Rape prevention. Can I be the Dragon Warrior too now?. 327 Preventing Rape ll FOR HIM In. Well that ain't gonna prevent Wuxie i thought it was Wooshy
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#25 - LocoJoe (07/06/2013) [-]
We do it different in Texas.
User avatar #147 to #25 - carnageboy (07/06/2013) [-]
What do u mean
Hit me with some knowledge
User avatar #180 to #25 - revanthewin (07/06/2013) [-]
Except that in Texas there's no stand your ground law. We're all about having guns and all that, but when it comes to actually using them to defend ourselves, oh no! Can't have that!
User avatar #205 to #180 - icecreamonnips (07/06/2013) [-]
unless the prostitute doesn't have sex with you, when you already gave her the money
User avatar #290 to #288 - revanthewin (07/07/2013) [-]
I think I should rephrase that. What I mean is there isn't a law like, say, Florida, where if you feel like you're in danger of being killed or severely injured you can shoot the person attacking you. In Texas if the other person is unarmed, you can only fight back unarmed, and if they have a knife or a baseball bat or something, you can't shoot them, but you can use a knife. Basically you can only legally shoot someone if they're threatening you with a gun or shooting at you.
User avatar #292 to #290 - LocoJoe (07/07/2013) [-]
Did you read the law brother?
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Never mentions any of those prerequisites. You can shoot to kill if they attempt to attack in any way or if they attempt to enter unlawfully and forcefully any habitation of yours(car, home, work etc).
User avatar #210 to #25 - whatugawkinat (07/06/2013) [-]
But only steers and queers come from Texas...and their shoes are dumb!
User avatar #71 to #25 - warzon (07/06/2013) [-]
Amen.
#10 - furkfurk (07/06/2013) [-]
Well that ain't gonna prevent ****
User avatar #139 to #10 - NekustaII (07/06/2013) [-]
Until she squeezes them
#150 to #10 - Rascal (07/06/2013) [-]
I think Franky (One piece) disagrees with you...
User avatar #271 to #10 - sebthebrony (07/06/2013) [-]
What if she has long nails and squeezes like there's no tomorrow
User avatar #91 to #10 - wtfduud (07/06/2013) [-]
It will if she starts squeezing.
#276 to #10 - ryuryu (07/06/2013) [-]
FOOLISH SLUT

THAT ONLY FUELS MY ERECTION!
User avatar #28 to #10 - andovaredoras (07/06/2013) [-]
Actually if someone grabs 'em and pulls hard enough, it can be quite uncomfortable/painful.


I once tried it on a guy i know
User avatar #49 to #28 - heartlessrobot (07/06/2013) [-]
Athletic cup.
#100 to #49 - mattoland (07/06/2013) [-]
who would wear an athletic cup before having sex?
User avatar #102 to #100 - heartlessrobot (07/06/2013) [-]
Rapists.
#103 to #102 - mattoland (07/06/2013) [-]
everything suddenly became clear to me
User avatar #30 to #28 - furkfurk (07/06/2013) [-]
Unless they literally rip them, the pain really isn't all that bad.

we like to over exaggerate quite a lot when it comes to our family jewels
User avatar #35 to #30 - viscerys ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
It depends on how fast the hand reaches the testicles. Being slapped inthe genitals can hurt like **** .
#193 to #30 - Rascal (07/06/2013) [-]
You're a woman aren't you?
#295 to #30 - Rascal (07/19/2013) [-]
your legitimately ******* retarded arent you?
#151 to #28 - Rascal (07/06/2013) [-]
"If someone grabs them" this is enough. It doesn't really matter if you pull, that would just hurt like pulling someone's skin, it's the pressure to the balls that is painful, that is where we have a 100x greater concentration of pain nerves.
#50 to #10 - nlreturns (07/06/2013) [-]
this is how i get the boner.
#152 - EdwardNigma (07/06/2013) [-]
Alright ladies. I'm gonna tell you, a guy, how to defend from rape.   
Go for the testicles and the eyes. If you get a chance, slam your fist, foot, tits, whatever, right the 			****		 into a dudes balls. Hell, carry around a taster in your pocket or purse or something, then shock the dudes balls. That guy will be scared 			********		 of being raped after that 			****		.   
   
If that doesn't work, you get your fingers, them poke him in the eyes good. Then he won't be able to see and you can get away. If you think you've got the time, take a photo of his face so that you can give it to the police. Then the dudes up 			****		 creek, and it adds insult to injury for the guy, especially if you laugh.   
   
This has been Edwards "Takin' down rapists hardcore" seminar.
Alright ladies. I'm gonna tell you, a guy, how to defend from rape.
Go for the testicles and the eyes. If you get a chance, slam your fist, foot, tits, whatever, right the **** into a dudes balls. Hell, carry around a taster in your pocket or purse or something, then shock the dudes balls. That guy will be scared ******** of being raped after that **** .

If that doesn't work, you get your fingers, them poke him in the eyes good. Then he won't be able to see and you can get away. If you think you've got the time, take a photo of his face so that you can give it to the police. Then the dudes up **** creek, and it adds insult to injury for the guy, especially if you laugh.

This has been Edwards "Takin' down rapists hardcore" seminar.
#236 to #152 - funmanigro (07/06/2013) [-]
also a hard slap or a punch to the ear hurts like ****
#13 - skorn (07/06/2013) [-]
#86 - miracles (07/06/2013) [-]
You can't have my booty.
#51 - bemmo (07/06/2013) [-]
Honestly I expected feminazism content. This was a pleasant surprise.
#275 to #51 - Rascal (07/06/2013) [-]
Just look at comment #1
#277 to #275 - bemmo (07/06/2013) [-]
Oh for crying out loud.
Oh for crying out loud.
#75 to #51 - kitsunemochalite (07/06/2013) [-]
Glad I could make you proud Bemmo
Glad I could make you proud Bemmo
#53 - blizzeh (07/06/2013) [-]
I prefer this method
I prefer this method
User avatar #69 to #53 - stupilycouragus (07/06/2013) [-]
source? for humorous science?
User avatar #77 to #53 - existacne (07/06/2013) [-]
Dat unenlargeable gif.
User avatar #81 to #77 - sanguinesolitude (07/06/2013) [-]
i clicked like 5 times before reading your comment.
User avatar #32 - Kairyuka ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
"Preventing rape"
Or you could just call it self-defense and teach it equally?
User avatar #101 to #32 - thirdjess (07/06/2013) [-]
What so you're saying men don't get raped? Bah.
User avatar #240 to #101 - Kairyuka ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
See my response to the kind anon at #104
User avatar #235 to #32 - nyanllama (07/06/2013) [-]
in my school they teach only the women basic self defense.
User avatar #237 to #235 - Kairyuka ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
That's kinda silly... I think everyone should try out some form of martial arts at least once in their life. As long as it's a good dojo and they teach philosophies and mental balance as well.
User avatar #242 to #237 - nyanllama (07/06/2013) [-]
i get their mentality that women should know what to attack and men should not know what to protect in case they attack but that is very sexist implying all men rape women.
User avatar #244 to #242 - Kairyuka ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Knowing what to protect doesn't automatically make you able to protect all places at once though. I think everyone should learn self-defense like this, but... some people would undoubtedly use that knowledge to attack instead of defend...
User avatar #96 to #32 - toosexyforyou (07/06/2013) [-]
It pretty much has its own martial arts called Krav Maga. Basically teaches you how to fight using whatever it takes(a lot of moves that would be considered "illegal" or "dirty" in other martial arts). Look up videos, it's actually pretty cool.
#208 to #96 - Rascal (07/06/2013) [-]
"dirty"
User avatar #164 to #96 - Kairyuka ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
I know of krav maga, although I'd hesitate to call it a "martial art". It's more of a bloodsport, efficient killing and such.
#104 to #32 - Rascal (07/06/2013) [-]
Preventing rape is a typer of self-defense...like defending yourself against an aggressive drunk is another type, or getting out of a knife fight etc.
User avatar #239 to #104 - Kairyuka ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Except for the fact that the moves portrayed are in no way specific rape prevention, but more prevention of being locked, knowing where to hit, etc.
#79 - sphinxe (07/06/2013) [-]
I don't know about anyone else, but having your pinky finger pulled back to breaking point sounds like it hurts.
I don't know about anyone else, but having your pinky finger pulled back to breaking point sounds like it hurts.
User avatar #262 to #79 - fluttershyismine (07/06/2013) [-]
oh god that gif is amazing
User avatar #83 to #79 - lolwatthe (07/06/2013) [-]
It would, the only bong I've broken is a fracture that was in my pinkie, it's still harder than normal to bend it even though the knuckle wasn't injured.
User avatar #99 to #83 - thirdjess (07/06/2013) [-]
Yea same! I can't fully extend my pinkie. It's weird, but a good story to tell anyway!
User avatar #169 to #99 - lolwatthe (07/06/2013) [-]
I can fully extend my pinkie but for years I couldn't crack the second knuckle which when you have a habit of cracking knuckles it gets annoying.
User avatar #84 to #83 - lolwatthe (07/06/2013) [-]
bone* I've broken
User avatar #108 - timmywankenobi (07/06/2013) [-]
also how does she know the guy in the first picture is a rapists ? did he announce it to her from a distance or something ?
User avatar #187 to #108 - summerx (07/06/2013) [-]
Most of the time it's human instinct. This doesn't just apply to rape, but also things like getting mugged or beaten up. You see someone's body language, how close they are to you and to what extent they're invading your personal space. At that point you should be on the defensive (although just because someone walks close to you doesn't automatically make them an assaulter). Humans have an innate capability of knowing when they are in danger, or sensing if something is not quite right. Hope that explains it, that's how my Tae Kwon Do master explained it to us a few years back!
User avatar #190 to #187 - timmywankenobi (07/06/2013) [-]
I don't really know how to read body language unless it is very obvious or bold gestures, but I'm odd and your explanation makes sense so thank you .
#243 - Ulmer (07/06/2013) [-]
is it bad that Ty Lung's story and death gave me a feel?
is it bad that Ty Lung's story and death gave me a feel?
User avatar #249 to #243 - kingarturi ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
no.
#257 to #243 - kitsunemochalite (07/06/2013) [-]
I felt so bad when Tigress didn't receive the same love and admiration as Tai Lung from Master Shifu
I felt so bad when Tigress didn't receive the same love and admiration as Tai Lung from Master Shifu
#281 to #257 - Ulmer (07/06/2013) [-]
>Tigress
>Tigress
#282 to #281 - kitsunemochalite (07/06/2013) [-]
No tears now only dreams
No tears now only dreams
#246 - josieabby (07/06/2013) [-]
When I think about fingers being bent back, I think of the scene from Major Payne.

"Want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that arm?"
#250 to #246 - weirdalchemy (07/06/2013) [-]
"I'm just voicing my concerns for my butthole."
User avatar #146 - sweetellie (07/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, what if he's got some kind of weapon and you just crushed his ballsack? I'm pretty sure he'd be more than a bit angry..
User avatar #195 to #146 - timmywankenobi (07/06/2013) [-]
if you hit hard enough to crush his sack he isn't going anywhere for quite a while.
User avatar #172 to #146 - sgc (07/06/2013) [-]
as a man with testicles i can tell you he won't be able to do much for a few seconds and would most like release him grip on you allowing you to run a fair distance
#173 to #172 - sweetellie (07/06/2013) [-]
Oh, ok. I don't know much about testicles..
User avatar #202 to #172 - bonlino (07/06/2013) [-]
and if you do it hard enough, they will scream high enough for dogs to hear them and make sure the clench thier crotch for hours.
#184 - infinitereaper (07/06/2013) [-]
>Go around in coat jacket and other gear
>Look shady as ****
>Follow female and get her alone
>Back her into a corner
>Pretend to begin the raping process with weapon in hand
>Take one look at her face
>Conjure up the best disappointed expression you can muster.
>Say: "Nevermind." with the tone of a kid who found out there's no Santa Clause

>Walk away
#211 to #184 - Rascal (07/06/2013) [-]
>Back her into a corner
>Get kicked in the balls and maced in the face

Nice try, cockfag.
User avatar #238 to #184 - crazylance (07/06/2013) [-]
What would you suggest to a man with a heavy voice to do?
Like a deep, sexy, black man voice, what would you do with that kind of voice in that kind of situation?
#245 to #238 - infinitereaper (07/06/2013) [-]
"Prepare yo' titties because I'm going in"
"Aw yeah"
"I'm Morgan Freeman."
User avatar #247 to #245 - crazylance (07/06/2013) [-]
I'm curious as to how many rape pictures you have so I'll ask another:
Your face is completely covered with black fabric and a hood, the only thing visible are your eyes and even those are relatively hard to see during the abyss that is the night. With the same voice, while you have her pinned against the wall, what do you say?
#264 to #247 - infinitereaper (07/06/2013) [-]
"Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?"

"Because this is the second cumming."
User avatar #267 to #264 - crazylance (07/06/2013) [-]
Alright, now when you manage to lock her in a grip from behind, arm around her throat?
#252 - gibroner (07/06/2013) [-]
What the **** did I do to you?
User avatar #263 to #252 - darkangeloffire (07/06/2013) [-]
As a recently made fan of Game of Thrones and a fan of Little Finger, have my thumb.
User avatar #88 - xxhunterxx (07/06/2013) [-]
Enter The Dojo S2 - Episode 2: "Thrust of Freedom" THRUST OF FREEDOM
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