Halo Pets. . Master Chief, I trained him to there is a Hand f spider an yam head! Play dead ' it was fun while. In halo I always shot a combat form's arm off. Then when they followed me, it was like I had my own pet.
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Halo Pets

Master Chief, I trained him to
there is a Hand f
spider an yam head!
Play dead '
it was fun while
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Submitted: 07/06/2013
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#39 - tuckthisphit (07/06/2013) [-]
Then how didn't he die when he was practicing that "die" move ?
User avatar #40 to #39 - koobzacc (07/06/2013) [-]
He was still practicing; this time he got lucky
User avatar #41 to #40 - tuckthisphit (07/06/2013) [-]
I guess they stayed up all night to get lucky.
#38 - jush (07/06/2013) [-]
-1
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#33 - ultrablue ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
In Halo 1, my friends and I used to shoot the arms of some of the flood, then they'd follow you around like little puppies cause they couldn't hurt you.

User avatar #87 to #33 - themagicwizard (07/07/2013) [-]
kinda how I feel about metal except replace the word slow with aggressive.
User avatar #88 to #87 - ultrablue ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
All fine by me
User avatar #89 to #88 - themagicwizard (07/07/2013) [-]
thank you for your blessing, Lord Blue
User avatar #67 to #33 - themagicwizard (07/07/2013) [-]
gonna renew it? I'm probably gonna get it again some time in the fall.
User avatar #68 to #67 - ultrablue ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
I don't have the money for another full year atm. Though my friend keeps telling me about sites where you can get a whole month for free or 2 months for $2. Apparently he's done that a few times and it works so I may do that.
User avatar #69 to #68 - themagicwizard (07/07/2013) [-]
there are sometimes deals like that on the 360 dashboard, I got that same deal, 2 months for $2 a while ago.
User avatar #70 to #69 - ultrablue ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
Damn guess I never noticed before. But yeah, probably something like that
User avatar #71 to #70 - themagicwizard (07/07/2013) [-]
wots your gamertag m8?
User avatar #72 to #71 - ultrablue ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
aBALANCDbrekfst

Yours?
User avatar #73 to #72 - themagicwizard (07/07/2013) [-]
Mercury1011

lel, I like yours
User avatar #74 to #73 - ultrablue ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
ye it's like so clever brah.
User avatar #75 to #74 - themagicwizard (07/07/2013) [-]
toodly mane, I want 2 b lik u wen I gro up
User avatar #76 to #75 - ultrablue ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
Most people do, don't worry
User avatar #81 to #80 - themagicwizard (07/07/2013) [-]
I LIKE IT

I thought this was great
soundcloud.com/apexx-1/transients
User avatar #82 to #81 - ultrablue ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
oooo I dig this a lot

Drums almost kinda remind me of Edison You need to login to view this link
User avatar #83 to #82 - themagicwizard (07/07/2013) [-]
Funky, this is cool. Jesus, guns and ghost stories are all good things.

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User avatar #84 to #83 - ultrablue ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
Hm not bad, just skimmed a few songs, but not really too much my style is this stuff usually.
User avatar #85 to #84 - themagicwizard (07/07/2013) [-]
YES, I've finally found something you're not into!
User avatar #86 to #85 - ultrablue ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
Haha there are some. Post-rock ish stuff is definitely not bad, but it's all a little too slow and same-ish sounding for me and in my opinion
#47 to #33 - themagicwizard (07/07/2013) [-]
I used to the the same thing in Halo 2 with the marines. Except I shot them. And instead of following me around like puppies they would try to kill me.

Pretty much the opposite of what you just said.
User avatar #48 to #47 - ultrablue ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
Who didn't do that? That's one of my favorite pastimes
User avatar #49 to #48 - themagicwizard (07/07/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1jM0iQjDVc
one of my favorite Halo 2 multiplayer activities
User avatar #50 to #49 - ultrablue ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
Hahahahahaha oh lawd do I love glitches
User avatar #51 to #50 - themagicwizard (07/07/2013) [-]
I miss superjumps, even with all the people exploiting them, they were just so fun.
User avatar #52 to #51 - ultrablue ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
Also the rocket cancel.

Oh how marvelous Halo 2 was
User avatar #53 to #52 - themagicwizard (07/07/2013) [-]
^ second Halo 2 related conversation I've had today. Also I bought a new disc. RIP in peace, old disc...
User avatar #54 to #53 - ultrablue ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
Halo 2 is just too important. All Halo is
User avatar #55 to #54 - themagicwizard (07/07/2013) [-]
>Halo Wars
User avatar #56 to #55 - ultrablue ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
Haha never played it. Strategy games on consoles are a no go. If that game was on the PC I'm guessing it could've been good
User avatar #57 to #56 - themagicwizard (07/07/2013) [-]
It's weird to think about, that Halo was originally designed to be an RTS

There's one situation where Micro$oft stepped in and made everything better.
User avatar #58 to #57 - ultrablue ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
Very true

Speaking of Bungie. You excited for Destiny?
User avatar #59 to #58 - themagicwizard (07/07/2013) [-]
Sho ******** , it looks awesome. The gameplay footage looked great.
User avatar #60 to #59 - ultrablue ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
Ooo yes yes. I can't wait for a new Bungie game.
User avatar #61 to #60 - themagicwizard (07/07/2013) [-]
what console are you gonna get it on?
User avatar #62 to #61 - ultrablue ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
Just 360. Not gonna get a new console for at least a year after they come out
User avatar #63 to #62 - themagicwizard (07/07/2013) [-]
Same, but when I do get around to buying a new console, I might get the PS4. I don't want the people at Microsoft spying on me while I ********** in front of my Xbone.
User avatar #64 to #63 - ultrablue ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
Hahaha good idea. Yeah I'm thinking about PS4, but at the same time I really don't know yet, which is why I'm waiting. I think I'm gonna get a WIi U before any of that because NEW SMASH BROS
User avatar #65 to #64 - themagicwizard (07/07/2013) [-]
Do you have Xcox live?
User avatar #66 to #65 - ultrablue ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
Yeah I do, though my gold is about to run out. I think it ends on like the 11th
User avatar #32 - niggastolemyname (07/06/2013) [-]
I was here yesterday....
#31 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
That is the worst pet ever. Of all time.
#27 - deathklokiller (07/06/2013) [-]
should have trained it to dance
should have trained it to dance
#25 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
i miss when halo was good and not a halo/cod hybrid :'(
#28 to #25 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
OHNOITHASSPRINTCLEARLYITSRUINEDFOREVER

quitcher bitchin, it's still halo
User avatar #24 - mrnecro (07/06/2013) [-]
I always called them popcorn
#11 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/06/2013) [-]
#36 to #11 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
not even once.
User avatar #6 - themastermorris (07/06/2013) [-]
How did he manage to train it to play dead?
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#7 to #6 - bitchplzzz (07/06/2013) [-]
with deadication
with deadication
#46 to #7 - davidmm (07/07/2013) [-]
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#34 to #7 - maguitox (07/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#29 to #7 - fukyeahraptorr (07/06/2013) [-]
ahaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaahhhh
User avatar #18 to #7 - themastermorris (07/06/2013) [-]
I'm proud to have set you up for that
#12 to #7 - crazyanimefreak (07/06/2013) [-]
you glorious bastard
#8 to #7 - kaboomz (07/06/2013) [-]
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#4 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
a flood spider? are you ******* kidding me? anyone who played halo combat evolved, halo 2, or halo 3 knows that they are called flood spores, dumkopfs
#26 to #4 - tomthehippie (07/06/2013) [-]
Flood spores are actual spores... that is an infection form... plebe...
User avatar #20 to #4 - vicanimus ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
I always called them pikmin, just because of the way they scurry and their antenna look like leaves
User avatar #19 to #4 - redneckhokage (07/06/2013) [-]
i always called them popcorns
#5 to #4 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link this is a flood spider dumkopfs
User avatar #9 to #5 - navadae (07/06/2013) [-]
i`m not sure we can cite this.. i mean it says its a new "flood bread"
#10 to #9 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
it's a fan fiction site, which makes it worst for the author of this comic to call it a flood spider
#3 - harbingerwolf (07/06/2013) [-]
Combat forms do not play so well...
Combat forms do not play so well...
#2 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
.....I think weve all done this at one point or another
#1 - geometric (07/06/2013) [-]
In halo I always shot a combat form's arm off.   
Then when they followed me, it was like I had my own pet.
In halo I always shot a combat form's arm off.
Then when they followed me, it was like I had my own pet.
#14 to #1 - knowstoomuch (07/06/2013) [-]
In the later games I tried to do that, but it would either die or turn into a suicide guy.
User avatar #13 to #1 - iamchicken (07/06/2013) [-]
I did that as well then Arby came and sworded him.
User avatar #35 to #13 - warzon (07/06/2013) [-]
" **** your pet."
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