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Amy's Baking Company II:The Wrath of Amy

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Amy' s Baking Company Employee
Rules Are Just As Insane As You' d
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If you thought the Amy' s Baking Company saga was over, think again! The couple
who notoriously set off a sh* tstorm after appearing on Gordon Ramsay' s "Kitchen
Nightmares" television program is [unfortunately]! back in the news, this time for the
Radar Colline obtained a copy of the rules, which include stipulations that employees
will be charged 325:] if they fail to work weekends or holidays and that purses are
barred from the premises.
More insane to us than these rules, however, is that anyone is still willing to work at
this place. Cine has to wonder why the restaurant' s owners, Amy and Samy ,
are still in business. Who can forget their insane online freakout, the time they kicked
a reporter out of their restaurant and that Samy is in danger of deportation. And, DH
YEAH, that they pocket waiters' tips and claim to have fired more than mu
employees.
If you still need convincing that Amy' s Baking Company is the craziest restaurant
around, head over to Radar Colline for the full list of rules.
Here are some highlights:
83 No purses or bags are allowed inside ABC, [exceptions may be made) however
upon leaving a designated employee of ABC has the legal right and consent to
inspect any and all packages that you may have brought with you.
Even subjects of / have more rights.
A) At no point is any food or any type of open beverage allowed in the kitchen.
This is a direct Health Code Violation.
is it really?
No visiting or unnecessary talking is allowed during your work shift. This
causes distractions and results in loss of product. Any may result in possible
harm to you, or to others.
Graduates ofthe Milford School welcome. Where children should be seen, not heard.
16} Holidays and Weekends are Mandatory, by signing this contract you are
accepting that you will be required to work all Holidays, and Weekends. Due to
the nature of our Industry this is a necessity and any No- Show will be
monetarily penalized with a fee of .
Some employees are paid an tips, which means the penalty would be the equivalent of
about eight shifts. Harsh!
rri) It takes a great deal of time, energy and patience on the part of Samy & Amy
the owners) to train and teach our employees. We are investing in you as a new
employee, and we are paying you to teach you. By signing this contract you are
hereby accepting that you will be employed exclusively by ABC Amy' s Baking
Co. LLC. And shall not work for any competitor within a So mile radius of ABC
within one year of damination or voluntary resignation, without prior
authorization from ABC. Amy' s Baking Co LLC. Nor shall you be allowed to
open your own business of the same type, within the above mentioned radius.
Lets review. Ifyou quit, ' CIU CANT TAKE ANOTHER FEED SERVICE JCS WITHIN A 50 MILE RADIUS.
For an whole year! How would they find out, though? Actually, we dont want to know.
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User avatar #11 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Inspect any bag or purse I have? The time has come to eat there with a bag full of dragon dildos.
#48 - tanglenose (07/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Maybe I should start reading the Terms and Conditions...
Maybe I should start reading the Terms and Conditions...
#50 - willindor ONLINE (07/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW seeing that abomination of a woman again.
#2 - teranin ONLINE (07/06/2013) [+] (8 replies)
right to work states. welcome to hell
right to work states. welcome to hell
#4 - vonspyder (07/06/2013) [-]
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#80 - theonionyrogue (07/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>No food allowed in the kitchen
#32 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I would do her.
User avatar #62 to #32 - badmonkey ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
don't, your cock will sue you
User avatar #28 - thegamerslife (07/06/2013) [+] (29 replies)
They can't take your right to open a competing business away. and searches of personal property...these people are ******* retarded and full of themselves.
#150 - mondominiman (07/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
GUYS! GUYS! We were noticed by the outside world
#40 - knowstoomuch (07/06/2013) [+] (9 replies)
The only one that is actually legal to put in a contract is #9. It's actually a health code violation to eat or drink in a restaurant kitchen.

#20 is something companies will actually do for certain occupations like being a company's lawyer or accountant because they don't want information being bought from or leaked by you. This is for big business companies like apple with a lot of secrets when it comes to creating products, but for a restaurant, this is just insane.

Trust me, just look at my name.
#10 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I didn't even read the thing but I just wanna say does anyone else think she has had to much botox? she looks plastic
User avatar #12 to #10 - pockyrin (07/06/2013) [-]
Of course, she's a trophy wife to a gangster, pretty sure she was a stripper in vegas when they met.
#57 - darkvenomx (07/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Am I the only one that thinks she looks a bit like Racher Starr?
Pic related, it's Rachel Starr
#158 - xMGx (07/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i was just watching planet of the apes and i realized a certain resemblance...
#3 - arnarinn ONLINE (07/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Their ways are so ****** up, I don't even have any rage to throw at them anymore. After they fired that girl for asking "Are you sure?" it couldn't go higher
User avatar #71 - zorororonoa (07/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"Hey, my dad is coming back from war for one day on Christmas." I would like to take the day off and hang out with him"

"Well it will cost you $250"

Isn't it illegal to do that? If they don't work, they don't get payed. You aren't losing anything. I don't think you can take their money to not work.
#5 - Frankendell (07/06/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Rule 20 is a real thing though.   
   
Its called a non-compete.   
   
The rest though, is utter 						**********					.
Rule 20 is a real thing though.

Its called a non-compete.

The rest though, is utter ********** .
User avatar #77 - freakyorange (07/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I think that I should go to work there, and break all of these rules, and then prosecute them for trying to do something when I quit, and get a job at a restaraunt across the street.
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