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Amy' s Baking Company Employee
Rules Are Just As Insane As You' d
Expect
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FOLLOW, Amy' s Baking Company, Amy' s Baking Company Kitchen Nightmares, Gordon Ramsay, Amy' s
Baking Company Employee Rules, Kitchen Nightmares, Small Business News
If you thought the Amy' s Baking Company saga was over, think again! The couple
who notoriously set off a sh* tstorm after appearing on Gordon Ramsay' s "Kitchen
Nightmares" television program is [unfortunately]! back in the news, this time for the
Radar Colline obtained a copy of the rules, which include stipulations that employees
will be charged 325:] if they fail to work weekends or holidays and that purses are
barred from the premises.
More insane to us than these rules, however, is that anyone is still willing to work at
this place. Cine has to wonder why the restaurant' s owners, Amy and Samy ,
are still in business. Who can forget their insane online freakout, the time they kicked
a reporter out of their restaurant and that Samy is in danger of deportation. And, DH
YEAH, that they pocket waiters' tips and claim to have fired more than mu
employees.
If you still need convincing that Amy' s Baking Company is the craziest restaurant
around, head over to Radar Colline for the full list of rules.
Here are some highlights:
83 No purses or bags are allowed inside ABC, [exceptions may be made) however
upon leaving a designated employee of ABC has the legal right and consent to
inspect any and all packages that you may have brought with you.
Even subjects of / have more rights.
A) At no point is any food or any type of open beverage allowed in the kitchen.
This is a direct Health Code Violation.
is it really?
No visiting or unnecessary talking is allowed during your work shift. This
causes distractions and results in loss of product. Any may result in possible
harm to you, or to others.
Graduates ofthe Milford School welcome. Where children should be seen, not heard.
16} Holidays and Weekends are Mandatory, by signing this contract you are
accepting that you will be required to work all Holidays, and Weekends. Due to
the nature of our Industry this is a necessity and any No- Show will be
monetarily penalized with a fee of .
Some employees are paid an tips, which means the penalty would be the equivalent of
about eight shifts. Harsh!
rri) It takes a great deal of time, energy and patience on the part of Samy & Amy
the owners) to train and teach our employees. We are investing in you as a new
employee, and we are paying you to teach you. By signing this contract you are
hereby accepting that you will be employed exclusively by ABC Amy' s Baking
Co. LLC. And shall not work for any competitor within a So mile radius of ABC
within one year of damination or voluntary resignation, without prior
authorization from ABC. Amy' s Baking Co LLC. Nor shall you be allowed to
open your own business of the same type, within the above mentioned radius.
Lets review. Ifyou quit, ' CIU CANT TAKE ANOTHER FEED SERVICE JCS WITHIN A 50 MILE RADIUS.
For an whole year! How would they find out, though? Actually, we dont want to know.
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#11 - syntheticdoll
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Inspect any bag or purse I have? The time has come to eat there with a bag full of dragon dildos.
#134 to #11 - anon
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(07/06/2013) [-]
That's an employee rule, not a customer rule you idiot.
#240 to #134 - syntheticdoll
Reply -1
(07/07/2013) [-]
It says no bags or purses allowed and an employee can inspect it. It doesn't state that only employees are forbidden to have them.
#114 to #11 - OldSnake
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(07/06/2013) [-]
tfw inspecting your bag
#73 to #11 - zorororonoa
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(07/06/2013) [-]
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#48 - tanglenose
Reply +117
(07/06/2013) [-]
Maybe I should start reading the Terms and Conditions...
Maybe I should start reading the Terms and Conditions...
#188 to #48 - atma
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Except that if you read every Terms & Conditions that you were ever supposed to read, it would take 608 hours per year.
#50 - willindor
Reply +73
(07/06/2013) [-]
MFW seeing that abomination of a woman again.
#61 to #50 - nylak
Reply +7
(07/06/2013) [-]
No ******* joke. A few years back I had a boss who was terrifyingly similar to this woman, so watching that show just about gave me an episode of PTSD.
#2 - teranin ONLINE
Reply +56
(07/06/2013) [-]
right to work states. welcome to hell
right to work states. welcome to hell
#31 to #2 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(07/06/2013) [-]
source of gif ?
#52 to #31 - alderus
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#103 to #31 - Blarge **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(07/06/2013) [-]
the Cleveland show
#83 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(07/06/2013) [-]
Amy's Baking Company is in a Right to Work state though. They are violating their own state's laws. And it is against federal laws for the owner's of an establishment to take an employee's tips.
#165 to #83 - iRetaliate
Reply 0
(07/06/2013) [-]
Yes. It is. It seems you're mixing up what right to work means.

Right to work means that an employee can be fired at any time for any reason, entirely at the discretion of the owner.
#204 to #165 - Fgner
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Which is honestly how it should be. If I own a business it's my choice who I fire and why. I don't need a union telling me how to run my company, I don't need anyone bullying me that I'm not good enough. If you don't want to work here, don't. If you don't like me running the company the way I want - compete.

Unions started as really helpful groups in a bad time in history - now they have turned into huge ******* corporate bullies and political nightmares.
#233 to #204 - iRetaliate
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(07/07/2013) [-]
I agree. Unions are, in essence, pure. But 99% of the cases they represent are simply unqualified workers whining about not being able to hold their jobs.
#26 to #2 - emrakul
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Simple solution: don't work for people like this
#4 - vonspyder
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(07/06/2013) [-]
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#80 - theonionyrogue
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(07/06/2013) [-]
>No food allowed in the kitchen
#145 to #80 - ryuryu
Reply +4
(07/06/2013) [-]
Gotta prepare it in the bathroom.
#161 to #145 - abysmalshadow
Reply +1
(07/06/2013) [-]
Sounds like they're improving their food quality.
#216 to #161 - ryuryu
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(07/07/2013) [-]
#32 - anon
Reply 0
(07/06/2013) [-]
I would do her.
#169 to #32 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account**
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#136 to #32 - adrianking ONLINE
Reply +1
(07/06/2013) [-]
Don't stick it in the crazy.

Never stick it in the crazy.
#155 to #32 - RAPxMASTER
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(07/06/2013) [-]
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#152 to #32 - mondominiman
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Don't feel bad alot of people would do her they just won't admit it they want to take the high ground and say "I would never go with such a bitch". You know how many people hate nicky minaj or snookie but would still **** them if they had the chance?
#217 to #152 - Mr Ronok
Reply 0
(07/07/2013) [-]
i wouldnt touch either of those "women" with a ten foot pole. and thats the honest to god truth
#131 to #32 - tefuck
Reply +4
(07/06/2013) [-]
the courtesy of ending her life
#171 to #32 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account**
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(07/06/2013) [-]
#62 to #32 - badmonkey
Reply +28
(07/06/2013) [-]
don't, your cock will sue you
#28 - thegamerslife
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(07/06/2013) [-]
They can't take your right to open a competing business away. and searches of personal property...these people are ******* retarded and full of themselves.
#105 to #28 - Blarge **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(07/06/2013) [-]
yes you have the right to search anything that goes on or off your property in the USA
#94 to #28 - kinda
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Actually, if it is your private property, you have the right to search any one and anything. If they do not want to be searched, they have the right to leave immediately.

At least that's how it is in Washington, USA
#223 to #94 - thegamerslife
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(07/07/2013) [-]
I love living in WA, but you are still wrong about the bag searching. I can't search my friends backpack after he stays the night cause I just want to make sure he didn't steal anything. you have to have reasonable suspicion then call an officer out to handle the search.
also I could just see the argument "no you can't do a cavity search"
"hey, you came over to MY house, I get to search anything I want"
"fine..." just a bit of humor
#146 to #94 - crazyhindu
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(07/06/2013) [-]
really? I don't think anyone can just search you, if you're on their property I mean if they claim they can because they own what you're standing i would claim they can't because you own what you're holding.
#232 to #146 - kinda
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(07/07/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure they can if you're on their property..
If they don't want to be searched, leave.
Like at ball games, stadiums, museums, movie theaters, etc. They search your bag for outside food, weapons, etc. I don't think they're special just because they're a largely populated private space.

I hope that makes sense..
thegamerslife
#235 to #232 - crazyhindu
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(07/07/2013) [-]
ah yes that does make sense. but are you allowed to search employee's? especially if they are suspected of nothing?
#236 to #235 - kinda
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(07/07/2013) [-]
They do it all the time. When my older brother worked at a Jewelry and Pawn Shop they searched each employee before they left. They got a pat down in a stall and looking in their bags.

For the suspicion thing, is everyone at a movie theater suspected of sneaking in snacks? Or does everyone at a concert have a gun? I think it's allowed if it;s precautionary, or if they just want to.
#238 to #236 - thegamerslife
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Precautionary does not override the 4th amendment In such a way. you are right in the case of ENTERING! when entering a movie theater for instance they can ask that I not bring in my bag, and wave a wand over me to search for my gun(they are not allowed to touch you, or physically search you). I have the right to say no you may not which would then lead to not being allowed entry. Once you have been allowed onto a property it is not there place to stop you and try to search you, that is the security or cops job (also noting a security guard can only detain you until the cop gets there who can actually initiate a pat down, or search with probable cause)

So when someone wants to enter my private property a search can be asked, but not afterwards. immediately leaving is one option when the person claims without search you are not welcome, to which staying would be trespassing.

P.S. I hate the thought police. well because we think you might do this, we need to do this to you in return.
#237 to #236 - crazyhindu
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(07/07/2013) [-]
huh, well thank you for being kind or should i say kinda nice, and not an asstwat, have a nice day.
#117 to #28 - ilovetocuddle
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I've worked t toysRus and Ocean state job lots, and they both have bag inspection at end of shift. Basically you just open your purse they glance you leave. not so bad.
#189 to #117 - zaxzwim ONLINE
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(07/06/2013) [-]
that's understandable though because you can steel crap from there but what are you going to take from the kitchen. a cucumber?
#211 to #189 - ilovetocuddle
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(07/07/2013) [-]
A girl needs her cucumbers...
#212 to #211 - zaxzwim ONLINE
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(07/07/2013) [-]
first day i was working in the kitchen the head chef was showing me around and he says "have a look at the size of this carrot" so i say "it's like a foot long" and he said "we have carrots here that could keep a lonely house maid happy for a week" it was the funniest **** ever
#213 to #212 - zaxzwim ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/07/2013) [-]
he left though about 2 months ago
#214 to #213 - ilovetocuddle
Reply 0
(07/07/2013) [-]
My boss's have no personality sadly.
#215 to #214 - zaxzwim ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/07/2013) [-]
damn that's gotta suck
#196 to #189 - dyllygaf
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Kitchens usually have a lot of expensive equipment, if an employee stole a few special knives or something like that it could potentially cost hundreds of dollars
#199 to #196 - zaxzwim ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/07/2013) [-]
oh i can't 'cause the chefs take all the stuff with them everynight before i leave
#200 to #199 - dyllygaf
Reply 0
(07/07/2013) [-]
lol probably a good idea with people like you around

"Hmm, maybe I SHOULD steal **** from work"
#201 to #200 - zaxzwim ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/07/2013) [-]
it's worth a try. those knives are good quality and i never done it before so it would be worth a shot... no one would expect me
#202 to #201 - dyllygaf
Reply 0
(07/07/2013) [-]
Well I guess I can't stop you, so if you see any CutCo brand knives, go for those first, they're the most expensive
#203 to #202 - zaxzwim ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/07/2013) [-]
theres a few of those! and we just hired a new person aswell
#205 to #203 - dyllygaf
Reply 0
(07/07/2013) [-]
Oh boy lol well have fun and good luck
#207 to #205 - zaxzwim ONLINE
Reply +1
(07/07/2013) [-]
i'll let you know how it goes
#208 to #205 - zaxzwim ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/07/2013) [-]
i also have a week off work so i'll let you know in a week or so
#209 to #208 - dyllygaf
Reply 0
(07/07/2013) [-]
Haha sounds good
#197 to #196 - zaxzwim ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/07/2013) [-]
i never thought of steeling knives... i should try that
#64 to #28 - brutallyhonest
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Is that subjective to context? My mom sued my dad years ago, and because he could afford better lawyers, we lost our pizza place; and she can't open another one under her name on the island.
#224 to #64 - thegamerslife
Reply 0
(07/07/2013) [-]
Yes it is. she lost a lawsuit pertaining to the ownership of a pizza restaurant. I imagine it is do to that lawsuit. someone just being terminated from working at a restaurant doesn't not limit that person from starting there own. My employer a few years back has a mobile windows screen business and had everyone sign a similar contract and I told him I know that doesn't hold weight in court and he admit he knows but asked that I not mention that to other employees (one of them (scott) could have easily opened his own and crushed my employers business within a year (better business model)
#118 - nortledrones
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(07/06/2013) [-]
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#40 - knowstoomuch
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(07/06/2013) [-]
The only one that is actually legal to put in a contract is #9. It's actually a health code violation to eat or drink in a restaurant kitchen.

#20 is something companies will actually do for certain occupations like being a company's lawyer or accountant because they don't want information being bought from or leaked by you. This is for big business companies like apple with a lot of secrets when it comes to creating products, but for a restaurant, this is just insane.

Trust me, just look at my name.
#55 to #40 - jurisultima
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(07/06/2013) [-]
actually, DNC clauses are very common in food service places. Recipies and exact MoP are pretty tightly guarded.n And the bag thing is more common than you might think
#59 to #55 - knowstoomuch
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(07/06/2013) [-]
That makes sense for chefs, but not busboys.

No one, not even the police are allowed to search your private areas (Car, Home, Purse, Anus) without your consent or, in the police's case, probable cause/warrant. That term in the contract is void, even if you sign it.

It's different for high priority areas like airports, judicial buildings and the White House because people tend to always try and wreak havoc in those places.
#222 to #59 - jurisultima
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(07/07/2013) [-]
you give consent when you sign it
#226 to #222 - knowstoomuch
Reply 0
(07/07/2013) [-]
Ah, that's true. :l If you see this in a contract, walk away I guess.
#242 to #226 - jurisultima
Reply 0
(07/07/2013) [-]
its in a lot of contracts, not all, but a lot
#167 to #40 - italianrambo
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I think water is allowed though as far as the "food and drink" thing
#225 to #167 - knowstoomuch
Reply 0
(07/07/2013) [-]
I don't know, but I believe it is, yes.
#187 to #40 - thepink
Reply 0
(07/06/2013) [-]
thank you! I knew #9 wasn't totally crazy.

#20 is correct to a certain extent. I work for a grocery store chain and cannot as an employee work for a similar kind of business at the same time (I can't take up a second job at another grocery store/bakery - under something called conflict of interest). As far as I know I can open my own ****** little grocery store after leaving such and such job, or work at another establishment. I just can't do both at the same time. Controlling employment options AFTER leaving is just retarded though
#185 to #40 - deescalation
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(07/06/2013) [-]
I was doubting you, but then I looked at your name. Now I'm convinced