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User avatar #19 - dedaluminus (07/06/2013) [-]
Superman couldn't **** any mortal woman (more than once.) Think about it: Even post-crisis, this ************ can move a planet. Either he lets loose and enjoys himself, in which case the woman would end up a bloody pulp, or he holds back, and holding back that much super strength/speed would lead to totally unsatisfying sex. Also, Superman doesn't even feel bullets bouncing off him, so how much pressure would it take to make his super-cock happy? More than Lois Lane can provide, I'm sure. (Also I'm pretty sure that his semen would shoot out with the force of a sniper rifle.)

The better alternative: Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman is durable enough that she took a solid punch from Superman in one of those "Superman is evil alternate universe" comics and kept on fighting. Her vagina muscles, like the rest of her muscles, are probably super strong and can provide him a pleasing pressure. She has a hot, (and completely canon,) bondage fetish. If superman pulled her hair or slapped her ass during sex, it wouldn't lead to her being scalped or having her thigh-bone shoot out her knee. And, if she did get pregnant, she would be able to carry the baby without it tearing out of her womb the first time it had an unconscious movement with super strength.

#161 to #19 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
You've fapped to this before, havent you?
User avatar #152 to #19 - loomiss ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Or... the girl could just ride him.
There is more than 1 sex position mate
#139 to #19 - originialname (07/06/2013) [-]
I enjoyed that story.
I enjoyed that story.
#123 to #19 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
Blue kryptonite, solved.
User avatar #127 to #123 - dedaluminus (07/06/2013) [-]
That'd work, but I want there to be sex that can literally shatter the earth.
User avatar #95 to #19 - adrianking (07/06/2013) [-]
Her baby wouldn't have super-strength until it was born, as until then it wouldn't be exposed to the yellow sun's energy.
#66 to #19 - payseht (07/06/2013) [-]
In Frank Miller's "TheDark Knight Strikes Again" they do **** and cause global catastrophe in the process

random comic fact of the day
User avatar #203 to #66 - bowties (07/07/2013) [-]
Also, I believe I have finally found the exact moment where Miller went crazy and lost all integrity as a writer

Is The Dark Knight Strikes Again really that bad?
User avatar #206 to #203 - payseht (07/07/2013) [-]
yeah... it's pretty bad
User avatar #103 to #66 - bowties (07/06/2013) [-]
Frank Miller may have been a pretty good writer, but his art is absolute ****
User avatar #68 to #66 - dedaluminus (07/06/2013) [-]
What happened? Did Superman realize how great sex was and stop fighting crime? Or was there some ******** reason about goodness and virtue and blah blah
User avatar #167 to #68 - royalwerewolf (07/06/2013) [-]
earthquakes be my guess
#61 to #19 - bowties (07/06/2013) [-]
Kryptonian condom with a hole in it, alows him to possibly concieve a child with Lois Lane, and his cum shot no longer has the force of a shotgun blast
User avatar #70 to #61 - dedaluminus (07/06/2013) [-]
Assuming a kryptonian dickwrapper somehow made it to earth, and had a hole in it, why wouldn't that just focus the semen down into a pinpoint stream moving at three times the speed of sound?
User avatar #76 to #70 - bowties (07/06/2013) [-]
To answer the first question, Jor-El, being the smart and awesome father that he is, would obviously have condoms packed away for him on Superman's rocket (he is a responsible parent who wants his son Kal-El to practice safe sex.)

You make a good point about Superman's semen, but I was assuming that a Kryptonian condom would weaken everything about Superman's semen, even if it did have a hole in it, but now thinking about it, you are probably right
#28 to #19 - bigscarygary (07/06/2013) [-]
Women love superman because he can fly them up into the atmosphere, and then eat like a boss.
User avatar #26 to #19 - lyestcer (07/06/2013) [-]
You certainly thought this through...
#22 to #19 - bezza (07/06/2013) [-]

Video definitely related (well to the first paragraph any way)
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