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Half-Life 3 Confirmed

I Anonymous (ID: ) 07/ tn/ 13( Mon) 05: 25: 04 No. 490388693
has developed a serious heart condition
one asks for his top developers in valve
tthey come into the hospital to hear what he has to say
alright gang"
o-" so here' s the deal"
o-" for the last 60 years i' been working on )
tthe developers' eyes widen
urinates
2: -one dry heaves
gabe," one says
haef life came out only fifty years ago!"
smiles
onhis grin widens
she' s so happy
she starts laughing uncontrollably
hoarder and harder gabe laughs
she laughs for hours
tthe developers stayed by his side as he lets out his final breath
tthey stand and take off their hats
tthey spend several moments in silence
where do you think it is," one finally says
i' ll take you to it," says a developer who wasn' t there before
she was wearing a tuxedo
she led the developers into the basement of the valve building
tthere was a single computer, monitor, and chair in the middle of the basement
tthe developers know what it holds as it is glowing a soft: yellow
tthey announce it at that year
tthe entire planet spends 4 hours in silence
ohone man dares to clap
atthe clap slowly spreads throughout the audience
sit gains momentum and speed
basoon the whole audience is clapping
ppeople in the streets clap and rejoice
tthe next quarter was spent cheering by every person on earth
spinally, half life 2 episode 2. 5 was released
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#37 - danmanscan (07/06/2013) [-]
>they stand and take off their hats.
"take off their hats"
No.
User avatar #56 to #37 - warzon (07/07/2013) [-]
There is only two reasons why anyone would take off their hat:

Better hat.
The king is dead.
User avatar #67 to #37 - nonamethewise (07/07/2013) [-]
Not all of their hats, just the top three or so.
User avatar #34 - tuckthisphit (07/06/2013) [-]
he can develop heart disease but not half life 3...
#25 - agentdoubleohio (07/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #82 to #25 - HardyUndertook (07/07/2013) [-]
what movie is this?
User avatar #5 - ultimoz (07/06/2013) [-]
Half Life 2: Episode 2, Segment 1.
#24 to #5 - dashortestusername (07/06/2013) [-]
wouldn't it be Half Life 2: Episode 2, Segment 2?
since there is already an episode 2
User avatar #32 to #24 - kadish (07/06/2013) [-]
By that logic right next to HF 2 would be HF 2 episode 2, but no, there is a HF2 episode 1 and then the episode 2
#15 - razschi (07/06/2013) [-]
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And there he will stand... Among the saints as we will continuosly pray for the next Half Life.
User avatar #30 to #15 - eddymolly (07/06/2013) [-]
gaben.tv


Suits your pic more than you know
User avatar #44 to #30 - keiishiyama (07/07/2013) [-]
That...that...that was beautiful.
#40 - raidaltamimi ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Remember..... Remember...
#2 - Nightelfbane (07/06/2013) [-]
didnt see that coming
#83 to #2 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
What manga is this?
#107 to #83 - memenoob (07/07/2013) [-]
Everyday Monster Girls
#46 to #2 - atma (07/07/2013) [-]
I have a hard time accepting that considering the blueness of your name
I have a hard time accepting that considering the blueness of your name
User avatar #47 to #46 - Nightelfbane (07/07/2013) [-]
half life 2 episode 2.5

i was expecting a 3 like in all the other "HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED" stories
#49 to #47 - atma (07/07/2013) [-]
but that wouldn't be a joke, that would just be the expected ending to the story being set up.
It's just that I've seen this same punchline used on FJ at least once a day for a good few months now, I'm surprised it was new to so many people
User avatar #55 to #2 - ihaveakeyboard (07/07/2013) [-]
manga?
#57 to #2 - agentdoubleohio (07/07/2013) [-]
this manga is one of my favorite it gave me one of my favorite pictures, thank you for this
#35 to #2 - memenoob (07/06/2013) [-]
I just read all 15 chapters of that last night!
#81 to #35 - aeonxan (07/07/2013) [-]
Interesting Information : Okayada (The Artist) also draws hentai of all characters from that manga...
User avatar #88 to #81 - killerliquid (07/07/2013) [-]
I did not know this.

I need it.
#85 to #81 - daix (07/07/2013) [-]
where can you find this? for reasons.
Im going to fap to it. vigorously.
#91 to #85 - aeonxan (07/07/2013) [-]
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Two doujins. Enjoy while it's still up here and if I'm not banned yet. There are others, but they ain't translated/uploaded yet.
#92 to #91 - aeonxan (07/07/2013) [-]
Er, here's a better link from rather than the first one that's translated :
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User avatar #94 to #92 - killerliquid (07/07/2013) [-]
It's thai
User avatar #87 to #85 - killerliquid (07/07/2013) [-]
You sick bastard

We all are, monstergirls are the ****
#33 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
that 4chan post...it ended...in.....3....
#31 - psychotec (07/06/2013) [-]
Oh holy **** , i didnt expect that at all. That was great...
#75 to #62 - strangesir (07/07/2013) [-]
900/60, too much work put into it.
900/60, too much work put into it.
User avatar #86 - garymuthafuknoak (07/07/2013) [-]
**garymuthafuknoak rolls 3**

Will never happen
User avatar #50 - frozo (07/07/2013) [-]
Anyone have that comic with the Pokemon RPG and the end of the world, and then Kojima thinks of alternate ideas and Gaben releases HL3? I'd appreciate it.
#101 to #50 - seffo (07/07/2013) [-]
kojima is the guy from kojima productions, i think miyamoto is the guy you're talking about
User avatar #52 to #50 - laelaps (07/07/2013) [-]
You have peaked my interest, let me know if someone finds that
User avatar #54 to #53 - laelaps (07/07/2013) [-]
You are a gentleman and a scholar
#14 - spacetequila (07/06/2013) [-]
>>he starts laughing uncontrollably.


You're hurting my heart, Gabe.
#9 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
Feels, and some tears in my eyes.

And maybe som insight, what will happen to Valve when he dies?

omg
#10 to #9 - alexanderh ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Well, based on the organisational structure indicated in the employee handbook, it will probably keep going, if it hasn't closed down beforehand.
#78 - xpyrofire **User deleted account** (07/07/2013) [-]
**xpyrofire rolls 2**
#79 to #78 - xpyrofire **User deleted account** (07/07/2013) [-]
#96 - gtocforyou (07/07/2013) [-]
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#80 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
They worked on the project for 60 years. There are 36 bullets in this post. The year is 2047. 2+4+7=13. 13+36 is 49. 60-49 is 11. The planet spent 4 hours in silence. 11-4 is 7. One man clapped. 7-1 is 6. Half life 2. 6/2 is 3.

Half Life 3 is confirmed. Check my facts
User avatar #11 - lordogames (07/06/2013) [-]
That's why it's taking so long. He's doing it all on his own.
#1 - imyourdaddy (07/06/2013) [-]
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