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Man of Sploosh

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User avatar #6 - kingxddd (07/06/2013) [+] (29 replies)
What superman movie is that?
#7 to #6 - assdozer (07/06/2013) [-]
Superman 4, the quest for peace.
#1 - ButtonFly (07/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Sploosh.
User avatar #35 - vedgetable (07/06/2013) [+] (8 replies)
superman is a bitch, if he really was, a super man, he would have a beard.
User avatar #19 - dedaluminus (07/06/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Superman couldn't **** any mortal woman (more than once.) Think about it: Even post-crisis, this ************ can move a planet. Either he lets loose and enjoys himself, in which case the woman would end up a bloody pulp, or he holds back, and holding back that much super strength/speed would lead to totally unsatisfying sex. Also, Superman doesn't even feel bullets bouncing off him, so how much pressure would it take to make his super-cock happy? More than Lois Lane can provide, I'm sure. (Also I'm pretty sure that his semen would shoot out with the force of a sniper rifle.)

The better alternative: Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman is durable enough that she took a solid punch from Superman in one of those "Superman is evil alternate universe" comics and kept on fighting. Her vagina muscles, like the rest of her muscles, are probably super strong and can provide him a pleasing pressure. She has a hot, (and completely canon,) bondage fetish. If superman pulled her hair or slapped her ass during sex, it wouldn't lead to her being scalped or having her thigh-bone shoot out her knee. And, if she did get pregnant, she would be able to carry the baby without it tearing out of her womb the first time it had an unconscious movement with super strength.

#12 - taye (07/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This movie was 						*******					 awesome
This movie was ******* awesome
#13 - eddymolly (07/06/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Well god damn, look at him
#55 - thelamalord (07/06/2013) [+] (25 replies)
is it just me or is superman the most boring superhero ever
is it just me or is superman the most boring superhero ever
#31 - ninjapirate (07/06/2013) [-]
Just incase anyone wants this
#50 - mattass (07/06/2013) [-]
d
#3 - crazyolitis (07/05/2013) [-]
*mistress
*mistress
#77 - medopu (07/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Later that day ...
#54 - atangytaco ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
#62 - iamphoenix (07/06/2013) [+] (41 replies)
He is really pretty. Even as a straight man I recognize this.

>n-no homo
#67 to #62 - thatnerdyguy (07/06/2013) [-]
>Definite homo
#2 - walkerjam (07/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh man Superman's gonna get laaaaaaaaid!
Oh man Superman's gonna get laaaaaaaaid!
#5 - murphypop (07/06/2013) [-]
ha-ha
User avatar #124 - BigDoktor (07/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I had a problem with this movie because all the female characters looked like they were written by a bunch of nerdy men. Even the GODDAMN soldier went all schoolgirl crush on Superman. Like, seriously?
User avatar #33 - azroth (07/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Henry Cavill (this superman) is such a genuinely nice guy, he was pretty chubby when he was a kid and got picked on which made him feel useless, so he got in incredible shape in hopes that he could star in a film as a superhero when he got older; and he's very polite to everyone because he hates bullies and wants to be the exact opposite of one.

He also almost didn't get cast for the role of Superman because he was too busy playing World of Warcraft, he's one of my favourite human peoples
User avatar #165 - kiezash (07/06/2013) [-]
I'm a guy and ill be honest, he is probably one of the most handsome guys i have ever laid eyes upon.
User avatar #34 - mrkanyeeast (07/06/2013) [-]
Aside from the superpowers and everything, The best thing about being Hopeman, is getting to bang Amy Adams. I like Amy Adams.
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