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lol...american pride. how shameful
1. No free healthcare. your government leaves you to die!!!
2. The worst education system in the western world which leaves more school leavers innumerate and illiterate than any other developed western country.
3. Higher crime rates and murder rates per percentage of population than any other developed country in the world.
4. It has the worst Economy on record, and cant even sustain its own national debt to itself, let alone the 7 trillion dollars owed to china.
5. It calls itself a superpower, and claims to have the best armed forces in the world but hasn't won a single war since the civil war over 200 years ago.
6. Has the highest percentage per population in the developed world of people living below the poverty line, just as weak as the third world countries.
7. Your iphone was made in china, you can't even develop your own economy, resources.
8. The most overweight country in the world by a large margin. A big, fat and stupid nation.
Just because my country isn't doing as well as I'd like, doesn't mean I can't have a little bit of national pride.
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you milk drinker? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Destruction School of Magic, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Windhelm, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Thu'um warfare and I'm the top archer in the entire imperial army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Tamriel, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of thieves across the entire provinces and you're being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the The Dark Brotherhood and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn welp. I will Shout fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, snowback.
now lets start a *********
not shameful to be proud of the country with the amazing military and stuff, and the fat stupid part not so much, but everything else, see morgan freeman to the left
1: sort of but not really.
2: undeniable best post secondary education in the entire world. overall top ten secondary and lower education.
3: just like xsap says diversity causes crime. though really not as bad as most people are lead on to think.
4: strongest economy in the world and bases of entire world market. owes only 1 trillion to china not 7. Never has to pay!
5: That's wrong on so many levels... civil war 150 years ago is undeniable world power having only been military overpowered in the war of 1812 other then that dominating every conflict it has been involved in.
6: rather high poverty largely due to an extreme gini index caused by an extremely large (compared to other countries) super wealthy class.
7: what U.S. produces 1/3 of worlds food supply and manufactures nearly 20% of global commodities china is below 10%. unknown to most he U.S. is the worlds largest manufacturer by value.
8: sadly pretty true though all developed countries suffer from this extremely badly
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[X] Told like a ******* bitch
Is this what we've come to? Copypasta responses to Copypasta?
Mark my words, in two year's time bots will run this site, upload reposts, and comment about said reposts.
suck it anon in comment 3. comment 8 anon ****** your ****.
Pride in your country is nothing to be ashamed of, boy.
it is if you're country is ****
ah.. gotta love uneducated 12 year old who read a joke on the internet about other country's and suddenly they are politically up to date...
Ok for 1.
even though the we don't have universal health care the government will never leave you to die, there is a form you can sign after visiting a hospital saying that you can afford the operation or a surgery and they will do everything for free...
2. If the education system was "sooooo bad" why are most of the worlds greatest doctors and scientists from the US? scientists from other country's move to the US to continue their education...
3.Highest crime and murder rate.... im not pointing any fingers but... a black person is 8 times more likely to commit crime then any other race in the U.S (about 78% of all crime each year).....
holocaust will fix everything
4.No country in the world has ever had a steady good economy, every country at some point went down and went back up, when the stock market crashed america was at its worst points, but in the 60-80 america was at its highest points...
5.we do have one of the best military in the world you uneducated ****, I like the way your talking **** but you might be from some ****** 3rd world country that probably will get its ass kicked by north Korea
6. I don't really give a **** how others live...
8. this is the point where i realized that you truly are an uneducated 12 year old... because if you were to do your research you would know that united states is hardly even in top 10 of the fattest country..
Can I see the source to where you are getting your percentages, i.e. 'a black person is 8 times more likely to commit a crime'.
Oh, your ass? Okay.
all you have to do is google it... but here is 1
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