Notifications. .. When you log in and see a ton of notifications there's always the brief moment of terror when you don't know if you made the front page or royally up.
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#44 - mewxchii ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
I'm more scared when someone replies to me on FJ. Its usually something rude.
#54 to #44 - nhk (07/06/2013) [-]
Hey, **** you, man.
User avatar #60 to #44 - kito (07/06/2013) [-]
Im more scared of zedong.
User avatar #84 to #44 - mutzaki ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
That happens whenever I've posted an opinion or responded to any kind of argument.
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User avatar #87 to #44 - europe (07/06/2013) [-]
Live with it, you silly butt
User avatar #53 to #44 - LookinHereWhy (07/06/2013) [-]
yeah, well...
YOU'RE A STUPID
#144 to #44 - luqmanr (07/06/2013) [-]
Yea, I don't know why fj replies are mostly rude and full of rage. I try to keep it nice and happy man....
#70 to #44 - friednazi (07/06/2013) [-]
I love you.
I love you.
User avatar #52 to #44 - broale (07/06/2013) [-]
occasionally they are nice, decent replies. dick weed
User avatar #105 to #44 - dajokaman (07/06/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #46 to #44 - payseht ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
that's not true, you... dirty... stuck-up... sadistic... *********** , cocksucking, *********** , penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, Nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse face, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big-nosed, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, ************* , fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, handjobbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plugging, ho-grabbing, uncircumsized, sewer-sipping, whore mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douchebag, ho-biting, carnivorous, mail-order prostituting *asshole*!
#48 to #46 - mewxchii ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #21 - I Am Monkey (07/06/2013) [-]
When you log in and see a ton of notifications there's always the brief moment of terror when you don't know if you made the front page or royally ****** up.
#147 to #21 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
looks like you're gonna have one of those moments
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User avatar #12 to #2 - notthepedobear (07/06/2013) [-]
phanact
User avatar #24 to #4 - epicpedo (07/06/2013) [-]
Phanact is secretly DJ 4DM1N.
User avatar #78 to #24 - phanact (07/06/2013) [-]
Well now it isn't a secret
#5 to #4 - rooxass (07/05/2013) [-]
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#42 to #5 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
Hahahahahahaahahahaha that was so god damn funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Phanact please suck my dick!
User avatar #149 to #42 - strangesir (07/06/2013) [-]
That's not phanact though, that's rooxass
User avatar #67 to #4 - Vward (07/06/2013) [-]
Way to 100% blatantly steal from this guy, asshat.

www.funnyjunk.com/user/Zabug
#39 to #4 - stardustdragonlord (07/06/2013) [-]
i laughed so hard my stomach hurt. Thank you phanact and swagloon
#43 to #39 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
YEAH! THAT WAS SO FUNYY! DAMN FUNNY ITS NOT LIKE I GOT A HUMOR LIKE A TREE! HAHAHAHA
User avatar #7 to #4 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but that made me genuinely laugh.
#9 to #7 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
cus u fagot
User avatar #96 to #7 - menqudoneix (07/06/2013) [-]
I don't know if I'm seeing you everywhere on FJ today or I just recognize your profile pic everytime I see your comment and don't realize everytime I see someone else's I might otherwise notice more frequently.
User avatar #98 to #96 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
I have a dancing booty for a profile picture, and a decently blue profile name. Not hard to miss.
User avatar #99 to #98 - menqudoneix (07/06/2013) [-]
a lot of people have a decently blue profile name. I think it's the dancing castle.

I'm pretty sure she was a castle..
#76 - Nigger (07/06/2013) [-]
#86 to #76 - sanguinesolitude (07/06/2013) [-]
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velka is the coolest specialist prettiest evar.


your name is your comment is your name
#56 - guessed (07/06/2013) [-]
I wish I got less..

..Stupid name
User avatar #91 to #56 - durgesark (07/06/2013) [-]
You guessed a username.


I'll just go
User avatar #122 to #56 - napalmpie (07/06/2013) [-]
[random sentence withe "guessed" in it, I' m too dumb to find one right now]
User avatar #90 to #56 - oldnigger (07/06/2013) [-]
I guessed your name was something clever, but I was wrong
User avatar #72 to #56 - grandmabetty (07/06/2013) [-]
I guessed you'd have that many
User avatar #59 to #56 - maxataxx (07/06/2013) [-]
I wouldn't have guessed.
#65 - lot (07/06/2013) [-]
Obviously, it's not a big whoop for me.
Obviously, it's not a big whoop for me.
User avatar #143 to #65 - wtfduud (07/06/2013) [-]
You get a lot of notifications?
User avatar #69 to #65 - merloxbeard (07/06/2013) [-]
I bet that sucks a lot
User avatar #68 to #65 - DemonMatt (07/06/2013) [-]
Why? Do you get a lot?
#79 to #65 - zakaizer (07/06/2013) [-]
<YFW you realised your name was a mistake
<YFW you realised your name was a mistake
#81 to #79 - fapperdefap (07/06/2013) [-]
my name if perfect
my name if perfect
#151 to #79 - lot (07/07/2013) [-]
Every single day.
Every single day.
#38 - wartroll (07/06/2013) [-]
mfw op's name
#77 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
phanact is a phaggot
#63 - teenytinyspider (07/06/2013) [-]
Sometimes I cringe and go,"What ********* have I brought upon FJ this time?"
#94 - corset (07/06/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
#110 to #94 - lookathecomment (07/06/2013) [-]
corset
#55 - zedong (07/06/2013) [-]
every time my name get mentioned, it is always the politics-board, always saying the same thing, &quot;Mao Zedong killed 100 millions&quot;, &quot;Mao Zedong was worse than Hitler&quot;, &quot;Mao Zedong was worst communist leader&quot;. normally 1-5 times every day   
   
Gettin' tired of your 			****		, Politics-board
every time my name get mentioned, it is always the politics-board, always saying the same thing, "Mao Zedong killed 100 millions", "Mao Zedong was worse than Hitler", "Mao Zedong was worst communist leader". normally 1-5 times every day

Gettin' tired of your **** , Politics-board
User avatar #22 - pockyrin (07/06/2013) [-]
That moment when you see you have a load of replies to your nice statement, but then it turns out everyone somehow thought something like "I remember that show, was awesome" was actually me saying "I murdered your mother" and I get thumbed to oblivion.
#95 - lolfire (07/06/2013) [-]
Oh **** , what have I said now.
User avatar #27 - roflstorm ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
More people have told me happy birthday in the past 10 than anyone ever of facebook
User avatar #28 to #27 - roflstorm ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
I like this place
#58 to #28 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
Happy shot out of a vagina day
#29 - StinkyCheese ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
You... You can art, phanact?
User avatar #82 to #29 - akkere (07/06/2013) [-]
He can't art, but he can repost.

Goddamn, he sure can repost.
#1 - walkerjam (07/05/2013) [-]
Quite related.
#19 to #1 - manwithatoaster (07/06/2013) [-]
Let's see, a woman usually fakes it and FunnyJunk let's you know straight up they are not satisfied... I don't really care about who is harder to please, I care that FJ is more honest than a woman.
#109 to #1 - cuppycakechick (07/06/2013) [-]
Sincerely, a female
#114 to #109 - walkerjam (07/06/2013) [-]
You're pretty.
#148 to #137 - walkerjam (07/06/2013) [-]
I love You.
I love You.
User avatar #150 to #148 - cuppycakechick (07/07/2013) [-]
I am pleased
now let's make babies
User avatar #152 to #150 - walkerjam (07/07/2013) [-]
When, where and how?
User avatar #3 to #1 - wobblewub (07/05/2013) [-]
a women?
User avatar #6 to #3 - themisstophat (07/05/2013) [-]
FunnyJunk
#89 - sweetellie (07/06/2013) [-]
Getting private messages on here is the best kind of notification, in my opinion :3
Getting private messages on here is the best kind of notification, in my opinion :3
#115 to #89 - fjponythread (07/06/2013) [-]
Everytime I get a private message on FJ it means something bad happened so I always get a small heart attack when I see any private message notification
#100 to #89 - pridefulmatthew (07/06/2013) [-]
I never get any...
#102 to #100 - sweetellie (07/06/2013) [-]
Awww, I can send you some if you want
Awww, I can send you some if you want
#104 to #102 - pridefulmatthew (07/06/2013) [-]
I love you
#118 to #104 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
#120 to #118 - pridefulmatthew (07/06/2013) [-]
I am...your point being?
#117 - Ouronlysaviortwo (07/06/2013) [-]
It's the other way around for me...   
   
I don't have many friends on FaceBook.
It's the other way around for me...

I don't have many friends on FaceBook.
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#62 to #57 - jinapayne (07/06/2013) [-]
You dont have to be friends with people I know. Most of my friends list are people around my age or people way older than me that I have a lot in common with and are awesome
#61 to #57 - dingbox (07/06/2013) [-]
I'm sorry to say this but I think you've missed the whole point with facebook, Why would you even have people you hate on your facebook?
I'm sorry to say this but I think you've missed the whole point with facebook, Why would you even have people you hate on your facebook?
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User avatar #138 to #64 - dingbox (07/06/2013) [-]
It's not a good idea to base your personal views on other people's experiences, especially not the socially retarded.
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#93 - crazyoljew (07/06/2013) [-]
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