turtle turtle. Am I not turtle enough for the turtle club?. myname is frogger fha ti) Mi I iinto . ' iditor' pre? ier.. the KING. He died a few months back.
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#52 - fallenoffacliff (07/06/2013) [-]
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#23 - blobboy (07/06/2013) [-]
He died a few months back.
He died a few months back.
User avatar #114 to #23 - mrcocoabeans (07/07/2013) [-]
too much heilling
#33 to #23 - giggleassasin (07/06/2013) [-]
Heard about that too, I'm glad I got a chance to see him a few months before it happened
User avatar #37 to #33 - blobboy (07/06/2013) [-]
You lucky fool.
I always wanted to see him.
#58 to #23 - kyletr (07/06/2013) [-]
www.wowhead.com/npc=66658/lonli-guju   
   
If you hug him, he follows you until he dies...
www.wowhead.com/npc=66658/lonli-guju

If you hug him, he follows you until he dies...
User avatar #61 to #58 - blobboy (07/06/2013) [-]
What is this link?
User avatar #62 to #61 - kyletr (07/06/2013) [-]
Wowhead is a database of quest, item, and npc data for World of Warcraft. Don't know where to find the Ogre Mage for that fancy staff? Look it up there...

In this case, it's showing where to find and comments about something WoW made in loving memory.
#38 to #23 - John Cena (07/06/2013) [-]
***** he died in 1945
User avatar #74 to #38 - walkerjam (07/06/2013) [-]
Well... That's a few months back...
User avatar #83 to #74 - blobboy (07/06/2013) [-]
He meant hitler, I didnt get it either.
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#2 - angarwaen (07/06/2013) [-]
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#5 to #2 - sinclairr (07/06/2013) [-]
for you
for you
#16 - felixfj (07/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #22 to #16 - harbingerwolf (07/06/2013) [-]
I want a pet one of those so bad...
#101 - ungcc (07/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #18 - pockyrin (07/06/2013) [-]
This turtle died before they could get him to mate or extract his dna. Why didn't they just wank him into a fake vagina like they do for cows?
User avatar #28 to #18 - hydrosbro ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
an old ***** aint gettin' jipped by a notha ***** yo
#32 to #18 - eloy (07/06/2013) [-]
Reptiles don't exactly have the same anatomy as mammals.
User avatar #65 to #18 - Furubatsu (07/06/2013) [-]
He did mate with other tortoises but none of the eggs ever hatched
#68 to #18 - imahugecunt (07/06/2013) [-]
He was the last of his species, and wouldn't mate with other types of tortoise, so they couldn't breed him, I guess.
He was the last of his species, and wouldn't mate with other types of tortoise, so they couldn't breed him, I guess.
User avatar #71 to #68 - pockyrin (07/06/2013) [-]
Well they had some luck recently extracting DNA from some bones of extinct wildcats and invetro popping them into their closest relative, and extinct cat was born recently, was cool enough to see.
#93 - breadmolester (07/06/2013) [-]
haven't laughed this hard since i fell off my dinosaur
User avatar #7 - phukyou (07/06/2013) [-]
Lightbulb....not even close
User avatar #21 to #7 - WolfRider (07/06/2013) [-]
but hisname is frogger
User avatar #63 to #7 - counteractive (07/06/2013) [-]
Whats this "lightbulb" everyone keeps using? Ive been here a decent ammount of time and never got a context for it.

inb4 someone with a bleached white username calling me a newfag.
User avatar #102 to #63 - waterbottlemanboy (07/06/2013) [-]
It's supposed to recognise text in the content and use them as tags because no one ever uses them properly.




newfag
User avatar #9 to #7 - theturkeyburger (07/06/2013) [-]
KING
#1 - wyattgc (07/06/2013) [-]
**wyattgc rolled a random image posted in comment #681464 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga **    
If anyway related to Hitler or ww2 I shall send OP 10 bucks.
**wyattgc rolled a random image posted in comment #681464 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga **
If anyway related to Hitler or ww2 I shall send OP 10 bucks.
#128 to #1 - pinkfloyd (07/07/2013) [-]
She's white, Hitler was white
#158 to #1 - jalthelas ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at The FUCKING DOORHANDLE!! **   
   
   
Hitler
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at The FUCKING DOORHANDLE!! **


Hitler
#82 to #1 - lizardnigger (07/06/2013) [-]
** ************ rolled a random image posted in comment #2658337 at Friendly ** if this is WW2 related, I'll give OP $15.
>inb4 rich
User avatar #87 to #82 - sirfiiddlesticks ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
David Tennant is two words.
World War 2
Gimme 15 bucks bitch
#105 to #82 - wyattgc (07/07/2013) [-]
Pay the man you he-bitch. His logic is flawless.
User avatar #175 to #82 - sirfiiddlesticks ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Nevar forget
User avatar #112 to #82 - sirfiiddlesticks ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
************ you owe me 15 bucks
#3 to #1 - sirfiiddlesticks ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
she's wearing shoes. Hitler wore shoes. Gimme 10 bucks bitch
#4 to #3 - wyattgc (07/06/2013) [-]
I shall if this post hits the front page.
#8 to #4 - sirfiiddlesticks ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Challenge accepted.
Challenge accepted.
#31 to #8 - wyattgc (07/06/2013) [-]
Where shall I be sending the money?
User avatar #45 to #31 - sirfiiddlesticks ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
I dunno, I don't have paypal
#46 to #45 - wyattgc (07/06/2013) [-]
Care for any games on steam?
User avatar #47 to #46 - sirfiiddlesticks ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
**** yes I do!
#48 to #47 - wyattgc (07/06/2013) [-]
Well you have a 20 dollar limit.
User avatar #50 to #48 - sirfiiddlesticks ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Fallout new vegas ultimate edition plox
steamcommunity.com/id/SirFiddlesticks
#51 to #50 - sirfiiddlesticks ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
He delivar'd. Today, Wyattgc was a pretty cool guy.
User avatar #53 to #51 - weazr (07/06/2013) [-]
Today, OP was a pretty cool guy. But seriously, that is sick.
User avatar #107 to #51 - tomoyomomo (07/07/2013) [-]
good choice
#153 to #51 - siemorecox (07/07/2013) [-]
You are anawesome dude, and you should feel good about yourself
#151 to #48 - reallyoldfag (07/07/2013) [-]
I am 			*******		 impressed.  You are a man of honor, and I will remember your name.   
I will thumb up every comment I see of yours, unless you're being an asshat.  I expect even more great things from you.   
   
Hey!  While you're being generous... Do you know how to make gifs from vids?  If so, what is the easiest program to do it in?  Also I'd like to be able to add text on certain frames and not just static text.     
   
If anyone else sees this and can help, thank you in advance.     
I'm trying to learn, but it is hard to do with nurses, pulmonary techs, doctors, housekeeping, etc. disturbing me.  (I've been in the hospital for months.)   
I'm sorry that I am rambling.  It gets lonely in here.  They've turned off the lights on the unit and I get a nursing assistant every 4-6 hours to come turn and change me.  (It's supposed to be every two hours.)  I apologize for all of this, but it's Saturday night and everyone is either asleep or partying.  I 'm sorry everyone.  Have a happy day!
I am ******* impressed. You are a man of honor, and I will remember your name.
I will thumb up every comment I see of yours, unless you're being an asshat. I expect even more great things from you.

Hey! While you're being generous... Do you know how to make gifs from vids? If so, what is the easiest program to do it in? Also I'd like to be able to add text on certain frames and not just static text.

If anyone else sees this and can help, thank you in advance.
I'm trying to learn, but it is hard to do with nurses, pulmonary techs, doctors, housekeeping, etc. disturbing me. (I've been in the hospital for months.)
I'm sorry that I am rambling. It gets lonely in here. They've turned off the lights on the unit and I get a nursing assistant every 4-6 hours to come turn and change me. (It's supposed to be every two hours.) I apologize for all of this, but it's Saturday night and everyone is either asleep or partying. I 'm sorry everyone. Have a happy day!
User avatar #164 to #151 - mrcristal (07/07/2013) [-]
maybe you want this, I dont know how to use it but I googled a little imgflip.com/gifgenerator
#173 to #164 - reallyoldfag (07/07/2013) [-]
Thank you!  I'll try that when I get a chance.     
You didn't have to google it.  But you did, but you did, but you did.  And I thank you.
Thank you! I'll try that when I get a chance.
You didn't have to google it. But you did, but you did, but you did. And I thank you.
#163 to #151 - wyattgc (07/07/2013) [-]
Why thank you my good sir. However I sadly don't know how to make gifs from videos. For your sake I shall try to learn.
#10 to #8 - wyattgc (07/06/2013) [-]
If it makes top 5 i'll give 20 =P
#11 to #10 - sirfiiddlesticks ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
What if I get number 1 spot?
What if I get number 1 spot?
#12 to #11 - wyattgc (07/06/2013) [-]
If it gets the first spot you owe me 20 bucks
If it gets the first spot you owe me 20 bucks
#13 to #12 - sirfiiddlesticks ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
nope
nope
#30 to #13 - wyattgc (07/06/2013) [-]
I'll order you a pizza.
#84 to #3 - John Cena (07/06/2013) [-]
Actually he wore boots.
#26 to #3 - John Cena (07/06/2013) [-]
actually, hitler was a vegitarian
#27 to #26 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (07/06/2013) [-]
More like vagitarian
More like vagitarian
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User avatar #66 to #3 - jouten (07/06/2013) [-]
prove that Hitler wore shoes
#67 to #66 - sirfiiddlesticks ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
He was one classy ************
User avatar #69 to #67 - jouten (07/06/2013) [-]
You win this time sirfiiddlesticks
User avatar #29 - Loppytaffy (07/06/2013) [-]
A he's a tortoise (Galapagus, Darwin studdied his species and made his theory from them and the finches).
B he's dead.
#44 to #29 - Flaminggator (07/06/2013) [-]
Dude. Dude. Dude. SPOILER ALERT. I haven't gotten to that part yet.
#161 - mikehawks (07/07/2013) [-]
reminds me of this episode of futurama
#70 - fukyeahraptorr (07/06/2013) [-]
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#72 - mainstreamed (07/06/2013) [-]
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#80 to #72 - thechosentroll (07/06/2013) [-]
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HOLY MOTHER OF ZEUS! That would hurt like a ************ .
#57 - Ihazfunkitty (07/06/2013) [-]
source of gif is eurotrip
source of gif is eurotrip
#85 - bigshowsteveo (07/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #94 to #85 - pulluspardus (07/06/2013) [-]
Gas. The. Jews.
Heil. Third. Reich.
#88 - John Cena (07/06/2013) [-]
Why does everyone on this site insist on adding " ******* " to the middle of every punchline, or " ****** " to the end. Adding ******* doesn't make it funnier, and why would you use ****** outside of an actually racist joke, there's no point.
User avatar #103 to #88 - neoexdeath ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
Because the idea of a 100+ year old turtle saying that specific word is hilarious.
User avatar #91 to #88 - deemetaldragon (07/06/2013) [-]
Show yourself and I'll tell you. :3
#95 to #91 - siemorecox (07/06/2013) [-]
I made an account, happy?
User avatar #100 to #95 - deemetaldragon (07/06/2013) [-]
Ohh... didn't realize you weren't even a user XD Apologies. anyways, " ******* " is just a means of 'hardcore emphasis', widely accepted on the Internet because cursing can make quite a few things funny given the right circumstances. I mean come on, if any tortoise said " ******* ", I personally would be terrified and would laugh my ass off at the same time because it just feels that way like that kid on Youtube who couldn't say his "tr" sound correctly and instead used "f" (ex. ******** = firetruck). As for the " ****** " part, people just overuse the word. I just feel uncomfortable using it because it's not civil to me. Doesn't mean we should stop anyone from using words as they please unless it's really uncalled for or does more damage to someone than it should. Hope that answers at least one of your questions.
#152 to #100 - siemorecox (07/07/2013) [-]
I personally think that the shock value of a tortoise saying "Heil Hitler" is funny enough, adding " ******* " really doesn't seem necessary to me. And it's so overused on this site, I just don't know how people still find it funny.
#96 to #88 - KievLeviathan (07/06/2013) [-]
Mind your ******* business ******
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User avatar #118 - Churd (07/07/2013) [-]
**Churd rolls 11**
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