British Customs. muh freedoms.. As an American I approve this message. Polandball usaball ukball


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#39 - Loppytaffy (07/06/2013) [-]
Guns and protected birds in the UK? Dont' ******* think so, mate.
#42 - profinfosaurus (07/06/2013) [-]
Man, I sure wish I had independence..
#1 - marinepenguin (07/06/2013) [-]
As an American I approve this message.
As an American I approve this message.
#3 to #1 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
lol...american pride. how shameful

1. No free healthcare. your government leaves you to die!!!
2. The worst education system in the western world which leaves more school leavers innumerate and illiterate than any other developed western country.
3. Higher crime rates and murder rates per percentage of population than any other developed country in the world.
4. It has the worst Economy on record, and cant even sustain its own national debt to itself, let alone the 7 trillion dollars owed to china.
5. It calls itself a superpower, and claims to have the best armed forces in the world but hasn't won a single war since the civil war over 200 years ago.
6. Has the highest percentage per population in the developed world of people living below the poverty line, just as weak as the third world countries.
7. Your iphone was made in china, you can't even develop your own economy, resources.
8. The most overweight country in the world by a large margin. A big, fat and stupid nation.
#8 to #3 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
1: sort of but not really.
2: undeniable best post secondary education in the entire world. overall top ten secondary and lower education.
3: just like xsap says diversity causes crime. though really not as bad as most people are lead on to think.
4: strongest economy in the world and bases of entire world market. owes only 1 trillion to china not 7. Never has to pay!
5: That's wrong on so many levels... civil war 150 years ago is undeniable world power having only been military overpowered in the war of 1812 other then that dominating every conflict it has been involved in.
6: rather high poverty largely due to an extreme gini index caused by an extremely large (compared to other countries) super wealthy class.
7: what U.S. produces 1/3 of worlds food supply and manufactures nearly 20% of global commodities china is below 10%. unknown to most he U.S. is the worlds largest manufacturer by value.
8: sadly pretty true though all developed countries suffer from this extremely badly
#26 to #8 - fractalius (07/06/2013) [-]
[ ] Not Told
[ ] Kinda Told
[ ] Told
[X] Told like a ******* bitch
#20 to #8 - sanguinesolitude (07/06/2013) [-]
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suck it anon in comment 3. comment 8 anon ****** your **** .
#23 to #8 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
Is this what we've come to? Copypasta responses to Copypasta?

Mark my words, in two year's time bots will run this site, upload reposts, and comment about said reposts.
User avatar #7 to #3 - absolutiondreams (07/06/2013) [-]
Pride in your country is nothing to be ashamed of, boy.
#47 to #7 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
it is if you're country is ****
#6 to #3 - xsap (07/06/2013) [-]
ah.. gotta love uneducated 12 year old who read a joke on the internet about other country's and suddenly they are politically up to date...

Ok for 1.
even though the we don't have universal health care the government will never leave you to die, there is a form you can sign after visiting a hospital saying that you can afford the operation or a surgery and they will do everything for free...
2. If the education system was "sooooo bad" why are most of the worlds greatest doctors and scientists from the US? scientists from other country's move to the US to continue their education...
3.Highest crime and murder rate.... im not pointing any fingers but... a black person is 8 times more likely to commit crime then any other race in the U.S (about 78% of all crime each year)..... holocaust will fix everything
4.No country in the world has ever had a steady good economy, every country at some point went down and went back up, when the stock market crashed america was at its worst points, but in the 60-80 america was at its highest points...
5.we do have one of the best military in the world you uneducated **** , I like the way your talking **** but you might be from some ****** 3rd world country that probably will get its ass kicked by north Korea
6. I don't really give a **** how others live...
7. K?
8. this is the point where i realized that you truly are an uneducated 12 year old... because if you were to do your research you would know that united states is hardly even in top 10 of the fattest country..
#44 to #6 - lyphowut (07/06/2013) [-]
Can I see the source to where you are getting your percentages, i.e. 'a black person is 8 times more likely to commit a crime'.

Oh, your ass? Okay.
User avatar #57 to #44 - xsap (07/06/2013) [-]
all you have to do is google it... but here is 1
#49 to #3 - heartlessrobot (07/06/2013) [-]
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#22 to #3 - timmity (07/06/2013) [-]
not shameful to be proud of the country with the amazing military and stuff, and the fat stupid part not so much, but everything else, see morgan freeman to the left
#46 to #3 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
**** yes!!!!
now lets start a *********
#176 to #3 - marinepenguin (07/08/2013) [-]
Just because my country isn't doing as well as I'd like, doesn't mean I can't have a little bit of national pride.
#51 - crazyoljew (07/06/2013) [-]
McDonald's, a bald eagle, and an M-16A1. Yup, Freedom is great
#65 to #51 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
you couldn't possible tell if that's an A1 or an A2
User avatar #70 to #65 - backupclover (07/07/2013) [-]
M16 is a rifle, that's an M! Abrams.
#73 to #70 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
He is referring to the original picture, genius.
User avatar #74 to #73 - backupclover (07/07/2013) [-]
But he was replaying to a picture of an M1 Abrams, perhaps I thought different to you.
#77 to #74 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
I read that the reply was directed at the original image, and you read it as being directed toward the comment's image. I see how that could be confusing now, and I retract my sarcastic remark, and formally apologize.
User avatar #78 to #77 - backupclover (07/07/2013) [-]
No problems.
#72 to #65 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
The A1 is usually seen with smooth hand guards, while the A2 is usually seen with hand guards with an easy to grip surface. The carry handle in the picture doesn't appear to detach, so A3 and A4 are out. The vertical lines on the hand guard and solid carry handle lead me to guess that it is an M16A2. This is coming from a U.S. Army small arms repairer, btw. (I know it doesn't show auto or burst, before someone tries to argue that)
User avatar #59 to #51 - actionmastermegatr (07/06/2013) [-]
So crap tasting fast food, an animal that eats woodland critters and a rifle that jams all the time?
User avatar #66 to #59 - arizonastar (07/07/2013) [-]
damn straight.

a 1 dollar burger in under 1 minute? i don't see the problem.

that animal can spot a mouse in a forest from several hundred feet.

the first generation of the m161a had issues jamming because it was depoyed in a humid jungle upon its first widespread wartime use, causing the barrel/bolt/carrier assembly ti rust and inhibit free movement, the implementation of a chromed barrel and bolt partially fixed the issue. the subsequent versions that are still in use today are some of the most reliable and easily serviced firearm systems around.

I am not seeing an issue here faggot.

User avatar #149 to #59 - viscerys (07/07/2013) [-]
Better than a cat without a tail, which is what I get.
#56 to #51 - zomaru (07/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #172 to #56 - postie (07/07/2013) [-]
Shame that isn't a Sherman they're hitting.
User avatar #91 to #56 - feedtehtrollz (07/07/2013) [-]
Girls und Panzer
#93 to #91 - zomaru (07/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #94 to #93 - feedtehtrollz (07/07/2013) [-]
I just finished watching the anime last night, so good.
#97 to #94 - zomaru (07/07/2013) [-]
Have you seen the OVAs or the Introduction videos yet?
User avatar #98 to #97 - feedtehtrollz (07/07/2013) [-]
of course, always good while driving my T-90 in Battlefield.

Girls und Panzer - Katyusha (full version with video)
#99 to #98 - zomaru (07/07/2013) [-]
Well, if you want information on the upcoming movie and new season, Befriend Postie and ask him to put you on his list.
User avatar #100 to #99 - feedtehtrollz (07/07/2013) [-]
...wat... New season and a movie... When the **** this this happen!?
#103 to #100 - zomaru (07/07/2013) [-]
In production, Postie knows more.
I know nothing.
User avatar #104 to #103 - feedtehtrollz (07/07/2013) [-]
**feedtehtrollz hugs you**
Danké for this.
#27 - doddythechef (07/06/2013) [-]
just going to leave this here
#33 to #27 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
>Implying the NHS is worth the tax payers money
>Free boob jobs to any skank from the scheme
>Can't get anything that would benefit mental health
(Eg, my cousin went to see about mole removal from his face as he was getting self-conscious and depressed from it, got told to **** off since they're not cancerous)
>Everything is growing pains or a strain until you're over 60, then its just old age.
#37 to #33 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
But at least if you get in a car crash, they wont just let you die or put you in crippling debt for the rest of your life.
#125 to #37 - swiftcashew (07/07/2013) [-]
Is that what happens in America? They just leave people in the middle of the street?
User avatar #143 to #125 - allamericandude (07/07/2013) [-]
*sigh* No....
#144 to #143 - swiftcashew (07/07/2013) [-]
yeah I was being sarcastic
User avatar #145 to #144 - allamericandude (07/07/2013) [-]
ah, gotcha
#45 to #33 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
Someone I knew had a lump on their shoulder. It was just fatty tissue, not cancerous, but a doctor referred them to a surgeon and they had it removed anyway. I think its case-by-case, not to mention how grumpy your doctor is.
User avatar #35 to #33 - doddythechef (07/06/2013) [-]
you cousin should of gone through a psychologist for the procedure
my friend had the same thing and he got it on the NHS, like girls with depression due to large breasts
#62 to #35 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
You weren't joking. Don't lie.
User avatar #137 to #27 - wolfmango (07/07/2013) [-]
if the government was that intrested in what kind of porn i watch i would just tell them.
User avatar #138 to #27 - mrdrpage (07/07/2013) [-]
****** Hanging Syndicate.

I just love that word...

User avatar #28 to #27 - postie (07/06/2013) [-]
We should enjoy it while we can.
It's not going to be around for much longer if Cameron gets his way.
User avatar #29 to #28 - doddythechef (07/06/2013) [-]
it will always be around
its like guns to america, we certainly won't let them take it
User avatar #30 to #29 - postie (07/06/2013) [-]
Well we might not let them take it, but they're doing extremely well at ruining it.
User avatar #31 to #30 - doddythechef (07/06/2013) [-]
i guess so
#68 to #27 - ohemgeezus (07/07/2013) [-]

The National Honor Society?
#111 to #68 - chammalam (07/07/2013) [-]
The Nipple Humping Sorority?
#24 - LtMcG (07/06/2013) [-]
#115 to #24 - revanthewin (07/07/2013) [-]
Not enough freedom! Abort!
#117 to #115 - abort (07/07/2013) [-]
Classic Murica, if you don't know why I am here you called me from my username.
User avatar #119 to #117 - revanthewin (07/07/2013) [-]
So... Get called to random threads often?
#18 - norwegianlolz ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #41 to #18 - stevensftw (07/06/2013) [-]
Can someone post the original HQ version of this?
#81 to #41 - sirfiiddlesticks (07/07/2013) [-]
here ya go buddy
User avatar #50 to #18 - xgeneration ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
what game is this?
User avatar #53 to #50 - eatchickendaily (07/06/2013) [-]
Pajama Sam
#171 to #53 - lotro (07/07/2013) [-]
That's not the source, prepare to die.
#15 - ComradeBritish ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #109 to #55 - deathstare (07/07/2013) [-]
Hey! You need a license to do that!
#36 - ofc (07/06/2013) [-]
I did not find this funny in any way, shape, or form.
#87 - atomicdoritoes (07/07/2013) [-]
i was going to say why does everyone assume the British still wear top hats and monocles, but then i looked to left and noticed actually own a top hat and monocle.
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#5 - ninjabadger ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #32 to #5 - postie (07/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #76 - piratechicken (07/07/2013) [-]
If I ever go to Britain on the Fourth of July I will definitely make this joke if I remember.
#69 - nighthawxx (07/07/2013) [-]
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America fuck yeah-team america
#61 - mraye (07/06/2013) [-]
In Britain we're not bogged down by abstract notions of Freedom and Rights. We have tradition and tea.
User avatar #147 to #61 - mynameisfoo (07/07/2013) [-]
yeah but you guys say words like bogged and spell things weird haha FREAKS
#86 to #61 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
Have fun with tradition and tea, but to each their own I guess
User avatar #80 - Greengreda (07/07/2013) [-]
I've never left the country so i have no clue what you're even supposed to "declare" to a customs officer ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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