saying Fox News is not biased or less biased. I'll go out of my way to state that it is fairly obvious that they have their opinions and agenda. At the end of the election, a sort of survey was done to measure the amount of negative and positive reports about both Mitt Romney and Barrack Obama from Fox News and MSNBC. It was found that Fox. The results were that while both channels obviously had many more positive reports for their respective candidates, Fox was a bit more "fair".

And yes, the anchors giving opinions really bothers me: I think that's Fox's worst source of bias. If they just stuck to the reporting they'd be leaps and bounds closer towards "fair and balanced".

TL;DR: The major news organizations are all roughly on the same level of political partisanship. There's no real outrageous out-lier. I think if people attempted to compensate for the skewered vision their political goggles give them and took an honest look at the media, they'd have to admit this.

Thankfully the media is slowly losing relevance and can be contrasted with the accurate information.
#19 to #18 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
all news isnt news in this day and age.... its what people want us to believe about what they want us to hear. its not like any of the report the truth going on
User avatar #20 to #19 - matriculator (07/06/2013) [-]
True. I myself never watch the news on TV. I get most of my current events from things like Wikileaks, occasionally Yahoo's front page.
User avatar #24 to #20 - supername (07/06/2013) [-]
try huffington post it's pretty fair and accurate
User avatar #26 to #24 - matriculator (07/06/2013) [-]
Thanks. I use it from time to time
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User avatar #8 to #6 - ILIEKPEPSEE ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
A. No it isnt, Fox spins **** harder than a goddamn blender.
B. Conservative bias=worse bias than liberal bias, duh
#15 to #8 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
lol not really, they spin **** just as equally.
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#3 - professoraquard (07/06/2013) [-]
if you didn't see it with your eyes, then don't believe it
#163 to #3 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
EZIO! Stop Recruiting Assassins...
User avatar #160 to #3 - lolollo ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
The assassins believe in the fluidity of society, and the finality of choice as truth. They don't needlessly disbelieve everything they don't personally witness. There needs to be some level of trust between you and other people. It's basic human nature. It's why we were able to survive as a species based on cooperation,and why the brotherhood was able to flourish.

Had Ezio followed this thought process, he would have micromanaged every single mission the brotherhood was reaponsible for across Europe. No assassins would have been trained and sent off to handle it themselves. Rome wuld have never been influenced, and the brotherhood would never have succeeded.
#106 to #3 - worried (07/07/2013) [-]
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believe none of what you hear and half of what you see
#105 to #3 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
i cant see myself with a gf...
User avatar #90 to #3 - poiklman (07/07/2013) [-]
You've never seen your brain, so you don't believe you have one?
#88 to #3 - fourthusername (07/07/2013) [-]
if we don't see it with our eyes we can't believe it? that washes years of science, logic, and philosophies down the drain, (not to mention religion, math, and world history).
essentially, your asking us to live like cavemen. Next time you pick up a philosophy from a video game, don't try to expand on it by yourself, all you have done is embarrass yourself.
User avatar #87 to #3 - vycanismajoris (07/07/2013) [-]
what if i see something with my nose?
User avatar #78 to #3 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
I can't see oxygen, therefore it doesn't exist.
User avatar #66 to #3 - bkceallaigh (07/07/2013) [-]
How do you know which way the wind blows?
Because I can_ feel_ it all around.

You should have said, "Don't assume what others say are concrete proof."
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#33 to #3 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (07/06/2013) [-]
What if you were hallucinating?
User avatar #25 to #3 - beatmasterz (07/06/2013) [-]
Stop being so edgy, you're scaring the children.
#38 to #25 - scaring (07/07/2013) [-]
You called?
#22 to #3 - flixoe (07/06/2013) [-]
I am now Atheist.
User avatar #79 to #22 - samous (07/07/2013) [-]
according to his logic, did you see the big bang?
#46 to #22 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
good you should be
#21 to #3 - feelythefeel (07/06/2013) [-]
I didn't see quark-gluon plasma condense into matter, so by your logic we're all still quark-gluon plasma?
#17 to #3 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
Well, I can't see oxygen, that dosen't mean it's noHNNNNNNNNNNNNN
User avatar #13 to #3 - willindor (07/06/2013) [-]
So the Twin Towers are still standing tall in all their glory?
#71 to #13 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
who gives a crap?
User avatar #12 to #3 - ChristopherLloyd (07/06/2013) [-]
i didn't see world war 2, didn't happen
#11 to #3 - existacne (07/06/2013) [-]
B-but...
User avatar #9 to #3 - unhappyspanners (07/06/2013) [-]
Such a bad way to live your life.
User avatar #5 to #3 - GoReMoTe (07/06/2013) [-]
sweet, vita wallpaper
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