im a potato?. . Before you judge others or claim any absolute truth, consider that... you can see less than t% of the electromagnetic spectrum and hear less tha
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im a potato?

Before you judge others or claim
any absolute truth, consider that...
you can see less than t% of the electromagnetic
spectrum and hear less than 1% of the acoustic
spectrum. As you read this, you are traveling at 220
kilometres per second across the galaxy. 9084, of the
cells in your body carry their own microbial DNA
and are not "you". The atoms in your body are
99. 9999999999999999% empty space and none of
them are the ones you were born with, but they all
originated in the belly of a star. Human beings have
46 chromosomes, 2 less than the common potato.
The existence of the rainbow decends on the conical
photoreceptors in your eyes; to animals without cones,
the rainbow does not exist. So you don' t just look at a
rainbow, you create it. This is pretty amazing, especially
the you unmet
less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum.
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#1 - JMF (07/06/2013) [-]
10/10. Learned something new.
#34 - erethilful (07/06/2013) [+] (9 replies)
So this is why people say people with Down a potato.
So this is why people say people with Down a potato.
User avatar #14 - antigravitycake (07/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
if only we can see rainbows how do we photograph them?
User avatar #15 to #14 - viridiandusk (07/06/2013) [-]
That isn't how it works.
A camera copies what it sees into an image. We see only the colours that our cones can detect. there are still more colours in the photograph.
In Layman's terms.
#30 - funnyrage ONLINE (07/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
false, since my mother just vagina-vomited me behind my computer half a minute ago.
#49 - theantidote (07/06/2013) [+] (8 replies)
We don't create rainbows, the spectrum is already there once it is refracted, it is just that we are one of the few that are able to detect them, but it's not just us. Some birds for example will see even more colours in the rainbow than we do
#85 - Hidnight (07/06/2013) [-]
so some people are more potato than others, go figure.
#38 - dawkz (07/06/2013) [-]
And now I understand the phrase: "Someone was born with a couple of extra chromosomes..."
#19 - Millybays (07/06/2013) [+] (8 replies)
"Before you judge others or claim any absolute truth, consider that...
Later: The atoms in your body originated in the belly of a star.

I believe that theory as well, but isn't that incredibly hypocritical?
#116 - yanik (07/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**yanik rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at Go Away ** k
User avatar #101 - cleverguy ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
what does this have to do with judging people?
#84 - goobdol (07/06/2013) [-]
What the **** man... why should any of this come to mind when I'm just giving criticism?
User avatar #32 - Lambda (07/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"human beings have 2 less chromosomes than a potato"
Holy **** , is that why downs syndrome people are associated with potatoes on the internet, because they have an extra chromosome? I never made that connection.
User avatar #46 - xtwinblade (07/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Actually that "empty space" in the atoms are not actually empty... there are tons of gluon fluxuations happening between the electrons and the protons and all the quarks inside.
#83 - wallykak (07/06/2013) [-]
glorious mantis shrimp vision master race
User avatar #87 - Zerrb (07/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Conclusion: Potatoes are superior to us.
User avatar #18 - maggotarms (07/06/2013) [-]
>they all originated in the belly of a star
i suppose you're just ignoring the massive amount of hydrogen in our bodies
User avatar #152 - spikethepony (07/07/2013) [-]
So does everyone else. I thereby reserve the right to judge others on the grounds that they are equal to me in these parameters, and in fact, I am currently judging you right now. My judgements lead me to believe you are an idiot, and I shall now treat you as such.

Seriously, though, don't try to force others to stop judging people.
#147 - fucklestick (07/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#93 - truthfullier (07/06/2013) [-]
To op and to everyone
User avatar #43 - mavericjones (07/06/2013) [-]
This whole post purports to claim facts as a reason to not believe absolute truth. Does no one else see the irony?
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